Chapter 21: It's Coming!
His sister's!
Not to mention that he wants to rob Diane, he still competes with my coffee shop!
Rogues deliver takeaways, peers and peers! Boy, you've declared war on me thoroughly enough!
Seeing a group of girl watching Li Chenxi ride a handsome mountain bike, with a leg lift and a snort, leaving a dashing back, I turned around and rode my three-hand bicycle to follow, regardless of the chain rattling and screaming, I caught up with him.
Just side by side, I quickly put away the exhalation and panting, I wiped, this hard climb can be very tiring, the three-hand bike is a bit of a mountain bike.
I glanced at him calmly, and said with a pun: "Yo, you are also a peer?" ”
When Li Chenxi heard me speak, he first turned his head to look at me in surprise, and then smiled at me: "Isn't this a brother sold in North China?" The younger brother has just entered the industry, and he hopes to give more advice. ”
He also declared war with a pun.
Declare war on the takeaway brother, boy, you're very brave.
"Your bike is too fast, you can't smell the flowers when you ride in the sea of flowers." I despise him.
"Your bike is too broken, and it's easy to fall off the chain when riding in a sea of flowers." He laughed at me.
I wipe, drop the chain?
I slipped under his angry feet and almost rode crookedly.
Dropping the chain is a saying that hurts people in the north, which refers to the disgrace of oneself when you look foreign at a critical moment.
Li Chenxi poked me, because I, a third-handed friend, really often dropped the chain and stopped eating halfway.
"Brother, it's tiring to keep up with me." He could see that I was suppressing my rapid gasp, but he was laughing at me with a pun.
I'm not up to your level?
I raised my eyebrows and said: "There was once a Maserati who left me far behind the car and asked me to look at his car butt, but he had to stop in front of the crowd after all, he couldn't get past the world, and was ruthlessly surpassed by me, boy, if you want to reach my speed, you have to push your legs diligently and can't stop." ”
He smiled and replied, "Hehe, my innate hardware is better than yours, mountain bikes can catch up with your speed at will without effort, and you have to work a lot harder than me." ”
The two of us still talked in words, the terminology was professional, and we kept fighting, and before we knew it, we stopped together in front of the small hotel.
"Brother Huolu, you are also a hotel worker."
Brother Stove?
Nima, who knows my wrong number, if Diane and Fang Ting don't count, only Xiaopang and his roommate, Li Chenxi broke into the circle of friends so quickly? Knowing himself and knowing that he is in a hundred battles, this kid is prepared.
Hotel work, the words are very professional, but I look at his eyes with curiosity, he has never been to a small hotel? This thing can't be a virgin, right, so handsome, can you still keep your virgin membrane?
I smiled smugly and said, "Young man, I guess it's your first day of work today, this takeaway job is not so easy to do, and you have to face unbearable pain for ordinary people." ”
He frowned and didn't believe it, thinking I was scaring him.
"It's true that I'm delivering food on the first day, Brother Stove will advise me?" He smiled modestly and made a gesture of please.
Hehe, after all, you have to be a head shorter than me in the takeaway industry, after all, I am a brother.
I walked in front of me generously to lead the way, Li Chenxi followed behind me, and as soon as I entered the hotel, I smelled an ambiguous smell, mixed with the hormonal smell of male and female love, rushing to my face.
His expression was immediately a little complicated, a little curious, a little surprised, and a little male restlessness, the hotel at the entrance of the university was really too imaginative.
And Li Chenxi's restlessness makes me feel as if he hasn't been to a small hotel, and he hasn't taken a girl in college?
"Your takeaway is on the floor, I'll accompany you to deliver it first and give you guidance."
He told me that there was one on the second floor, and as soon as we both got to the second floor, the girl's cheerful cry came from the nearest room, as if we had gone to heaven.
, this delicate cry is so ecstatic, even I trembled when I heard it, Li Chenxi was even more shocked when he heard it, he opened his mouth slightly, licked his dry lips, I guess he has already begun to imagine the picture in his mind.
The first time I took over the hotel job, I gave him such a big stimulus, and this little couple really cooperated with me, hehe.
