319 Calamity? Joke!
I told the Golden Cousin that I wouldn't kneel, and let him teach me first. After I said this, I saw that his face had changed, and he glared at me coldly and said, "Look for death!" ”
After he finished speaking, Guo Degao said: "Xiao Shuang, don't be angry, look at how you brother Gao and I clean up this guy." ”
Huang Mao coaxed on the side: "Cousin, break his leg!" Let him climb out of Hangzhou. ”
I smiled coldly, shook my head, and said contemptuously, "Really...... It's a pity. ”
"What a pity?" The three of them asked in unison.
I said lightly: "It's a pity that I gave you a good opportunity, but you don't know how to cherish it, you are really stupid enough." ”
"Grass! Catch this kid for me, hit him hard, and I'll be rewarded! "Guo Degao, a self-proclaimed noble person, how can he stand being insulted by me like this, he was immediately furious and roared.
More than two dozen people behind him rushed over with steel pipes in an instant. I stepped on one end of the bench, and the bench instantly cocked, spun 360 degrees in mid-air, and finally landed firmly on my hand. The shop has a long bench that is so heavy that when I show my hand, the people around me can't help but cheer.
I had a cigarette in my mouth, and before I could make a move, Song Jiayin said: "Don't be too ruthless, just beat them and don't get out of bed for three days." ”
I half-narrowed my eyes and said with a smile, "Order!" ”
After speaking, the bench in my hand was thrown out, and a sweep of thousands of troops came, and immediately smashed the few people who rushed to the front how far away, I stepped forward, took the bench, and quickly 'rampage' between a group of people, only one face, these people were knocked down by my bench.
There was a sound of inhalation all around, everyone looked at me like a monster, and Guo Degao and the three of them all showed shocked looks, Guo Degao shouted: "Hurry up, stand up and go up together!" Whoever can break his leg today, I will reward him with 100,000! ”
As the saying goes, 'there must be a brave man under the heavy reward', originally these people were frightened by my fierce hand, but as soon as they heard the reward of 100,000, they suddenly came back to life with full blood, grabbed the steel pipe in their hands, and rushed towards me through gritted teeth.
I put the cigarette butt on a person's face, threw the bench on several people's bodies, and at the same time flew up and kicked them, and those people were directly pressed to the ground by the bench, I grabbed a person's wrist, grabbed the steel pipe from his hand, threw it over the shoulder, and threw it cleanly on the ground, and then kicked him on the lower abdomen, and a steel pipe fell directly on his hind strength, and he snorted and lay there still.
The steel pipe behind me hit like the wind, I squatted down suddenly, the steel pipe in my hand turned around, and shouted in my mouth: "One." ”
When I finished shouting, the two people who attacked me were hit their knees, staggered backwards, I supported the ground with one hand, dodged the steel pipe that suddenly crossed the side, my body twisted in mid-air, kicked the ground, bounced up, the steel pipe in my hand fell firmly on the back of the man's neck, the man's body was weak, muffled, and fell softly.
I shouted, "Two! ”
After saying that, I rushed directly to the two people who had attacked me just now, and before they could react, they had already "banged" twice on the back of their necks, and the two fell down instantly, and I shouted, "Three, four." ”
When I finished shouting, the crowd of onlookers boiled over, and someone shouted, "Is he crazy?" Is he going to kill everyone? ”
I smiled at him and said, "It's not that I'm going to kill them, I'm just knocking them out, otherwise they'll only be worse." ”
As I spoke, two steel pipes came at my front door, I took two steps back, two steel pipes swept in front of me, I raised the steel pipe and knocked out a person, then threw the steel pipe to my left hand, and quickly knocked another person out. This time, without waiting for me to speak, a group of women began to shout excitedly, "Five, six! ”
I followed the prestige, only to see a group of women gathered there, looking at me nymphomaniac, seeing me looking at them, one by one excitedly said, "So handsome!" Come on, handsome guy! ”
I glanced at Song Jiayin, only to see her wipe her mouth with a tissue lightly, and smiled at me. I have this technique of knocking out, but I learned it from Uncle Er, there is no mistake, and I will never miss, but I am stunned, it seems that I don't need to get out of bed for three days, right? In this case, I will not have completed the task assigned by Song Jiayin.
Just as I was thinking, two more people came to die, and after I quickly knocked them out, this time both men and women were there shouting excitedly: "Seven, eight! ”
Even if Guo Degao yelled at them angrily, they were indifferent.
