Chapter VI: Protection
For a few days, I have become a well-known retailer in kindergarten, not only the children in the small class know, and even some children in the large class have quietly come to buy instant noodles, these days from the capital of two yuan development, the capital is like a snowball, in a blink of an eye there are more than a dozen dollars in the hand!
However, this group of children is not stupid, instant noodles are eaten for a long time and are relatively cheap, one by one to buy instant noodles, spicy noodles and fruit dan peel no one cares, and finally have to find a way, to buy an instant noodle must buy spicy noodles or fruit dan peel, which makes the income a little rebound.
A dozen yuan is a lot of money, let's put it this way, the children in the whole school may not add up to me to have money, not to mention that during this time I quietly expanded my business to the primary school next to it, opened a new channel, and prepared to introduce popcorn, so that the income will rise sharply.
During this time, although I tried my best to keep the children who bought my snacks secret and not let the teacher know, some children were still caught by the teacher when they were eating snacks, and Mr. Li also quietly told my mother that my mother would search me when I went back that day, but how could I be caught by her when I am such a big person!
I found a place to bury the money when I got out of school that day, as the so-called money is something outside the body, and it can't be put on the body!
"Are you selling snacks at school?" My mom shouted at me with a frown.
"How can I have the money to buy snacks, if I buy them, I guess it won't be enough to eat myself!" I leaned against my dad's back and whispered.
"You've learned to lie, you little bunny!!" My mother got up and looked around to take a feather duster, and after looking for a long time, she didn't find it, pointed at me and yelled: "You come out for the old lady, little rabbit cub, how old a person will learn to lie, a pack of instant noodles is divided into three parts, one is two cents, and it is still in business!" ”
My dad hurriedly protected me behind him and hurriedly said, "What are you doing, what are you talking about all day long, what do children know when they are only five years old?" ”
"What do you understand?" My mother was energetic and yelled at my father: "Grab someone's female teacher's breasts, go to the toilet and let the female teacher take the helm, and sell snacks, the teacher told me that he has at least ten yuan in profits, and the commissary at the school gate is about to let him go out of business!" ”
My dad turned around and squeezed his eyebrows at me and said, "It's worthy of being my son, it's just that he has a chance, it's okay for dad to cover you, your mother doesn't dare to do anything to you!" ”
I searched for a long time and didn't find a dime, my mother looked at me suspiciously for a long time, and finally had to cook under the cover of my father, and after my mother left, my father quietly said to me: "Son, you really earned more than ten yuan?" Buy a pack of longevity cigarettes for two yuan for Dad, you are five years old, it's time to honor me! ”
I'm only five years old, it's not easy to make some money, my dad was yelled at by my mother and said everything, so he had to keep his mouth shut, shook his head and said: "Dad, do you think I can have ten yuan, just sell the remaining half a pack of instant noodles!" ”
After asking for a long time, I had to tighten my teeth and say that I had no money, and finally my father had to ask my mother for money, and the result was a roar of Hedong lion, not to mention now, that is, twenty-five years later, my mother's speech at home counts, and no one in the family dares to speak, quite the demeanor of the head of the family!
I did a night of ideological work for my dad in the evening, and finally my dad reported to my mom, and my dad came back after a long time, saying that her old man was approved for my affairs, and I could try to go to school by myself in the future, no need to send it, and it was also an exercise of my independence!
Anyway, I finally have a little freedom, and I can sell popcorn from tomorrow, and a jar of popcorn can be divided into more than ten portions, which is definitely a huge profit!
I kept calculating all night, a jar of popcorn costs two dollars, and it can be divided into ten parts in a small plastic bag, and one has to be sold for five cents, but very few kindergarten children can have five cents, most of them are two cents and three cents, and it seems that I have to attack the senior customers!
The target is the primary school next door, here is the mainstream group of people who have the ability to consume, from a dozen to hundreds of dollars away from here, the next morning followed Wang Jianguo and them to the kindergarten, to the place in the commissary to buy a big plastic bag, and then go to the place of popcorn to let him prepare a vat of popcorn with a bag divided into ten parts, I take it after school!
"If you don't give me some money first, I'm afraid you won't have the money to get it, and I'll sell it to someone when the time comes!" The popcorn uncle stared at me and said with a look of distrust.
I took out a piece of ten yuan from my pocket and shook it in front of my uncle and said, "Uncle, don't worry, money is not a problem, put more saccharin, I'll come and get it after school!" ”
"It's so rich, then you can give me the money first, can't you just come and get it when the time comes?" The old man said happily.
"I'm afraid that I won't find you after school, so I will pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other!" After that, I hurried to school!
After entering the school, Teacher Li stared at me, and she seemed to be eyeing me these days, and put her hand into my stomach for a long time, and only asked after a long time, "What?" Don't do business anymore? ”
"Teacher, what did you say? I do not quite understand! I asked with a look on my face.
