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Liu Yixue was a little hesitant to be coaxed by my rhetoric, and she asked me: "But I only have one bed at home, how can I sleep?" ”

I said to her, "Mr. Liu, let's have a bed." Pinshu.com ( I promise not to do anything with you. All right? ”

As a result, Liu Yixue scolded: "You dream! I've said it all, if you can believe Shi Xiaoren's words, the sows will be able to go up the tree! You don't want to do anything with me? Okay, cut off your hands and feet first, and I'll believe you! ”

"Mr. Liu, are you so ruthless? Then I don't sleep in the sand? ”

Liu Yixue's fox eyes turned, and she didn't know what the hell she wanted to fix me again, and said, "Okay, then you have to pay the accommodation fee and food fee first, a total of two hundred!" ”

My day! This Liu Yixue. Is there such a boss as you! didn't even let go of his subordinates' 200 yuan?

I said to her: "Mr. Liu." Usually you still say that I am stingy and stingy, aren't you stingier than me? I'm staying at your house for one night, and it's still a couch. You can't bear to ask me for accommodation and food? It's not like you don't know how much money I make a month! ”

Liu Yixue clasped her hands on her chest, two towering balls that were about to burst out, and she said, "Okay, then I won't ask you for 200 yuan now." ”

I was about to laugh and say she was generous. Before she could speak, Liu Yixue continued: "I'll ask you for two hundred and five now, because there are still utility bills!" ”

“......”

Profiteer, full profiteer, but I'm also cheap enough, I nodded and agreed,, go to her house, sleep on the sofa, and don't sleep in a bed with her, is it worth me to pay two hundred and fifty dollars reads;!?

I took out two hundred and five from my pocket and handed it to Liu Yixue, and then followed her to her house, how can this feeling be a little weird, as if I am doing that kind of thing......

After I entered her house with Liu Yixue, the faint fragrance on Liu Yixue's body came to her face, her home was mainly pink, and it felt very warm, I sat on the sofa and stretched my waist, and asked, "Mr. Liu, what is your family to eat?" I haven't eaten yet! ”

"There's instant noodles in the cupboard, you cook them yourself. [Fast update, refreshing website pages, few advertisements, I like this kind of website the most, I must praise it]" Liu Yixue said casually.

I pinched my waist angrily and said, "Mr. Liu, you want me to eat instant noodles if you ask me for 250 yuan for room and board?" ”

Liu Yixue said innocently: "But my family really only has instant noodles, I have been made by Director Zhou in the past few days to have no appetite, and I haven't bought vegetables, I don't believe you go through the refrigerator yourself, if you can find something to eat, you can make it yourself." ”

She said so my day, what else do I not believe? I asked her, "So you're full?" I don't have to cook you a pack? ”

"No, my amount of food is already small, and I have eaten enough in the hotel before."

I had to cook three packs of instant noodles and add two eggs, but when I was cooking instant noodles, Liu Yixue secretly lay in front of the kitchen door to look at me, although her movements were very light, but I still noticed it, I didn't look back, and said: "Mr. Liu, I know I'm very handsome, if you want to see me, you can come in and see, don't look at me secretly." ”

As a result, Liu Yixue said: "You, you are here to see you?" I'm here to see how much you eat, three packs of instant noodles and two eggs, Shi Xiaoren, are you done eating! ”

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "What's wrong if I can't finish eating, I'll throw it away if I can't finish eating, anyway, I've already paid the money, what's the matter, you are only allowed to cheat my money, and I am not allowed to waste your food?" ”

"Shi Xiaoren, you make it clear, why did I cheat you for money? We're a fair deal, right? It's your choice! ”

"Cut, the gang of people who engage in pyramid schemes still trade fairly and choose voluntarily, can you say that they are legal, not cheating?"

"Shi Xiaoren, do you see it, what am I talking about? You're left with a broken mouth! "I found out, as long as Liu Yixue can't say anything about me, that's it. Read the full text of the latest chapter

I asked her, "You've been eating instant noodles these days?" ”

"yes, but I don't have the same amount of food as your pig, I only eat one bag and one egg."

