Originally, I wanted to give Ye Zi a crazy French wet kiss first, and then I naively thought in my heart that maybe it was not impossible to take her down tonight.

The result is very plump in ideals, and very skinny in reality.

Before I could even touch her mouth, I was hit hard in the chest.

She elbowed me to my chest and pushed me so hard that I almost couldn't breathe and fainted on the spot.

Just when I was out of breath, Ye Zi grabbed me by the collar and said something to me that I never dreamed of: "Since I am your girlfriend this week, then I have to tell you how I used to discipline my boyfriend." One, from now on, only me, not any woman. If only you were with me. I found you looking at other women on the street, hum...; …; Beware of all your time wasting the week in the hospital. ”

, this is a sign of a female man's domineering side leak!

Before I could reply, Ye Zi continued: "Second, from now on, you will take care of the laundry and cooking at home. The clothes were not washed and the food was not to my liking. The punishment was as follows, the clothes were not washed, and the squatting horse was not allowed to move for two hours. The meal was not to my liking and was redone. Three...; …; ”

When Ye Zi said this, he suddenly changed his words and asked, "By the way, where is your wallet?" ”

I didn't know what I was thinking, so I took out my wallet and handed it to her, "Here it is!" ”

Ye Zi took the wallet and opened it. She first turned my wallet upside down, then stuffed my ID card and student ID into my wallet, and finally pulled out a five-dollar piece from my large hundreds of dollars and put it in my wallet, and finally handed it to me.

Immediately afterward, she continued: "Three, from now on, you only have five yuan of pocket money every day. You can choose to use the five dollars to play for two hours, or you can choose to use the five dollars to have breakfast. ”

"Ahh …; "I was dumbfounded.

Just now, I thought that this week must be the most wonderful week in my life, after all, even if I didn't make it with Ye Zi, it should be a very good memory for the two of us in the future.

But then I realized that this week was the end of my world.

"Five, how about five dollars!" I asked weakly.

You must know that when my family was so difficult last year, my father gave me two or three hundred yuan a month. On average, there is at least nearly ten yuan of pocket money every day. But now that he is Ye Zi's boyfriend, he only has five yuan a day.

"Isn't five dollars enough for breakfast?" Ye Zi said coldly: "I only spend three yuan for breakfast every day, and two buns are just right!" ”

"Hey, hey...; …; Plus, add five more pieces! "I started haggling.

Ye Zibai glanced at me and took out five yuan from my wallet. Originally, I thought she was distressing about me and was going to give me a change of ten yuan, but it turned out to be...; …; After she took the five pieces out of my purse, she put three pieces instead of a ten-dollar one.

But...; …; I'll go to your uncle's, these three are all in one.

"Still want to bargain?" Ye Zi smiled proudly: "If you can't stand me, or we will terminate it early now!" You know, I'm very good to my brother, and I'll give you as much pocket money as you want every day. ”

Hearing Ye Zi say this, I was stunned.

I know very well that if I can't carry it in just one week, Ye Zi will definitely not give me any hope in the future.

At the same time, I also secretly made a decision in my heart, no matter how Ye Zi made things difficult for me this week, I must endure it.

Isn't it just a week, I've been in prison for half a month, can this week be more sad than going to prison?

Thinking of this, I hurriedly said to Ye Zi: "Hehe, enough is enough, three yuan is enough, I have saved a lot, maybe I can save a little bit of these three yuan every day!" ”

I said this because I suddenly remembered that Ye Zi invited me to have a supper and asked me whether to eat fried rice noodles or fried rice noodles. And Ye Zi is really very saved, and he has even reached the point where he is very harsh on himself.

"Hmph...; …; A smug smile appeared at the corner of Ye Zi's mouth: "What time did you talk about it just now?" ”

"No. The third point...; …; No, there won't be more, right? I asked weakly.

"What? There are a lot of rules for being my boyfriend, right? Ye Zi smiled playfully: "Why don't you give up as soon as possible?" ”

Seriously, it's been a long time since I've seen Ye Zi smile so playfully and cutely.

Looking at her so playful and cute at this time, I turned my heart to the side and let the storm come more violently: "I won't give up, in a week." I must make you willing to be my girlfriend. Tell me, I remember how many more! ”

"Hmph...; …; Ye Zi pursed her lips and smiled: "Four, from now on, you must call me dear after seeing me." ”

Damn, this requirement is okay. It's no problem to call me wife or wife.

I quickly nodded.

"Five, every night when I go to sleep, stand by my bed for two hours. If I'm not asleep after two hours of walking, you'll have to keep standing! ”

"Ahh …; Ten thousand. What if you lose sleep one day? ”

"Your little brother used to do this, since we graduated from college, we rented a house together, and he had to squat beside my bed for two hours every day while I was sleeping, why, you can't do it?"

"It can be done, it can be done!" I quickly nodded. I thought, Ye Zi loves Xia Xiaotian so much, I have to do better than Xia Xiaotian.

"Sixth, starting tomorrow morning, wake me up at half past five in the morning and go out for a night run with me at half past nine in the evening. Especially in the morning, you have remembered to me that when you wake me up at half past five, you must whisper my dear in my ear, and you must not scare me too loudly, but let me wake up slowly. If you don't wake me up at half past five, we'll finish early! ”

Ye Zi finished speaking. I actually danced in place playfully.

Although it was only a short folk dance, the way she twisted her waist and danced was so beautiful.

After dancing for a short while, she stopped and stretched, and then said lazily: "Oh, since Senior Brother Xiaotian got sick, it's been a long time since I didn't have an alarm clock. Wake up to an alarm clock every day. It's really annoying...; …; ”

It was also at this moment that I suddenly realized that Ye Zi had set so many rules for me just now, and it was probably because he wanted to find Xia Xiaotian's shadow from me.