Teacher Li patted me on the head and scolded with a smile: "You little ghost, how old are you to learn to do business, what do you think in your head?" ”
"Hehe, Mr. Zhao, you squat down, I'll tell you what I think!" I smiled and stared at Mr. Zhao's chest, it was really a bit rushed that day, I really didn't try it out of the feel or anything, I can only say that it feels like a big meat ball, and it is very round!
Teacher Zhao's face turned red, and he said shyly: "What do you think about a little child, I'm really stupid, the teacher must not treat you as a child in the future, just think about eating the teacher's tofu and go back to the classroom quickly!" ”
Teacher Zhao has a long memory, I don't let touch or kiss, I went back to the class to find Teacher Li, and when I arrived in the class, as soon as I entered the door, the whole class stared at me, and their eyes were very consistent staring at my stomach.
"Li Qian, come here!" Teacher Li beckoned to me!
I'm not afraid to go to the podium, I didn't bring anything today, the money is my own, and I'm afraid that she will confiscate it?
I fumbled around for a long time, and even turned my hand out of the open crotch pants for a while, I just hid things and wouldn't hide them in the open crotch pants, and after rummaging for a while, there was nothing except a dozen dollars!
"Where did you get all this money?" Teacher Li asked with an unkind look on my face.
"Teacher, close your eyes, I'll tell you where I got this money!" I said with a smile.
Teacher Li stared at me and sneered a few times, kissed me on the face, and said, "I don't know what you little ghost wants to do?" Let's talk about it now! ”
"I don't want to say it with my face, I will talk about it with my mouth!" I whispered.
Teacher Li suddenly made a straight face, I saw that this was not allowed to kiss, and hurriedly said: "This money is not mine, my mother asked me to hand it over to my father, and I will keep it on my behalf!" ”
Mr. Li didn't find any evidence and didn't rule me, caught the thief and caught the dirty, caught the adulterer, and couldn't do anything to me without evidence, so he had to let me go back to my seat, and the little flower who had just sat down on me stared at me and asked me, "Why didn't you eat?" ”
"Popcorn, a small pack of five cents, if you want to pay first, deliver it after school!" I whispered.
Xiaohua's eyes lit up immediately when she heard popcorn, but she took out three cents after a long time, and the children in the class were hollowed out by me during this time, and she was definitely rich when she could take out three cents, it seems that Xiaohua's family is quite rich!
"Buy half a pack!" Xiaohua stuffed the money over!
Anyway, I'm also a local tyrant worth more than a dozen yuan now, and I really look down on these three cents and two cents, and I said to Xiaohua after accepting the three cents: "Three cents, I'll give you a pack cheaper, you can't tell others, and don't catch me again in the future, do you understand?" ”
Xiaohua stared at me reluctantly, and nodded after a long time, I breathed a sigh of relief, and talked about a bunch of things that I would do with my eyes closed in the morning, and finally ran out of school after school, found the popcorn uncle, and paid the money with one hand and delivered it with the other.
I gave Xiaohua a pack, and there were nine packs left, which must be sold out within an hour, otherwise I would have been beaten up when I got home late, and a little boy who looked like he was eleven or twelve years old looked at me and asked aloud, "What are you doing with popcorn in bags and bags?" ”
"A bag of five cents, do you want it?"
In less than half an hour, nine packs of popcorn were sold out, and in addition to the capital of two yuan, I earned two yuan and eight cents, and the money in my hand was infinitely close to twenty yuan, and it seemed that I had to find another way to expand my business!
I turned around and prepared to go home, but I didn't expect a few young people of seventeen or eighteen riding bicycles in front of me, I have seen these people, the last time I saw them collect protection money at the school gate.
"Do you know that I covered this place?" A young man with long hair said to me, "Do you know your brother dog's reputation in this area?" ”
On the side was a young man in a canvas coat, who glanced at me a few times and said, "Brother Dog, it's just a child, it looks like it's from the kindergarten next door, don't forget it!" ”
"Forget it?" The dog brother shouted with an unhappy face: "Don't talk about a child in front of my dog brother, even if it's a piece of, you have to taste the saltiness, do you understand?" ”
It's worthy of Brother Dog, I obeyed, I can't afford to provoke this kind of person, he just wants money, I took out three cents and handed it over, and said: "This is the protection fee, Brother Dog, you take it!" ”
"Count you kid on the spot!" Brother Dog patted me on the shoulder and said, "Who will bully you here in the future to report Brother Dog's name?" ”
I nodded, the other party rode a bicycle away, looking at the back of the dog brother I shook my head and said nothing, I got brain dead at a young age, how to treat it!
A trot to catch up with Wang Jianguo and Zhao Ye two people to go home in the sunset, looking at the simple pedestrians on the street, I suddenly a little reluctant to time pass too fast, although the material and technology in this era are not as developed as 25 years later, but it is because of the underdeveloped people to retain the most primitive simplicity!