Chapter 184: I'm not Chen Shimei
"Seeing so many round fruits, I remembered a riddle, boss, you come and guess, I'll give you a kiss if you're right." Five or six minutes later, after eating about the same, Lili remembered the task given to them by the duck to make them laugh at Chen Chumo.
"I'm stupid, what if I can't guess?" Chen Chumo asked with a smile, thinking that these two girls with 'tasks' were very cute.
"It's okay if you can't guess, it's okay to punish you for kissing Jiaojiao." Lili pointed to the girl in the red dress next to her.
"That's a good note, come on." Chen Chumo is very satisfied with the rules of this game, no matter whether he answers correctly or wrongly, he will be able to take advantage of it, and any man will be happy to accept it.
"Five hundred beautiful women swim back-swimming in the lake and name a place." Lili said loudly.
"I just came back from abroad, and I have a vague impression of many places in the mainland, and it is difficult to guess the name of the place, so the beauty gives me a hint." Chen Chumo said.
"This place is famous, and it's right around Shanghai, and a lot of people go there in the summer. There are already a lot of hints, and if you can't guess it, you'll have to be punished. Lili said with a grin.
Near Shanghai? Lived for more than 20 years, this is the first time Chen Chumo traveled to the lower reaches of the Yangtze River, at present, Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai have been to Shanghai, the name of the Yangtze River Delta is quite unfamiliar, the information of various places in addition to a few glances in the textbook, it can be said that I don't know anything, how can Chen Chumo guess the nearby places?
"I can't guess, I'll admit defeat and announce the answer." The riddle makes people very reverie, and Chen Chumo is looking forward to the mystery.
"Qiandao Lake!" Lili laughed.
"Qiandao Lake? I don't read much, can you fool me? Chen Chumo was confused about the mystery, and after thinking about it for more than a minute, he still couldn't associate the five hundred beauties with Qiandao Lake.
"It's Qiandao Lake, hurry up and kiss Jiaojiao, hurry up!" Lili coaxed.
"I admit defeat, but you have to explain the mystery to me before kissing Jiaojiao, so that I can lose convincingly." Chen Chumo said.
"500 beauties, backstroke, one person has two small peaks, 500 people is 1,000 mountains, isn't it Qiandao Lake, hehehehe..."
Damn, yellow joke! A beautiful woman in her early 20s is so handy when she talks about pornography, Chen Chumo has to sigh that the pan-entertainment industry in the mainland is so developed! Seeing the beauties smiling so happily, Chen Chumo couldn't help but giggle along with him, and the beauties won the first battle of the task of 'making Chen Chumo laugh'.
'Bo' Chen Chumo picked up the Jiaojiao beside him and kissed the beautiful face, and the Jiaojiao who was caught off guard suddenly turned red with shyness.
"One more, I'll guess this time." Chen Chumo's unyielding disobedience in his bones came up again.
"Jiaojiao, let's talk about one." Lili said.
"I, I won't." Jiaojiao said in a slur manner.
"Then I'll have another one, Jiaojiao, you can also guess together, if you can't guess, you two will be punished for drinking a glass of wine." Lili said mischievously.
"I'll drink it after handing over a glass of wine, and I'll kiss you tonight." Chen Chumo said while spitting out smoke rings.
"Boss, look at your skills. Ah, the subject is very comfortable to separate, but it will hurt when it is closed. Lili continued.
"Guess the name of a place or an object, or the name of a person?" Chen Chumo asked.
"That's the riddle, guess what you understand for yourself, Miss Ben has nothing to say." Lili said arrogantly.
"How can there be such a thing, guess nothing, let's analyze it, didn't you mean to harm me." Jiaojiao is also very helpless about Lili's tricks.
Well, this Lili is still a child, do you think you can stump Chen Chumo like this, it's too naïve! The riddles are ever-changing, ever-changing, and the most guessed are the words and the two things, since you don't say what you guess, then I'll start with these two.
"Bit, the word 'bite'." Chen Chumo had the answer after taking a puff of cigarette.
"Waist? Wrong! Lili replied.
"It's not the waist, it's the bite." Chen Chumo explained.
"Yao? Not right either. Lili vetoed again.
Sister, are you teasing me? Look at my son, if you don't use some tough measures, you won't admit defeat. Chen Chumo gently put the cigarette in his mouth on the ashtray, slowly exhaled repeated green smoke, and looked up thoughtfully at the ceiling of the private room at a 45-degree angle.
"Look, there's a flying saucer on the ceiling!" Chen Chumo shouted loudly.
"Where?" The eyes of the two women beside him followed Chen Chu silently.
'Poof', Chen Chumo took advantage of Lili's unpreparedness, threw her down on the couch, and then rode her body and pressed Lili's hands to the sides with both legs, holding her fair face with both hands, and staring at her with a smile.
