Chapter 44: What a Smell
I don't want to be crooked.
I laughed and said teasingly: "Xiao Jingqi, you recruited you truthfully, why did He Shuhai bully you?" Did he touch you? Riding you? Still is...... Hey! ”
In the end, I deliberately didn't continue, and smiled playfully.
Xiao Jingqi glared at me fiercely, and said angrily: "Zhang Nan, you are so annoying." He just hugged me, but he didn't take advantage of it at all! ”
I was speechless for a while, I was hugged and I haven't been taken advantage of? I don't believe it.
As I guessed, Xiao Jingqi was really bullied.
No wonder Xiao Jingqi hates He Shuhai so much and wants to send him to prison.
I said, "Don't worry! In the next few days, we must have filmed a video of him destroying the flowers of the motherland, so that he can sit through the prison! ”
Xiao Jingqi clenched her fists and said "um".
I chatted with Xiao Jingqi for a while and got out of class.
Next, we had a history lesson, a physics lesson, and a chemistry lesson.
After the last class, we got out of school.
The representative of the Chinese class was struggling in the classroom and didn't leave, and I guessed that she must have wanted to wait for all the students to leave, and then she went to find He Shuhai.
In order to avoid startling the snake, Xiao Jingqi and I left the classroom first, and then joined Xiaoyu.
We hid around a corner, secretly watching the door of the class, waiting for the language class representative to come out.
Xiao Jingqi said: "Zhang Nan, do you think it is possible to photograph their ugly things today?" ”
I shook my head: "He Shuhai is not in the mood today, whether he can stand up or not is two different things!" But just in case, let's wait! ”
Xiaoyu and Xiaojingqi both agreed with me.
That's when the fool found us.
As soon as they met, they greeted me: "Big brother! ”
I nodded and said nothing.
"Sister-in-law!" Silly melon and light rain say hello.
Xiaoyu was stunned by what she said, and I was stunned too.
It took me a while to react, and I thought Xiaoyu was my girlfriend.
I couldn't help but laugh.
Xiaoyu's face was flushed with shame, and she glared at the dumb melon and said, "You're mistaken!" You stupid melon! ”
The dumb melon scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Zhou Yuhan, I'm sorry!" ”
Xiaoyu said angrily: "No need to apologize, those who don't know are not guilty!" ”
The dumb melon said "oh", turned his head to Xiao Jingqi and said, "Sister-in-law, hello! ”
Xiao Jingqi was stunned.
"Poof", Xiaoyu covered her mouth and laughed.
I couldn't help but laugh too.
It's so interesting to be stupid, first I mistook Xiaoyu, and then I mistook Xiaojingqi.
The stupid melon scratched his head in a daze, lowered his voice and asked in a low voice, "Big brother, did I say the wrong thing again?" ”
Without waiting for me to speak, Xiao Jingqi patted the stupid melon's head: "It's not just a mistake, it's a big mistake!" You're a dumb melon, you're really stupid! ”
The dumb melon rubbed the place where it was photographed awkwardly, and laughed "hey, hey, hey".
"The representative of the Chinese class has come out!" Xiaoyu lowered her voice and whispered.
The four of us immediately got around the corner and looked into the hallway.
I squatted around the corner, Xiaoyu was lying on my back, Xiaojingqi was lying on Xiaoyu's back, and the melon was on top.
The stupid melon didn't dare to lie on Xiao Jingqi's back, tiptoeing, leaning forward, like a duck that was grabbed by the neck and pulled up.
The representative of the Chinese class lowered his head and walked towards He Shuhai's office with a heavy heart.
I was excited in my heart, could I have photographed their ugly things today?
After a while, the representative of the Chinese class walked into He Shuhai's office.
I was just about to stand up when a muffled sound of "dong dong" suddenly sounded behind me, as well as the startled "ah" sound of Xiao Jingqi and Xiaoyu.
Immediately afterward, I felt a huge pressure on my back, which pushed me directly to the ground, and almost a.
I turned my head and found that Xiaoyu was pressing on me, Xiao Jingqi was pressing on Xiao Yu, and the dumb melon was pressing on Xiao Jingqi.
This must be that the dumb melon didn't stand firm just now, and lay on Xiao Jingqi's back, Xiao Jingqi was overwhelmed and pressed on Xiaoyu's body, and Xiaoyu finally pressed on me.
