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Shi Kunlin spoke to me in English, good guy, it turned out that you were waiting for me here? Want to make a fool of me in English?

I frowned, pretended to be embarrassed, and looked at the menu. book network . v o d t . c o m

I guess Shi Kunlin will definitely want to see it later. I looked at the waiter, held the menu, pointed to the dishes on the menu and said, "This, this, and this." ”

Corn didn't seem to know that I could speak English, but yes, I never spoke English in front of her, and if Liu Yixue hadn't mentioned it to her, then she probably wouldn't know.

So, Corn took the initiative to say in very standard English: "I want a colorful salad with pasta, and this gentleman orders a shrimp and black pepper pasta, and a rosemary roasted lamb chops, and two glasses of white water." Thank you. ”

"This gentleman" is naturally me, although Corn is indeed redundant, but I am still very grateful to Corn, she realized that I might make a fool of myself, so she immediately helped me out.

Rao is so. Shi Kunlin still refused to let go, and said to me: "Brother Shi, you are a big man, and the amount of food is so small? What do you want to eat a little more? Today I have a treat. ”

Corn looked at me and said, "Then look at what else you want to eat?" Shall I help you? ”

"Xiaomi, you let your friend order it yourself, or you keep helping him order, he must be embarrassed to be so restrained."

I gently kicked the corn below, signaling the corn not to speak, and I said to Shi Kunlin: "Since it is Brother Shi's treat, then the little brother is not welcome today?" ”

I looked at the waiter, flipped the menu to the most expensive page, ordered the expensive dishes one by one in English, which was more standard than corn, and finally ordered a bottle of red wine of more than 20,000 yuan, although the price was small for Shi Kunlin. But finally someone has a treat, and of course I'm going to have a big meal.

Because many words in English, in fact, Chinese people can't learn in the process of learning, including some of the words I ordered, maybe even corn and Shi Kunlin can't, but I still said it fluently, both of them were very shocked, maybe for Shi Kunlin, I work in a travel agency, driving a Volkswagen CC, it is impossible to speak such fluent English.

I said to the waiter, "Please have two more plates of Italian vinaigrette, this sauce is not very calorie-saving." More suitable for my girlfriend. ”

This forced pretending to be too slippery, in fact, I don't know Italian vinaigrette at all, and I've never eaten this sauce, I've only heard it once, at the auction of the fashion club, when eating a buffet, a man said this to Liu Yixue in order to get close to Liu Yixue, and I heard it. I didn't expect to use it today, but I didn't know that I often came to Italian restaurants to eat.

And I directly declared that Corn was my girlfriend, which made Shi Kunlin grit his teeth.

"Yes sir, you're so nice to your girlfriend." The waiter smiled and said, "And your English is so standard that it's like a real foreign guest is ordering." ”

"Thank you, you're beautiful too." I responded politely.

Originally, Shi Kunlin wanted me to make a fool of myself, how could he have thought that this order had become my one-man show!

I said with bad intentions: "Brother Shi, you broke the bill today." By the way, you haven't ordered yet? ”

Sometimes this is the case, for example, if you go to a foreign country, you will inevitably be infected by the accent of the local people, and after Shi Kunlin listened to my very standard English, he must have deliberately wanted to order in very standard English when ordering.

In fact, when most Chinese people speak English, they are not standard, including what the English teacher says, and if you want to speak English, you still have to talk to real foreigners, or go to a special institution to study seriously, so at this moment, the real ugly thing has become Shi Kunlin, the more he deliberately wants to say the standard, because he is nervous, he said it is not standard, a bowl of smoked salmon spaghetti, he said it three or four times before the waiter understood.

After the waiter went out, Shi Kunlin was still smiling in order to hide his embarrassment, laughing more ugly than crying, and said: "I still like pasta, and it is rare to eat authentic noodles in China." ”

Is it really a swollen face and a fat man, and he is still pretending to be forced in a trick?

