I'm unemployed.

My name is Lin Xiaonuan, and I originally worked as a small supervisor in a restaurant in Xianghai Town.

On weekdays, the main job is to beat the shoulders and legs of the boss's wife, talk about life and ideals.

The proprietress is a beautiful young woman in her early thirties, she is very satisfied with my work attitude, and the salary level is also going straight to the well-off, and she is planning to appreciate, raise her salary, become the general manager, and flirt with the proprietress yet, I was fired by the boss, just because I hugged the proprietress.

Hehe, hug me as for hitting me, is it too much for the princess to hug?

The boss has a little influence in Xianghai Town, and offended the boss, I am a dick with no education who is considered to have killed himself, and a phone call from Xiaopang saved me.

Yu Xiaopang is my landlord, studying in college in City A, a few years before the house price skyrocketed, his parents bought this house with the foresight, perhaps because of the similar age, Xiaopang is my only friend in Xianghai Town.

"Brother Huolu, I heard that you are unemployed"

When I first met, Yu Xiaopang would still call me by my name.

Once I took a bus with him, and during the rush hour after work, there were many people, and I stood face to face with a beautiful woman wearing sunglasses, and her chest was about to come out, so that people didn't dare to look at it directly.

At that time, I felt that my heart was beating faster, and my nosebleed flowed down, staining each other's chest red, and the beauty was furious, and she directly rewarded me with a slap on my legs.

For two whole days, I didn't even dare to stand up to pee in pain.

I still don't dare to recall this incident for the second time, and every time I think of that flirtatious leg, I always feel cold in my crotch.

Chubby said that the nosebleed was because he had been single for too long and gave me a 500G mobile hard drive.

The bus incident was recorded by Xiaopang and uploaded to the Internet, and he was also named Brother Huolu, I had a nosebleed spraying wildly, and the footage that flowed into the chest of the beautiful woman was directly pushed to the homepage of the video website, and the title of Brother Huolu was also "Fight to Fame".

Accidentally, I also became all kinds of "brothers" on the Internet.

Seeing that my tone was lost, Xiaopang comforted: "Brother Huolu, don't be too sad, this can't be blamed on you, who makes you strong, can't resist the temptation, although the boss lady is beautiful, after all, she is someone else's wife, I know hello, a coffee shop at the entrance of my university is recruiting people these days, the boss and I are very familiar, I have already said hello for you, you come to work in my university, and have the opportunity to meet the beauties in the school, and solve the and thirsty needs of your single dog, after all, she is a female college student, and the sign is loud." ”

, what is the loud signboard.

Chubby wants to directly solve my two major dilemmas.

Poor, single dog.

Anyway, I can't get along in Xianghai Town, so it's decided.

"Brother Huolu, I'll ask you something again."

"Say."

"You really slept with that lady?"

"Get out!"

The next step of life is settled, isn't it true that people live just to eat, I am a single dog, and the whole family is not hungry when I eat alone.

Early the next morning, I hurriedly picked up my travel bag and said goodbye to the house where I had lived for nearly two years. When I arrived at the entrance of the university, it was just noon, the sun was shining, and although the April sun was warm, it could not stop the menacing summer.

This is the favorite season for men.

At this time, I sat on the side of the road, unscrupulously admiring the spring in front of me.

Short skirt, low cut, long legs, hips, black silk high heels. This is also at the gate of the university, and there is a chance to see so many graceful figures at one time, and the only thing that can compare with this scenery is the red light district.

I was dazzled by it for a while, and the occasional breeze blew, and the scenery under the skirt was in full view, and I couldn't hide from it.

I'm sure I've never seen so many colors and styles of panties in my life.

So, summer is the season with the most hooligans. Because, in the summer, when you open your eyes, you are playing hooligan.

I comfortably lit a cigarette and continued to play hooligan.

Facing the breeze, the back of a short black skirt suddenly entered my sight, the long legs under the skirt are white and slender, flawless, and the heels of nearly ten centimeters under the feet are both sexy and tempting, I can't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, the surrounding scenery is obviously not enough level, and these two long legs alone exude the atmosphere of making men sin.

After the black skirt appeared, I never took my eyes off it, the skirt was slightly rolled up in the wind, and the scenery under the skirt loomed, and the snow-white piece flashed by.

