[820] Assassin
I was so shocked that the class leader publicly "proposed" to me in front of several classmates in the computer classroom, and I could hardly take care of myself.
Although the weather has warmed up again today, the class leader is still wearing a school uniform, and he has not changed into a short shirt and hot pants like Pooh.
For the class leader, the school uniform is similar to her "uniform", and she will choose to wear a blue and white sportswear in spring and autumn, or a long shirt and skirt in summer, depending on the season.
It's not like many girls, who dislike school uniforms and sportswear that don't look good, and they won't be afraid to wear summer school uniforms like Gong Caicai.
Now, the school uniform, which is a little wide for other girls, is worn on her, and it is stretched to the limit by her tall body, but it is a little smaller.
The school uniform is obviously designed to cover the figure, but it incompetently betrays the curve of the squad leader's waist, and matches the long black hair bathed in the afternoon sun, revealing a kind of leadership between capable and chic.
In this situation, if I were Guo Jingming, I would definitely raise my face and blurt out:
"The sun is so strong...... You're so tall! ”
However, I am also the second height of the third (3) class of junior high school (Niu Shili straightens his waist to be one millimeter taller than me), so there will be no such scene in the brain theater, in the second screening hall of the brain theater, Guo Jingming is holding a double knife, rolling in mid-air with the help of a three-dimensional mobile device, and roaring with blood and tears on his face, "All giants have to die!" The strange picture was also discarded by me as redundant data.
I was completely stunned as if struck by lightning, and in an instant I thought about a lot of things that didn't touch the boundary, and the squad leader was a little anxious.
"Didn't you say you wanted to help? Why are you stunned? ”
Seeing that I did not respond to her proposal, the squad leader was neither nervous nor ashamed, but urged rather strangely:
Nonsense! How should I react? Do you say, "I do"? I remember that even if a woman proposes, she should be on one knee according to the standard, right? Squad leader, you are proposing while doing hygiene, what kind of trouble are you proposing! Are marrying me through the door and cleaning out the lockers in the computer room two things of equal importance?
You can say the words "marry me" without blushing! Why should I marry you? On the contrary, you promised on your mobile phone text message that you will marry me when I come back alive!
"What the hell is wrong with you?" The squad leader saw that my face was wandering, and he was a little worried that I was having a heart attack.
"I thought it would be okay for you to bring me a hanger...... It doesn't matter, right? ”
Surpass...... Super cheat! It turns out that the squad leader said "give me a hanger"! Squad leader, you don't bring this to play! Are you worthy of my psychological struggle like a storm crashing on the shore! Are you worthy of Guo Jingming, who fought Yao Ming hard in the theater of your mind! The reason why Yao Ming retired because of a fracture in his left foot must have been caused by this battle!
Hurry up to me daoqian! To hanger daoqian! Shanghai daoqian, who worked for your parents and gave birth to two "Ming" pearls!
Before I could continue talking with the squad leader, Zhuang Ni, dressed in pure black, came in through the door of the computer room, and when she saw the two of us standing very close, she immediately showed a look of disgust.
Next, Xiaoqin and Pooh, Big Horn and PHS, Cao Gonggong Mu Zhongming, Niu Shili and others also walked in one after another, and my conversation with the squad leader was interrupted halfway.
Actually, I didn't talk about anything, I was self-inflicted, and misheard "give me a hanger" as "marry me".
After the computer class (that is, the self-study class) began, the class leader was entangled by Zhuang Ni and sat down with her, because without sacrificing herself, Zhuang Ni had to change her goal and pester Gong Caicai.
The class leader sat far away from me, but several girls sat in a row to my right, from near to far: Xiaoqin, Pooh, Trumpet, PHS.
"I have to come home on time after school today, otherwise my mother won't spare me." Qin said to me dejectedly, "Looks like I can't go with you to see Sister Amy at night......
"It's okay, I'm watching him!" Pooh patted his chest and said, "I won't let Ye Lin have a chance to spend his heart!" ”
After deciding what to do after school, Celery and Pooh discuss the follow-up plot of "Cthulhu is also in love".
