Chapter 509: Xiao Zhi Chooses a Parent?
"You, don't you want to deliver medicine to Lin Yeran?"
Xie Yao was a little stunned, didn't Xiao Xiaoxiao always mind this matter, after all, the person he owed was the one he owed and he had to lose his life for his serious injury, Xiao Xiaoxiao's reaction really surprised Xie Yao.
Xiao Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes, a little incomprehensible, why do others say that women's hearts are needles, but men's hearts are not much better? It was the first time Xiao Xiaoxiao had met such an elusive man.
In fact, this is really wronged by Xie Gongzi, Xie Yao's thoughts are all in front of Xiao Xiaoxiao's eyes, but IQ and EQ decide everything, when he meets a woman with thick lines like Xiao Xiaoxiao, Xie Yao can only admit it.
"General Ben is a general anyway, what's the matter, don't you have to put up some scores? Is it possible, what else should it do? Do you want me to pretend to be a eunuch? That's still it, this kind of creature with an unknown gender, my aunt and grandmother are not interested. ”
Xiao Xiaoxiao looked disgusted, as if she remembered something disgusting.
Speaking of which, this Xiao Xiaoxiao is really close to the Liang Zi of the little eunuchs.
It is said that when Xiao Xiaoxiao entered the palace for the first time, he was dangling in the palace with a big belly, and he was overjoyed by an eyeless eunuch as a concubine who had been favored by the emperor, so he thought about pulling Xiao Xiaoxiao to the old emperor to invite credit, but he didn't come first and bumped into Lin Yeran, who went to report to the old emperor, after hearing the eunuch's words, he was almost half angry to death, Xiao Xiaoxiao's first impression of the old emperor was so yellow. So much so that every time Xiao Xiaoxiao entered the palace, he had to be warned: General Xiao, you are busy with military affairs, so you don't have to go to Your Majesty to say goodbye.
Hehe, at that time, the queen also made people rumor that the child in Xiao Xiaoxiao's belly was the old emperor's.
As soon as she thought of the old emperor with a watery nose, Xiao Xiaoxiao felt depressed and panicked in her heart, how blind did she have to be to look at such an old emperor?
However, the rumor did not spread, because the person who spread the rumor happened to be planted in Xiao Xiaoxiao's hands, and was killed by Miss Xiao and starved.
It's called, Rumor Strangling and Cradle.
Hearing that Xiao Xiaoxiao didn't go to the forestry area, Xie Yao's face immediately seemed to be cloudy and sunny, and his smile was like a brilliant flower.
The daytime life of the two can be described as busy.
Xiao Xiaoxiao has to deal with some military affairs, and Xie Yao has to deal with the affairs of the Xie family, outsiders think, why don't these two masters have any interaction?
A secret guard slapped the guard away, "The interaction between the son and the lady is just like that, do you think?" ”
"Huh? Fight, fight? ”
The guard's eyes widened, how could it be?
This Gongzi Xie is very affectionate to his generals at first glance, how can he be willing to do it to her?
Naturally, Xie Yao was reluctant.
It was almost ten o'clock in the afternoon, and suddenly news came that Xiao Zhi had an accident on the big stage.
Xiao Xiaoxiao stood up, "What did you say?" ”
The guards looked at this powerful woman tremblingly, why was she so excited?
On the other hand, Xie Yao looked indifferent, pulled Xiao Xiao, nodded to the guard and continued.
The guard swallowed his saliva, suppressed the improper thoughts in his mind, and then announced in a loud voice: "The little boy is choosing a relative on the stage." ”
"Choosing a ?!!!"
"Oh?"
The first sound was obviously surprised, from Xiao Xiaoxiao, and the second sound, it was calm and calm, without thinking about it, from Xie Yao.
"He's only two years old, so he knows what it means to choose a parent?"
Xiao Xiaoxiao was not lightly frightened, these days, two-year-old children are in a hurry to marry a daughter-in-law??
So what should she do at her age?
"The little boy said, when he chooses a suitable daughter-in-law, he will bring it back to the house to show the general's son."
Listening to the guard's tone, it seemed that he was very interested, Xiao Xiaoxiao glanced helplessly at Xie Yao who looked indifferent to the side, "He married a daughter-in-law, can he satisfy others?" ”
Xie Gongzi's face darkened, remembering what he had asked in the morning, he immediately felt quite relieved in his heart, it seemed that Xiao Zhi had figured it out and would not occupy Xiao Xiaoxiao.
"Well, let's go and have a look."
After all, it's good to be young, so don't let anything happen.
The big stage is not far from Xiao's Mansion, but it didn't take long.
Under the scorching sun, the shed of this big stage was already crowded with people.
Looking at the stage again, on a chair covered in tiger skin, Xiao Zhizheng was sitting on it domineeringly, guarding Xie Lin and other secret guards next to him.
"Schelling, you say, let's get started."
Although Xiao Zhi is young, his courage is inherited from Xie Yao, and he has seen a lot of big scenes with Xiao Xiaoxiao, so even on such an occasion, it is full of deterrence and makes people dare not despise it.
"Childe instructed, the selection of relatives begins, and all the married people are invited to play in order."
As soon as Xie Lin's words fell, a white and fat man walked out licking his stomach, glanced at Xie Lin, and unceremoniously bumped into Xie Lin and walked onto the stage.