I was dumbfounded, and almost didn't scare my jaw off.

Don't... Not worn?

In a split second, I saw an incredible scene!

I took a sharp breath and stared at my eyes, I couldn't believe that young people were so bold these days.

Another breeze blew, and God was helping me, and the T-shaped black line flashed.

it! I instantly understood what she was wearing!

I felt a heat in my head, and a stream of heat rushed into my nostrils with a fishy smell.

This fire is about to erupt from the nose.

I hurriedly blocked my nose with my hand, and in the face of the sudden scenery, the nosebleed was about to flow out, but my eyes were still firm.

I'm a single poor dick.,My sister's business has long been out of demand.,It's not an exaggeration to look twice.,You wear so little.,I didn't commit a crime to show that I have a strong foundation.。

Just as I was fascinated by it, the short black skirt turned around and took a light step.

A pair of jade legs are light and flawless, slender!

A pair of high heels "cluck" in rhythm, pleasant!

The scenery under the skirt is getting closer and closer to me, and the obscene smile is unconsciously hanging on my face.

The long legs got closer and closer, and came to a sudden stop less than half a meter in front of my eyes.

Hey? Why don't you go?

I was startled, and a spirit sat up, his fingers holding the cigarette trembling slightly.

it! Discovered!?

I looked up tremblingly and looked at the owner of the short black dress, and my heart beat suddenly at this sight.

Under the thick hair, there is a pretty face full of frost, big eyes are extremely smart, clear as water, but with anger, the bridge of the nose is high and small, the cherry lips bite lightly, with the blush on the face, the two lumps on the chest are lying together, and the buttons are about to be broken.

I quickly put away my lewd gaze, not daring to look at this sinful face any more.

"Have you seen enough, stinky rascal!"

The beauty shouted, and I was so frightened that the cigarettes fell.

"No... No. ”

"What!"

Exercise! I couldn't even say anything about this nervousness, and I pumped myself hard in my heart.

The beauty was so angry by my words that her eyes were about to burst into flames, and I immediately stabilized my mind.

"Beauty, don't get me wrong, I just got off the car, sitting here to rest and wait for someone, my friend will come over in a while, I look in your direction to see if he is coming, not looking...

As a result, before I finished speaking, the beautiful woman raised her arm and punched me in the face, this punch was so sudden that I was unprepared and was directly knocked down.

it! Even if you want to hit me as a hooligan, you should give me a slap, what kind of routine is a punch in your face.

"What are you hitting me for, crazy." I was a little aggrieved when I was beaten, and I said that a good slap turned into a fist.

As soon as she finished saying this, the beauty's anger increased even more, and she pointed at me and scolded: "You stinky rascal! Just now your head was about to lie on the ground, and you said you didn't look at me! ”

I just remembered that just now in order to take a look, the posture is indeed a little obscene, but those are all subconscious actions, and it is only a few seconds, although she found out, there are so many people coming and going, and there are no longer a few girls in short skirts, how did she react so violently, and gave me a punch.

I looked at the pretty face with an angry face in front of me, and I understood a little, now this girl, she looks a little bit good, and she is dressed as a cold goddess, if she looks at her, she has to "hehe" Dick Si face, not to mention the high-value beauty in front of her, at least in school, it is also a flower level, usually there are many suitors around her, there are definitely not a few, and the tsundere savage in her bones cannot be less, so I peeked at her with this dick, and she chose to use her fist to "hehe" my face.

After I concluded her arrogant and savage character, I smiled in my heart, I am really a hooligan today.

"I sat in the car all morning, tired and sat here to rest, stretching my neck, by the way to see if my friend came, how can you be sure that I am looking at you, don't think that you are beautiful and self-righteous, I have seen more beautiful than you." I stood up and looked at her with an eyebrow raised.

"You dare to quibble!" The beautiful woman was completely enraged by me, raised her arm and hit me.

That's what I wanted, to provoke her.

The voyeurism was found by her that I was still quibbling, which had already made her very angry, and finally made up for it, mocking her appearance, the beauty has always been the most confident is her own appearance, I am obviously taking advantage of the ugly attitude, how can she accept it?

