At dinner, my dad asked me about Xiaoqin again.

Since he was slapped by Aunt Ren, half of his face is swollen like a pig's head, and now he can only eat porridge for every meal. A few days ago, I happily ate the sea cucumber stewed bamboo shoots chicken made by Aunt Ren, and the retribution came really fast.

I repeatedly stressed that nothing happened to Xiaoqin and me, but my father firmly refused to believe it.

He gestured to the school uniform, trousers, and jacket hanging on the balcony.

"The school uniform is so small, it's definitely not yours, right?"

"It's a little shrunk after washing." I opened my eyes and said nonsense.

"Don't fool me! Do you think I'm drunk and haven't woken up yet? Dad said angrily, "Who doesn't know that there is a difference between the uniforms of boys and girls in your school!" The stripes on the sleeves of this school uniform are red! It's a girls' uniform! weishenme will take off in our house! ”

"I didn't take it off anyway." I picked up the fried onion on my plate and took a bite and continued to talk to my dad.

"She can't take it off herself!"

Dad stared at me with that pig-headed face that couldn't be taken seriously no matter how much he looked at it, trying to make the topic between father and son serious.

"Anyway, after drying, you can return all the clothes to others, you can't wear without a school uniform, right?"

I said "uh-huh" twice, "Actually, it's summer, and this spring and autumn school uniform is not worn often." ”

"Also, those little sneakers belong to someone else, right? Give me back a piece! ”

"Okay, okay, I'll go back, Dad, concentrate on drinking porridge, drink more or you won't be full......"

"That...... Xiaolin, there are still some girls' underwear that you have to return too......"

Undergarments? Where did the underwear come from! Didn't Xiaoqin put her underwear back on or take it away?

"After you went to school that day, I found a pair of panties and a bra in the bathroom...... It looked wet, so I didn't know if I had washed it or not, so I put it in the washing machine alone and washed it again......"

Don't ask, it must be Xiaoqin's! Dad, what are you doing washing it when you're idle! It's a complete redundancy!

"Huh? Am I wrong? Dad frowned as he held the rice bowl, "Shouldn't I wash it?" Unwashed works for you? You should have said this kind of thing next time! ”

What can I do? And Dad, you're so caring, will you keep the original underwear for me next time? I said it earlier, so you can watch less H manga! Keep going like this for your learning...... Ah no, you graduated early, I mean your job...... Ah, your job itself is to sell H comics...... In short, if you continue like this, how can you spend a colorful and wonderful life!

"Hmm...... I've heard that a lot of girls nowadays have a habit of cleanliness, and they won't want anything that an uncle like me has touched, so I put two pieces of underwear in the washing machine with chopsticks, how about it, I'm careful, right? ”

Hmph, I won't mind if you take it directly with your hands, it's just a triangular piece of fabric, why make it rare and sacred?

"But yes, the pair of chopsticks used to hold underwear, I forgot to put it there later, maybe the pair you are holding in your hand is ......"

Nima, I'm squirting out of my rice! I said, "How can these chopsticks smell of rain"? Dad, do you dare to say that you are careful? It's not uncommon to with girls' underwear, and I've evolved to eat with girls' underwear!

Dad was glared at by me, and he felt embarrassed.

"Anyway, it's all washed and dried, and you can return it to others sometime...... By the way, don't say that I washed it, lest people hate it, and you just say that you washed it. ”

I managed to finish dinner with a pair of chopsticks, but I still felt a strange taste in my mouth.

In the evening, I decided to go out for a run, and lately I only run around Dongshan Lake once a morning, which I always find very enjoyable.

Recently, the weather has been unusual, the weather has been changeable, it is still hot during the day, and the wind is blowing again at night, so I feel that I had better wear long pants.

Then my dad told me that he was idle at home and washed several pairs of my trousers.

Dad, you're taking revenge! You were beaten by Aunt Ren because of me, do you think I'm more cheating, so you have to do something to cheat your son to fight back?

