We didn't rush back to the dormitory, we first went to a nearby black Internet café to play all night, and then dragged our tired bodies back to the dormitory at dawn, and lay down directly without even eating breakfast.

I slept until noon when I was woken up by a ringing cell phone.

I found that the caller ID was Zhang Qingqing's mobile phone number, I quickly connected the phone, and Zhang Qingqing said in a flat voice: "Come back for dinner in the evening." ”

Because of last week's incident, Zhang Qingqing has a black face when she sees me these days, which makes me afraid of her, I have planned not to go home for two days on the weekend, so as not to be bored, but I didn't expect Zhang Qingqing to take the initiative to call me home for dinner today, what is the situation?

Zhang Qingqing probably knew that I didn't understand what the situation was, so she continued to explain: "Actually, today is my birthday, I didn't plan to celebrate my birthday, but my parents want to celebrate it for me." They made a lot of delicious meals today, and they plan to sit down and have a good meal as a family, and it is not appropriate for you to show up today, remember to come back for dinner in the afternoon. ”

"Eun, I'll definitely be back in the afternoon."

After hanging up the phone, I lay on the iron frame bed and thought, yesterday was Tang Anning's birthday, today is Zhang Qingqing's birthday, and their birthdays are only one day apart. Then I thought, this is a good opportunity, taking advantage of Zhang Qingqing's birthday, I can give her a gift, or I can coax her to be happy, at least let her be angry last week, otherwise she will deliberately pull a face when she sees me all day long, which is very depressing!

I still have dozens of dollars on me, and I don't have much money for Whistle Ya and Da Luo Xiaoluo, and I still haven't paid back the money I owe them, so I can't ask them for money anymore, and I can only find a way to buy a birthday gift for Zhang Qingqing.

I didn't wake them up, I got up and washed up by myself, and then I left the dormitory, ready to go to the store on the pedestrian street to see if I could buy a good birthday gift for Zhang Qingqing with a small amount of money?

The pedestrian street on weekends is very lively, many couples go shopping hand in hand, which makes me look very envious, and then I can't help but think when I can go shopping hand in hand with Zhang Qingqing, it will be good.

I walked around a few gift shops, but I couldn't find any cheap gifts, everything here is quite expensive, a brooch with exquisite workmanship costs more than 200 yuan, and women's perfume is even more expensive, and I can't afford the only dozens of dollars left on me.

Those small jewelry stalls can be bought, but Zhang Qingqing's goddess-like existence, how can this kind of cheap stall jewelry be rare, and it is estimated that she will only throw it aside without looking at it.

After wandering around the pedestrian street for more than two hours, it was almost past three o'clock in the afternoon, and it was almost time to go home for dinner, but I still didn't find a suitable small gift for Zhang Qingqing.

I had been sleep-deprived for a few hours last night, and I was already a little sleep-deprived, and now I was even more tired, and finally dragged myself into a small gift shop on the corner of the street.

Because of the location of this gift shop and the small scale, there are not many customers who come in to see it. There was only a big man in his forties with a scumbag face sitting at the cash register playing on the computer, and he was actually watching that kind of little movie, this guy is really obscene, and he has to secretly watch this during the day.

When he saw me coming in, he glanced up slightly and said, "See whatever you want." ”

"Oh"

I went around the small shop twice, I didn't find the right thing, I was a little discouraged, I thought that dozens of yuan probably can't buy a gift that can make Zhang Qingqing happy, so I just don't look for it, go directly to the flower shop to buy a rose and give it to Zhang Qingqing, I just don't know if a rose will look a little shabby?

When I was about to walk out of the small shop, the bearded uncle couldn't help but ask, "Hey, what are you going to buy, didn't you find it?" ”

"No, I want to buy someone a more innovative birthday present, but because I don't have much money, I can't find the right thing."

Uncle Hu raised his head and glanced at me carefully, and then said with a big grin: "The other party is a woman, right?" ”

I looked at him in amazement: "Hey, how do you know?" ”

Uncle Hu Slag had an expression of "Lao Tzu can see the world's affairs", and said to me: "I've seen a lot of poor slings like you who have no money and want to pick up girls, don't get me wrong, I didn't discriminate against you, what I'm saying is the truth, do you want to give gifts to girls and pursue others?" ”

"Sort of!"

I glanced at this scumbag uncle angrily, and I couldn't understand what he was trying to say.

Uncle Hu said triumphantly: "Then how much money do you have on you, or I can help you solve the problem of small gifts." ”

I look at this guy dressed ordinarily, and his face is full of scum, he is completely a raunchy uncle, and I see that he is still watching that kind of little movie on the computer at the cash register, I feel that he is a lewd uncle, and I doubt his ability to choose gifts: "Can you do it?" ”

Uncle Hu was not happy when he heard what I said: "What can't be done, my old king has read countless women, and he is very researched about women, and choosing gifts to please girls is a simple thing for me." ”

I couldn't help but glance at the computer on the cash register, thinking to myself that you watch that kind of movie all day long, of course, very researched, but this is probably also on paper, your raunchy appearance, in reality, definitely not pleasing to girls.

Although I think this obscene uncle is not very reliable, but after all, he runs a gift shop, and he may really be able to choose a more innovative and inexpensive gift, so I said to him: "Okay, then you can help me choose a gift." ”

"Okay" Uncle Hu nodded, and then asked, "How much money do you have?" ”

I was a little embarrassed to take out all my belongings, only fifty-four yuan.

