Chapter 42: The goblins are making noise again
's wife hasn't gone on yet, so I'll put my sister first, Ye Qiu is not so stupid!
"Leaf ...... Autumn, I can't wait for next month, and at the end of this month, I will divorce you. ”
Han Chuxue glared at Ye Qiu and gave her last ultimatum.
Eat soft rice, make small reports, take advantage of the sister-in-law, usually men have one of the best scumbags.
But her husband actually occupied all three, how did Han Chuxue, the goddess of the new generation of Zhonghai, accept the reality that her husband is a scumbag among scumbags.
"Oh." Ye Qiu shrugged his shoulders and said.
"Oh your sister, oh what an attitude."
Han Chuxue was angry to death when she saw Ye Qiu's indifferent attitude, your wife is going to divorce you, you don't have an attitude?
"Oh yes..... What if you don't divorce me at the end of this month?! ”
Ye Qiu's ghost made a god say this, and he was also taken aback, perhaps because Han Chuxue's words in front of the cemetery touched his heart.
"How is it possible, hmph, I don't even see you now!" Han Chuxue said angrily.
"I said what if, what if you think I'm handsome and are reluctant to divorce me?" Ye Qiu said with a smile.
"Then my Han Chuxue will be called a little-!"
"It's a deal!"
After speaking, Ye Qiu went straight back to his bedroom, and the moment he closed the door, he always felt that he and Han Chuxue would not just forget it, this can be regarded as a man's sixth sense.
.......
Early the next day.
Ye Qiu finished washing up in the bedroom on the first floor, and was about to go to work in the company, who knew that Wang Yiyi smiled mysteriously, then pushed the door in, and whispered, "Shh...... Brother-in-law, don't make a sound. ”
Emma, what does this goblin want to do?
Seeing that she came in in with a sexy little bald head again and wearing pajamas, Ye Qiu was really afraid that she would not be able to control herself, so she forced Wang Yiyi.
"Brother-in-law, why do you sleep in a separate bed with my sister? Could it be that you really want to divorce for yesterday's incident, then wouldn't I really become a third party, then I will feel guilty for the rest of my life!! ”
"Yiyi, you don't have to worry about my affairs with your sister." Ye Qiu said calmly.
"It's because I'm here that I'm like this, you think I don't have to worry about it!" Wang Yiyi sat on the edge of the bed and lay down charmingly, her calves slightly hooked, revealing her snow-white tender legs and said, "Brother-in-law, don't worry, even if you really beat me last night, I won't bother with you, this is our little secret!" ”
"You're thinking too much, nothing happened to the two of us last night." Ye Qiu Road.
"Brother-in-law, you're still lying to me, I like a man like you who looks honest on the surface but is sullen in the bones."
Wang Yiyi looked like I had seen through you, and said to Ye Qiu.
"Am I sulky?"
Ye Qiu asked rhetorically, brother, this is Mingsao, right?
"Brother-in-law, look at your bear-like appearance!" Wang Yiyi suddenly sat up straight, and asked Ye Qiu seriously, "Brother-in-law, tell me quickly, we fought for hundreds of rounds last night, and you think that my posture is not in place, and I am a little broken!" ”
Ye Qiu really couldn't cry or laugh, how could you ask such a question from a girl, you are still my sister-in-law!
"Yiyi, you were drunk last night, so we immediately took a taxi home and didn't do anything!" After Ye Qiu finished speaking, he was still afraid that Wang Yiyi would continue to ask, so he raised his ring finger and said, "If you don't believe it, I can swear to God." ”
"Brother-in-law, we really didn't do anything last night?" Now it's Wang Yiyi's turn to be stupid.
"Absolutely not, your brother-in-law is not only a jade tree with a long appearance, but also a better than Pan An on the inside, and he will definitely not take advantage of your drunkenness to do any beastly behavior." Ye Qiu patted his chest plate and reassured.
"No, no, brother-in-law, are you saying that I was drunk last night, and you just took a taxi to take me home?"
"Hmm."
"Did you do anything to me in the pub toilet?"
"Nope!"
"What about in the car?"
"Yiyi, we came back in a taxi together last night, so it's even more unlikely that the car will be shocked."
Ye Qiu emphasized it again in the end.
It's better to run early, who knows what moths this little goblin will come up with in the end!
