Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Costume X Conference
The delicate girl in the sunset carried a young man who was selling goods all over her body, her shadow was stretched by the sunset, Mi Zixuan's snort was full of the girl's good-smelling body fragrance, and on her arm was Liang Xianyu's slippery and greasy slender jade, so comfortable that Mi Zixuan felt that his bones were a little lighter, so beautiful that he forgot that his five hundred yuan was still in Liang Xianyu's bag, and now his mind was full of content that was not suitable for children.
The pedestrians on the road looked at this pair in surprise, because Liang Xianyu was too beautiful, and Mi Zixuan was too ordinary, so ordinary that they could not be found in the crowd, and they were still wearing cheap clothes, and everyone really couldn't understand how Liang Xianyu could fall in love with such a beautiful girl as Mi Zixuan.
Mi Zixuan was not disgusted by these surprised and incomprehensible eyes, but secretly rejoiced in his heart, with a smug face, don't look at my brother's disgrace, but it's awesome, do you see? Mi Zixuan, who can take such a beautiful girl and has to stand up with his tail up, didn't think that he was just a temporary worker, which was also in line with his personality - De Se will be a while, life is just a few decades, and a second of happiness is a second.
Mi Zixuan's people who think so much are really not tired of living.
There is a pedestrian street in the county called Shangshan Road, where there are several hair salons that do well in the county, as well as clothing stores, and finally large and small restaurants.
When the two of them entered Shangshan Road, Liang Xianyu stopped and looked left and right, stretched out his hand and pointed to a hair salon named Tianjiao and said, "That's it." ”
Mi Zixuan was surprised: "You want to do hair?" After speaking, he was impatient, he was most afraid of two things in his life, one was to accompany a woman to go shopping, and the other was to accompany a woman to do her hair, and it was more uncomfortable to let him do these two things than to kill him.
Liang Xianyu shook her hair and said, "Do I still need to do hair?" It's beautiful enough. Speaking of this, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Mi Zixuan's messy hair, and said with a disgusted expression on his face: "What do you need to do, what is this?" The shape of the chicken coop is better than yours. ”
Mi Zixuan reached out and grabbed his messy hair, and stalked his neck: "This hairstyle is very good, I don't mess with my hair." ”
Liang Xianyu sneered: "Do you still want a reward of five hundred yuan?" ”
When Mi Zixuan heard the money, he immediately smiled and said, "Yes, of course, I have to." ”
Liang Xianyu stretched out his hand and pointed to the hair salon and said, "Let's go, what are you waiting for?" ”
As soon as he entered, Liang Xianyu said: "Find the best master to clean up his hair and do a style." ”
The barber looked at Mi Zixuan with some disgust, probably jealous of such a charming little beauty who accompanied Liang Xianyu by his side, but he still cleaned up his hair that was more ugly than a chicken nest for Mi Zixuan.
After tossing, Liang Xianyu's two white arms hugged his full chest and looked at Mi Zixuan, his good-looking brows furrowed, not that he was dissatisfied with the hairstylist's skills, but that the clothes on Mi Zixuan's body did not match the hairstyle.
So then Liang Xianyu took Mi Zixuan to the clothing store and bought him a new set of clothes.
As the saying goes, people rely on clothes and horses and saddles, Mi Zixuan's change of hairstyle, with a decent casual outfit, immediately skyrocketed, if he was a sloppy roadside gangster just now, then now he is more like a hospital doctor, of course, the premise is that he puts away that bad smile.
However, the evil smile on his face is very lethal to women, women are a kind of creatures that can scare cats to death when they are curious, Mi Zixuan's bad smile can arouse women's curiosity, women know that men with such bad smiles are dangerous, but they just can't help but approach this kind of man, because that danger is a fatal temptation for them.
So don't look at Mi Zixuan's appearance, but his evil smile is a flirtatious artifact, plus this guy understands women's minds very well, a mouth is as sweet as honey, and he picks up what women like to hear, there are few women in the world who he can't take.
Now Mi Zixuan didn't fool Liang Xianyu, but when he stood there, the evil smile on his face actually made Liang Xianyu look fascinated.
When Mi Zixuan saw Liang Xianyu like this, he immediately leaned over and whispered in her ear: "Isn't my brother very handsome?" Handsome enough to alarm the Party Central Committee, handsome enough to make your spring heart sprout? ”
Liang Xianyu pushed Mi Zixuan away, and said with disgust: "Still handsome enough to alarm the Party Central Committee?" Is it so handsome that this girl's heart sprouts? Mi Zixuan, do you dare to be shameless? After speaking, she pulled Mi Zixuan and said: "Let's go, I'll play the trick for a while, if you mess up the play for me, don't say that there is no reward of 500 yuan, I will tell your father when I go back that you don't know that you stole 500 yuan from there, you just wait for him to break your dog's leg." ”
Mi Zixuan's face is black, is this your attitude of begging for help? Stinky girl, you wait, I will kill you XXOO and OOXX sooner or later, after speaking, Mi Zixuan's pair of thief eyes swirled on Liang Xianyu's full breasts, and Liang Xianyu's pretty face turned crimson, so he directly gave Mi Zixuan a kick, and then turned around and left.
