"Liu'er, are you crazy? Xiyu was behind me, hugging my waist "You scared me to death just now, you know no." ”

I looked at Yuyu, "Do you say I'm crazy, or is your brother crazy." ”

"How did you provoke the sunset?"

I was stunned for a moment, "How can I provoke him." ”

"You didn't provoke him, would he chase him out with a kitchen knife and even put on his clothes?"

"Then who knows."

"You didn't provoke him, so what are you running?"

"Don't you talk nonsense, who is it, who saw a neurotic on the road running around with a kitchen knife and rolling pin, chasing you, you don't run."

"You're crazy."

"I'm grass, you scold me."

"Who called your mom my brother?"

I was a little depressed: "Just now you scolded him for being insane." ”

"You didn't let me scold just now."

"I'll allow you to scold now."

"Fuck off, bastard."

I smiled, then took a puff of my cigarette, looked at the sunset sitting on the other side of the road, and then beckoned to him again, "Uncle, you can't come yet." ”

Sunset sat on the side of the road, "Wang Yue, you little rabbit, you wait for me." ”

"What did I do to you, me."

"You understand it yourself." Then Sunset took out a cigarette from his coat, lit it, and stretched out his hand to point at me, "Wang Yue, you are so good, you are good." ”

"Thanks for the compliment." I hugged my fist at the sunset, "Uncle, if it's okay, I'll take my daughter-in-law to play." ”

Sunset smiled at me, "Anyway, I can't catch you today, it's really fine, but in the future, you'd better pray to God for blessing, don't let me catch you." ”

"Well, don't worry, I'll take care of it."

Sunset smiled, and then stretched out his hand at me, "Wang Yue, I'll give you one last chance, you come over honestly, and then return my ID card to me." Neither of us had anything to do."

I was stunned for a moment, "What kind of ID card?" ”

"Okay, give it back to me, right? Okay, you can dress me up. ”

"No, uncle, I really don't know anything about ID cards."

"Uh-huh, you don't know, I don't know." Then Sunset took a deep breath, "Then what do you mean, you just can't come, right?" ”

"That's inevitable, what are you doing with a kitchen knife and letting me go over. Are you stupid, or am I stupid?"

"You ** egg, Wang Yue, you give Lao Tzu another poor one."

I looked at the sunset "Big Brother"

"Get out."

"No, uncle"

", did you hear me?"

"Uncle, are you cold?"

", you know"

"Look at you, I'm kind, if you're cold, I'll borrow you a piece of clothing to wear, this kindness is terrible." As soon as my voice fell, Xiyu dragged me next to me, "If you are angry with the sunset, you will make him angry." ”

"No, how could I be angry with him."

"What the hell is wrong with you two?"

"It's fine."

"Fart" Then Xiyu pinched me, and then said, "Oh no, Sunset's dad is down." ”

I was stunned for a moment, and then looked behind the sunset, a middle-aged man, wearing a police uniform, walked over angrily towards the sunset. In his hand, he was still carrying the kitchen knife that Sunset had just thrown to the ground.

I was blindsided, I swear, I really wanted to remind me of the sunset. Because of the sunset, his father looks really angry.

So, I naturally said, "Uncle." ”

"Fuck off."

"No, uncle, listen"

"I listen to you ** compare, you stupid Wang Yue, you wait for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu grabs you, don't fucking break you into five sections."

"Uncle."

"Big fuck, you're mad at me, you're mad at me." Then Sunset stood up all of a sudden, waving a rolling pin in his hand, "You wait, wait, wait"

I was a little depressed, then sighed. Shook his head.

"Hey, I'm fucking shaking your head. You little bunny."

I saw Sunset, when his father was still more than two meters away from the sunset, and then he ran in two steps, went up and kicked Sunset's buttocks. And it's a flying kick.

Sunset was kicked and ran forward a few steps, "Oops." Grass" Then the sunset became angry, and immediately turned his head away, and then carried the rolling pin in his hand. It looks like it can be waved at any time.

Then Sunset didn't say a word, the rolling pin in his hand was still waving Lao Gao, and then he was wearing his boxers, barefoot, bare legs, big slippers, and a coat worn outside on his upper body. From a side angle, I seemed to see the sunset in the corner of my eye, shining brightly under the sun's rays.

"Oops" Xiyu was very cute, so he covered his eyes.

Then I saw Sunset, his father was holding a kitchen knife in his hand, and he was about to cut down at Sunset. Sunset didn't say a word, turned around and ran, "Dad, Dad, you listen to me." ”

Sunset's father didn't say anything, just carried a kitchen knife and chased after the sunset.

The setting sun came running at me.

Scared me.

I felt a twist of the accelerator, rushed forward two steps, and then saw the sunset running past me, and the sunset his father angrily chased from behind, "You and his little rabbit cub, not at home to chop meat, make dumplings, this has to run out of me to be embarrassed, our old Xi family let you lose it." ”

"No, Dad, listen to me."

"Stop me."

"No, Dad."

"stop me."

When Sunset, his father walked past me, ignoring me and Yuyu.

