744 limericks
744 limericks
"Your grandfather understands it!" Jiang Ning shouted at Cao Fatzi in surprise, he understood the old man's thoughts too well, and he resonated very much!
The rabbit himself took the comic route, pretending to be crazy and stupid, and occasionally had a brain pump. Old Man Cao is taking the route of an old thief, an old traitor and a cunning man, and he will never suffer a loss.
"He has so many ups and downs, what can he not think of? It's just that in the past, I had to think about a lot of things, and I had to hold a shelf, so that people could seem to know that this was a proletarian revolutionary of the older generation...... I'm tired of being alive! "Cao Fatzi sighed there and sighed bitterly.
"Come on, are you still tired? Are there any people in the Cao family who have been laid off? Did you graduate and couldn't find a job? …… Did you meet a birdman roommate and had to go out to find a house? The more Jiang Ning spoke, the more angry he became.
"No, no, absolutely not." Cao Fatzi wanted to slap himself twice, why did he say this?
"By the way, what have you been up to lately?" Cao Fatzi asked.
"I'm busy with a lot of things, first of all, research, I have a bunch of things to study on hand, I used to have a hammer in the east and a stick in the west, and there was no system at all, but now I just take the opportunity to integrate together, and there are a bunch of things on the other side of the little white face! He's been in some trouble lately and I'm going to have to help him out. Jiang Ning said.
"You're really ...... I don't care at all about the place where the corpses are raised. "Cao Fatzi doesn't know what to say.
"Why do I care about that? I have done my best to get those monks from Mauritius again, and by the way, it was also for the sake of the original incident, when I was slapped in the face, and now I am still beating back. As for the place where the corpses are raised...... I'm not an evil cultivator, I'm not a monk, if I need faith and willingness, I have a small movie teaching, and the people around me don't need this, Xiaowei has her love teaching, Lu Yuling originally had a free flight teaching, and now she is following the wild girl, because the belief and willingness of the foodie religion are too much to be used up, and the people in my family have the old man's music teaching, as for those monks, they are originally scum, I think they are cannon fodder, guinea pigs, free labor, and prop background boards, and now this is a waste utilization, is it necessary to put so much thought into it? Jiang Ning said a lot in one breath.
"You're really not interested in that side at all?" Cao Fatzi asked.
"Of course I'm interested, I'll move a bench to watch the play, Coke in my left hand and popcorn in my right hand, I'm happy to see it, I'm giggling, I'm not too exciting, I'll fart." Jiang Ning was reading limericks there.
"Okay, it looks like you don't have any ideas." Cao Fatzi said casually, he said it to his neckline.
He has a radio intercom on his neckline...... Or maybe it's a bugger, it's a long way away, and a bunch of bigwigs are listening over there!
This is the result of the bargaining between the Cao family and the old guys above, the Cao family did not come forward, but just asked the fat man Cao to go over to find out.
Now the mouth is sticking out...... No play.
People don't care.
If someone else said this, the old men wouldn't believe it at all.
After all, the cost of transporting more than 3,000 people from Mauritius is definitely not small. But this rabbit is different, because this rabbit's brain is not normal, and this guy will do all kinds of inexplicable things on a whim, such as one guy caught so many people during the Spring Festival and sent them to Mauritius. Another example is the debt collection company that let Xiaobaiface do it some time ago, and another example is to put a group of nasty ghosts who can't be sentenced and can't be convicted, but people hate ghosts, and trouble the essence to erase their consciousness and become their own doppelgangers...... Anyway, they are all inexplicable things, and the effort, effort and cost are not small.
In addition, they also knew that this rabbit was really busy, and he was almost on all fours.
Although they have dissolved their alliance with the Americans, there are still some things that they will inform each other, such as the things that the Cheng family is working on, the Americans will not be too specific, especially the implementation methods and performance parameters and other things will never be given, but what are they doing roughly? Here's what you know.
To tell the truth, the Americans also have the intention of making this side greedy, and by the way, stir up the relationship between the two sides.
