Chapter 1033: Genius

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Corn didn't take it seriously, and I didn't say anything deeper, I thought that it was so late that it was almost time to send her home, but she wanted to take me to the nearby pharmacy to buy medicine. Pinshu.com [To see the latest chapters of this book, please go to]

"Miss, I'm just a rough person. Not as expensive as you, such a small injury, you don't need to buy medicine. ”

Corn just said: "You person, the most annoying thing is to settle accounts after the autumn, and move out at every turn how you helped me before." So in order to prevent you from saying that I was hit by a stool today because of me, I have to buy you medicine before it's over. Don't trouble me in the future! ”

"Hey, I said you, then according to what you say, murder pays for life, and after killing someone, the murderer is dragged out and shot. Then the victim's family can be relieved? Is this a matter of two clear? ”

Corn snorted coldly and said, "I don't listen to your nonsense here!" What you're best at is sophistry! ”

At first glance, the word "nonsense" is a little inappropriate to come out of the mouth of a beautiful woman like corn, but when you say it, the soft female voice of corn has a bit of the charm of a water town in the south of the Yangtze River, which makes me fascinated.

I had already arrived at a nearby pharmacy with Corn, and I didn't expect her to be quite professional, so I told the salesperson that I wanted Yunnan Baiyao and Panax notoginseng pills, one for external use and the other for internal use. [ Lots of good]

When we left the pharmacy, it was already dark. I asked her, "Xiaomi, are you hungry?" Why don't you invite me to dinner? ”

"I'm hungry, and I have to treat you to dinner?"

"Hehe, why don't I invite you?"

"Let's go, I didn't have enough at noon."

"Yohe, you are a goddess, the amount of food is so big?"

"Who prescribed that the goddess should not eat a lot? Besides, can I blame me for the large amount of food? It's noon Italian food that's really not to my taste. ”

I asked with interest, "What is to your taste?" ”

"Malatang."

Is this really the goddess of D City?

After I asked again and again, Corn was sure that she was going to eat Malatang, but most of the Malatang did not have private rooms, so in desperation, I bought more than 50 yuan of Malatang, packed and went to the water bar with corn to eat, but Corn proposed to go to the beach to eat reads;

"Big sister, although it's summer now. But on this big night, it's a little cold on the beach? ”

Corn looked at me and asked, "Are you afraid of the cold?" ”

"My kidney function is so good, my firepower is so strong, how can I be afraid of cold?"

"Look at you, it's really three sentences that don't leave your old job!" Corn gave me a disdainful look and continued, "Anyway, I'm going to the beach, will you go?" ”

Faced with the request of such a beautiful woman, I have always been unable to refuse, so I stopped a car and went with her to the nearest beach.

When we got to the beach, we found chairs on the beach, not even street lamps and very few people. She took off her mask, revealing her pretty face. Read the full text of the latest chapter

She first helped me carefully spray Yunnan Baiyao, which made me feel a sense of intimacy and longing. How nice would it be if this woman was my girlfriend?

She said lightly: "Let's eat." After eating, take the medicine, and you will be able to get better in three to five days. "Yadong low row.

I suddenly remembered that I still had several doubts unsolved, so I took out the piece of paper from the auction in my pocket and asked, "Xiaomi, can you tell me what you did on this piece of paper?" Why is it so confusing? Not to mention the auctioneer, even if I don't look very carefully, I can't see the clue inside. ”

"Want to know?"

"Yes."

"Then you sing me a song, and I'll tell you when the song is good."

I gave her a blank look and said, "Is there a mistake with you?" You are a famous singer in China, you actually asked me to sing to you? ”

Corn nodded and said, "So what's the matter?" Do you sing or not? ”

"Okay, I'll sing, you say, what do you want to hear?"

Corn thought for a while and asked me, "Listen to Xiaoxue, your favorite singer is Xu Song?" ”

"Yes, even though he is an Internet singer, I really like his sentimental style. I think he's more in line with my age. ”

"What do you mean by your age? Isn't there a three-year difference between us! "The corn has a choked nose and looks very cute.

