Chapter 918 Who is stupid
It came so fast that when my mouth was closing, the bug the size of an acupuncture moxibustion got into my nose, and I felt an itch and a heavy sneeze. Then, I got angry, grabbed Yang Tianwang's collar, and asked murderously; "Paralyzed, you want to die?"
I didn't expect Yang Tianwang to give me such a hand, and the speed of this bug is too fast, so I can only be secretly calculated.
"I just want you to take me out." Yang Tianwang faced my murderous eyes and said very innocently, "I'm afraid that you will leave me, you have to be careful when walking the rivers and lakes, I have been betrayed once before, and now I don't want to be betrayed a second time." ”
I gritted my teeth and looked at Yang Tianwang, grass, and said it so brazenly: "What kind of insect is that?" ”
"As long as you take me out, I will definitely let the worms out, and it won't hurt your life." Yang Tianwang said. "I know you're from the Tang Sect, but the people from the Tang Sect can detoxify, but you can't get all the poison Gu out."
I laughed, and then put down Yang Tianwang's collar, "You are awesome, really, you cheat me like this." ”
"I don't dare to pit you, you are Chen San." Yang Tianwang said to me very honestly, "Your wife is the awesome Qingdi, the Qingdi is angry, I, Yang Tianwang, have eighteen lives, which is not enough to kill"
I laughed, okay, I laughed on purpose, can't I cry? I'm still a little too careless.
"Chen San, I mean what I say, I want to leave here, I don't want to mix other things." Yang Tianwang said, "I'm sorry to treat you like this. ”
"You have been walking the rivers and lakes for so many years, there is still a certain reason to be so careful," I gave a thumbs up. "I'm going to have to learn from you."
"It's okay, after all, when I was young, I suffered a lot of plots, and I must be a little treacherous when I am old."
"Drink tea." I said with a smile.
"Drink tea." Yang Tianwang sat down, and I personally poured tea for Yang Tianwang.
"Aren't you afraid that I'll poison it?"
Yang Tianwang said; "Don't be afraid, first, I'm just a person, if I die, I die, I have no regrets. Second, I want to go out, it's okay for you to be a young person and respect an old man. Third, I don't have a wife, you have a wife. ”
"You've got me," I said, "I didn't have such a bag when I was in Dongying, but when I returned to China, I often met people who made me depressed." ”
Yang Tianwang comforted me and said; "It's okay, this is a Shenzhou feature, you will get used to it in the future, you still don't get too close to Sophia, this woman is very dangerous, she looks like a beauty on the surface, but she is also a beauty of a poisonous scorpion."
I pretended not to understand; "So, do you know this woman? Uncle Yang, you've been here for so many years, and you've always wanted to go out before, can't you find a chance? ”
Yang Tianwang said; "I can't find a chance, but if you come, it's an opportunity, because you are Chen San, and you are also Chen Wu's invincible son."
I raised my eyebrows and drew a sneer; "You know that I am Chen Wudi's son, if you dare to do this, you are hanging."
Yang Tianwang looked helpless; "I'm also despicable and helpless, I don't want to stay in this hellish place."
"Okay, let's just go out together, now you can rest assured, I have that bug in my body, and I am under your control." I said, "In that case, I won't resist." ”
Yang Tianwang said embarrassedly; "People always have to do things they don't want to do, I don't want to be your enemy, I hope we can be friends when we go out."
"Yes, we'll be friends. Here we are friends who stand together and fight. I said.
"Then I'll go first." Yang Tianwang knew that it was useless to say more, he said everything that should be said, and he had to go outside to talk about the rest.
After Yang Tianwang left, I forcibly tried to drive the insects out, but found that it was in vain, I scolded my mother, and the boat capsized in the gutter.
I knew that Yang Tianwang wouldn't believe me so much, and he really came to do this. I'm at the mercy of others! I was a little annoyed by my carelessness.
It seems that I have to look at Donald, it is best to take it out, if I can't take it out, then I can only wait until I get out. Out of the ward, there were still a lot of prisoners in the corridor, and after I avoided some surveillance, I came to Donald's office, and this girl pretended to be very much the same. When Donald saw me, he stood up in surprise and asked why he came.
I'll talk a little bit about what just happened.
"Well deserved." didn't say anything sympathetic, Boss Tang came directly, "It's not that I said you, I told you a long time ago, don't be too conceited, it's okay now." ”
Although he scolded me so fiercely, Donald still walked over quickly and continued to check my pulse.