Although I didn't want to be a substitute for Xia Xiaotian, I suddenly felt that she was worth it, not for anything else, just because I really felt sorry for her, just because she had never danced in front of me. I would love to see her dance for me often in the future, because I know that only the people she loves can see her dance.

Ye Zi saw that I was stunned and didn't say anything, and glanced at me again: "What, are you afraid that you won't be able to get up in the morning?" ”

"It's not...; …; I shook my head stupidly and said with a wicked smile: "Hehe, what if your sleeping position is too a**, and I can't help but take advantage of you when I call you in the morning?" "I deliberately asked this to test Ye Zi, if I launched a surprise attack on her, would she blame me.

Ye Zi's answer made me feel very painful: "You can take advantage of me, if you want to spend this week in the hospital, you can come to my room tonight and take advantage of me." ”

"How could I be that kind of person!" I hurriedly said seriously: "We have known each other for so long, and you don't know who I am." ”

I definitely can't beat Ye Zi if I fight, how dare I take advantage of her.

After that, Ye Zi told me a lot of rules in a rambling manner, adding up to nearly twenty in total. I'm so drunk.

But to put it mildly, the rules in front of her are actually not terrible, and the most terrible thing is the last one: from now on. In addition to the rules I mentioned earlier, the last rule is that you must do whatever I tell you to do!

By the time she said the last rule, I was even a little hopeless about the outcome of the week.

But I'm not going to give up, I'm ready to do what she says.

But what I didn't expect was that after Ye Zi finished telling me the last rule, he immediately said to me: "Okay, now you go to see Xin Yi!" Remember, Xin Yi is in a special situation, we need to approach her to find out what Xin Zhan wants to do to you. Therefore, if Xin Yi wants to take the initiative to take advantage of you, except that she is not allowed to kiss you, touch you, and sleep with you. Other things can be done. ”

"Big sister...; …; I was about to collapse: "Xin Yi and I had that kind of relationship, once I told her that I had broken up with Su Yuhan, do you think she could do something to me?" The main thing is, what are you just talking about? Except that she was not allowed to kiss me, touch me, or sleep with me, she could do everything else. Do you think there's anything else you can do? ”

"Looks like you can't do it, or else...; …; ”

Of course I knew what Ye Zi wanted to say next, so I quickly interrupted her: "Okay, okay, I can do it!" I can't go! ”

In this way, I succumbed to Ye Zi's obscenity, first went back to the dormitory to take my things home, then took a shower and changed into clothes, and hurriedly went out to find Xin Yi.

But when I was about to go out, Ye Zi explained to me again, asking me not to forget to run with her at half past nine.

It was seven o'clock in the evening. That is, I had to rush back in two and a half hours.

When I walked to the door of the community, I suddenly remembered that I only had three yuan in my pocket, how could I go to find Xin Yi. So I hurriedly called Ye Zi to talk about it. Ye Zi's answer was very warm: "Xin Yi likes you so much, won't you make a phone call to tell her that you have no travel expenses, and ask her to wait at the door of the house to help you pay the taxi fare?" ”

Nima, this is simply an iron rooster, even greedy for travel expenses. If I continue like this, I'll be treated like an iron rooster.

But I had no choice but to call Xin Yi cheekily and say that I was going to her house and ask her to give me the exit fee at the door of the house.

What I didn't expect was that Xin Yi already knew about my breakup with Su Yuhan. As soon as she heard what I said, she immediately cried: "Woo...; …; Wu Qiang, thank you. In fact, I already knew that you had broken up with Su Yuhan, and I never called you, I just wanted to wait for you to take the initiative to come to me! Wu Qiang, I didn't expect my happiness to come so quickly and so suddenly. Wu Qiang, where are you now, I'll drive over to pick you up right away. ”

Xin Yi's words were completely crying, and they were the kind of crying and crying.

At this moment, I suddenly hesitated. Am I doing the right thing?

Although her father is probably not a good person, and her father did all the murder of Ye Zi and me, Xin Yi is innocent. Is it really good that I cheated on her feelings like this?

At that time, I didn't have time to think about it, so I quickly replied to Xin Yi and told Xin Yi about my location.

It wasn't long before Xin Yi drove the eye-catching Ferrari to pick me up.

As soon as I sat in the co-pilot and closed the door, Xin Yi immediately showed a bright smile: "Wu Qiang." I'm ready, are you ready? ”

"Accurately, what are you going to prepare?" I was confused.

"Hee-hee...; …; Xin Yi smiled sweetly: "I'm ready to love you vigorously!" Love until the sky is wasted and old, love until the sea is dry and rotten! ”

Emma, she has a grudge against the words "old in the wilderness" and "rotten in the sea", right? Either wait until the old sea is rotten, or love until the old sea is rotten. This, this makes me really anxious.

But fortunately, Xin Yi's next sentence made me feel a lot more at ease: "Hehe, Wu Qiang, don't be so afraid of me, okay." I know you haven't gotten used to me yet, and I can tell you don't love me for a while. But don't worry, although I love you to the point of madness. But I won't push you too hard, I can accompany you to get used to me slowly. I'm sure as long as you give me a little time, I'll make you fall in love with me. ”

Nima, how do you feel that this is exactly the same as what Ye Zi said to me.

Why am I trying to love on both sides?

Thinking of this, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration, so I quickly used Ye Zi's method to say to Xin Yi: "Xin Yi, since you can see that I don't love you for the time being, why don't we both give each other a chance, let's go along for a week first, okay?" ”

I would say this to Xin Yi, it was because I thought in my heart that if Ye Zi rejected me after a week, and Xin Yi really moved me, then I could only be with Xin Yi.

It was a week later that I found out that this would be the worst decision of my life!