"Boy, do you hear me, the couple in the room is exercising in the morning, this voice sounds painful." I put on the attitude of an old driver to educate him.
As soon as I finished speaking, the screams in the room were louder, and there was even the creaking of the bed, and I rubbed it, and the battle was so fierce that even I couldn't stand it.
He pointed to the house number, and said painfully: "Brother Huolu, this hotel work is really not easy to deliver, the people in this room are actually the people in this room who order takeout, which is a great harm to our single dog who delivers takeaways, I have to ask the boss to pay me insurance, otherwise I am easy to be abused to death." ”
He said with a tangled face, obviously tormented by the loud panting in the house, I couldn't help laughing, this product is so unlucky, the first day of delivery of takeaway was directly sent to the main battlefield with artillery fire, the sound of artillery in the house was not light to him.
But this kid still knows a lot of hooligan humor, and you can think of it when you pay insurance, and the future is terrifying.
"Do you know what you're supposed to do at this time?"
"I don't know." He shook his head.
"What are you doing here?"
"Delivery."
"Knock on the door!" I hate that iron does not make steel.
"Huh?" He was stunned by what I said, and said with a little hesitation: "This, it's not very good, the two of them are... ”
"Say you're a novice, you come to deliver food to them, and you have to be abused, do you serve as a hooligan?"
He immediately replied: "No!" ”
"What do you do as a rogue."
"Torture back!"
Li Chenxi was transferred back to the hooligan state by me, and strode towards the door with high spirits, the coquettish shouts in the room were suddenly rapid and messy, obviously at the critical moment, fuck, Chenxi, give it to me!
Li Chenxi smiled weirdly, listening to the rhythm of the shouting, the girl in the room suddenly shouted: "Come soon!" ”
In an instant, Li Chenxi raised his hand when he heard the sound and slammed the door, bang!
it! Boy, you're awesome! Ruthless enough!
The people in the house were startled by the strong door knock and there was a pop in an instant, they must have been scared enough, the little brother in the house, your little brother was not frightened, can you still use it, haha.
"Hello! Excuse me, I'm a food delivery! Li Chenxi slammed the door a few times in a row, speaking enthusiastically and with an attitude of serving the people.
"Wait!" There was an unhappy voice from a man in the house, and he was a little weak, and he was scared at the critical moment, I guess he had the heart to kill.
Li Chenxi turned around and raised his eyebrows at me and smiled, I gave him a thumbs up, I didn't embarrass my peers!
There was a sound of rustling clothes in the room, panicked, and after a few footsteps, the door opened, and the moment the door opened, Li Chenxi and I couldn't help gritting our teeth and holding back a smile.
A fierce macho brother is wearing boxers on his lower body, but he is wearing a girl's T-shirt on his upper body, and the T-shirt is also very cute, with two little rabbits printed on it, one black and one white, sleeping next to each other, with long ears together, and a row of English letters written below.
, brother macho, are you fighting so fiercely, even the shirt is worn wrong, and the girl's clothes are worn out, and the cute little T-shirt is worn under his dark skin, which is very tight, and even exposes the lower abdomen, which looks very out of tune.
"How much!"
His tone was unpleasant, with a-eating expression, needless to say, he must have almost gone to heaven just now, and he was scared back, boy, it's really time for you to knock on the door, I won't help you if you scare the macho man into impotence.
This kind of thing, don't be frightened, it's really easy to leave a shadow, and if you don't do it, your brother will never look up again.
Li Chenxi smiled and finished collecting the money, and did not forget to say cheaply: "Welcome to choose our bubble tea shop next time, I wish you a happy weekend!" ”
"!"
The macho man couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, and slammed the door shut.
With a bang, the corridor returned to quiet, and Li Chenxi and I clutched our stomachs and laughed.
"Brother Huolu, you are really an old driver, it turns out that delivering food is so interesting, I will mix with you in the future, haha... He clutched his stomach and laughed as he said, he was about to lose his breath.
"You're bad enough, let you knock on the door, you still have to wait for a while, it turns out that the sentence is coming, you are the old driver, you know more than me."