Silly got up from Xiao Jingqi's back in embarrassment, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" ”
Xiao Jingqi said angrily: "Silly melon, you are really not enough to succeed and more than to lose!" ”
I reluctantly rolled over, trying to crawl out from under Xiao Yu.
At that moment, the light rain suddenly pressed down on me, and her front was almost spread on my face, and my nose was squeezed right in the middle of hers.
I felt like I was being slapped in the face by two balls of dough, and the feeling of softness and comfort immediately spread throughout my face.
But then, I noticed that I couldn't breathe.
The light rain was so big in front that it not only covered my face, but also blocked my nostrils and mouth for air.
I went crazy and stretched out my hand to push in front of Xiaoyu.
Xiaoyu was caught in front by me, and immediately screamed, and quickly retreated.
As soon as the front of the light rain left my face, I immediately began to gasp for air.
It almost suffocated me just now.
However, it was really nice to feel covered in the face at first, especially when I smelled the fragrance that came to my face, and I almost got drunk.
"Zhang Nan, what are you doing?" Xiaoyu covered the front and half-squatted on the ground, staring at me coldly.
I smiled bitterly and said aggrievedly: "Xiaoyu, you pressed me first, okay!" I started to save myself instinctively after I couldn't breathe! You can't blame me for that! ”
Xiaoyu blushed at what I said.
Xiao Jingqi looked at Xiaoyu in surprise and said in surprise, "What? So big! Are you out of breath? ”
I nodded, and said angrily, "What am I lying to you for, if you can't, you can give it a try!" ”
Without waiting for Xiao Jingqi to speak, Xiaoyu turned her head and glared at Xiao Jingqi, and said complainingly: "It's not you yet, if you didn't press me just now, I could press Zhang Nan's face!" ”
Xiao Jingqi laughed embarrassedly: "I didn't mean to! Just now I wanted to stand up, but I could only support your back. ”
Hearing the conversation between Xiaoyu and Xiao Jingqi, I understood.
Xiao Jingqi wanted to stand up just now, so she borrowed strength from Xiaoyu's body, and Xiaoyu couldn't bear such a big force when she was caught off guard, so she pressed on me.
I stood up and glared at Xiao Jingqi, and said angrily: "Pay attention in the future, you almost crushed me to death just now!" I almost suffocated to death! ”
Xiao Jingqi pursed her lips and said sourly: "Pretend, continue to pretend, obviously get cheap and sell well!" Do you dare to say that you didn't have any joy in your heart just now? You men are so hypocritical, one thing in your heart, one thing on the surface. ”
Xiao Jingqi really said it to my heart.
It was a really great feeling, and I really want to try again.
However, it was Xiaoyu who pressed me, not Ma Jiao. If it was Ma Jiao, I guess I would have just turned over and ridden Ma Jiao under me.
Xiaoyu was ashamed and ashamed, and pushed Xiao Jingqi and said, "What nonsense are you talking about!" Come on, come on! I'll let you feel it too! ”
Xiaoyu said as she pushed Xiao Jingqi towards me.
Xiao Jingqi stumbled and didn't stand firm, and fell on top of me.
I was afraid that Xiao Jingqi would fall to the ground, so I stretched out my hands and wanted to pinch Xiao Jingqi's waist.
But Xiao Jingqi's clothes were too slippery, and I slipped my hands all the way along Xiao Jingqi's waist and finally got stuck on top of Xiao Jingqi.
Xiao Jingqi's face turned red in an instant.
I was so embarrassed that I immediately let go of my hand.
With a "bang", Xiao Jingqi knelt in front of me, her face facing me.
I was even more embarrassed and didn't know what to do for a while.
If I help Xiao Jingqi up, I'm afraid I will have too close contact with Xiao Jingqi. If you don't help Xiao Jingqi up, Xiao Jingqi's posture is easy to misunderstand.
I was very embarrassed for a while.
Xiao Jingqi didn't know what was wrong, she was stunned, she didn't know how to stand up by herself.
Xiaoyu found out that she was in trouble, stuck out her tongue, quickly helped Xiao Jingqi up, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry!" I didn't mean to! ”
Not only did Xiao Jingqi not get angry, but looked at me curiously and asked a question that made me extremely embarrassed: "Zhang Nan, what do you smell like there?" ”
Hearing Xiao Jingqi's words, I can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
It's too embarrassing.
What can be the taste, it must be the taste of men.