【243】 Street Fighter Master
The cashier was taken aback by my sudden violence, and she looked at the basketball that I had broken and replied tremblingly:
"The store and the store manager said that the damage to the basketball should be compensated at 50 yuan......
You can buy two basketballs of this quality for 50 yuan in the supermarket, but I didn't argue with the other party, and generously took out 50 yuan from my wallet and handed it to the cashier.
"I'm sorry, if we damage other equipment, we will also compensate according to the price."
The cashier took my money a little embarrassed, recovered the body of the basketball gentleman, and kept looking at the key I had between my fingers before returning to the counter, as if I was going to give her a look at her at any moment.
"Hmph, it's really cheap!"
Amy's words startled the cashier, but I knew she was referring to the basketball I had just punctured.
"It's clear that you are going to use the 500 million degrees of heat to slowly execute it, but have you corrected it on the spot?"
Yes, you can't be humiliated, even if this basketball can't escape death, I'll try to give it a good time. And it has already used a high temperature of 500 million degrees, how can it be "slowly" executed! It must have become a wisp of green smoke in the blink of an eye!
"But it's okay to save it from absconding on the escort road, or committing another crime or something......"
How? Are you afraid of being hit again even if you only have one ball? How bad your motor nerves are! With this kind of physique to act in kung fu movies, no wonder the old man is angry!
After executing the prisoners who dared to offend her, Amy saw a whack-a-mole game console not far away.
"Play this with me! I'm going to hit them out of gas! ”
The whack-a-mole machine is the same as the mahjong machine, and there are dozens of buttons on the machine, which correspond to the gopher holes on the screen.
Amy and I agreed that with the vertical line of symmetry as the boundary, I was responsible for the button on the left and she was responsible for the right.
At the beginning of the game, Amy frantically pressed the button on her side, regardless of whether the gopher came out or not, just to win with speed, and I played steadily, not seeing the devil and not letting go of the gun, the main score was contributed by me, and I successfully passed the first level.
I didn't say anything, but Amy secretly noticed my approach, and after some reflection, her theory of "speed is not broken" was shaken.
From the second level onwards, Amy changed her tactics and became more patient like me, only pressing buttons when she saw a gopher pop up.
But every time she had to press twice in a row, as if she was worried about not being able to hit, and every time the gopher stared at her hammer with a sad face, she always spewed hot air from her nose with excitement, as if she had become a Spanish bullfighter.
The second and third levels were also passed without danger, but in the fourth level, which gradually increased in difficulty, because Amy had too many extra moves, I was only responsible for the left button, so despite my hard work, I still lost.
Seeing the gopher on the screen laughing at us, Amy pursed her lips.
"How dare a gopher laugh at me! I'm going to get Penthos to move this machine back and let the bodyguards beat them every day!" ”
Amy called Penthos, who quickly contacted the owner of the game center, and when the cashier learned that we were going to buy the whack-a-mole machine, her newly calm face was not to mention much surprised.
Although the fate of these gophers is already sealed, Amy wants to try her hand at at least breaking the record of the two of us working together before handing them over to the bodyguards.
"Hey, valet, get out of the way! I'm going to play a game alone! You must have been in the way of us to lose! ”
It's unreasonable! I got most of the scores! What's in my way? Did you cross the line many times to touch the button on the left, and you pressed the back of my hand? It's obviously you who get in the way!
Whatever the truth is, this time Amy took over the game console alone, because she was short, and in order to get a better view, she actually put the limited edition Hermes satchel under her feet, completely ignoring that the satchel would be soiled or the contents would be trampled on.
Hey, then everyone will think that your satchel is a knockoff! Haven't you heard that one of the ways to distinguish the real thing from the fake is to see if the person is protecting the bag or holding the bag on the head to keep out the rain when it rains? However, Amy doesn't care what other people think at all, right?
I knew that Amy was playing whack-a-mole by herself, and it must be a disadvantage, so I put a lot of coins into the coin slot, and Amy stood there with no eyes and refused to get out of the way (maybe she was stepping on the Hermès satchel and it was inconvenient to move), so I reached for the coin position, and Amy's skirt was far from covering the knees on a horizontal line.
When I accidentally saw my sister's slender legs under her skirt, I felt a sense of guilt rise from the bottom of my heart and hurriedly looked away.
"Hurry up!" Amy slapped the machine and urged me, "I can clear the customs with only one coin, who wants you to invest so much?" ――Didn't you take the opportunity to peep into my skirt? Cheap dead manservant! Don't think that just a little bit of loyalty can do such a rebellious thing! ”
Who spied on you! This summer...... No, it often comes back in the future, and the only thing I can't peep at in the endless summer is you! It's your dress that's too short! I'm worried that I'll attract people to peep!
In order to avoid being treated as a womanizer by Amy, and to avoid Amy losing badly and being ridiculed by the gophers, I walked away a little to see who was gathered on the other side of the game center.