Mi Zixuan endured the pain and chased after him and said, "Liang Xianyu, don't think that if you are a woman, I won't beat you?" You're being careful with me, I'm not kind to you. ”
Liang Xianyu said disdainfully: "You're welcome? How do you want to be polite? Your dad, five hundred dollars. ”
As soon as Liang Xianyu said these two keywords, Mi Zixuan immediately became honest, he was not afraid of the sky and the earth, he was afraid that Liang Xianyu would sue his father.
Mi Zixuan said extremely depressedly: "Let me act, you have to tell me what occasion to attend at night, right?" ”
Liang Xianyu said helplessly: "Class reunion." ”
Mi Zixuan immediately exclaimed: "I'm rubbing, what's the matter?" You're asking me to go to the pretending conference? Don't go, don't go. "In Mi Zixuan's opinion, the class reunion is to pretend to be a conference, if you mix well, you can show your strength, and if you don't mix well, you have to pretend to mix well, you can't let people see that you are not mixing well, and you are bored.
Liang Xianyu grabbed Mi Zixuan and said viciously: "If you don't go, you have to go, go." ”
In this way, Mi Zixuan was reluctantly pulled by Liang Xianyu to the place of the party-Desheng Building.
At this time, there were already a lot of men and women gathered at the door, all of whom were Mi Zixuan's acquaintances-classmates, but no one invited him to the party, because these people were all good children, all of whom went to college, and Mi Zixuan was in the bunch of bad boys, and everyone was not all the way, so naturally no one invited him.
As soon as he saw these people, Mi Zixuan immediately pouted with disdain, in his opinion, these classmates, men like to pretend, women like to be pretentious, and they are very boring.
There is a fair-skinned, handsome, tall boy in the crowd, his name is Wu Yifeng, from junior high school to high school, and even all the way to college, he is a school grass level character, no way, he is handsome, studies well, and has money at home, such a person is intolerable if he can't be a school grass.
Wu Yifeng's white shirt and black slacks, he stood out from the crowd when he went to that station, he was surrounded by many girls who had thoughts about him, all of them were carefully dressed, and he stood beside him with unspeakable amorous and delicate charm, but in Mi Zixuan's opinion, it was more than one outfit, what kind of bird are you, don't say I know, Wu Yifeng also knows, what kind of innocent girl will this pretend? Boring!
Wu Yifeng smiled gently, and said a few words to every girl around him, not snubbing anyone, and not being too enthusiastic about anyone, which forced Mi Zixuan to give him ninety-six points, and the remaining four points were not given, because he was afraid that he would be proud.
Wu Yifeng was still holding a large bouquet of red roses in his hand and was waiting for their owners to arrive, and the girls around him knew very well who the owners of these flowers were, and they were obviously jealous to death, but they just didn't show it.
Soon the gentle smile on Wu Yifeng's face was gone, replaced by an excited smile, because he saw Liang Xianyu, as for Mi Zixuan...... Directly ignored by him.
Wu Yifeng greeted him with a flower like a prince charming, handed the flower over gently, and then said with a smile: "Xianyu, you are much more beautiful than this flower." ”
The reason why Liang Xianyu pulled Mi Zixuan to let him pretend to be his boyfriend was naturally to make Wu Yifeng die, although her trick was very old-fashioned and bloody, but I had to admit that the effect was still good, but I found the wrong person, Mi Zixuan was directly ignored by Wu Yifeng, which greatly reduced the effect of this god-level skill.
Liang Xianyu smiled politely at Wu Yifeng, and then straddled Mi Zixuan's arm and snuggled up to him like a human, and said with a sweet smile: "Wu Yifeng, I understand your kindness, but I can't ask for this rose, my boyfriend will be unhappy." ”
Liang Xianyu is undoubtedly an acting school, belonging to the kind of person who wastes if he doesn't act, Mi Zixuan is no worse than her, gently pulled out his hand to hold Liang Xianyu's slender waist, and pinched her flat lower abdomen with his hand not honestly.
Liang Xianyu naturally knew that Mi Zixuan, the bastard, was eating her tofu, and she was unhappy, but she couldn't have a seizure, and she still had to pretend to be a happy little woman in love.
Wu Yifeng's eye disease finally healed itself at this moment, and he frowned and said, "Xian Yu, what are you kidding?" Is he your boyfriend? ”
Mi Zixuan is very unhappy, what's wrong with me being her boyfriend? Am I bad? Am I not worthy of her?
At this time, everyone else also came around, and a boy with freckles on his face smiled and said: "Liang Xianyu, your joke is not funny at all, who do you fancie, it is impossible to fall in love with the big fool in our class, everyone says yes, right?" ”
Mi Zixuan not only has a eunuch nickname for Xiaomi, but also has a nickname for Dasha, his homeroom teacher gave him, it is really Mi Zixuan who doesn't learn and has no skills, he is in junior high school, and he can't do the math problems that primary school students do, so he has this Dasha nickname, and there is another one who has the same disease as him, who is the second fool, and it is not difficult to see from the nickname that he is stronger than Mi Zixuan.
The people around him immediately burst into laughter, but Mi Zixuan's face became very ugly, uncle, if I am a fool, you are not even as good as an idiot.