"You just said that Little White Face is in trouble? What's the trouble? Want to help? Cao Fatzi took the initiative to ask, he really wanted to be able to help.
That's the sentence, it's not easy to make rabbits owe favors now.
"You can't help me, didn't I ask him to pay attention to intermittent psychosis before? That guy did a good job at first, but out of nowhere, a little guy came out of nowhere and arrested Little White Face, who is my little brother, and I have to save him anyway. Jiang Ning was very helpless, he hated this kind of extraneous thing the most.
"What are your plans?" Cao Fatzi doesn't plan to help, he can't afford this kind of thing at all, and even the entire Cao family may not be able to afford it, but it shouldn't matter if you ask.
"What else? Life and death are downbeat, and if you don't accept it, you will do it. Jiang Ning replied in an unusually domineering manner.
"That's a familiar one! Where do you think you've heard it? It won't be in "Crazy Boy", right? Cao Fatzi scratched his head. After a long time, he finally remembered: ", isn't this talking about Brother Pingtou?" You're a rabbit, not a honey badger. ”
As soon as he said this, he was a little unsure.
Not to mention, this rabbit really has a bit of a honey badger's posture, first of all, this guy is particularly grudgeful, and he has a fight with the honey badger, and this guy is also bold, anyone dares to provoke, and everyone dares to fight (except for the female).
"What are you going to do?" As just now, although I don't plan to mix it, I definitely want to ask.
"How do I know? At first, I suspected that this was a trap, and someone deliberately used the little white face as bait to lure me in......," Jiang Ning complained.
"This can't be left unguarded." Fat Cao was startled.
"I've asked Aunt Li...... No. "Since Jiang Ning has thought of this, he must be on guard, and the safest way is to ask Aunt Li.
"Then you have to be careful." Cao Fatzi did not let his guard down because of Aunt Li's words.
"Of course I do." Jiang Ning is a rabbit, and rabbits are timid, but his rabbit is a bit of a variant: "I'm going to take the two big bombers together, come if you want!" No matter who it is, Lao Tzu will not be cowardly, even if it is the same. ”
"it." Cao Fatzi only felt creepy.
It wasn't just him who felt creepy, but also the old men listening on the other side of the intercom, and in the next moment, all the old men grabbed the phone at the same time.
………………
Jiang Ning left, he flew away directly, the new aircraft has an engine propulsion mode, and there is also a silent ejection mode.
The rabbit also forced the Americans to add a hypersonic mode for him.
The size of this thing is much smaller than that of the Drill Monkey, and after the size is reduced, many things can be simplified accordingly, and there is no need to make it so complicated.
The only downside is that you can't bring many people.
The quadcopter was originally a single person, but it had a loading bay that barely fit a person.
The rabbit didn't care, he was the only one who had the guts to enjoy the thrill of hypersonic flight most of the time.
With this thing, the Drill Monkey is useless, and it has become a collector's item like Van One.
However, at the moment, he did not use the hypersonic mode, because there was no need, and the place where the little white face was detained was actually not very far away from X City.
In just ten minutes, Jiang Ning came down from the sky.
Down there is a city, a very bustling city, full of high-rise buildings, a commercial district after a commercial district, and it's daytime, and the road is full of traffic...... However, the river can't get up, because there are too many cars, many sections are blocked, and the long queue is moving forward little by little.
The prosperity here is no worse than that of X City, but there are some things that X City does not have, and that is the ancient buildings scattered all over the place.
It's clear that the city is not just thriving now, it's just as prosperous in ancient times.
The ancient buildings in the south of the Yangtze River are generally more than beautiful, but the atmosphere is insufficient, but here it is different, and many buildings are beautiful and there is a magnificent atmosphere.
This is definitely a metropolis with a mix of history, humanity and modernity, and it is simply a microcosm of China...... The problem is that he doesn't like it.
Today's cities have their own characteristics and shortcomings, some cities are xenophobic, some cities are arrogant, some cities are indifferent, some cities are philistine, and some cities are flashy...... But he could bear it, but the city in front of him couldn't bear it.