"The money is too little" The lewd uncle shook his head, and then his eyes suddenly lit up, as if he had thought of some good idea, he said: "You have too little money to buy any good things as gifts, so if you choose a gift, you can only start from the aspect of novelty." ”

"Yes, yes, yes, I think so too, to have that kind of very innovative gift, at least to surprise her."

Uncle Hu scumbag smiled obscenely: "Wrap it up on me, you sit here and wait for me for a while." ”

After saying that, he walked out of the cash register and got busy in the store, only to see him taking gift boxes, colored paper, small ribbons and other things, I sat on the chair and waited boredly for ten minutes, and he was finally busy.

"Okay, I've prepared the gift for you, guarantee that your girlfriend will be surprised and happy to see it, if she can keep calm when she opens the gift, you come back to me to lose money."

Uncle Hu was full of confidence and handed me a very beautifully packaged gift box, this box is not big, about a little smaller than a fist, I took it and shook it slightly, heard a slight sound, and then asked curiously: "Uncle, what kind of gift is inside?" ”

Uncle Hu scumbag smiled evilly: "Don't be busy knowing, I think your girlfriend will definitely be ashamed and happy when she sees this gift, and she will be cheaper than you kid." ”

I heard it in a fog, but it was already past three o'clock, and I had to hurry home, and I said while saying that the gift was being collected, and at the same time, I said, "Okay, I remember what you just said, and if this little thing is not good, I will come back to you to lose money." ”

Uncle Hu took me fifty yuan, and I used the remaining four yuan to take the bus home.

As soon as I walked into the house, I heard the sound of pots and spoons coming from the kitchen, it was my father-in-law Zhang Dagui who was cooking and stir-frying, and Zhang Qingqing was wearing a plain white embroidered dress sitting on the sofa and watching TV leisurely.

My mother-in-law, Xu Shuqin, was setting up dishes and chopsticks on the big table full of delicious dishes in the living room, and her originally smiling face saw me come in, and immediately sank, and she glanced at me angrily and said: "It's really time to come back, I don't know if our Zhang family has recruited a son-in-law or a father who eats white food!" ”

Zhang Dagui came out of the kitchen with a plate of sweet and sour fish at this time, and he glanced at Xu Shuqin depressedly: "Today is Xiaoqing's birthday, you will talk less and affect your mood." ”

Xu Shuqin snorted and said, "You think I affect my mood, and I think he affects my good mood...... Forget it, the meal is almost ready, let's sit down and eat. ”

The four of us sat down around the table one after another, Zhang Qingqing smiled like a flower, looking at the sumptuous dishes on the table, she turned her head and smiled sweetly at Zhang Dagui: "It's my favorite dishes, thank you Dad." ”

is really good at pretending to be cute, I couldn't help muttering when I looked at Zhang Qingqing's appearance on the side, no one could have imagined that Zhang Qingqing, who was elegant and mature in school, would actually pretend to be cute at home.

Zhang Dagui laughed, then took out a red envelope and handed it to Zhang Qingqing and said: "Our family is more traditional, so I won't buy birthday gifts, as in previous years, I still give you a red envelope, I wish you a happy and safe year old." ”

Xu Shuqin also gave Zhang Qingqing a red envelope and said some words of blessing.

At this time, I also took out the small gift box from my pocket in a timely manner, handed it to Zhang Qingqing beside me, and said a little flatteringly: "Qingqing, I also prepared a small birthday gift for you, I hope you will like it." ”

Because of last week's incident, Zhang Qingqing ignored me in the past few days, and now seeing that I actually prepared a birthday gift for her, she probably thought I was quite caring, and finally showed me a smile and said lightly: "Thank you." ”

My mother-in-law, Xu Shuqin, praised my behavior for the first time, and she glanced at me and said, "It's pretty much the same, remember to prepare a gift for Qingqing." ”

Zhang Dagui laughed and said to Zhang Qingqing: "Qingqing, open it and see what birthday gift Xiao Yu bought you?" ”

Zhang Qingqing glanced at me, probably curious about what gift I bought her, so she tore off the colored paper on the box and began to open the gift.

Colored paper wrapped in a more delicate small box, I look a little stunned, look at the box workmanship is a bit not simple, I don't know what is inside, but I feel that the fifty yuan is not a loss, because this box is estimated to be twenty or thirty yuan.

Zhang Qingqing's eyes lit up when she saw this box, and then she slowly opened the box with a smile, but just half of it was opened, she was immediately stunned when she saw the contents of the box, and then her pretty face instantly rose as red as a tomato, and her eyes were shy with anger, and anger with panic......

I actually didn't know what was in the gift box, and when I saw Zhang Qingqing's expression, I was also surprised, and my eyes looked at the half-opened gift box in Zhang Qingqing's hand, and then I was suddenly taken aback.

I saw a pink Durex sleeve lying quietly inside!

This damn lewd uncle, I almost didn't fall off the chair when I saw that brand new gadget in the box, this is the so-called gift for his girlfriend that will surprise and delight her?

Zhang Dagui and Xu Shuqin were sitting opposite me and Zhang Qingqing, but they couldn't see the situation in the box, and the two of them were still asking curiously: "Qingqing, what is it that Xiao Yu gave you?" ”

"No, nothing, just a very ordinary little piece of jewelry......"

Zhang Qingqing hurriedly closed the lid of the half-opened box, and then inadvertently turned her head to glance at me, the look was simply murderous, and my back was swishing cold.

"Chen Yu, your gift is good, I'll thank you again after dinner!"

Zhang Qingqing said lightly, and she deliberately accented the word thank you, obviously hinting that she would settle accounts with me later.

"No thanks......"

I want to fucking cry now, squeezing out a smile that's worse than crying.