99. I can't bear the child and can't trap the wolf
Ji Luohan made a gesture that he wanted to reach out and hold her, but he still caught it.
"Help! Save me! And Lin Shuang's whole person panicked, and her fear of water made her only know how to struggle and call for help.
Ji Luohan looked for her voice by the pond, suppressed his anger on his handsome face, and shouted at her anymore: "Stand up!" Take a good look at where the water goes! β
Lin Shuang heard this roar, fluttered twice, and found that his feet were indeed steady, coughed to regain his center of gravity and straightened up, and was surprised to find that the water was only up to his waist.
MD, she was stunned at a loss, and suddenly felt really embarrassed and lost home. Looking at Ji Luohan again, the expression on his face was clearly laughing at her clumsy performance.
At this moment, she really wanted to bury her head in the water and never lift it again.
Anyway, she is a woman with ulterior motives in Ji Luohan's heart, and this is indeed the case. Thinking like this, she simply reached out and grabbed the edge of the pool without saying a word, and climbed a few times only to find that the pool was more slippery than expected.
She's going crazy! Why did even this pool come to bully her! And there's more!
She gritted her teeth and wanted to try again, but a pair of white and beautiful hands suddenly appeared in front of her, and it looked like Ji Luohan's cold face along the hands. Will he have this kindness?! She couldn't believe it. "No...... No need. She stuttered inexplicably, and continued to push her way up.
"Come up!" Ji Luohan didn't withdraw his hand, and urged impatiently.
"I really don't need to!" Lin Shuangcai didn't want to accept his affection.
Ji Luohan pulled the corners of his mouth and sneered, and folded his hands: "How can there be a person like you in this world who doesn't know what to do!" β
Who doesn't know what to do? Lin Shuang rolled her eyes: "I just haven't seen anyone else like you, just a little bit, like a cannon fight." β
"Good! Just be tough! Don't blame me for not warning you, there are snakes in this pool. β
Snake?! Lin Shuang is a female man's physique, and her face still changed when she heard this word. "Just make it up. I...... I won't believe it. β
Ji Luohan smiled: "If you don't believe it, you can continue to soak in it." I used to catch several of them every summer. But you don't have to worry, the water snake is not venomous, at most it is just a bite from it. β
Lin Shuang's body froze unobeyed, her back was cold, and she seemed to have sensed that some unknown object was approaching her feet and neck in the water. Seeing that Ji Luohan was about to leave in a wheelchair, she had no choice but to shout at him: "Don't go!" Pull me up! Hurry up! β
Ji Luohan secretly laughed, turned around and had a cool expression: "It's okay to let me pull you, but you have to promise me one condition." β
She knew that it was impossible for someone like him to know what helpfulness was! "On what terms?" Lin Shuang was already in a hurry.
"Listen to the sound of the pig."
"What?" Lin Shuang's eyes widened, "Ji Luohan, can you not be so naΓ―ve!" I fell to save you! β
Ji Luohan smiled disapprenously: "Did I let you save it?" β
"Nope!" Lin Shuang gritted her teeth, eager to chop her hands now.
"Young Master Ben never saves people, only pigs and dogs!" Seeing that she didn't respond for a long time, he made a gesture to leave, "You climb slowly." β
"Wait, wait, wait." Lin Shuang secretly cursed himself for being bullied by dogs in Pingyang, so he had to stop him, and let out two "hums" from his nose with a look of embarrassment.
Ji Luohan tilted his head and listened: "Can you be louder?" I couldn't hear it clearly. β
"Hmph." Lin Shuang put her hand in front of her nose to make the voice clearer.
"It's kind of like learning." Ji Luohan finally smiled proudly, and then went over and stretched out his hand.
Seeing this, Lin Shuang hurriedly shook it over, and with the help of the pull of his hand, he climbed up with difficulty. What a hell! She sat down next to Ji Luohan, and really wanted to throw him down.
