Chapter 75: Kissing Contest
"Hey, don't cry, if you're not happy, I'll go to Nanshan City and help you flatten him." Tang Shuai gently wiped the tears from the corners of Nan Yajing's eyes with his hand.
"You dare." Nan Yajing said: "What did we say last night? Don't do anything to hurt my dad. β
"Yes, yes, then you should be obedient and stop crying."
"Scum." Suddenly, Nan Yajing threw herself into Tang Shuai's arms, not only did she not stop crying, but she cried even more.
"He's my dad, how can he do that, how can he? Why, why is this happening. I've never had good luck in my life, not even once. Scum, I'm so uncomfortable, really uncomfortable. β
"Hey, hey, how can you call your boyfriend a scumbag all day and night. Who said you haven't had good luck, and if you meet such a good boyfriend, isn't it considered good luck? Tang Shuai said.
"Phew, I'm unlucky to run into you."
"Unlucky? Okay, dare you say that, want to be spanked? β
"Hey, you dare. Yes! It hurts, dead scum, you hit me again. β
"yes, I'll hit you. In the future, I will often spank your elastic buttocks, and kiss your seductive little lips every day. Tang Shuai said, bowed his head directly, and kissed Nan Yajing on the lips.
Nan Yajing didn't expect Tang Shuai to kiss her suddenly, which was seen by passers-by. So she began to struggle, but Tang Shuai hugged her tightly, and she couldn't break free.
"Hey, three, three." Tang Shuai kissed Nan Yajing's lips and did not part. And he made the sound through his nose, which was a little faint, but he could hear it clearly.
After Nan Ya listened quietly, she didn't argue, and obediently closed her eyes. When kissing, Tang Shuai kept trying to get Nan Yajing to respond to him, but Nan Yajing clenched her teeth tightly. No matter how provocative Tang Shuai was, she didn't open her mouth and didn't give Tang Shuai any response. So it was today and it was the same last night.
In this way, Nan Yajing did not refuse Tang Shuai, and only asked because of last night's agreement. But in reality, her psychology is not too reluctant. The woman didn't give a response, and Tang Shuai didn't feel interesting. After trying hard for a while, he didn't pry Nan Yajing's teeth open. Eventually, he gave up.
Lip splitting.
"Sister Nan, how about you give me a response."
"What more do you want? I didn't resist anymore. Do you want me to respond to you, the tongues of the two intertwined? Such a disgusting thing, what would I do with you? Tang Shuai, sue you, don't go too far. Take it if you see it, otherwise you ......"
"Alright, alright, don't say it. Let's go, come with me to a place. β
"Where to go?"
"Let's go." With that, Tang Shuai took Nan Yajing's hand and left.
"Slow down, slow down, I can't keep up with you."
"I'll hold you."
"No, you can just go slower."
"Okay then." Tang Shuai slowed down and took Nan Yajing's hand, and the two of them walked quietly on the street like this. Looking at it this way, it is really an enviable couple.
An hour later.
"Tang Shuai, after walking for an hour, you will bring me here? I'm not in the mood to play this boring game with you here, it's noon now, and I'm going to dinner. "The place where Tang Shuai brought Nan Yajing here is a square, and there is nothing in this square. But today is a little different, most of the people here are couples. Because here, today is a kissing contest.
"Sister Nan, let's participate in this. You see, there's still an hour to start. As long as you are a couple, you can sign up. You see, after signing up, there is also a free lunch to eat. Finally, the winner was a two-person trip to the beach. Let's get this win, let's go to the beach together, okay? Tang Shuai said.
"Not good." Nan Yajing said: "You have to relax, we have money." Where to go? Both domestically and abroad. My dad made a deal with me, but before that, I spent whatever I wanted. I'm going on a trip out there, there's no need to kiss here in front of hundreds or thousands of people like you scumbag. And you see, people from several TV stations are there. If this is dialed out, it will be kissing you in front of a national audience, and I don't want it. β
"We're boyfriend and girlfriend."
"Yes and what? It's boyfriend and girlfriend, do I have to kiss you in front of so many people? β
"Wouldn't it? Sister Nan, but I want to participate in this competition. You see, if one party hugs the other and kisses, whoever reduces the holdings for the longest time is the winner. With my ability, I can hold you and kiss for as long as I can. We participated, and we won. There is a free lunch, plus a beach tour for two, don't be in vain. And we're all here, so let's just participate. Sister Nan, this can be regarded as leaving you a little memory. Tang Shuai said.
