Chapter 13: Chicken Soup for the Soul
As soon as I finished speaking, Diane pinched me so hard that I almost didn't control my direction, and I quickly begged for mercy, and the goddess let me go.
The goddess of this spicy hot allusion also understands.
I parked my bike in front of a Sichuan Malatang.
"Senior sister, this is the Malatang you said."
"Huh? So soon to arrive. ”
Behind her, Diane seemed to be still immersed in memories, awakened by my words, and seemed unsatisfied.
I could tell that the bike brought back memories of her girlhood, which is why she hugged me intimately and leaned against me.
A bicycle trip made the goddess feel a lot better, she was very appetizing when she ate, her face was cold, and her eyes were also with a faint smile, and these beautiful big eyes were the window of her mood.
From the moment Dianne entered the house, the eyes of the people around me gathered like flashing lights, even the girls couldn't help but look at me twice, and many males threw jealous glances at me, and my vanity exploded instantly.
This is the well-known senior sister Dai in the whole school, can you brag about it for a year after having dinner with her?
The goddess ate happily regardless of the onlookers, her little face was spicy and red, revealing a tempting pinkness, and I diligently handed over a tissue to let her wipe the sweat on her forehead.
"Senior sister, you and I are eating alone, aren't you afraid that your boyfriend will know?"
In fact, it is taboo to ask this sentence when eating alone with a girl, but I must know if Diane ate with me because she quarreled with her boyfriend and was angry for a while, my profession is a hooligan, not a spare tire.
Diane gave me a strange look and asked, "Who told you I had a boyfriend?" ”
"Didn't you see you sitting in a car and driving that day?"
I tentatively asked her, but I actually overheard her arguing with her boyfriend.
"Of course not."
Dianne looked displeased and didn't want to mention it, and I vaguely felt that he was the one who quarreled with her.
"Then senior sister, are you still single?" I couldn't help but ask her.
"yes, weird, isn't it?"
Diane glanced at me, disapproving.
There are many Goddess suitors, and I'm certainly not the first to ask her this question.
"Of course it's strange, you look so beautiful and have a good figure, how many people rush to be your spare tire."
"Scoundrel, you don't need to praise me."
Dianne blushed and gave me a disgusted look.
Hehe, you have to remember that I'm a hooligan, not a spare tire.
I avoided the topic of singleness and talked to her about the university and her major, and then I realized that today I entered the teaching building of the dance department, and the large classroom of the double number is the dance studio, and the rooms of the single number are all dressing rooms, and the students in the dance department are all girls, so the dressing room did not make any signs, and I picked up a cheap one by mistake.
But listening to her tone, she felt that college life was a bit boring.
If you're bored, go in love, this is the most important class in college, goddess, you're single until now, and it's obviously a truancy.
Hey? Play truant? I had a flash of inspiration.
"Have you never skipped class?"
"No, what are you going to do if you skip class?" Dianne looked down at the vermicelli, not paying attention to my words.
Dianne just said that her mother was a dancer, and she began to let her learn dance when she was a child, and she has always been strictly disciplined, even when she went to college, she often urged her not to neglect practice in her free time, she has become accustomed to a step-by-step life, and she is completely an obedient and sensible three-good student, how can she understand the fun of skipping class.
I decided to pour the goddess a good "chicken soup for the soul".
"When you were a child, did you secretly watch TV when your mother wasn't home?"
"Yes."
"Do you remember what it was like?"
"I'm scared, I'm afraid that my mother will come back suddenly." Diane held her chin in one hand and pouted, looking cute.
I smiled, "Isn't it interesting to think about it now." ”
"Yes, yes." Dianne smiled sweetly and nodded approvingly, her expression like she had eaten candy as a child.
"Do you still want to have that kind of fun?"
She nodded happily.
When I was a child, I secretly watched TV while my mother was not at home, and after watching it, I had to cool the TV to prevent being discovered, and I skipped class in a school uniform to surf the Internet, just to play those forty-five minutes, these stolen fun only belonged to your childhood and youth.
"Actually, you still have a chance."
"What do you mean?"