No, Ji Luohan had retreated to a safe distance, and then reached out and pinched his nose in disgust: "Go and see me again after you wash it, don't make my car dirty." β
Lin Shuang realized that she was covered in mud, and the smell was really intoxicating. But who is it all about? She pushed Ji Luohan back in frustration, and then went to Steward Li to borrow a place to take a shower and change clothes. After this, Ji Luohan allowed her to get in the car and went back to Ji's house with him.
She just arrived with her front foot, and her back foot was mysteriously pulled into the room by the little peach god.
Closing the door, Xiao Tao handed her a basket: "Young grandma, come, let's try it tonight." β
What to try? Lin Shuang took out the contents of the basket for some reason, and it turned out to be bath salts, body lotion and a few bottles of perfume. She sighed, then returned the basket to her: "Little Peach, thank you." I'm in a terrible mood today, and I really don't want to take a bath. β
"Young grandma and so on." Xiao Tao grabbed her, "Have you forgotten what you told me yesterday?" I've said that I can help you. β
What did you say yesterday? Lin Shuang suddenly recalled: "Little peach." What does all this have to do with me? β
"Of course there is a relationship. The young master can't see it with his eyes now, no matter how beautiful and moving you are, he can't see it. So you can only work on your sense of smell. You see this bath salt, this body lotion, or there are several perfumes, all of which help the mood, and that fragrance is absolutely deadly. β
Lin Shuang laughed, feeling that it seemed to be reasonable, but it also seemed weird. "Where did you get these?"
"I stayed up all night to help you get it from the Internet."
"Thank you." Lin Shuang hugged her movingly, but it was still wrong when she thought about it, "But as I said, I don't really want to be with him that or that." So if I turn myself into a sweetheart, it's useless. β
"My young grandmother, if you don't become a fragrant bait, and don't arouse the young master's desire to take a bite, how can you get what you want smoothly? Could it be disemboweled? β
"That man doesn't know how to ...... by himself" Lin Shuang was really embarrassed to discuss this matter with her, "I can let him watch a film that is inappropriate for children, and then ......"
Xiao Tao shook her head when she heard this: "Young grandma, young master can't see it." Even if you stand naked in front of him, it's useless, okay! β
Lin Shuang's eyes widened and looked at Xiao Tao, this little girl's words were so direct, but they made sense.
"Young grandmother, I can't bear to let the child trap the wolf." Xiao Tao began to educate her very seriously, "It's really impossible for you to get something as precious as our young master just by standing next to you." β
"But I don't want to ......"
"Ouch, you start a foreplay, take advantage of my young master's confusion to restrain him, and then ...... Hmph, hum, hum. Xiao Tao squinted her eyes and smiled evilly, and made a fist movement with her palm.
Lin Shuang looked reluctant: "I'...... I think about it. β
"Still considering? Then you don't want to get pregnant if you think about it for another hundred years! Unless humans have evolved to conceive through air! β
Lin Shuang was dumbfounded, knowing in her heart that she was reasonable, but the whole person was still resisting.
"Young grandma, my young master is not ugly, it is good for you to take advantage of it. Don't think of yourself being touched by him or kissed by him. Just think of it as ...... I met a beautiful man, and then I took him lightly. β
Lin Shuang looked at her with a smile and a smile, and stepped forward to change the topic: "Little Peach." I just found out today, and you know a lot. β
"Of course. The members of a certain broadcast are not filled in vain. Xiao Tao got carried away for a while and blurted out.
"So-and-so?"
"Hahahaha." Xiao Tao hid her smile and replied shyly, "Although people know a lot of theories, they are still very pure." After saying that, he stuffed the basket back into her hand, "gogogo, come on, young grandma!" β
Lin Shuang was driven out like this, and shook his head with a smile.
A beautiful man? A beautiful man! She began to hypnotize herself as she muttered, and then went upstairs with the basket in her arms.