Xiao Zhi's face was repeated, and suddenly his eyebrows were crossed, and he got up and threw a bottle of something at the white fat man, and suddenly, the man twitched all over, foaming at the mouth and lying on the ground unable to move.
"Schelling, cleaned up."
Xie Lin was also a first-class secret guard, and without saying a word, he kicked the fat white man down, so as not to be an eyesore.
"Xie Lin, choose a family, do you have to choose a young and beautiful one?"
Xiao Zhi propped his chin and asked helplessly, what should be the requirements for this selection of relatives? I should have asked my dad first.
But today, there are naturally masters behind Xiao Zhi.
Now everyone's hot topic of discussion is that Xiao Xiaoxiao is going to marry the three sons of Ye Mansion, and this matter has become a must-talk item for the people of Xunyang City after tea and dinner.
Xiao Zhi's move, although it seems to be nonsense, is actually a diversion of attention, and the best is still to come.
Didn't the eldest prince of Ye Mansion say that he had broken sleeves? It is said that he also likes to prostitute children, and he is not sure of his actions, and the children he likes, no matter whose family he is, will be snatched to be the person who waits for him.
Xiao Zhixiao's face was simple and kind, swept to the melon-eating crowd below, and said cutely: "I'm sorry, my mother said that the future object must behave elegantly." ”
In fact, Xiao Xiaoxiao's original words were like this: "Your father Xie Yao, his manners are good, and he is a nonsense, just talking about this sitting posture, how can he break it down into six steps before he can sit down steadily." They say it's called gentleness, and my aunt and grandmother think it's all farting!! ”
So Xiao Zhi chose his daughter-in-law according to Xie Yao's standards.
Presumably, if Chu Yan knew that her son's criteria for choosing a wife turned out to be his father's template, she would definitely faint in the toilet with laughter.
As soon as the people below heard Xiao Zhi say that he wanted to behave elegantly, the crowd immediately boiled.
"The granddaughter of the old man, she just turned ten months old today, she is very elegant, and the little son is more than the son of which family?"
Ten months·····
Xiao Zhi tilted his head and thought about it, then turned his head and asked Xie Lin, "How old is Daddy?" ”
The corners of Xie Lin's mouth twitched, and he said speechlessly: "Childe has two out of twenty." ”
Twenty-two months is not the same as ten months, PASS!
"No, it's too small."
Xiao Zhi's immature voice replied, and as soon as the words fell, he heard the surrounding guards laughing.
"So, what about me? I'm five years old this year, sister, you are so good-looking, be my future daughter-in-law. ”
An equally immature little boy climbed up, walked up to Xiao Zhi, snapped and patted all the dust off his clothes, and then reached out to touch Ash's face.
"No, my son can only marry a daughter-in-law, not someone else's daughter-in-law."
Originally, Xiao Zhi just explained, but he didn't want to, when the little boy heard Xiao Zhi call himself his son, his face immediately turned red, and he was scared away.
At this time, the people below began to discuss, "What kind of world is this, such a young child, what kind of husband to choose?" ”
"Maybe the family is short of money, and I want to find someone to support it."
"Do you look at his whole dress, like a man who is short of money?
"That is, I looked, it must be that this child must be alone and lonely. Hey, if the old lady was born later, she would definitely charm him. ”
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The following discussion was unbearable, and Xiao Zhi sat there with a calm face, looking at those people with a smile.
"Schelling, Daddy doesn't like that kind of woman, it doesn't even look like a toe of a mother's mother."
Xie Lin nodded, but no, not even a toe, in Xie Yao's heart, the same.
"Child, are you so old, do you have a dowry? Is there anyone else in the house? ”
When the woman saw Xiao Zhi sitting on the stage, she got up with a smile and walked to the stage, looking up at the children on the stage.
Obviously only a two-year-old child, carved in pink, I don't know whose son-in-law can give birth to such a look? The woman sighed, and then heard Xiao Zhi blink her eyes innocently, and said word by word: "Grandma, do you have a granddaughter?" ”
The woman's face froze, and then she didn't hold up and fainted.
"Schelling, did she faint?"
Xie Lin swept over Xiao Zhi's gaze and replied solemnly: "Oh, she's sleepy and asleep." ”
Xiao Zhi nodded, as if he understood.
Xie Lin glanced at the secret guard, and someone quietly hid in the crowd and sent the fainted woman to the pharmacy, of course, to suffer a little, this woman is inevitable, because she moved her mind that should not be moved.
There was a moment of silence in the crowd, some of them ready to move, feeling in their hearts that they had feelings for a two-year-old child, and some of them were intoxicated by the gloomy countenance.
After waiting for a while, Xiao Zhi sighed, suddenly got up, stood in the center of the stage, and the immature voice was transmitted below by Xie Lin with internal force.
"My son is young and beautiful, single and golden, you stupid women, are you afraid that my son will not be able to satisfy you?"
Satisfied····
Xie Lin couldn't hold back, burst out laughing, then stared at Xiao Zhi, and suddenly asked, "Childe, do you know that you look like a woman today?" ”
Xiao Zhi looked down, isn't it?
was in this gap of bowing his head, but he saw someone in the audience walking towards the front of the stage, getting closer and closer·······