83 Salute to Comrade Tang Seng

A bench, a pot of tea, a crocodile, a man...... And an old turtle.

The old turtle sat motionless on the crocodile, the man sat on the bench, the bench was only one meter away from the crocodile's mouth, and the man was drinking tea and talking.

The scene looks harmonious. But when the background is a volcano erupting violently, and the crocodile is 150 or 60 meters long, and its head is more than 40 meters long, it feels a little different. Not to mention, this scene has been going on for three days and three nights.

That's right, Jiang Ning said three days and three nights.

From five lectures, four beauties and three loves, to "Buddha words are happy, you should know now". I haven't eaten a single meal, taken a nap, or even gone to the bathroom.

The crocodile monster had lost its eyes, and it had prepared in advance that this guy could pull it, but it couldn't have imagined that it could pull it like this anyway.

Although monks preach the scriptures, there are also lectures for seven or eight days, but there is a time limit for the lectures, generally one in the morning and one in the afternoon, each one hour, unlike this bastard, who has not stopped talking for three days and three nights.

Of course it doesn't know, now there is a term called "Tang Seng", which is about a monk who can pull specially, and the standard of being able to pull has been raised by this monk by more than a dozen orders of magnitude at once.

It is even less likely to know that this is the era of information explosion, and as long as you can connect to the Internet, you can have endless topics.

Jiang Ning's glasses are even on the Internet, this guy has prepared more than 20 sets of tomes, and after the Great Prajna Sutra is finished, he is ready to take the spirit of Marxism-Leninism.

"You can stop talking, let's settle it as a draw." The crocodile compromised.

It can at least see a little, this guy still has a lot of topics, and it will definitely be okay to talk about it for ten days and half a month.

It also felt that the old turtle on its body could support it for so long, and the old turtle was actually extracting the demonic power from its body to maintain this enchantment.

"Then let's talk about reparations, I'm curious, how can you still use spells casually?" Jiang Ning asked.

Suddenly, he felt the crocodile monster once again steam up in a killing motion.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, I'm just curious, not covetous. As you can see, we can also use spells as we please, which is not unusual for us. Jiang Ning said repeatedly.

The crocodile monster was stunned for a moment, and finally agreed with Jiang Ning's words, but it still hesitated.

"So how about we swap? You tell your method, and I also say our method, now that the Heaven and Earth Yuan Qi is weak, our monsters' lives are very difficult......" Jiang Ning took a sip of tea, and he was ready to pull for another four hours.

"Alright, alright." The crocodile monster didn't want to listen to this guy any longer: "Now that you know who I am, and know that I fought with that shark, you can guess that we are fighting for something." ”

"That's right." Jiang Ning nodded.

"What we are fighting for is a blessed land, although that blessed land has also weakened with the weakening of the Heaven and Earth Yuan Qi, but the rate of decay is relatively slow, and until now, there is still a part of the earth's leylines remaining." The crocodile monster urn said angrily.

Jiang Ning was skeptical of these words, but he didn't plan to delve into it, even if this guy still had some secrets, as long as the secret was not related to new technology, it wasn't artificial leylines or anything, he didn't care much.

"Now it's your turn." The crocodile monster grinned and said, the meaning is obvious, if you dare to deceive it, you will definitely give Jiang Ning a good look.

"We have a large blessed land, and we are planning to transform it into a cave." Jiang Ning said.

"It can't be." The crocodile monster's eyes widened, but unfortunately at this moment its eyes were glued with adhesive, and they were white and imposing.

"What are you lying to? If you wish, you can come with us and see for yourself. Jiang Ning began to tempt.

He is indeed very tempting, this crocodile is too fierce, even if the attack is strong, the defense is also perverted, if you really want to fight hard, the second master may not be able to bear it, the old turtle's defense is really powerful, but the attack power is zero.

The crocodile fell silent.

It's actually excited, but it doesn't know if it's true or not, what if it's a trap?

To tell the truth, it was scared of Jiangning pit, this guy is pitted step by step, there are pits in the pit, the pit will not kill you, but it will also disgust you.

"Are you afraid that I will calculate you?" Jiang Ning could guess the crocodile monster's thoughts.

"I can't let go of this." The crocodile monster has a hard mouth, but it has already explained that it has a weak heart, but it has not found it itself.

"It's easy." Jiang Ning took out the little hamster from his pocket: "You should know what this is, right?" ”

"What do you mean?" The crocodile monster's IQ is obviously a bit problematic, at least it can't keep up with Jiang Ning's rhythm.

"It's a doppelganger! It's the clone of the guy over there, you can't see it, right? "Jiang Ning's shrinking head and shrinking his head naturally refers to the hamster boy Su Fei, this guy participates in every battle, and every time he doesn't have any sense of existence, he purely plays soy sauce.

"So what?" The crocodile asked.

"This guy has only been cultivating for more than a hundred years, and he can get a clone out, you are a big demon, you can't do it, right?" Jiang Ning began to taunt again.

"Doppelganger?" The crocodile monster was tempted. This is a good way, even if it is deceived, at most it will lose a clone, the problem is not very big, in case it is true, a large blessed land is still very helpful to it.

Besides, it really can't let go of this side, it's not just a blessed land here, it has other secrets!

"Okay, let me go." The crocodile monster said.