"Such a big person, eating instant noodles every day, doesn't make people laugh? No wonder you're so stupid. ”

"How am I stupid!?" As soon as Liu Yixue heard me say that she was stupid, she walked next to me, and she had already changed into slippers.

"Because the aluminum content in the seasoning package of instant noodles is seriously exceeded, it affects people's intelligence, and there are many other chemical elements in instant noodles, which are harmful to the human body, such as dimers and trimers..."

Before I finished speaking, Liu Yixue blocked her ears angrily and said, "I have to say that I don't listen to you!" Shi Xiaoren, how are you like an old lady! Liu Yixue covered her ears, not to mention how cute she was, she turned around and ran away after scolding me, her hips twisted and twisted, I said in my heart if I could touch it, how good it would be...... I don't know if God opened his eyes, this sentence was fulfilled immediately...... Moreover, it's not an ordinary touch......

After I finished eating instant noodles, I cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, Liu Yixue was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, holding a pillow in her arms, watching TV series, it is the Korean drama I hate the most, what "You from the Star".

I often protest at home that Xin Xin watches Korean dramas, every time she watches Korean dramas, I grab the remote control with her, and I go back to the house to watch it on the computer, and then I follow her and go to her room to grind her and her.

I really don't know what's so good about this Korean drama, it's a soap opera played by a bunch of men and women with plastic surgery, either the rich and handsome fall in love with Cinderella or Bai Fumei falls in love with the little dick.

At this time, the current picture on TV is a man and a woman confessing affectionately in the heavy snow, Liu Yixue was stunned and shed two lines of tears, my day, what is there to cry about? Although I think this kind of behavior is stupid, but on Liu Yixue, I don't think so, who called Liu Yixue's beautiful goo-gu bubbling? It is estimated that there is a younger brother.

Under the light of tears, Liu Yixue's delicate face looked even more weak, as if two drops of dew were dripping on a bright and beautiful flower, I couldn't help but sit next to her, Liu Yixue didn't care about me, she took out a piece of paper from the paper drawer, wiped her tears, and her eyes were red reads;

I said to Liu Yixue: "Mr. Liu, watch a TV series, are you still crying?" It's not true, have you ever seen an alien visitor? ”

Liu Yixue's little nose was silent and said, "What do you know? It's the plot, what does it have to do with where he came from? ”

Because I haven't watched "You from the Star", I can't judge the plot arbitrarily, so I sat next to Liu Yixue and watched it with her for a while.

As a result, the more Liu Yixue watched it, the more sad she became, crying a lot, and for a long time, I asked a question: "Mr. Liu, do you say that the snow on the TV is real snow or artificial snow?" ”

Liu Yixue stopped crying after listening to what I said, raised the pillow in her hand and smashed it down on me, and scolded: "Shi Xiaoren! Do you still have a little feeling! Get out of the way! ”

My second monk is confused, why did he beat me? Didn't I just ask a random question?

I really couldn't watch this TV series anymore, so I asked Liu Yixue: "Mr. Liu, where is your computer?" Can you lend me to play? ”

"Don't borrow!" Liu Yixue said resolutely.

I threatened her, "Are you sure you won't borrow?" ”

"Sure!" Liu Yixue wiped her tears again.

I directly took out my mobile phone, turned the volume to the maximum, and played "Little Apple", Liu Yixue kicked me directly under the sofa angrily, maybe my falling posture was a little ugly, Liu Yixue didn't hold back the "poof" laugh, and scolded: "Shi Xiaoren, you are so annoying!" I regret letting you live in my house! Or I'll give you the money and you go! ”

I smiled and said, "That's not good, it's easy to ask God to send God, and if you take my money, you have to let me be at your house!" Do you want to get me away now? There is no door, say quickly, where is the computer, otherwise my Nokia is not a vegetarian, and the volume will blow up your kidney six! ”

Liu Yixue was angry, smashed the pillow towards me, and said, "In my room!" Go play! Disappear from my eyes! ”

I just got up from the ground and walked towards Liu Yixue's bedroom, and I don't know if there are any secrets in Liu Yixue's tsundere computer......

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