"Cthulhu...... Since he can be sent back to the anorectal hospital by a bullet from the cross-eyed killer, it means that his strength is not good! How can he deal with the alien Zerg invaders alone? ”
Pooh said worriedly, holding his chin.
It was the two of you who made Cthulhu's combat power 5 without permission! People are evil gods! Chrysanthemum can't even resist bullets, what kind of evil god is it! One of the entrance examination items for promotion to the evil god, maybe it's to use chrysanthemums to block bullets! Cthulhu, a high-achieving student among the evil gods, definitely has the skill of "a chrysanthemum is a pass, and ten thousand people are not open"!
As gossip experts, Big Horn and PHS have long heard about Xiaoqin's comics on the Internet, and they are quite willing to join in the fun.
"Celery's comics are super funny! Yesterday I ate meat buns while watching it, and I almost choked! The loudspeaker said.
If you watch the content of the last few words, isn't it basically all in the anorectal hospital? It's a shame that you can watch such a plot and eat buns!
"Did you hear we're going to fight aliens next?" PHS frowned and said, "According to the settings you gave Cthulhu before, he can't win alone, and he must have a helper." ”
Don't say it's a helper! Cthulhu has an affair with his secretary, the mother goddess Hudra, and Dagon, the father god who was cuckolded, is angry and has reached the point of hiring a killer to assassinate the boss! His own team is about to fall apart, how can outsiders lend a hand?
Xiaoqin also asked the same question, and admitted that she didn't read much of the Cthulhu Mythos, basically borrowing a name to break it up, and it was difficult to design a reasonable helper.
"You don't need to design new characters," PHS said firmly, "using as few characters as possible to tell the story is the most reliable way!" It is not difficult for Cthulhu to survive the crisis in front of him, and he only needs to say a word to save his relationship with his father, Dagon, and unite his team to the outside world! ”
"!?" Vinni didn't believe it at all, "Men are very angry when they are cuckolded, and a word can turn things around?" ”
Me, Celery, Pooh, and Trumpet all held their breath and stared at PHS, wondering her answer.
"Hmph, that's not easy? As long as Cthulhu said affectionately to Dagon, 'Actually, the one I love is you.'" 'That's it......"
PHS you're enough! After doing it for a long time, did you let Cthulhu and Dagon do it! Three sentences are not separated from your rotten girl's true character! Mr. Ke's festival is gone! Not only to the female subordinates, but also to the male subordinates!
For such an outrageous idea, Xiaoqin actually blinked her eyes and said in surprise: "Everyone is so amazing!" Awesome ideas one after another! No wonder some people say that stories come from life......"
"Where, where......" Winnie scratched the hair on the back of her head embarrassedly, as if Celery was praising her.
"It's decided!" Xiaoqin clenched her hands into fists, and her eyes were full of the passionate pride of "One Piece, I'm decided".
"Just let Cthulhu and Dagon get the foundation! I'm worried that there is no love triangle in the work! In this way, the three of them, who are full of love, can work side by side to fight against the hateful Zerg invaders! ”
"Didn't you plan to draw a girl's love comics?" I complained, "The current work, not to mention that it is not suitable for girls, even the evil god is not suitable for watching!" If the real Cthulhu reads this comic, he will definitely be so angry that he will have blood in his stool! ”
"This is a curve to save the country!" Xiao Qin pouted, "Wait until I finish drawing this interstellar war-themed work, and then draw a real girl's comic, so that everyone can worship me!" ”
It's becoming an interstellar war theme again? From the office romance of the evil god to the war against alien aggression, the theme changes slightly faster! What hasn't changed, only the same miserable painting skills......
After school, the squad leader hurriedly rode a bicycle home, according to the information I got from meeting Shu Zhe on campus, the squad leader came home these days, either asked his mother to help him comb his hair, or had a long talk, in short, he was sticky to his mother, and he was with his mother in private, as if his mental age had become smaller all of a sudden.
