"Yo? Isn't this General Xiao? Come here~~~ There is a long way to welcome!! ”

Coming out of the palace, Xiao Xiaoxiao didn't say a word, didn't bring a change of clothes, and went straight to the Guozhang Mansion.

Xiao Xiaoxiao clapped his hands, and the guards followed up with a few large boxes, threw them directly in front of the national master, and retreated behind Xiao Xiaoxiao.

This posture is afraid that the old man will live too long and can't be scared to death.

"You, you, General Xiao, what are you doing here? Although the old man does not have any official position, he is also the head of the country, how can you be presumptuous? ”

The old man is old, and he probably doesn't know who the person who came today is. Xiao Xiaoxiao sat down with a big grin, and sneered coldly in his heart: Bad old man, the more presumptuous ones are still to come!!

But this can be regarded as a heartfelt word, Xiao Xiaoxiao will not say it stupidly.

"Hey, what are you talking about? Xiao Xiao came here today, purely as a gift, Lala is homely, but his subordinates are all reckless, if you provoke Lord Guozhang, don't blame it!! ”

Hearing Xiao Xiaoxiao's tone, it was okay, and Xiao Xiaoxiao's subordinates were indeed reckless, so it was not good for the old countryman to worry about anything with Xiao Xiaoxiao. After all, when people come to give you gifts, you can't still kick them out, can you?

"Oh? If there is no merit, why does General Xiao want to give the old man a gift? ”

The old man sat down pretendically, and he didn't care about what he said, but those eyes were already glued to the box.

Xiao Xiaoxiao silently appreciated the countless white eyes of the old man, grandma is a bear, pretending, pretending hard!!

Before co-authoring, he used his birthday to ask for gifts for the officials of the DPRK and China, didn't you?

What Xiao Xiaoxiao hates the most is people who say one thing and do another, especially if the old national master is still the best among them, it is even more difficult to fall into Xiao Xiaoxiao's eyes.

In addition, Xiao Xiaoxiao was angry with the queen today, and he must have to come back. Otherwise, could it still be Xiao Xiaoxiao?

"No, it's not that I thought that my aunt and grandmother had lived to be twenty-two years old and hadn't married yet, but as a result, I had wronged several sons in the Guozhang Mansion, and I actually wanted to help finish my aunt's and grandmother's single life. That's why I came here to thank you. ”

Not to mention that people marry daughters-in-law to pay a bride price, it's good to Xiao Xiaoxiao, and he even took the initiative to send gifts, thinking that he should also know that he can't get married, so he is in a hurry to please himself, right?

Thinking of this, the national master couldn't help but feel even happier in his heart, if the man in his house married Xiao Xiaoxiao, not to mention that the soldiers and horses could get back some of the power, besides, this Xiao Xiaoxiao must follow the queen, and he can no longer block his family with the prince Lin Yeran.

This move is excellent.

Xiao Xiaoxiao glanced over, and saw the old countryman's smiling face, and the depression in his heart naturally did not need to be mentioned. But he still pretended to be very calm on his face, and asked the guards behind him to open things with a smile.

"Lord Guozhang, you can see clearly, this thing is called the Resurrection Pill, when you are half dead, you will have one, and you will immediately stretch out your legs and stare at your eyes."

I don't know if the medicine I took from Xie Yao has expired, but the expiration date is just right, so as not to waste it.

As soon as Xiao Xiaoxiao picked up the medicine in the box and showed it to the abbot, the abbot was angry, his eyes were straight, he pointed at Xiao Xiaoxiao, and said angrily: "General Xiao, what does this mean?" Why is the old man still dead!! ”

Didn't you die?

Oh, got it.

Xiao Xiaoxiao nodded, looked at Guozhang seriously, and continued: "Yes, yes, Xiao Xiao knows that you are not dead, but this person is inherently dead, and he can't escape, either today is tomorrow, or tomorrow or the day after tomorrow······· In short, it is necessary to die. ”

So, this medicine, you will use it.

Xiao Xiaoxiao said, stuffed the box into Guozhang's arms, and didn't care about it so much, and couldn't wait for someone to open another box.

As a result, when I opened it, it was full of bruises, gold sore medicines and the like, which was staggering to look at.

"That, my aunt and grandmother are a little violent, in case one day she misses her hand and does something irreparable, and I hope that a few sons in the house will not be surprised, just hide in the house and lie down and rub some medicine, well, aunt, then I am ready, these medicines are all effective."

Saying that, Xiao Xiaoxiao also took them out one by one to show the old father-in-law, and the secret meaning was obvious, if the aunt didn't control herself and accidentally committed domestic violence against your sons-in-law, please take the medicine yourself, oh, hide it.

The old man was already angry, his eyes were rolling, but looking at Xiao Xiaoxiao's meaning, it seemed that it was not over yet, he stomped his feet, and then opened the last box, pointed to the things in the box, and said with a smile: "These are all things I like to play on weekdays, indispensable things in my boudoir, and you don't know if you like it or not, but it doesn't matter, be skilled first, try, practice your hands~~~"

Practicing your hands?

The old man's face was already blue and purple.

Who the hell practiced with a meteor hammer?

Who's the hell with a knife in the boudoir?

"You, you, you're going to be angry, angry ······"

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Xiaoxiao immediately stuffed the resurrection pill into the old man's mouth, patted his chest and sighed: "Grandma knows that you have to use it, you see, you can use it on time." ”

However, Xiao Xiaoxiao forgot that if it weren't for her, the old man would be fine, and he wouldn't have needed the Rausch Resurrection Pill.