At the beginning, the dispute between the two of us attracted the attention of some passers-by, and at this time she waved her fist to hit me, which attracted a lot of onlookers, this was originally the gate of the university, and the people passing by were college students, and they were always curious about this kind of quarrel between young men and women, not to mention that the heroine was still a beauty, enough to attract firepower.

I squatted on the ground without saying a word, letting the beautiful woman's fists greet me, only using my arms to protect my head, watching the quarrel escalate into a "violent incident", and there were more and more college students watching, they were all full of curiosity to look at this beautiful woman who was frequently violent and angry.

Even if you are cold and arrogant, you will be a little embarrassed in the face of so many onlookers, the beauty has beaten me for so long, seeing that I don't resist, my anger has calmed down a lot, and said to me: "Dare not admit it, apologize to me immediately if you know that you are wrong, and I will let you go this time." ”

Yo, the anger is gone, but the arrogance is not less, just now I saw that you fought very hard, how can you let me go, if it weren't for my wit, attracting enough onlookers, can you stop so easily?

Hehe, you want to stop, I don't agree with it yet.

I hugged the beautiful woman's long legs like lightning, knelt on the ground, and said with a sad face: "Wife, I know it's wrong, I rushed back last night to beg you to forgive me, I know that it makes you sad not to be by your side, if you are still angry, just continue to beat me, please don't break up with me." ”

Acting should be early, if you don't beat me according to the routine, then I can't play according to the routine, since the onlookers want to watch the lively story, then I will give you a story.

The beautiful woman was frightened by my sudden move, stared at me with big eyes, a shocked face, and pushed me with her little hands in a panic.

"You! What nonsense are you talking about! You stinky rascal, get up quickly, don't hold me! ”

"Yes, I'm a hooligan, once you said to me, at the beginning of great love, there is always someone who plays hooligan first, I used to be too stupid to understand this sentence, I didn't cherish you well, now let me be your hooligan." After saying that, I looked at her affectionately.

This romantic and literary confession caused a whisper of discussion among the people around him.

"Isn't this Senpai? It turns out that she has a boyfriend. ”

"Yes, her boyfriend looks quite honest, why is the senior sister so fierce to him."

The people will always support the weak side, I was originally white, and I was a literary dick, looking completely a weak scholar, this will make me beat and kneel and pray for a "girlfriend", I have won the favor of the audience, well, I give myself full marks in this scene.

"Who's your girlfriend! Let go, I'm leaving! The beauty's tone softened a little, because many people in the crowd recognized her, and it was obvious that she didn't want to be misunderstood again.

Such a beautiful woman must have attracted much attention in school, and it is not surprising that someone recognizes her.

I looked up at this pretty face, with a hint of panic in shame, now that the initiative is in my hands, can you leave if you want?

"Where do you want to go, and to him? Is it because of him that you ignore me? ”

My remark caused quite a stir.

"I heard that the person from the management department is chasing the senior sister, is it true?"

"I heard he's still a handsome guy."

Hehe, I'll just say that, it's normal for beautiful women to be chased, and there are really people who come out to take the blame.

Seeing that the beauty was angry and about to have a seizure again, I stood up and hugged her, not giving her any chance to react and struggle, clasped my hands tightly, and said in her ear: "Do you want to leave immediately." ”

"Bastard! What do you want! Her hands were still pushing me hard as she spoke.

This hug also aroused the emotions of the onlookers, and those who watched the excitement were not afraid of many things.

"If you want to leave, just listen to me, I'll leave the crowd with you in my arms in a while, cooperate well, and finish the show."

"Get out! I don't need you how I want to go. After saying that, the beautiful woman pinched my arm with her hand, and I endured the pain and didn't cry out.

"Believe it or not, I'll kiss you in front of everyone now, no one thinks I'm a hooligan, I don't need to say more about which one you choose." I said menacingly.

All the audience saw was a young couple arguing, and she had no choice.

"Shame on you! Ah~"

Before she could finish speaking, I immediately picked up the beautiful woman by the waist and didn't give her a chance to think.

A standard princess hug, the beauty's face instantly turned red to her neck, and she covered her face with her hands.

It's so soft, my hands pinched unconsciously, I felt like I was about to pinch out the water, the beauty punched me in the chest, and whispered, "Let's go!" Rogue! ”