There's something unusually nasty here, like the judge here......
"Sophie, where is your doppelganger?" Jiang Ning shouted in the contact channel, not only voice signals, but also text messages, the voice recognition function has been available for a long time, and it was available in version 1.5, because text messages are easier to transmit than voice signals, and they are also easy to encrypt.
Of course, this system is definitely impossible to achieve 100% recognition, especially personal names, after all, there are too many homophones in Chinese characters, such as "Fei" and "Fei", but there are no two words "Su Fei" in the word library, only "Sophie".
The soft rice king didn't answer, he wasn't interested in answering at all, and as soon as he saw the subtitles, he knew that the rabbit was spoofing him again.
He knew exactly what to do with the rabbit?
The best thing to do is to ignore it.
In the next moment, Jiang Ning saw an electronic map with a red curve on it, a dot at one end, and a line of text next to it: "Two hours ago."
"What did you mean two hours ago?" Jiang Ning was annoyed.
"Of course it's literal, the guy who caught the little white face and my doppelganger, the strength is definitely not low, you better be careful, that guy can block the induction between me and the doppelganger." The Soft Rice King sighed.
"What should I do?" Jiang Ning was depressed.
"Don't ask me." The Soft Rice King shrugged his shoulders.
"Mickey, help me connect to the traffic monitoring computer." Jiang Ning roared.
"I don't think it's necessarily useful, and you don't know it, the traffic monitoring over there ranks last few in the country, and even Sara and Urumqi are not as good as ......" The wild girl chattered in the headset.
She also didn't like the city, a city that wasn't full of cameras, and she certainly didn't like it.
"Okay, don't be wordy, I'm a dead horse now as a live horse doctor, collect as many clues as possible." Jiang Ning also knows that there are not many cameras here, because there is an objective demand here, how can traffic monitoring be done too well? Once something goes wrong, there is no way to shirk it, which is not conducive to stability and unity!
"Give me half a minute." The wild girl said.
"You seem to be getting more and more confident now......" Jiang Ning didn't know what to say.
"Nonsense, I'll take at least five minutes elsewhere, and half a minute over there is enough......" As soon as the words fell, the wild girl's tone changed: "I said something wrong, I don't even need half a minute." ”
In the next moment, there was a scream from there: "Ah! There seem to be a lot of monitoring heads! It's not as good as X City, but it's not less......"
"Okay, okay, don't be wordy, just know, people naturally have reasons to underreport." Jiang Ning didn't want to explain more, there were some things that didn't need to be explained.
"Okay, I'll help you find ...... What a hassle. The wild girl muttered: "There are six cameras around that location, I will first search for the footage of the time when Xiaobaimian was arrested, and then track it." ”
"I don't need to say it!" Jiang Ning doesn't know if the wild girl is showing off? Or do you want to confirm if this is correct?
"There's no need to be so troublesome, people haven't touched the place at all...... Little White Face doesn't seem to be fine, I thought he would turn into a pig's head! The wild girl said as she sent a video.
There are two people in the video, one is a little white face, this guy nods his head, he definitely looks like a dog's leg, there is a girl standing next to him, a girl who looks thirteen or fourteen years old, quite domineering with her waist crossed, her feet are still beating, this girl is wearing a short-sleeved shirt, and a pair of denim shorts underneath, which has a little bit of a little girl's taste, but it is not a female man like Lu Yuling.
"Help me see who's around?" Jiang Ning didn't dare to go down casually.
"What? Are you worried it's a trap? The wild girl asked.
"Nonsense, do you think that's normal?" Jiang Ning said angrily.
"It's normal! According to your instructions, when some people had intermittent psychosis, Little White Face met Sailor Moon with a great sense of justice, and then was taken down, Little White Face immediately confessed to the main messenger behind the scenes, and Sailor Moon decided to wait for the rabbit......" The wild girl said her guess.
Jiang Ning kept rolling his eyes.