"Weishenme doesn't wear that set of Qingzi School uniforms?" Dad reminded me.

"I saw you wear it once last time, and I feel pretty handsome."

As I said, I haven't worn that coffee-colored suit for a long time.

Compared with the spring and autumn school uniforms of the twenty-eighth middle school, this set of clothes is made of exquisite materials and cut decently, although the frustration of the Xingxing is not attractive and valuable, but if a person with muscles on my body wears it, it is still quite heroic.

And the top of this school uniform is relatively short, the advantage of this design is: I feel that my legs have become longer after wearing it, which is a great special attribute!

So before heading out, I looked in the mirror against the toilet door for the first time.

It's really a person who relies on clothes and horses and saddles, and I feel like I'm a lot less threatening, and if I can soften my gaze, even if I tell others that I'm a good person, maybe someone will believe me, right?

After I made it clear that my dad wouldn't go out tonight, I didn't bring anything with me and went out for a run empty-handed.

After running 200 meters aimlessly,I thought to myself, since I wore the school uniform of Qingzi School Park,Just blend into Qingzi School Park by the way,It's good to see Amy's recent situation.,Peng Thos, who hurt me lightly, also has something to say.。

I arrived outside the VIP building in Qingzi School Park, just in time for Peng Thos watering the flowers with a watering can, looking very leisurely.

Huh? You're a retired killer, current bodyguard, and now you're a gardener again! You almost killed me, do you know? There is still leisure to water the flowers? Are you worthy of my unjust soul who has been beaten to death by Aunt Ren in a parallel universe?

"These sunflowers don't bloom until July or August, so don't forget to come and see them!" ”

What is it bad to grow Nima, but she actually grows sunflowers! The radius of chrysanthemums can't satisfy you, do you have to plant an enhanced version of sunflowers! I wish I could come over and eat all the plants that Penthos was taking care of with a smile!

"If you're here to find Miss Emily, she's not in a good place to see people right now, and the therapist is giving her a full body massage." Penthos said and looked at the watch on his wrist, "In another half an hour......

"No, I don't have anything to do with her, it's just an accident, and I'll leave if it's inconvenient for her." I said, "Don't tell Amy I've been here!" ”

I raised my legs to leave, but I saw 004 and 005 coming out of the VIP building, and as they walked, they were very unconvinced to exchange something, of course, in English.

"How?" I laughed, "Are they discussing how to defend against Celery's Burst?" This is a Chinese martial art with a long history......"

Penthos shook his head, "It's true that they're afraid to kick the crotch, but they're talking about bugging now......"

Speaking of which, the Black Death lowered his voice.

"Actually, Miss Emily's rain boots have a miniature bug in it, and there are also bugs in other places, 004 and 005 used bugs outside the door to monitor the situation in the house that day, but I don't know what's going on, the signal is interfered with......"

"Interference? Are your bugs a bargain? "As soon as I said that, I felt ridiculous.

"I'm not an expert in electronics, but in that case, it seems like you have a bug with a similar frequency in your house that is interfering with us - are you being spied on?"

Hey? Hey, hey!!??? weishenme: I have another bug in my house! My dad and I are not special people, so why should we set up advanced bugging devices to listen to them? Could it be the husband of the woman who almost filmed the "Chinese Amateur Series" with her father? That's not right! Then her husband's efficiency is too high! If there is really such a high efficiency, it would be nice not to install a bug and just go to catch the rape!

If it's not for eavesdropping on my dad, is it for eavesdropping on me? What do I have to eavesdrop? No one should have a motive to eavesdrop on me?

Wrong! If you think about it, there is one person who has such a motive.

Isn't it Xiaoqin! She can't wait to sleep listening to my voice every day!

If it was Xiaoqin's bugging, when and where did she install it?

――Do you need to ask? She has only been to my house once, and that is the time when she brought the sea cucumber stewed bamboo shoots and chicken in a large rice cooker!

That rice cooker is still in my kitchen, and I haven't had time to return it to her!