It's not that this group of people is so bold that they dare to provoke this local snake in Hangzhou, but because most of them are tourists, they don't know how powerful Guo Degao is, and they also think that this guy can't do anything to everyone after all, and the law is not responsible for the public, so you shout and I shout. In addition, it was the other party who provoked the trouble first, and I was weak, but they called a group of me to beat me, this obvious manifestation of bullying is something that no one will like, so it is not so much that they are supporting me now, but rather a vent and counterattack to this kind of bullying behavior.
In this way, in the cheers of all the onlookers, I smashed the last person to the ground, I held the steel pipe, looked at Guo Degao with a slightly changed expression, and said: "Now, can you teach me how to kneel?" ”
Guo Degao said angrily: "Do you think you can just fight?" Don't forget that this is in Hangzhou! You have violated the law by doing such nonsense just now, I have already called the police, you wait for me! ”
seemed to echo Guo Degao's words, and suddenly there was a siren not far away, and the audience present saw that the matter was getting bigger, and their faces changed in an instant, and some people were afraid of being implicated, so they left quietly.
All these reactions were in Guo Degao's eyes, and he said triumphantly: "Foreigners, fighting with me is simply looking for death." ”
I narrowed my eyes and asked, "It's not enough for you to find these people to beat me, but also to find the police to arrest me?" ”
Guo Degao sneered and said, "What? Scared? ”
I walked down the steps slowly and said coldly: "I'm not afraid, I just feel extremely ashamed to have an opponent like you, your behavior of calling the teacher if you can't beat it, the last time I did it was when I was in preschool." ”
Hearing this, Guo Degao's face instantly turned red, and when he saw me walking towards him slowly, he asked a little nervously, "What are you going to do?" ”
I smiled and shook the steel pipe in my hand and said, "What? I said I wanted you to teach me how to kneel, and now I'm not here to ask for advice. ”
When Guo Degao saw me approaching him, he took a few steps back and said, "You...... Don't come here, or I'll let you never get out of Hangzhou. ”
I said lightly: "When I was in Nanjin before, someone told me this, when I was in the capital, some people told me this, including after I came to Hangzhou, some people told me this, and guess what?" ”
Guo Degao's pupils shrank suddenly, stared at my face and said, "You...... You are Chen Ming! ”
I smiled and said, "It seems that I am not famous enough, and it took you so long to recognize me." ”
After speaking, I lifted the steel pipe, at this time, the gold watch man suddenly came over and grabbed my wrist, and said: "Brother, take a step back and open the sky, today you are in the game, as long as you don't hurt my third brother, everything is easy to discuss, but if you hurt ......"
Without waiting for him to finish, I directly shook off his hand and said coldly: "What if I get hurt?" ”
After speaking, I directly dropped the steel pipe on Guo Degao's leg, only to hear the "click", the sound of broken bones was clear in the ears, everyone present was stunned, no one thought that I would really do it, and Guo Degao roared in pain, and the others began to retreat quickly, many people were frightened by my fierceness, and they didn't dare to commit anymore.
Guo Degao covered his leg and fell backwards, but I didn't give him a chance, but kicked on his uninjured other leg, he directly pounced forward, "poof" knelt in front of me, the broken knee touched the cold ground, and made him scream in pain, I held the steel pipe on his shoulder, and said: "No wonder people are always asked to kneel, Guo Degao, your kneeling posture is indeed standard enough." ”
When I finished saying this, a group of policemen rushed over, saw Guo Degao kneeling there, and the policeman who led the team wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said in a panic: "Young Master Guo, what's wrong?" ”
Guo Degao pointed at me and yelled: "Cheng Ju, take this thing away for me!" ”
Everyone thought I was finished, and Song Jiayin stood up unhurriedly at this time, but before she could speak, an anxious voice suddenly came from not far away, he said, "Wait, wait!" ”
Everyone followed the reputation, and then someone screamed in horror and fled, and when I saw the person, I instantly understood why someone seemed to be seeing a ghost, because the person who came was none other than Han Qingzhi, who was disfigured by me.
Han Qingzhi's sudden appearance made Guo Degao's faces change, Guo Degao and the gold watch man probably saw the disfigured Han Qingzhi for the first time, and they both showed disbelief, and Han Qingzhi strode over, didn't look at them, but walked towards me in the surprised eyes of everyone.
Without waiting for Han Qingzhi to speak, Cheng Ju, who pretended to be smart, said: "Han Dashao, why bother you to come here in person for this kind of thing?" I will definitely bring this outlaw to justice. ”
The people around began to talk about it, and they all said that I was miserable, especially the owner of the steamed bun shop, who stood not far away and muttered: "What kind of wind is it today, three of the four young people in Hangzhou are here, it's over, this big brother is afraid that a big disaster is coming today." ”
Han Qingzhi ignored them, but squeezed out a smile at me and said, "Chen Ming, didn't hurt you, right?" ”