It seems that the fighting game game game that a group of onlookers has not yet ended, and I don't know how many rounds have come from both sides. In fact, young people play fighting games, and if one side loses too badly, it is entirely possible to evolve into a real PK, and if this happens, I have to be prepared not to let them affect Amy's safety.
I craned my feet and looked over and saw that it was a Street Fighter 4 machine, and the characters controlled by the two sides were fighting each other on the screen.
There were all kinds of onlookers, some wore gold chains around their necks and wore floral shirts with mustaches, some wore thin and small round eyes and looked like good students, and some were full of tonnage, and one person occupied two people's space...... It is worth noting that half of them are wearing practice uniforms with white and black belts, and a vertical row of red letters is written on the back: Jinsheng Taekwondo Gym.
Huh? It's a familiar name, but I can't remember where I've seen it for a while.
Since the last time I was at Xiaoqin's house, I played "Street Fighter 4" with her and was slaughtered by her very badly, so in the face of so many onlookers of folk masters, I was curious, so I stepped forward to see if I could learn any tricks.
As I squeezed forward, I touched the man in the floral shirt, who turned his head and glared at me fiercely, but when he saw my face, he immediately stepped back in surprise, and without saying a word, walked away from the crowd.
Huh? This person is also a little familiar, isn't it a gangster who has been beaten by me before? If he finds someone to avenge me, I'll have to find a way to keep Amy out of harm's way, should I inform Penthos in advance?
Thinking that there might be people in the crowd who knew me, in order not to cause a riot, I took out Amy's sunglasses hanging in my shirt and breast pocket, put them on my face and tried them, and I could barely put them on.
So I wore sunglasses and put my hands in my pockets, full of gambling god style, and stood behind a short and fat onlooker to watch the battle inside.
As I expected, the one using the right joystick was indeed a taekwondo student in a practice uniform, and the other students on the lookout were cheering him on.
But the person sitting to his left is a little familiar to me.
Short hair that is both wild and easy to manage, and delicate skin with a wheat color, shouts out with vitality every time he wins a move and a half......
Nima, isn't this Xiong Yaoyue? I thought you were only good at sports, but you didn't think that you were also a master at playing games!
"Who's better?"
I whispered to the fat man in front.
The fat man looked back at me, because I was wearing sunglasses to hide my most threatening gaze, so the other party didn't show that he was afraid of me.
Tragedy! Others wear sunglasses to look like a bad person, but I wear sunglasses to look like a good person?
The fat man replied slowly: "Sister Xiong is very strong, the taekwondo student has already lost to her in six rounds, I think this game is enough to choke ......."
Bear...... Sister Xiong? If Xiong Yaoyue heard this kind of title, she would be unhappy again, right? And you fat man may not be younger than Xiong Yaoyue, right? weishenme wants to call her Sister Xiong?
"Huh? You don't even know Sister Xiong! The fat man said to me with contempt, "Sister Bear is very famous in Henderson!" She's never lost a fighting game, so we, the players, call her 'Sister Bear'! Why, do you want a plate with itchy hands too? It's a bad loss, but don't say I didn't warn you! ”
Hey, hey, what's the swagger! It's amazing that you know Xiong Yaoyue? Tell you, Lao Tzu not only knows her, but also ...... I've ridden her!
Before the fat man finished speaking, the role of the taekwondo student was grabbed by Xiong Yaoyue in a series of ways, and he directly knocked out the remaining half of the blood with one blow, and he lost the seventh game again.
Xiong Yaoyue's character is Sangilf, a Russian who is good at throwing skills, who is as strong as a bear like Xiong Yaoyue's surname, and used to call him "Great Soviet Union" in his father's time. In contrast, the character used by taekwondo practitioners, the Hong Kong martial arts guy "Yin", fell to the ground looking so thin and helpless.
Accompanied by Sangilf's triumphant posture of pointing his hands to the sky, Xiong Yaoyue imitated her own characters and made the same movements together, and also said the same Russian as Sangilf: "Hala Shao!" The taekwondo student seemed to be the first time to learn the power of "Sister Xiong", he seemed to be the leader of these five or six taekwondo students, and when he was so insulted in front of his subordinates, he slapped the machine heavily and glared at the girl who got carried away next to him with a gloomy gaze.
I'm a little worried that they are too numerous and will use an excuse to bully Xiong Yaoyue.
How can I say that Xiong Yaoyue is also my classmate, and she co-holds the position of the sports committee with me, and I can't die without help.
And when the taekwondo student glared fiercely and forced the other onlookers back, I found him particularly familiar.
Huh? Isn't this the peaked hat gentleman who once bullied Shu Zhe under the river bridge, and then was beaten by me for a while and sentenced to "weeding machine"!
You actually go out without a peaked cap, this matter is too serious! You don't even want your own body anymore!