"Your mother is back, and you don't seem to be as happy as your sister?"
I asked Shu Zhe, who had just entered the second year of junior high school and was chewing gum in his mouth.
"Anyway, I'll leave after two days, and I didn't bring any special gifts back."
Shu Zhe is as white-eyed as ever, which makes me want to beat him up, but considering that he now has an extra layer of pseudo-motherhood, tonight I will be watching Amy play a game, and I will see Fan Chuan, one of the suitors of "Xiaohong", in order not to cause trouble, I did not discipline this disobedient brother for the squad leader.
I walked into the gate of Qingzi School Park with Pooh.,Now we don't need the cover of school uniforms.,You can enter casually.,After all, Xiaoqin's uncle is the chairman of Qingzi Education Group.,There's no reason for the security guards to be uncomfortable.。
After entering the VIP building and saying hello to 004 and 005, Pooh went to the team activity room on the second floor to warm up, at this time Amy and Penthos had not yet returned from the set, and the French chef's dinner was also being prepared.
Naturally, I took this opportunity to go to Dr. Yu for a routine physical examination, and according to the agreement between me and Ai Shuqiao, I donated a little blood as research materials.
There was no one in the infirmary, and there was no one in Dr. Yu's room, so I spotted the rabbit patrolling back and forth in the hallway, and asked it where Dr. Yu was.
"Toot - the second owner is doing research in the basement, if you need to see him, please first use your phone to get permission to meet."
Forced Rabbit said to me through a loudspeaker without any expression.
I called Dr. Yu's mobile phone, but it didn't get through, in fact, Dr. Yu didn't have a mobile phone, he used modified Google multimedia glasses to answer the phone, I don't know if he is turned off now, or the basement signal is not good enough.
"The phone can't get through, I'll go down to the basement and tell Dr. Yu in person."
Although it wasn't necessary, I explained it to the rabbit.
"Tut - the wheels of the rabbit can't move on the steps, master three, please take the freight elevator down to the basement with the rabbit."
Forcing Rabbit to lead the way in front of me while saying again and again led me to the location of the freight elevator in a very hidden location.
The inside of the elevator is a bit old, but it is quite wide, three times larger than an ordinary elevator, and presumably those animal cages in the basement were transported down through this elevator back then.
The rabbit pressed the button on the basement floor with his own clamp, and the elevator door slowly closed, and the momentary sense of weightlessness came as scheduled......
"Toot-" The rabbit's eyes full of LED lights suddenly began to flicker wildly, its hemispherical head rotated 180 degrees, and in an awkward and strange posture, it looked back at me, and lifted the clamp in reverse, and the round hole in the middle of the clamp revealed the tip of the anesthetic needle.
"Dut - if I get rid of you in this place, it shouldn't affect the others."
===Divider=== In terms of popularity rankings, there has been a ranking change in Group A! Xiaoqin's official account "Qinyi" voted for 420 VIPs, 30 chapters, and 71 convex votes for Xiaoqin, which made Xiaoqin further shorten the gap between the squad leader, but the squad leader party still occupies the first place, and the ranking change did not occur between the squad leader and Xiaoqin.
The sudden rise is Gong Caicai! Mobile station book friends "Hera's Third Reich", "Ts Tokizaki Kurumi" has always supported Gong Caicai, and the third book friend on the main site flower list "caphoto" retrospectively voted, and voted for Gong Caicai 2906 flowers that were not counted in the statistics before, so that Gong Caicai surpassed Pooh in one fell swoop and became the fourth on the popularity list.
If it weren't for the 50 VIPs of "Ahri Jianghu", then Amy would have been surpassed by Gong Caicai. Even now, Amy is only 5 votes ahead of Gong Caicai.
In Group B, Forced Rabbit dominates the list, and with the support of book friends "z21291ya" and "Soy Sauce Blueflower", the "Three Giants of Crooked Melon and Cracked Jujube" (Liu Heigou, Xu Weiyang, Wang Fugui) and Gong Caicai's father (referred to as Gong Dad) are honorably on the list.