After serving Ji Luohan, he ate dinner, bathed, and changed clothes. Lin Shuang finally went into the bathroom with the basket, and said to himself in the mirror, long pain is better than short pain, as long as you grit your teeth, everything will end.
In this way, she soaked in bath salts, carefully rubbed the shower milk all over her body, and then applied some perfume to her wrist, and walked out heroically with bated breath.
At this time, Ji Luohan was sitting at the head of the bed, his eyes slightly closed, and he seemed to be listening to music with headphones in his ears.
Oops, she forgot to ask Momo what she should do next. She walked over lightly, thinking that if she wanted to use the fragrance to get his attention, she had to get closer to him.
So, she deliberately went over and drew the curtains, and then waved her arm past the end of the bed, just to let the scent out.
She had to admit that the fragrance of these things that Xiao Tao found was really strong.
Ah Qiuββ! Before she could react, she sneezed, her nose itching from the aroma. At this time, she really wanted to laugh. Unexpectedly, instead of putting Ji Luohan down, he smoked himself enough.
Hearing the movement, Ji Luohan slowly opened his eyes, reached out and took off one earphone, and asked in a cold voice, "Do you have a cold?" β
"It's okay, it's okay." Lin Shuang shook her head stupidly, "Don't worry. β
"Who's worried about you!" Ji Luohan smiled highly, "I don't want to be infected." β
More stupid! Lin Shuang sighed secretly, and before he could reply, he saw Ji Luohan say again: "Come here!" Let me see! β
Lin Shuang did so without knowing why, and the aroma of the secret curse made her so uncomfortable that she couldn't even think normally.
"Sit down." Ji Luohan ordered, and when she really sat down on the edge of the bed, Twilight reached out and touched her forehead.
Lin Shuang was obviously stunned by this move, his palms were cold, and he felt so comfortable on his forehead. She looked at his shocking handsome face, and all she could think about was how to put him down, and her face couldn't help but feel feverish.
"Why is it so hot?" Ji Luohan furrowed his brows.
"I'm fine, really fine. It's just that the bath water just now was too hot, and it will be fine after a while. Lin Shuang dodged his hand back and explained.
Ji Luohan withdrew his hand, was silent for a long time, and suddenly said, "That's just right." β
"Just what?"
"It just so happens that I'm cold." Ji Luohan tugged at the corners of his mouth, "Just so you can help me warm the bed." β
"You're cold?" This time Lin Shuang twisted his eyebrows, "...... this big summer"
Before she finished speaking, Ji Luohan had already stretched his waist, lay down on his side, and deliberately left the side close to her, patted the empty space on the bed with a harmless smile, and said, "It is also a blessing for you to be able to warm the bed for Young Master Ben." β
Lin Shuang swallowed uneasily, looked at his malicious face, and thought that this was the opportunity.
She was stunned for a moment, but finally gritted her teeth, picked up the pillow on the floor, and lay down stiffly next to him, three fists in between.
Ji Luohan pressed one hand under his ear and laughed: "Come here!" You're so far away, how can you warm my bed? β
Lin Shuang turned her head and glared at him, so let her struggle for a while, and do it for a while! She took a deep breath, and when she looked at his real and illusory face again, she wanted to move over, but in the end she couldn't get past her own level and was defeated, and she turned over and wanted to escape.
But Ji Luo couldn't allow it, just like a beast that had been lurking for a long time, taking advantage of the moment when the target wanted to escape, he grabbed her waist with his arm and grabbed her into his arms.
"Ji Ji Ji Luo Han." Lin Shuang was hugged tightly by him, her face was red and her ears trembled, and she said with a weak heart, "You let go of me, it's better for me to go back to the ground." β
"Shh Ji Luohan closed his eyes, and his voice was soft and half threatening, "If you move around, it's really more than just warming the bed." β
Lin Shuang was stunned, so she had to regret obeying the order and didn't dare to move.
