Chapter 4 Reporting
Fortunately, after I became a dog, my ears were very sensitive, although I was separated by the door, I still heard their conversation clearly, and only heard Xiao Ruyue say: "Godfather, why did you get off work so early today?" ”
The fat policeman said: "Well, there is nothing to do in the bureau today, plus my leg was bitten by a dog, so I can naturally come back earlier." ”
At this time, the voice of the fat policeman's wife came: "I said that you are really, Xiaoyu was accidentally robbed by someone else and was slashed, you are a policeman who is a godfather, why can't you even find a thief?" It's a good thing, even I was bitten by a wild dog. ”
I wasn't surprised by the content of their conversation, after all, they stole love, and now the injured fat policeman will definitely not tell the truth to his wife, but what I never expected is that this fat policeman is really Xiao Ruyue's godfather.
This fucking thing has been done, but the godfather and goddaughter stole it, and now he has brought Xiao Ruyue to his house and shared a room with his wife, if he let his wife know about their cheating, I don't know what the expression will be.
"Okay, both of you are injured, rest first, I'll go get some food!" At this time, the fat policeman's wife said that she should have gone to the kitchen to get food.
But soon, I actually heard Xiao Ruyue's voice coming again, but this time it was very quiet, and if I didn't listen carefully, I couldn't hear it: "Godfather, what are you doing?" We're at home now, and if our godmother sees it, we'll be miserable! ”
"Don't worry! She's cooking in the kitchen, and she can't see the kitchen door when the door is closed, and besides, I'm just touching! The fat policeman also lowered his voice and said.
At this time, I was really speechless, this pair of dog men and women actually wanted to do something shameless even at this time, but now I am embarrassed, how can I go in and clean them up?
Obviously, it is not okay to knock on the door now, after all, this fat policeman was fooled by me last time, and if he knocks on the door again this time, he will definitely be prepared.
At this time, Xiao Ruyue's voice came again: "When my godmother finishes eating and goes to the beauty shop for maintenance, let's do it again!" ”
Hearing this, I felt that the opportunity had come, and then simply lay downstairs and waited for the opportunity, until more than an hour later, I saw the fat policeman's wife coming down from the upstairs, and I quietly followed her for a while.
When I saw her about to step into a beauty shop, I ran over to her and let out a "Woohoo!" At first, she was startled, but when she saw that I was a husky, she was not alert.
But at this time, I gently pulled her trouser leg, and then pulled back, and then she was really frightened, and immediately asked to the side, "Whose dog is this?" ”
But no one answered, but when she saw that I didn't bite her, she thought it was a little strange, so she simply asked me, "I said, puppy, what are you pulling my trouser leg for?" ”
Seeing that she was willing to pay attention to me, I immediately let go of her trouser legs, and then stepped back, meaning to let her go with me, but she didn't understand what I meant at first, but after a lot of tossing and turning, she understood a little.
She looked in the direction of her neighborhood suspiciously, and asked, "You mean to let me go home?" ”
Although she was right, I didn't dare to nod my head because I was afraid of scaring her, so I just looked at her without blinking, and then turned around and walked slowly in the direction of her house.
This woman is not very stupid, and she also knows that huskies are very smart, and even more human, so seeing me like this, she hesitated for a moment and followed, after all, she felt that the strange dog in front of her behaved too strangely, maybe for her own curiosity, she decided not to go to the beauty shop for the time being.
I was overjoyed to see her coming with me, and then slowly led her to her house in front, and when I got upstairs to her house, I gently grabbed her door with my paws and motioned for her to open it.
She wanted to knock on the door, but suddenly heard a soft hum from inside, she seemed to think of something, and immediately took out the key to open the door, and when the door was opened, she and I were stunned, no, and the two people on the sofa in the living room were also stunned.
At this time, the live broadcast of the Spring War was being staged on the sofa, the fat policeman was lying on the sofa, and Xiao Ruyue was riding on the lap of the fat policeman, the most important thing was that the two of them were not wearing clothes, and they looked white, and Xiao Ruyue was also squirming around softly at this time.