Then, I watched the sunset follow his father, and the two of them disappeared from my sight.

After the two of them disappeared from my sight, I reached out and grabbed Xiyu's wrist, "Hey, daughter-in-law"

"What, I don't look at it, it's too miserable."

"I can't see them, they're gone."

Xiyu slowly removed his hand, and then looked around, "It's a shame, look at this father and son." ”

I smiled, "There are people who are afraid of the sunset." ”

Xiyu nodded, "Sunset is afraid of his father, except for his father, no one can control him, except for his father, he doesn't listen to anyone's words." ”

I thought for a moment, "You're wrong. ”

"Really, Sunset's dad said one, Sunset didn't dare two."

"Just now the sunset and his father let the sunset stand, and the sunset is still running."

"Nonsense" Yuyu looked at me, "There is a person chasing you with a kitchen knife, you don't run?" ”

I suddenly laughed.

Xiyu hit me twice, "What are you laughing at?" ”

"It's okay, it's okay." Then I smiled and said, "Your dad can't really do what the sunset, what does he run." ”

"The sunset can't really cut you, don't you run too."

I touched my head, "Why is your dad so angry?" ”

Xi Yu sighed, "Last night the sunset quarreled all night, singing, I don't know what to do, so noisy, the neighbors were noisy, today the property found our house, and then my dad was quite angry." Sunset said that it was good for a long time, promised it for a long time, and begged his father for a long time, and his father let him go. ”

"And then?"

"And then?" Xiyu looked at me, "I eat dumplings at noon today, it just so happens that my dad doesn't want to move, tired, I don't have to do anything at home, plus I have to go out, so this thing is taught to Sunset, Sunset also said to behave well, help my mother in the kitchen, the more help I help, my mother always said him." Later, when I went out, my father asked me why I was going, and I said that I was looking for you, and I wouldn't go home to eat, and then he heard it, maybe he didn't hear it clearly, so he called me right away and asked me if I was looking for you or something, and after confirming it, he asked me to drag you for three minutes, and you didn't see him come down, with a kitchen knife and a rolling pin in his hand. Moreover, he actually came out wearing boxers and slippers. ”

"Then as for those who are in such a hurry, they will come down, and they will not wear any clothes."

"yes, that's what I should ask you." Xi Yu stared at me with wide eyes, "What the hell are you doing to him, you can make him hate you so much." As soon as I heard that you were coming, I didn't care about wearing my clothes, and then I rushed down with the guy, and I took what I had in my hand."

I don't know why, a cold sweat broke out on my forehead, and I reached out and wiped my forehead, "You don't know, I don't know." ”

"Don't know?" Xiyu looked at me suspiciously, "You just pretend." ”

"Even if that's the case, your dad can't be so angry."

Xiyu looked at me, "Sunset does things without thinking about the consequences, do you think, his father is in this place, how can he be regarded as a person with a little reputation, in broad daylight, his son, carrying a kitchen knife and rolling pin, is not wearing clothes, in the community, chasing the world to cut people." And then he was still swearing and swearing, and he was still a policeman, and he didn't care what others thought, plus what happened last night, if you were his father, would you be crazy. ”

I thought about it, and then I laughed, and the more I laughed, the happier I became, and the sunset was about to make me die.

I pulled over to the side of the bike and sat on the side of the road, and I started laughing.

Yuyu also got off the motorcycle, walked to my side, crossed his arms, and then looked at me and smiled.

After looking at it for a while, Xi Yu said, "Actually, I haven't understood why you're smiling, and besides, you're smiling so happily." ”

I stretched out my finger and pointed to the place where the sunset had disappeared just now, "Don't you want to laugh yourself?" ”

Xi Yu nodded, "It's quite ridiculous, but I feel that if you want to laugh, it should be me who laughs, you shouldn't laugh, and you laugh so exaggeratedly." ”

"Why can't I laugh?"

Xi Yu sighed, "I know Sunset very well, he is a person who has revenge, and he is very cautious." Although I don't know how you offended him, but you must have offended him deeply, plus this incident, Sunset will definitely not dare to provoke his father, he is angry, he will definitely count everything, all on your head, you don't know what the angry sunset will look like, but I don't know, but I really want to meet. ”

Xi Yu's words, I wanted a basin of cold water, and poured it directly on my head.

I was a little depressed, thinking about Xi Yu's words, and to be honest, she was very, very right. Thinking about it, I suddenly couldn't laugh.

Xi Yu hugged his arm, "Why don't you laugh?" ”

I stood up and patted my clothes, "Let's go, let's go, let's get down to business first." ”

"Don't, you better laugh, enough laughing first, I guess you won't laugh for a few days, the sunset will go crazy."

"Don't scare me with the sunset, tell you, my Wang Yue has been scared since childhood."

Xi Yu said disdainfully, "Well, you should think I'm scaring you again." Then Xiyu jumped into the car, "Go, Six-Six." ”

I shook my head vigorously, no longer thinking about the sunset, staying in the sunset, and rushing all the way to Chen Ran's small market.