"Can it be done?" I asked worriedly. "I look at Yang Tianwang's smug look, he shouldn't lie to me."
"I can't do it." Donald said very dryly. "I'm sorry to tell you, you hit the jackpot, it's a mother and son twin worm, you must not have heard of it, this is a genre that originated in Thailand, it's very mysterious. I've also heard once in a while that the worm you just swallowed is a mother's, and if you want to get it out, you have to find its son. ”
I listened a little mysterious, and said; "You say, if you want to get the worm out, you can only find the worm's son."
"Yes, do you think I'm joking?" Donald said, "Three days, just three days, if you can't get rid of this bug, she will start to multiply in it, at that time, hehe, your body is full of bugs, you look at it, get into your brain, it's useless." ”
I was depressed and angry: "Grass. ‘
"Don't be grassy, it's useless." Boss Tang scolded, "It's not that you're too careless, it's the way of others, but Yang Tianwang wants you to take him out." 、”
I say; "Take it out? To put it simply, Sophia promised to go out with me before, but now if I bring Yang Tianwang, I can't hide it from Sophia. ”
"That's your business." Donald doesn't care about me anymore. "Leave yourself to fend for yourself."
I hugged Donald's leg: "Don't, I'm your future husband, don't die without help." ”
"Okay, I'll save you." Donald said. "I'll lure this worm into my stomach so you're refreshed."
"What did you say?" I asked.
Donald said; "Lead that worm from your body into my stomach, so you'll be safe, cool."
"I see." I stood up happily, I had found a candidate, and that was Sophia, and I was sure that Sophia would be able to help me with this.
Donald frowned and asked; "Look at your, you want to go to Sophia."
I coughed and said; "This, there is no way, I can only do this, if I don't do this, I will be controlled by Yang Tianwang, and when the time comes, I will become a puppet, if I hurt you, it will not be good."
Donald didn't know what to think, anyway, his expression was not good-looking: "You can get out." ”
I said, "Donald, I don't want to do this either, I definitely can't look for you, right, you're someone I care about." "Okay, okay, you can go and harm others, everyone understands people." Donald seemed reasonable. "Let's go."
"Then I'll go first." I said, "Don't worry. ”
"Don't touch me for a year." Donald gave me this sentence.
"That's not good." I looked at Donald with an aggrieved face, "You know I'm innocent." ”
"You are to blame, not innocent, you don't take an old man like Yang Tianwang in your eyes." Donald began to educate me, "You think your martial arts are very hanging, so you don't take him seriously, but you have to understand that not everything in this world can be solved with your hands." ”
"Use your brain."
"Yes, just use your brain." Donald said, "You don't know how to use your brains, that's what happens to you." ”
"Then go out to find Sophia, through this matter I will be careful of men and women in the future," I said, "I am such a pure and simple person, I didn't expect others to be willing to hurt me, I am too depressed." ”
Donald didn't speak.
I stumbled out of Donald's office.
Yang Tianwang probably couldn't have dreamed that the people I knew from the Tang Sect happened to be here, it was really a mountain with a mountain high, Yang Tianwang, you just wait to watch a good show, you want to yin me, hum, you are still tender...... I smiled proudly in my heart, but I felt from this incident that I really didn't take Yang Tianwang in my eyes, so I was lewd by him! Be a low-key person in the future......
When I came to Sophia's office, she looked at me with a little surprise, and I immediately said, I feel hot, come and see!
Sophia said, then stood up and said, if you feel unwell in the future, tell me!
When Sophia came over, I hugged her, and she laughed and said that you are cheap, and any fever is a lie!
I said I didn't really have a fever, but after seeing you, I felt better and wanted to play with you!
Sophia saw that I was so impulsive, so she squirmed, but she couldn't stand my fiery enthusiasm, and finally Sophia couldn't resist my heat, so she said okay, okay, I'll go to the toilet first, and I'll be back soon!
I let go of Sophia and said, hurry up, what a good thing to grind!
Sophia gave me a roll of the eye and told me not to be so anxious and to be back soon......
After Sophia walked into the toilet, she took out the wind oil essence, and then dripped it a few times, and said in her heart, stupid bi, I want you to know that I am not a casual person, hehe!
When I saw Sophia come out, I couldn't be enthusiastic, and said in my heart, silly Bi, I want you to know that Lao Tzu is not a casual man, hehe, come on!
Sophia and I are both very happy, but not happy......