"Do you know what stolen time is?"
I pretended to be profound, and came up with a sentence that seemed to be understood.
Dianne looked at me curiously with big smart eyes, waiting for an answer, and I drank unhurriedly, but there was no follow-up.
"Oh, say it! I hate talking halfway the most. The goddess stomped her feet in a hurry, she stretched out her white hands and shook my arms, not letting me drink water, not noticing that this action was a bit intimate, I already felt the murderous gaze of the males around me.
The zen machine has arrived, and it begins to flicker!
"If you think about it, the time that should have been spent studying or practicing dance was used to secretly watch TV, isn't that the time that was stolen, and you still have a lot of fun, isn't it?"
"Seems to make sense."
The goddess has been misty by what I said.
"That's why I said you still have a chance." My hint is already obvious, and the goddess can understand it no matter how big her chest is.
"You mean, that's what it feels like to skip class and go out to play?"
Dianne looked embarrassed, as if she was thinking.
"What's the matter, do you not want to skip class, or don't dare."
I was very satisfied with Diane's expression, the more difficult it is for you, the better, if you don't care if you want to run away, why should I go around in such a big circle.
"But... My mom knows my teacher. ”
Dianne looked a little helpless.
I had already guessed that the goddess would not dare to skip class, but I didn't expect it to be the reason, her mother was really strict enough, but this was exactly what I wanted.
"There are so many people in one class, you may not be discovered, didn't you secretly watch TV when you were a child and didn't get discovered, isn't that feeling very happy."
I was like the demon who turned into the serpent that tempted Eve to eat the apple.
"Even if I skip class, I don't know what to play, so I can't go back to watch TV."
The goddess was already shaken, and she blinked her big beautiful eyes and frowned slightly, waiting for my final blow.
"Actually, I can see that you are in a bad mood today, skipping class makes you distracted, and your mood can be better, if you are embarrassed, forget it." Diannie's expression was moved after hearing this, I sighed lightly, and continued with a look of regret: "You are now in college, there is no study pressure, and there is no social burden, shouldn't you enjoy the present time happily, in the future, you graduate, be arranged by your mother to work, or even arrange a blind date to get married, and then husband and children, when you want to escape, you can't escape, is it to escape from work or family?" ”
When you grow up, you can never escape the rules of society, so you will always miss the rebellious boldness of your youth, because you may not have the courage to do those things anymore.
"Okay, don't say it, it's scary, I... I decided, I skipped class in the afternoon. ”
Dianne bit her lip as if she had gone through a fierce struggle.
Eventually, Eve ate the "apple."
I laughed wickedly in my heart, and a stone fell to the ground.
"So where are you going to skip class?"
"I didn't think about it, but my roommate should know where to play." As she spoke, Dianne pulled out her phone.
it! After flickering for so long, just thinking about how to persuade the goddess to skip class, I forgot to bring myself!
X, I really want to slap myself in the face, I'm going to shoot myself in the face! Isn't the task of making the goddess happy fall short? Boiled duck, flew?
I looked anxious and tried to stop Diane from calling, but I couldn't think of any excuse for a while.
Dianne saw that I wanted to stop talking, a trace of cunning flashed on her face, and she laughed out loud: "Stupid, it's not that you said that I skipped class, if you don't accompany me, who will accompany me." ”
I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, and I scared the baby to death.
The goddess actually got naughty with me, see how I was "naughty" with you in the afternoon.
"I don't know what to play, you have to arrange this stolen time, if you don't have fun, this palace will ask you!"
"Order!"
decided to skip class, the mood of the two relaxed a lot, a happy end of the spicy hot meal, Dianne said to go back to the bedroom to change clothes first, I hurried to the front desk to settle the bill.
The boss is five big and three thick, wearing big pants and looking at Erlang's legs in a chic manner, he looked at Diane behind me and glanced at me, which means: Such a beautiful girlfriend, can you hold it.
I replied with a gesture to him, telling him that I was wealthy.
We looked at each other and smiled.
"Boss, your Sichuan Malatang is so authentic, you must be from Sichuan, right?"
"That's not a big deal!"