Could it be that the bugging device is in the rice cooker? Is it actually a malicious intention to bring me food, in order to spy on my daily privacy?

The time Amy slept at my house was a pure accident without warning, but Qin said that she was telepathic and climbed outside the building on a pouring night to peep inside the house, as if she knew Amy was at my house in advance.

If you link all the clues together, Xiaoqin must have put a bugging device in my house!

What does Conan and Kanedaichi say in the manga? By the way, there is only one truth, swear in my grandfather's name: the bug is in that rice cooker that is too big to speak! And I heard that long-distance bugging is very battery-intensive, she uses the rice cooker as a carrier, and she must also plan to take the opportunity to deliver the rice to take the rice cooker back and change the battery!

Celery, you've gone too far! Even my daily privacy has to be eavesdropped, and you have done anything to chase me down!

What should I do? Poke Qin's trick to her face? Let her swear on her knees never again?

No, it is estimated that it will not work very well. I should have deliberately said something into the bugging device that would make her sad, such as telling my dad that "Xiaoqin is just using it as a spare tire, and playing with her will get rid of her", so that her favorability towards me will be greatly reduced?

After making up my mind, I was filled with liliang again, and I even felt that I had become the master of the universe.

Just then I heard a dog bark, and Obama sprang out of the middle of the plant, rubbing affectionately at my feet, and grimacing to eat.

Although this husky is stupid and stupid, it is fortunate that it has a docile personality, and even if it is not chained, it will not hurt anyone. It's been a long time since I've played with Wang Xingren, and I'm a little itchy.

So I asked Penthos if he could let me take Obama out for a while.

Penthos thought about it cautiously, nodded in agreement, and gave me a thick chain for me to keep the dog on a leash.

"This dog knows its way very well, and Miss Emile has relied on it many times to find her home, so don't worry too much if you get separated from it, maybe it will run back on its own - just don't let it bite the child, it doesn't like to be touched, as far as I know, except Miss Emile, it doesn't get angry if you touch it."

I put the dog collar around Obama's neck and he was very submissive and seemed to know that someone was going to take him out to play, so he wagged his tail very excitedly.

"In an hour at most, I'll get Obama back!"

I waved goodbye to Peng Thos,Lead the dog out of the school gate of Qingzi School Park,Because I came out of the VIP building,The security guards dressed as the Flying Tigers in Qingzi School Park didn't dare to do much,But many students wearing the same school uniform looked at me from afar,I don't know where I am.

Obama and I, with a total of six legs, ran down the road with less car exhaust.

The dog's physical strength is so good, I guess even if I get tired of running, it won't get tired. So I slowly switched to a walk, and Obama followed with a blank look on his face.

Inadvertently, I walked to a convenient small square paved with colorful stone bricks, and there were a lot of fitness equipment on both sides of the square, which were the favorites of the old man and old lady, and some people were having fun with their grandchildren.

This square is not far from the Love Pet Hospital, I have been here with Xiaoding a few times, because it is mainly women and children who come here, we have given this square a nickname "Women and Children Square".

Tonight, under the bright street lamp, I am far from the only one walking the dog.

The white Satsuma, the brown sausage, the yellow Hiromi, and the gray Jingba, all of them are extremely happy, being led or led by the owner, circling in the square, and the dogs barking and laughing endlessly.

But all the dogs refused to approach the person under the street lamp, and kept a distance of more than 10 meters from that person very tacitly, so that with the street lamp as the center, the radius of 10 meters became a forbidden area for dogs, as if that person was a dog terminator, and once he stepped into the radius, he would be brutally killed with a shotgun.

Wearing the long skirt of the school uniform of the 28th Middle School, the squad leader stood with his back against the street lamp, hanging from each other, in his happy square pet party, she, an outsider, could only watch from afar, and even took a step closer was a luxury that she dared not think.

She just had such an expression of being abandoned by Shijie, and every long hair that moved with the wind was telling about the loneliness and coldness of the air raid, and I didn't even notice it when I came to the square.