"Lord Guozhang, tell me, what if your aunt and grandmother marry the three sons in your house as male pets? Anyway, the three are all in your house, who you marry, it's not easy to explain to the other two, it's better to marry them all at once, go back to my aunt and grandmother, I will number them, what do you think? ”

Xiao Xiaoxiao has thought clearly, the three sons in the country's mansion are not greedy, and Ye Zizhou is still a beautiful man, but unfortunately he is not smart enough, he is too stupid. The other two, after Xiao Xiaoxiao thought about it, they all felt that they would not like the broken sleeve, or be liked by the broken sleeve.

Hearing Xiao Xiaoxiao say that he wanted to number the golden prince in his house, the old man didn't take a breath, and suddenly rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Tsk, I can't help but be scared, come on, go and ask for a doctor!! Speed!! ”

Xiao Xiaoxiao finished ordering her subordinates, and suddenly felt relaxed, she came today, just to give the queen a warning, who the hell is afraid that you are a grandson!!

So at this time, thinking about the fact that the old national uncle fainted and waited for it to be passed to the queen, it was estimated that it would be another trouble, so it was better to run away first.

Before Xiao Xiaoxiao could successfully run away, suddenly, there was an excited shout behind him.

"Xiao Xiao~~~~"

Xiao Xiaoxiao's foot that he had just lifted stumbled and almost didn't fall on his head.

Damn, who the hell didn't shut up the idiot at home and let it out?

Turning his head, sure enough, Ye Zizhou's stupid ······

As for why Xiao Xiaoxiao called Ye Zizhou a fool, this question can only be done, people can be stupid, but they are so stupid that they think they are cute, then they are really stupid.

As soon as Xiao Xiaoxiao remembered that Ye Zizhou was hanging around in the house in his women's clothes in the morning, he felt his heart tremble a little, fuck, he was so fucking perverted.

"Xiao Xiao, I heard that you came to the house to give a dowry gift~~~"

Ye Zizhou was young after all, and as soon as he heard that Xiao Xiaoxiao was coming, he immediately ran over excitedly, completely forgetting that he had only been tossed in the morning.

Xiao Xiaoxiao sneered coldly, "Dowry? No. ”

"None? That's okay, even if there is no dowry, I, Ye Zizhou, will marry you Xiao Xiaoxiao. ”

Ye Zizhou relied on his young age, which was still fresh meat, and fully exerted his shameless duty to the extreme, Xiao Xiaoxiao's face darkened, thinking: How can you not get your shoes wet when you walk by the river for a long time.

I knew that I had nothing to do before, so I didn't want to flirt with the women and men of good families.

Ye Zizhou didn't squirm, and as soon as he hugged Xiao Xiaoxiao's arm, he began to shake, "Xiao Xiao, don't worry, I have the dowry, how much I want, how much I give you." ”

Xiao Xiaoxiao only felt that at this moment, she wanted to cry, she was evil, she was evil!!

"Grandma doesn't need !!"

"No, Xiao Xiao, my mother said that there must be a dowry for marrying a daughter-in-law, but you have prepared the dowry, then I will prepare the dowry."

The cunning that flashed in Ye Zizhou's eyes made Xiao Xiaoxiao think it was his own delusion.

"How much is your dowry?"

Xiao Xiaoxiao slowed down, lifted Ye Zizhou's chin, and looked at him teasingly.

If it weren't for the excellent ear power, he wouldn't be able to hear, and somewhere not far away, a person's fingers clenched and his lips tensed into a line, and he didn't seem to be in a good mood.

The secret guard next to him looked at Xie Yao nervously, and asked in a low voice: "Master, my subordinates are going to slaughter that kid from Ye Zizhou!! ”

Gongzi Xie lazily raised his eyebrows and said indifferently: "Vulgar." ”

"Then, that subordinate will go down and beat him up."

"Reckless."

"Huh? Son, what do you want to be a subordinate? ”

Xie Yao lifted his eyelids, turned his head to look at Xiao Xiaoxiao in the distance, and then said in a low voice: "Beat him to death." ”

Dark Guard: "········"

"That face doesn't look very comfortable."

Secret Guard: "Yes, master, my subordinates will definitely make you unable to see his face clearly in your life." ”

Xie Yao nodded with satisfaction, feeling a little better.

Xiao Xiaoxiao made a big fuss in the Guozhang Mansion today, although she was messing around, but this is also Xiao Xiaoxiao's peculiar place, no one seems to be able to guess what she wants to do.

"Ye Zizhou, let's discuss, you let go of your aunt."

Ye Zizhou shook his head like a rattle, "No!" ”

Xiao Xiaoxiao endured the urge to run wild, and then threw Ye Zizhou out and threw him on the ground.

"Grandma reminded you, let go."

Without waiting for Ye Zizhou to get up, Xiao Xiaoxiao walked out with a black face, looked at Ye Zizhou condescendingly, and smiled with a pure and harmless face, "I forgot to say it, all men, except for my son and a certain little white face, my aunt said to let go, if you don't let go, then, I'm sorry." ”

Ye Zizhou was lying on the ground and screaming, as if he hadn't reacted yet.

"Boy, you look like this, it's better for me to smash it. I'm really sorry, I'm here today, in fact, just to bring words, even if the queen wants you to marry me, you have to pass my level, please go to my house tomorrow for selection, oh, I forgot to say, if you don't come, your current fate is probably some kind of fate for them. My aunt and grandmother are not sure if they will be unable to move for the rest of their lives. ”

After the warning, Xiao Xiaoxiao threw up his sleeves and left. Ye Zizhou's originally playful eyes instantly dimmed, staring into the distance, his face pale.

"Young Master, why are you still lying on the ground?"

Ye Zizhou snorted coldly angrily, and roared in a low voice: "Blind? Don't you see my legs full of silver pins? ”

Everyone looked at it, but it wasn't, Ye Zizhou's legs, at some point, were full of silver needles, and they looked like a hedgehog legs.