When the door was pushed open, her screaming stopped, sitting on the lap of the fat policeman and didn't dare to move, I also admired the two of them, they actually started a war in the living room, I don't know if the two of them were looking for excitement, but I think, it's really exciting now.
After being stunned for nearly ten seconds, the fat policeman's wife was the first to react, only to see her hit the bag in her hand at the two of them, pointed her trembling hand at the two of them, and said angrily: "Wow! You guys...... Which one are you playing with my mother? ”
The dog man and woman also reacted, Xiao Ruyue flipped from the fat policeman onto the sofa, ready to get dressed, but I took advantage of this opportunity to pounce on the fat policeman.
The fat policeman spotted me, didn't have time to get dressed, rolled off the sofa, picked up the ashtray on the coffee table and threw it at me.
I dodged the ashtray and continued to rush towards him, because in my opinion, as long as the fat policeman is solved, everything will be easy, Xiao Ruyue will leave her alone for the time being.
However, after the fat policeman was bitten by me before, he is also very vigilant now, and he doesn't let me approach at all, plus he is a policeman, so his actions are also very sharp.
His wife didn't pay attention to why we were fighting at this time, she was angry and ran directly to Xiao Ruyue's side, and before she could put on her clothes, she directly ripped off her clothes, slapped her in the face, and said angrily: "Okay, you slut, do you know who he is?" He's your godfather, and you actually did this kind of thing with him? Where do you put the old lady's face? ”
Xiao Ruyue didn't dare to speak at all, biting her lip with her teeth, and didn't dare to put on any more clothes, so she just stood there naked, while at this time, the fat policeman yelled at his wife while flashing: "Why did you bring this dog in?" It was the one who bit me last time. ”
His wife was stunned for a moment, and then shouted to me instead: "Dog, bite this shameless stinky man to death, and I will invite you to eat roast chicken when the time comes!" After she finished speaking, she really pointed to the roast chicken on the table that had not been moved.
I subconsciously glanced at it, saliva almost flowed, after all, I have been hungry for so long, I really want to eat too much, the fat policeman was so angry that he was speechless when his wife said this, after all, he was also at fault first.
"Wang!"
Just as he was about to run to the kitchen to get the knife, I pounced on him and bit him on the calf. You mad dog, I have to kill you today, let go! ”
I was bitten by me, he shouted and wanted to get rid of me, but I was not afraid of him at this time, after all, he had no weapon in his hand, he was in a hurry, pulled my ear, and pulled it back: "Woo! ”
At this time, I was dragged by him, and I also pulled it back, because he was not wearing clothes, so I ripped off a large piece of meat, and saw my own flesh ripped off by me, and the fat policeman was angry.
"Lao Tzu fought with you!" He yelled and lunged at me.
At this time, his wife was shocked when she saw this scene, she didn't expect my cute husky to be so fierce, and she couldn't figure out why I would bite her husband like crazy.
But no matter what, it was her husband, although he made a mistake, but now he was injured, so she hesitated, and then ran to me, shouting: "Little dog, don't bite, it's really fatal to bite again, you get out quickly!" ”
Where will I listen to her, at this time the fat policeman went crazy, grabbed his stool and smashed it at me frantically, and he smashed it right at the tail, but I flashed to his wife's side.
He grabbed another stool and continued to rush at me, I was hurt by him, and I was so angry that I didn't even think to dodge the stool he smashed, and threw myself straight at him.
"Bang!"
"Wang!"
When he smashed a stool on my waist, I threw him to the ground and bit him his left shoulder: "Ah, let go!" ”
The fat policeman fell to the ground and screamed loudly, and at this time, his wife and Xiao Ruyue were frightened at the same time, for fear that I would bite him to death directly, and his wife ran over to me again, wanting to pull me away, while Xiao Ruyue sneaked into the kitchen to get a kitchen knife.