Lili was a little panicked by Chen Chumo's sudden invasion, and struggled to push him away, but it didn't work at all against Chen Chumo, who was tall and tall.
"Say, is it a bite to behold?" Chen Chumo asked.
"Let me go, I don't know, I also listened to the riddles that my sisters said, and I'll tell you the answer when I go back and ask clearly." Seeing that the struggle was ineffective, Lili tilted her head to the side and continued to play the scoundrel.
"Okay, since you don't know the answer, then I'll tell you well." After Chen Chumo finished speaking, he leaned over and kissed Lili's face.
"Okay, boss, get up, you guessed right, the riddle is to bite the word, I lost." Lili saw that she had been kissed, and immediately confessed.
"Didn't you say that you don't know the answer to the riddle, it's too late for you to admit defeat now, and this son will let you know now why it's so comfortable to separate and it hurts to put it together is the word 'bite'." Chen Chumo said viciously, and leaned down again after speaking.
"Help, help!" Lili was stared at by Chen Chumo with a creepy face, like a sheep in the mouth of a tiger, trembling with fright.
The music in the private room was so loud, and the duck and the other girls were so far away, where could they hear Lili's call, even if they could hear it, they would think that it was Lili and Chen Chumo fighting, and no one really cared what they were doing. And the delicate girl seemed to be in a state of fright, and sat on the side in a daze, not daring to step forward to dissuade her.
"Woooooooooooo Seeing Chen Chumo's mouth kissing her small mouth, Lili hurriedly closed her lips.
There was a soft sound of "wave", and Lili's small mouth was opened by Chen Chumo's big hand, and then he bit her lower lip lightly, and then licked Lili's lower lip with his tongue. Lili was so frightened that she didn't dare to move, for fear of annoying the perverted guest in front of her, and biting off her entire lower lip.
"Poof" again, Chen Chumo sucked Lili's lips hard before letting her go.
"Eh, aw!" Relieved, Lili took a handful of paper and wiped it on her lips, spitting while wiping it, obviously disgusted with Chen Chumo's foul smell in his mouth.
"Beauty doesn't have to be like this, I'm not sick, at most it smells of tobacco, can I rub my mouth out of the skin." Chen Chumo said with a smile.
"Boss, we're not escort girls, and this isn't a nightclub, so please don't do it next time without my permission, okay?" I don't think you want others to do this to your daughter in the future, boss. Lili said angrily.
"You're a college student?" Chen Chumo looked at Lili and then at Jiaojiao, and asked very unhappily, he was not happy to listen to Lili's words.
"It's not!" Lili replied categorically.
"Hmm!" At the same time, Jiaojiao whispered back.
"One says the other says no, and you know whether it is a college student or not. Go away, I don't want to see you again. Chen Chumo said.
"Boss, we're sorry for upsetting you." Lili took Jiaojiao and got up and bowed to Chen Chumo to apologize, and then walked out of the private room.
After Lili and Jiaojiao left, Chen Chumo then blasted out the other beautiful girls.
"What's the duck looking for me? I've got to go to work tomorrow, but I can't stay here for too long. Chen Chumo said.
"Over the years, I have been running around outside, making a lot of money, and having fun, but I always feel that there is something missing in my life, and I want to go back to the mainland of China to find answers and see what the meaning of my life is." The duck spits out the smoke rings and speaks eloquently, which looks very deep.
Hey, this guy duck actually pretended to be b in front of Chen Chumo, and he didn't want to think about who took him to debut in the first place, it was too inflated!
In order to cater to the needs of the European and American drug markets, three years ago, at the suggestion of Chen Chumo, Yazi relocated the Chaoshan area to the South American drug 'silver triangle' region. The Hi Pin base of the Silver Triangle has developed an industrial process system for production management in accordance with Chen Chumo's production management, and has introduced a bitcoin trading system in terms of sales, and the scientific and standardized process has made the duck's drug industry operate very efficiently. The output is not only ten times that of the previous base in Guangdong Province, but the efficiency has increased by more than 20 times. One of the biggest benefits of this system is that the duck no longer has to ask about the Hi Pin base, and even the time spent dealing with drug dealers from all over the world for tea is saved. Now the duck can be said to be light and light, and it is normal to find something to relieve the fatigue.
Using Harvard's top business management knowledge to help the world's number one drug lord make drugs and sell drugs, only Chen Chumo can do it, no way, who calls this drug lord his brother?
"Looking for an answer? What is the meaning of life? Do you want to go back to China to brush up on your sense of existence, so that the people of the whole country know that there are still people like you in the world. Chen Chumo asked.
Now Duck has settled in Thailand, holds a Thai passport, and legally his identity belongs to Thai Chinese. In Thailand, he owns a 108-acre manor with rockery potted plants everywhere, including exquisite Suzhou gardens for raising goldfish, as well as zoos specializing in elephants, tigers, lions, crocodiles and other beasts.