"What's wrong with being three years old? Haven't heard of the three-year-old generation? ”

"Humph! I don't bother to pay attention to you! Then you can sing me a song "Best Friend". ”

"Huh?"

"To sing or not to sing?"

Why would this girl want to listen to this song? I cleared my throat and sang, "You and her have known each other since childhood. When I was studying, I walked together every day after school, swam in the scorching sun at 38 degrees, and gossiped about who was thinner Mok Wenwei or Sun Yanzi...... But you never thought that one day she would shake your privacy to outsiders. After adding oil and vinegar to the twist, you were demonized, and in the end, even your boyfriend became her boyfriend..."

When the lyrics were sung, I couldn't help but laugh.

"What are you laughing at?"

I laughed and said, "I just laughed at the lyrics, how nice it would be if it was you and your best friend?" Both of you girlfriends are in love with me, so why don't I just sit back and enjoy the blessings of everyone and have a relationship with your sisters? ”

Corn poked my head with her finger and said, "Dream on you!" How dare you think about it? ”

"If people don't have dreams, what is the difference between them and salted fish? Okay, I've sung it all, tell me about this piece of paper, how the hell did you do it? ”

"Your dreams are big!" Corn was about to pick up a fish ball, but put it back again, put the Malatang aside, and then took out two bottles from his bag and shook them in front of me.

I took it and muttered, "What's wrong?" One bottle is anti-allergy medicine and the other bottle is cosmetics. ”

"Alas, Xiaoxue also told me how smart you are, if you want me to say, you just have no culture, it's terrible! The main ingredient in anti-allergy medicine is sodium thiosulfate, which is often referred to as baking soda. ”

"What are you allergic to? Why haven't I heard Xiaoxue say it? ”

Corn gave me a blank look and said, "Xiaoxue can tell you anything?" Can't she even tell you when I have my period? I... I'm a kiwi allergy reads;. ”

"Kiwi allergies!? Hahahaha..."I can't help but laugh, weird, I'm still the first to hear about kiwi allergies!

"Kiwi allergies, can't you? Anyway, I have the habit of carrying this anti-allergy medicine with me. The other bottle of cosmetics is acidic, sodium thiosulfate encounters acid, it will play the role of bleach, and the traces of the fountain pen can be eliminated with bleach, I put a drop of each of these two bottles on my fingers, mixed together, can't I eliminate the traces of the pen? Then I eliminated the last 0, and the first number 2, and changed it to 5. ”

Holy shit, I was so confused that I couldn't laugh, but my mouth still couldn't close, and I was shocked.

Is this corn really a genius? How could she have come up with this way!? Huaxia students' operational ability has always been criticized by others, and they have always been said to only be able to theorize and only cope with exams.

The more shocked I was, the more smug my expression became, as proud as a swan.

I asked again, "Then why did you change the first number 2 to 5?" ”

Corn took the two bottles of things in my hand back into her bag, then held the Malatang in her hand, stirred it together, and said: "When I saw you write 200 million, I was shocked, how could I really let you gamble all your fortune, just to give me a violin that is far less than that much money?" That's why I thought I'd get you a zero. But when I think about it, if you let the auctioneer see your price later, maybe those people will laugh at you, so I changed the number 2 to the number 5, even if you lose, you won't lose face, right? Fifty million is already a lot. ”

"Then aren't you afraid that Shui Yuexi's money is less than 50 million?"

Corn shrugged and said, "I don't think she should only pay 50 million, right?" If she really can't give 50 million, it will be fate. ”

"Alas, what a pity. What if she didn't give 50 million? I can take the blood of the goddess of D. ”

"What a pity, what's a pity? Then according to what you say, if she really can't give out 50 million, my first time will be discounted! From 200 million to 50 million! ”

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