"Think beautifully." Nan Yajing said, in fact, to be honest, Nan Yajing was already a little moved. That's right, I don't have many days to live. And the most painful thing is to have sex with a disgusting guy before you die. If there is no way to avoid this, it is better to leave a little memory with this boyfriend you identify with now. At least when he dies, he will not have any regrets, at least he has been in love.
But now that there are people around here, Nan Yajing is really a little embarrassed to kiss in front of so many people.
"Hey, what do you mean? Do you discriminate against homosexuals? What kind of society is it now? You even look at us with colored glasses? We just love each other, what's wrong? Why can't we sign up? You only said that you were a couple, but you didn't say that you had to be heterosexual. Do you discriminate against homosexuals? At this moment, Tang Shuai heard a girl's roar from the registration point.
It seems that a pair of lilies went to sign up and were rejected, which was nothing. Everyone likes this kind of thing, and Tang Shuai won't care about it. But listening to this voice, it is all too familiar. Every night, this is the voice, under him, soothing to call her husband.
Tang Shuai and Nan Yajing walked over to take a look, Tang Shuai was really speechless. Sure enough, there is nothing wrong, this is Li Jingjing, and she pulled Le Si, and now she is arguing with the staff who signed up.
"Hurry up, give us the registration form. We're still hungry, so let's have a free lunch here. It's fast food, but it's also good to fill your stomach. Li Jingjing said.
Tang Shuai is embarrassed, this girl is too embarrassed. Didn't I give you food at home? In order to come here to eat fast food, he pulled Le Si to pretend to be a lily.
"But, but you ......" the staff was very embarrassed. Although it is true that in this society now, this homosexuality is no longer strange. But this event is a wedding company, and the purpose is to do publicity. You two lilies, can you get married in the future?
"But what? Sue sΓΉ you, the opposite sex is only for reproduction, and the same sex is the true love in the world. Li Jingjing said, kissing Le Si on the face.
Tang Shuai covered his forehead with his hand, my God, girl, how can you make my husband embarrassed. If you want to eat fast food, I'll take you to it, so you don't have to eat and drink like this.
"That's right." At this moment, two boys holding hands walked out. "Only by engaging in the foundation can we get out of the future, and the chrysanthemum is only blooming for the friends. They're a couple, aren't we? Do you discriminate against homosexuals? Why not sign us up? β
Tang Shuai was about to faint, and the two pseudo-lilies, Le Si and Li Jingjing, even led to a pair of real friends.
The staff who signed up for the "......" had no choice but to call for instructions. In the end, the organizers of the event agreed to let these two special "couples" sign up.
"Jingjing, is this really good?"
After signing up, Li Jingjing and Le Si went to get fast food.
"What's wrong? Remember what I said? Be sure to win, and be sure to get a reward for a two-person Lang beach trip. In this way, Tang Shuai and I can go to the beach together. Li Jingjing said.
"But can we win? We're all girls, we have to hold this, how long can we hold on? β
"Don't worry, I'll hold you, you don't have to bother. I want to show you the power of love. β
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Le Si was really speechless, forget it, seeing that Li Jingjing was so happy, she gave up her life to accompany the gentleman. Go to the beach with Tang Shuai, she wants to go too. But now, it seems that he can't compete with Li Jingjing. And she is not qualified to compete with her, she is Tang Shuai's real wife. Besides, Luxe didn't think they could win.
"Ahh Suddenly, Li Jingjing screamed.
"Jingjing, what's wrong?"
"Who, who touched my ass? Come out, get out. Li Jingjing roared like this, and everyone's eyes were focused.
"Wife, I just found out today that you are both male and female."
"Ahh Husband. You, why are you here? β
"Well, this ......" Tang Shuai looked at Nan Yajing next to him.
Li Jingjing also looked at Nan Yajing at this time, and suddenly, this gaze was enough to kill. Nan Yajing is a little unnatural.
"Husband, did you say that this time the two of us should participate in this competition?" At this time, Li Jingjing hugged Tang Shuai's arm, and then directly used her butt to pluck Nan Yajing next to Tang Shuai.
Le Si breathed a sigh of relief, and that would be fine. Li Jingjing and Tang Shuai participated, then they won. In this way, Li Jingjing can also get her wish, and go to the beach with Tang Shuai to roam.
"Didn't you sign up with Sisi?"
"It's okay, the three of us together, you hug the two of us." Li Jingjing said.
"Poof~" A man next to Li Jingjing was drinking water, and this sip of water squirted out directly. He looked at Tang Shuai with strange eyes. "Mud horse, this is the winner in life. These two girls are all like flowers, and then look at the real one around them, I really can't stand it. It's just that I can't find a better one, so I can only settle for this. β