Sure enough, Wang Yiyi suddenly cried, and she was crying, "Woo woo.... Ye Qiu, you bastard, I won't let you go! ”
"What? It's all explained so clearly, you're still crying! ”
Ye Qiugang walked at the door, for fear of alarming Han Chuxue, so he hurriedly turned around and asked, "Yiyi, why don't you believe it, my brother-in-law really didn't do anything to you, he didn't even touch it!" ”
"Wow Wow Wow Wow ....."
Wang Yiyi cried even more heartbreakingly, while crying, she jumped up from the bed and pointed at Ye Qiu and said, "Brother-in-law, are you still a man?" My Wang Yiyi is a peerless beauty who is drunk, and you don't even have any ideas? ”
"You say, 'Are you doing this right for me?' If this is spread out, how can I, Wang Yiyi, still have a face in Zhonghai, and mix in the entire entertainment industry! ”
"Nima ......"
Ye Qiu really wanted to kneel for Wang Yiyi,-bastard logic!
"Brother-in-law, a sexy and beautiful woman like me is drunk, you are even indifferent, you are the biggest contempt and insult to my Wang Yiyi, I not only hate you, I hate you for 10,000 years!"
Wang Yiyi jumped down directly from the bed, pointed at Ye Qiu's nose and scolded.
Hold the grass!
Ye Qiu really wanted to explode directly.
Lao Tzu is not strong x you, but he looks down on you?
If I don't touch you, I don't xx you, it's the biggest contempt and insult to you, and why do you hate me for 10,000 years?
If you weren't my sister-in-law, Lao Tzu xxoo you would be about the same for 10,000 years!
"Yiyi, my brother-in-law is a post-90s generation, and he can't keep up with the thinking of you, a new new human, can you? Yiyi, you better hurry up and wash and sleep......"
Before Ye Qiu finished speaking, Wang Yiyi, who was originally crying and making a fuss, suddenly stopped crying, not only did she not cry, but her eyes at the moment were still full of pity, sympathy, and hatred.
Ye Qiu looked confused, what is this goblin doing?
"Brother-in-law, sit down, don't be too nervous."
Wang Yiyi said, patted the bed quilt, and said with a look of a confidant big sister, her eyes full of sadness.
This....... My sister-in-law's nerves are abnormal?
"Brother-in-law, did you get any stimuli when you were a child? Did you encounter any misfortune in your childhood, such as being pulled over by a male physical education teacher and licking a lollipop? ”
Wang Yiyi looked at Ye Qiu with motherly eyes.
"No, although I was thin and small in my childhood, I had a strong personality, and I didn't want to die in a fight, and basically no one in the Zhonghai generation dared to mess with me." Ye Qiu shook his head and said.
"Brother-in-law, don't deceive yourself, the weak, especially the weak in that aspect, in their fantasies, they are always a superstar."
"Huh?"
Ye Qiu's eyes changed when he looked at Wang Yiyi, this little goblin originally thought that he had a mental problem.
"Don't you admit it now? Okay, brother-in-law, you're forcing me, so I'll say it. Wang Yiyi straightened her voice and said, "Yesterday in the men's bathroom, did you shoot my ass because I was a pseudo-mother, brother-in-law, if you knew that I was a woman, would you still dare?" Brother-in-law, you are a friend! ”
Saying that, Wang Yiyi also stood up for her pair of strong papaya girls, and wanted to test Ye Qiu, which suddenly made Ye Qiu cry and laugh.
"Yiyi...... This brother-in-law will explain it to you later. ”
Ye Qiu looked at Wang Yiyi speechlessly.
I can't say that Xiao Yeqiu wittily discovered that your ass was filmed by a woman's ass, right?
This is not what a brother-in-law should say to his sister-in-law!
"Good boy, brother-in-law, you have to be strong."
Saying that, Wang Yiyi used his little bald head to put his head on Ye Qiu's forehead and said, "Men have self-esteem, I understand." ”
"I have no self-esteem, I have no shame, I have no discipline, your brother-in-law and I are a very shameless man!" Ye Qiu broke the news in one breath.
"No, no, brother-in-law, don't say that, I know a well-known psychological counseling agency in China, and it will definitely help you restore your normal sexual orientation."
Wang Yiyi looked at Ye Qiu with a compassionate gaze, and touched Ye Qiu's hair twice from time to time.
Ye Qiu really couldn't wait to correct Wang Yiyi on the spot, so he covered his forehead and said, "Yiyi, you should ask your sister about this question, she knows better." ”
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