Chapter 69: Masturbation
By the time Wen San and Uncle Lewd finished discussing the "academic issues", it was close to lunch, so the three of them unanimously decided to go drinking and masturbating.
The three of them arrived at a food stall near Hedong leisurely, and it was already one o'clock in the afternoon.
"Boss, here are ten skewers of big kidneys, fifty skewers of mutton, thirty skewers of fish balls, ten skewers of leeks, thirty skewers of gluten, twenty roasted oysters, and three bottles of Zephyr wine."
Wen San has always been more professional in eating, and before he could sit down, he blurted out a series of dishes that he had already been familiar with.
"Derre!"
The boss is a dark and simple middle-aged man, estimated to be forty years old, with perennial smoky barbecue traces on his hands, which is even more ravines in this cold early winter season, and it is not easy to maintain this hard livelihood of getting up early and being greedy for darkness.
After about ten minutes, the skewers ordered by several people were served one after another, and three bottles of Zephyr wine and a few glasses were also put on the table by a middle-aged woman in her early forties.
The middle-aged woman is not very beautiful, with a simple and kind attitude unique to ordinary peasant women, and her eyes are very bright, but there are a few traces of deep sorrow.
It may be difficult for ordinary people to see the faint sadness deliberately hidden in the eyes of this middle-aged woman at a glance, but Yi Shuihan, who has begun to emerge in Taixian County, is no longer the stunned young man he was at the beginning, and he has seen a lot of intrigue and done a lot of things along the way, not to mention that he has now become a qi practitioner and has an almost instinctive keen intuition for people's hearts.
Of course, Yi Shuihan's attention is only that, he is not compassionate enough to roar and pull out a knife to help when he encounters injustice, and then help people to send the Buddha to the west to solve problems for others, and then to send the Buddha to the west to solve problems, and to take away a cloud without taking away a cloud, and at the end, he has to add the line "What is the effort of raising your hands" that sounds like a thief pulling the wind and pretending to be 13 as a conclusion.
Life is not a martial arts novel, there are not so many heroes who are loyal to their livers and courage to sacrifice themselves for others to come and roar when they see injustice, and there are so many unfortunate people in the whole world, no matter how powerful they are, it is impossible to manage them, this is the business that Guanyin Bodhisattva of great compassion and compassion for all beings in the South China Sea should care about, and it is not the turn of ordinary people to worry about the sky.
Moreover, from the perspective of a qi practitioner, Guanyin Bodhisattva, who gave up the Buddhahood for the sake of purifying sentient beings, is just a relatively advanced qi practitioner.
The wine and food were all together, and the three of them each poured a glass of West Wind wine and began to move their chopsticks, Yi Shuihan was still relatively reserved, and he didn't see how to be too rude when eating, on the other hand, the situation of the lewd uncle and Wen San on the other side instantly became completely different, the obscene uncle's gobbling appearance probably came from his long-term living habits, and Wen San was mostly because of his increasingly thick and bloated figure.
"!"
After Wen San chewed the dozen or so lamb skewers in his mouth with difficulty, he raised the wine glass on the table and said to Yi Shuihan and Uncle Lewd.
"! Good brothers! ”
Yi Shuihan responded, and the obscene uncle raised the wine glass on the table, and after the three of them touched the glass heavily, they raised their heads almost synchronously and drank the west wind wine in the cup.
Yi Shuihan is not a particularly good talker, he can't say the fleshy words with a lotus flower, and he doesn't disdain to spend his time on this kind of flashy trick like an attic in the air, but this does not mean that he does not have a lewd uncle and Wen San in his heart, on the contrary, Yi Shuihan recognizes these two brothers from the bottom of his heart, and really treats them as his own family, otherwise it is impossible to fight and drink with them all day long.
"Come again!"
Yi Shuihan was in high spirits, smiled heartily and said loudly, wine helps others, and only in front of his good brother can he take off his mask defenselessly, and laugh and scold his face.
Before, whether it was facing the Wang family father and son who were proud of the spring breeze in the political arena, or the Yellow Sea where the shopping mall was like a fish in water, or Shen Wansan Xu Guoguo and others who made him sit on pins and needles on his back, he had to wear a heavy and indifferent mask to deal with it, for fear that if he was not careful, he would let his previous efforts be wasted and let the blood of the brothers of the Emperor Society be spilled in vain.
Yi Shuihan never felt that he could become a qi practitioner and be unscrupulous in this hidden dragon and crouching tiger in the rivers and lakes, covering the sky with one hand, even if he stabbed this rivers and lakes upside down, no one dared to come out to stop it, this is unrealistic, the ghost knows how many big fish and giant crocodiles are hidden in this seemingly lifeless rivers and lakes.
And when Xuanyuan preached to him, he had vaguely reminded him that this river and lake is not simple now, although the earth is in the era of the end of the law has long lost its glory, but there may not be no fish that have slipped through the net under the torrent, maybe in addition to those few old guys who have been famous since ancient times and have not walked out of the earth to prove immortality, there are also some powerful characters left.
Moreover, the era of the end of the law is not 100% impossible to practice, but the difficulty is much more difficult than the era of abundant spiritual energy in ancient times, and the strength of the qi practitioners who worked hard in this cruel environment is often more terrifying, and there are many precedents for the geeks who simply enter the Tao with martial arts since ancient times, so Yi Shuihan never thinks that he is the only lucky person in this era of the end of the law.
It is an indisputable fact that the ancient powers who have long been famous are still on the earth, this is what Xuanyuan said to Yi Shuihan personally, it can't be faked, Xuanyuan has no reason and can't deceive him, a mortal.
But it's no wonder that today's earth is peaceful and calm, and those hands and eyes are not able to be so low-key even if they are not visible, so that those ordinary people have long forgotten that there was a profession of qi practitioner in those glorious and majestic historical years.
Yi Shuihan once seriously thought about this problem late at night, except for those who really have transcendent things and look down on the ideological realm of Hongchen, nine times out of ten it is because those countries with profound roots have unimaginable terrifying means, so terrifying that even those powerful people with hands and eyes have to be afraid, so that they dare not mess around as they want.
Of course, these are just Yi Shuihan's personal speculations, as for how much of them are true and how false they are, they have to be confirmed by time, but it is probably a sure thing that the country has a core team of qi practitioners in its hands, and the rulers of the countries with such scarce resources will inevitably hold it firmly in their hands.