Her face was pressed against Ji Luohan's chest, and she couldn't tell who the heartbeat belonged to. Her snort spat on the soft, fragrant fabric of his clothes, and every breath smelled his.
The smell is indescribably good, mixed with the residual aroma of shower gel, and inexplicably has a calming and hypnotic smell.
Lin Shuang seemed to hear the sound of Ji Luohan swallowing his saliva, and an increasingly lazy voice sounded above his head: "You are so fragrant tonight." β
Lin Shuang's face was even more red, and such provocative words were simply the most dangerous teasing.
Sensing that she was starting to be restless again, Ji Luohan suddenly let go of his hand, and when she turned over and wanted to escape, he quickly locked her from behind.
MD, what's going on here! Isn't he a cripple? Could it be that the legs are not good, and the arms have evolved into steel iron cables?
"It's still comfortable to hold in this position." Ji Luohan deliberately blew in her ear and pressed his body close.
"You ......" Lin Shuang couldn't feel the physical difference between each other, a heart hung like this, and the secret curse really didn't die if he didn't die.
She was still regretting it so much, and suddenly she felt a big hand caressing the roundness of her chest unswervingly, and squeezed her hand solidly, so shocked that she shouted: "Hey! What are you doing? β
Ji Luohan smiled and took his hand away, locked her more tightly, and said, "Didn't Wang Tingting say that you want to have no breasts, no buttocks, no buttocks, now I will test it myself." It seems that you still have all of this. β
Lin Shuang sneered, then does she still want to bow to the Lord to thank her! In short, she just died by herself, and she only thought she was unlucky if she was taken advantage of. "Then you're done with the test, you can let go."
"Good boy." Ji Luohan leaned into her ear and whispered again, "I won't do anything to you." β
Lin Shuang shuddered from his back, and he couldn't move for a while as if he had been spelled.
"Although you have a good sleep in your arms, I will never touch you. I know what you're sent by the old witch for. β
"You know?" Lin Shuang's whole body was stunned.
Ji Luohan smiled lightly at the corners of his mouth, and deliberately sniffed her fragrance fiercely: "It's a pity, in fact, I was really seduced by you." But there are some things that cannot be touched. β
"I ...... I didn't seduce you. Now you're insulting me. Lin Shuang was so angry that she wanted to bite her tongue and kill herself.
"Tell me what the hell you want from me."
Get your! Get the heir of the Ji family! Lin Shuang really wanted to blurt out like this, and then try her best to tie him up with five flowers, and if he didn't succeed, he would become a benevolent!
However, she knew in her heart that she could not say anything.
In the next second, Ji Luohan's smile sounded in his throat: "Do you believe it or not?" One day, you'll tell me in person what exactly you want from me. β
"If I did, would you give it to me?"
"No, it won't." Ji Luohan replied without thinking, "I can hold you all night without touching you, and you won't get anything from me!" β
After hearing this, Lin Shuang's heart burned with despair, and she didn't want to say anything more, and she didn't want to ask again. It wasn't until the room gradually fell silent that she felt Ji Luohan put the headphones into her ear piercings. The music inside is melodious and beautiful, and it is the most charming male singer voice she has ever heard.
Following.
When Ji Luohan woke up, there was no such figure of Mrs. Ji beside him.
After a while, Xiao Tao cautiously knocked on the door and said that the young grandmother asked her to come up and wait to get up and wash.
"Where's she?" Ji Luohan asked without thinking.
Xiao Tao smiled: "Young master! Grandma is preparing breakfast for you. Will you go down to eat later, or will you ......?"
Ji Luohan felt that this was quite fresh when he heard it: "Go down." β
"Got it."
When Ji Luohan went to the restaurant, Lin Shuang was placing the poached eggs he had fried by himself on the table. "Early." She even took the initiative to greet Ji Luohan, and actively came over to push him to the table, "Taste it, I made it myself." β
Aunt Qing walked out with the cook and left this piece of world to them.