Corn didn't bird him, but picked my thorn and said to me: "Shi Xiaoren, what did you just say I was yours?" "Shanggou Mu No.

"Uh..."

"What are you guys uh? You think I don't understand? ”

I grinned and said, "Hehe, no, it's just a title, don't take it that seriously." Besides, a girlfriend can also be a female friend? Aren't you my female friend? ”

Corn glanced at me and said, "It's not serious, even you are teasing other people's waiters!" ”

"I just said that people are beautiful, and to tell the truth, it's also called flirting?"

I talked to Corn, and I literally took Shi Kunlin on the other side as air, anyway, if I were Shi Kunlin, I would definitely leave after eating, how many times have I eaten here from the coffee shop? And the face to stay?

During the meal, I cut a piece of foie gras for the corn and brought it to her plate, and I said, "Try this foie gras, it tastes very authentic." ”

"Don't eat it." Corn said.

I pursed my lips and didn't say anything, I seem to be a little too distracted from treating myself as an outsider, after all, corn is not really my girlfriend, an intimate act like picking vegetables is not something that can be carried out between the two of us, other people's corn, golden branches and jade leaves, my saliva is stuck on the fork, how can she eat it?

Thinking of this, there is an inexplicable and wonderful loss in my heart, my relationship with corn is not as good as I imagined.

I ate again, and I felt the corn look at me, and then she thrust the foie gras I had cut into her with a fork and asked, "Is it really delicious?" ”

I nodded hurriedly, only to see the corn put the foie gras into my small mouth, chewed a few bites, swallowed it, and said, "It tastes really good, but the calories are too high, and I'm afraid of fat reads;." You just said that the vinaigrette is low in calories, and now you let me eat this, what are your intentions? ”

It turns out that if you don't eat corn, you are afraid of getting fat? Thinking about it makes me feel much better.

Seeing this, Shi Kunlin also concocted the same method, and sandwiched a piece of snail meat for the corn, and Shi Kunlin was quite smart, he was afraid that the corn would not eat it, causing his own embarrassment, and after sandwiching the corn with the food, he immediately asked me: "Brother Shi, it seems that you often come to the Italian restaurant?" ”

"Hey, how can I afford to come to such an upscale place often? They all follow the boss, the boss invites customers to dinner, or other companies invite our boss to eat, so they will come to this kind of high-end place. ”

As I thought, Shi Kunlin once again borrowed the topic to play: "This is simple, the food city on the third floor of Xintiandi is contracted by my buddy, if you are interested, I will ask you for a membership card when you go back, they have everything like French restaurants, Malaysian restaurants, Korean food, and Japanese food." ”

"That's a good feeling, then I'll thank Brother Shi." I raised my glass and touched him, he likes to pretend to be forced to let him pretend, he is not a smart man, he thinks that he is so "righteous", he can please corn, in fact, it is the opposite, because corn is not the kind of little girl who thinks you are generous enough to fall in love with you.

I believe that the aesthetics of corn will not be so bad, and she must be a little annoyed by Shi Kunlin in her heart.

This meal cost Shi Kunlin more than 40,000 yuan, I really regret not ordering a few more bottles of red wine, even if I don't drink it, I have to open the bottle and slaughter him well.

But if you think about it carefully, it doesn't matter, for a Bentley man, tens of thousands of dollars are really not called money.

And in the end, the piece of snail meat that Shi Kunlin sandwiched the corn, and the corn still didn't eat it, which shows how correct Shi Kunlin's choice was to change the topic after finishing the dish just now.

After we left the hotel, Shi Kunlin suddenly said to Corn: "Xiaomi, in fact, I have prepared some other little surprises for you today." ”

Corn asked with interest, "What surprise?" ”

Shi Kunlin must be very good at pleasing girls, and I am not surprised at all.

I saw him take out a photo from his bag, hand it to Corn, and ask Corn, "How is it?" Surprise? ”

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