"There's one more thing I'd like to figure out, how did Habimo's grandson meet you? And how did he convince you? "Jiang Ning must understand this matter, although he has entered the demon seed in that kid's consciousness, but it is very strange, as long as everything related to the crocodile monster, he doesn't know at all, as if there is some kind of invisible shield.

"You say he...... When I was a child, he inadvertently broke into my territory, and in the early years, I would definitely swallow him in one bite, but after the change of heaven and earth, there are fewer and fewer of the same kind, and I have not had anyone to talk to for a long time, so I left him alive, and then he will come once in a while, this time he suddenly told me that there is such a person as you, you can actually cast spells at will, if I can catch you and force you to ask the secret that you can cast spells at will, I don't need to stay in the cave all day. ”

The crocodile monster didn't hide it, anyway, it didn't care much about the black and thin young man, it was just a boredom relief, and by the way, it was also a preparation food.

"Understood." Jiang Ning nodded, and then asked, "Where is that kid now?" ”

"I can help you kill him, but I won't tell you where he is?" The crocodile monster definitely can't say, because the place where the guy hides is also where it hides its secrets.

"Okay, just go back and give me the body." Jiang Ning nodded, anyway, this person must die, as for how he died? He didn't care.

"You know where to find us, do you?" Jiang Ning finally mentioned.

"I already remember your breath, as long as you are no more than a thousand miles away from me, I can find you." The crocodile monster said viciously.

Jiang Ning felt Alexander.

Is this a threat? Shouldn't it count?

It's not a good thing to be remembered by a big demon and remember it so well.

"Okay, see you later." He forced out a smile, no matter what, he couldn't lose face.

………………

Jiang Ning was sleeping, and he talked for three days and three nights, even if he didn't need to use his brain, as long as he read according to what was on the screen, it would be very tiring, so as soon as the crocodile monster left, the first thing he did was to fall asleep.

This sleep was a whole day, and he wanted to continue sleeping, but he was woken up.

It was Xie Xiaowei who woke him up.

Fortunately, he woke up quickly, for he saw the Chihuahua with nail clippers, the little fox with a vise, and the other little things with their own murder weapons, and they were eager to try there.

"You have to talk about them, it's not good, it's not good." Jiang Ning complained to Xie Xiaowei.

"My children are very obedient." Xie Xiaowei said with a smile.

"Very obedient." Jiang Ning muttered, he was defeated.

"What's the matter?" He asked.

"I'm looking for you." A woman's voice rang out outside the tent.

That's right, he did sleep in a tent, they were camping these days, and they didn't return home.

Jiang Ning poked his head out of the tent.

There was a woman standing outside, a very ugly woman...... Of course, according to the Indonesian point of view, this should be considered a beautiful woman, not tall, dark skin, high cheekbones, narrow head, and a relatively large mouth.

The woman carried a head in her hand, the head of Habimo's grandson.

Jiang Ning's eyes were about to pop out, and he knew who this woman was.

That crocodile is female!

No wonder he couldn't find a little cock, even if he had a book of animal anatomy.

Luckily, he didn't kick the eagle with a rabbit...... Like, it was used, but it didn't kick, and he fired a grenade.

Jiang Ning felt a little dead, no wonder the female crocodile was still thinking about it when she left, as if she was going to swallow him alive.

"Hehe, I'm a half-demon, I've just woken up, and some things are still unclear." Jiang Ning hurriedly explained.

"It's okay, when I eat rabbits, I usually don't distinguish between male and female." The ugly girl bared her teeth.

The mouth is full of crocodile teeth, all of which are as sharp as knives.

"Yo-yours doppelganger is amazing, it was completed so quickly, it took me a week! What is the strength of this clone? Jiang Ning hurriedly changed the topic.

"Why don't you try it?" The ugly girl moved her wrist, and she looked a little eager to try.

"No, no, my strength is the worst in this group of people, and my most powerful thing is my mouth...... How else, let's talk? "Of course Jiang Ning won't be boring to himself, it's okay to play cards, no need to talk about fighting, he didn't like to fight since he was a child.

Hearing this, the people around him all had black lines on their faces. This guy said for three days and three nights, the crocodile monster listened to it for three days and three nights, and the others watched it for three days and three nights, this is definitely a kind of torture, except for the second master, no one wants to come again.

"Why do you only have a head and a body?" Jiang Ning squatted down and looked at it.

"Eat." The ugly girl bared her teeth again.

Jiang Ning's mouth opened wide, and he remembered that monsters eat people, because the monsters in the building don't eat people, so he almost forgot about it.

"We have to make three chapters of the law, when we get to the mainland, you can't eat people at will, there is no law in Indonesia, there is a place where there is a law in the mainland, besides, cannibalism is not a good thing after all, there is a lack of morality here in Indonesia, no one cares about this kind of thing, but it is ...... in the mainland"

Jiang Ning's words were interrupted in the middle of his sentence, because the woman had already opened her bloody mouth, which was big enough to shove his head into.

"If you ramble a little longer, I'll gnaw you alive." The ugly woman said viciously.

"I don't need you to move your mouth." Sister Meow walked over, and then slapped Jiang Ning to the ground: "We can't stand this guy either." ”

"This rabbit is too good at talking."

"This morning my mind was full of his voice, buzzing like a fly."

"I propose to put an eraser on him."

The other youkai also complained one by one, and the resentment was very strong.