Ji Luohan didn't have any expression on his face, he just groped for the cup on his right hand, raised it and drank the milk or juice inside, looking like he didn't buy her account.
Lin Shuang didn't mind sitting down next to him, and said energetically, "In the future, I will cover all your breakfast." What do you want to eat, you can tell me. β
"Let's be straightforward, what kind of medicine do you sell in your gourd?" Ji Luo asked with a cold face.
"I've been making sandwiches for a long time, you take a bite. I'll tell you when I take a bite. β
Ha? Ji Luohan twisted his eyebrows unexpectedly, and then he felt that Lin Shuang had already brought the sandwich to his mouth. "What's in it?" He wasn't fooled.
Lin Shuang smiled: "If I add something to it, wouldn't it be too stupid!" Even if you get angry for a while, won't you get yourself into trouble? Don't worry, I'm not that stupid! β
Ji Luohan thought about it, opened his mouth and took a bite and began to chew his stomach fearlessly.
Lin Shuang's eyes were full of pure light: "Didn't you say that one day, I will tell you in person what I want from you." Actually, no, one day, I can tell you now. β
"Oh? Can a one-night hug have such a miraculous effect? β
"yes, I figured it out." Lin Shuang lifted the milk and took a sip to moisten his throat, then approached him calmly, "Actually, what I want to get...... It's your heart! β
Ji Luohan was obviously stunned, and a smile finally appeared on his face, but this smile was all sarcasm.
"I know you think it's funny. But one day, you'll tell me in person, too, that you like me! β
"Mrs. Ji! Are you crazy? Ji Luohan still disagreed.
"Haven't you heard of a woman chasing a man?"
Hearing this, Ji Luohan tugged at the corners of his mouth: "With all due respect, the type that I like Ji Luohan is not like you." If you want me to like it, all you have to do is ...... Reincarnation. β
"Tell me, what type do you like?"
Ji Luohan's eyes were like a moment, and he came to the spirit: "Long hair!" It should feel like silk! β
"I am! As for being like satin, just use more conditioner. Lin Shuang's eyes didn't blink.
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"36B, not much worse."
"If you want me to like it, it has to be the prettiest. It's all fart if you love it or not, I only look at looks. β
"I'm not the prettiest, but I'm also the most beautiful. IMHO, now you can't see it anyway, it's the same with the lights off. β
Hearing this, Ji Luohan's smile became even stronger: "I like smart ones, I hate too much water in my brain the most." β
"Then do you know any way to make the water in a woman's head drain as quickly as possible?" Lin Shuang looked at him with one hand on her cheek, "She must meet a scumbag." When the tears are dry, so is the water in the brain. β
"Is the water in your head dry?" Ji Luohan's words are pointed.
Lin Shuang smiled: "Of course it's drained." I've met the scumbag of the century. β
How could Ji Luohan not hear this trick of referring to Sang and scolding Huai, instead of being angry, he laughed: "No one has taught you, isn't this related to revenge at all?" β
"No, I'm not here for revenge, let alone to fix you, or just want to vent my evil anger." Lin Shuang shook her head, "This is regarded as a bet between the two of us, I, a female streamer, have already launched a challenge, it depends on whether you, a man, dare to accept the contract." β
Even if Ji Luohan couldn't see it, he could still think of the vivid and seductive face before meeting, and laughed uncontrollably: "How do you want to bet?" β
"A month of time. I'm going to make you like my wife this season! β
"Give you three months, it's impossible!"
"You just say, bet or not?"
"Aren't you afraid that even if I like it, I won't like it?"
"I believe in you." Lin Shuang's face did not change, "I dare to bet, I dare to believe you." β
Ji Luohan was silent for a while: "If you win, what do you want?" If I win, what's in it for me? β
"If I win, I'll just have one thing on you."