Chapter 613: Crushed by a ghost
"Husband, you're back." When Li Jingming returned to the room, Jessica stood at the door, knelt down and saluted Li Jingming, "Little girl, wait for you to bathe and change your clothes." ”
Li Jingming looked at Jessica's nondescript performance and didn't know what to do with the right expression, Jessica had to watch how many costume dramas written by unscrupulous screenwriters before she could be trapped like this, "Ah, what kind of mess are you, I'm your husband, why did a little girl come out?" Also, serving the bath and changing clothes is what the maid does, and you have to think about your future position. ”
"What, maid?" Jessica immediately threw aside the clothes that Li Jingming had taken off, "Then Yun'er has to do it, she is your little wife." ”
"Can a little wife be the same as a maid, and why is she my little wife?" Li Jingming hugged the naughty Jessica horizontally around his waist, and then threw it on the futon that was laid out over there, "You stop a little today, I've been tired for several days and I don't have the energy to play with you." ”
"Ah, Li Kan, when you see your beautiful cousin, you talk to me with this attitude, right?" Jessica saw that it didn't work to be coquettish, so she gave Li Jingming a step, and at such an important juncture, she left the team and asked for three days off, but she didn't just come to see Li Jingming's seven aunts and eight aunts, and spending two or three days with Li Jingming was the main plan. As a result, Li Jingming is now lazy like a dog that is about to fall asleep, which is not interesting at all, originally she planned to go to Everland and the famous village, but now it is estimated that Li Jingming is not even willing to go out.
Li Jingming was lying on the mattress and refused to move, he suddenly remembered the joke he had read before, when he first got married, when he came home, the puppy yelled at the man, and his wife came over with slippers; After two years of marriage, the wife yelled at the man, and the puppy came over with slippers. The current Li Jingming feels the same way, in the past, Jessica's voice was crisp and a little delicate when she even scolded people, but now he roared so much that his ears hurt.
“OPPA。 How do you take a shower here? Jessica saw that Li Jingming refused to play with her and changed the topic, although not taking a bath for two or three days in winter is not a big deal, but when she first came to Li's house, she felt that it was better to clean up. Jessica has seen on TV that this traditional hanok is usually bathed with water, filled with water in a large wooden barrel and used as a bathtub, and sometimes there are scenes of rose petals sprinkled in the barrel in costume dramas, "Is it a bath?" ”
"It's a bath, I'll throw you into the pond later, of course." Li Jing understood Jessica's glance, and she had to take a shower after this order. If you really want to wash it later, you will have to wait for him. Jessica is the kind of person who is very hands-on and can take a shower in her own home, let alone here.
Li Jingming couldn't resist Jessica's dual offensive of soft and hard, and finally lost, made a phone call and ordered someone to boil water, and he would have to help Jessica take a bath later. Li Jingming and Jessica have done this kind of thing many times, but it is the first time to squeeze in a large wooden barrel, and the large bath bucket sprinkled with flower petals is still quite interesting, but unfortunately Jessica stopped doing it after washing for a while. It's very inconvenient to change the water in this kind of vat, and she feels that it's not very clean all the time soaking in it, "OPPA, otherwise let's just flush it with a water scoop." ”
"Yikes. How can anyone dislike himself? Li Jingming pressed Jessica's shoulder to prevent her from moving, "Sit honestly, I'll rub your back." ”
Li Jingming is rubbing his back in Jessica. However, what he was thinking of at this time was another woman, Mr. Yang Jiang (honorific title). Li Jingming has carefully studied the book "Bath", although he has not experienced that era, but he has read a lot of things about that era. To borrow a sentence from Dickens's "A Tale of Two Cities" that has been used by later generations, "This is the best of times, and the worst of times", it is true.
Li Jingming compared people to dogs, in fact, he just said that his father and grandfather said, he has respect for ordinary people, the people are the most ignorant, and the people are the most ashamed. However, Li Jingming still retains his own opinions, and he is unconscious because he is unconscious, and those who only see themselves often rationalize what is beneficial to them, and later declare that it is right and try to persuade others with those absurd things. There must be a higher level of power to control the direction of zhì a qiē, "Bath" shows readers that kind of world, and that kind of truth, relying on self-awakening and self-redemption alone can often only create tragedy.
"OPPA, what are you thinking?" Jessica didn't even need to look back, just by guò Li Jingming's movements, she could know that he was thinking about things in a daze.
Li Jingming sighed softly, "I'm thinking that the dirt on our bodies is easy to remove, but how can we wash off the dust on our hearts?" ”
"OPPA, some people don't even have a heart." Jessica replied calmly.
Li Jingming didn't say anything more, and went back to his room after helping Jessica take a shower, he had to think about life well. Jessica was quite active when she first lay down, and she didn't want to do something to give up, but she snored within five minutes of lying down. "Gee" has just started singing, and there are many activities on the stage, a group of girls are singing and dancing in addition to moving, and many times even sleeping is in the car, so they are even more tired than Li Jingming, but Jessica hasn't seen Li Jingming have a little emotional outburst for a long time, so she has been pestering Li Jingming to make this trouble and that and refuse to rest.
Li Jingming also felt very sorry for Jessica, so he woke up several times at night to help Jessica press the quilt, but he may have woken up several times at night, so his mental state in the morning was even worse. In a daze, Li Jingming suddenly felt that he couldn't move, as if something was pressing on his body, he knew that this feeling was a ghost pressing or a ghost pressing bed, but ghost pressing the bed is generally a symptom of excessive psychological pressure, he has always had a big heart, and he shouldn't have encountered this situation. Because of his professional knowledge, Li Jingming calmed his mind unhurriedly for half a minute, and then tried to sit up with a slight force. Unfortunately, Li Jingming did not succeed, and he found that his ghost press was different from sleep paralysis: Jessica, who was completely bare after bathing, was lying on top of him like an octopus, and was firmly entangled in him...... Jessica really has a perfect reinterpretation of the word "crushed by ghosts".
"Get up, how long are you two going to sleep?" Jin Yunshu's voice sounded outside the door at the right time.
"Oops!" Jessica, who was motionless, suddenly sat up like a corpse, and stepped on Li Jingming when she got up, Jin Yunshu's voice was too lethal for her, "Mom, I know, let's come out." ”
According to custom, Korean daughters-in-law must get up before their parents-in-law, and after waking up, they have to go to their parents-in-law's door to say hello. Jessica couldn't take care of her makeup anymore, and muttered as she got dressed, "What to do, what to do, will I help make breakfast later, there are hundreds of people doing it." ”
"Okay, you just go and watch, I can really let you do it, besides, you are not the daughter-in-law of the Li family now, you are a guest." Li Jingming looked at Jessica speechlessly, he didn't understand why Jessica was so flustered, he remembered the first time he went to Kim Tae-yeon's house, no, the first time he went to Jessica's house, he was quite comfortable. Li Jingming was not as flustered as Jessica, slowly got dressed, and then it took a long time to wash, and finally he was really urged to go into the big house of eating reluctantly.
Li Jingming knew that there must be a big table of Korean food in front of him, so he was so unhappy to eat breakfast, and now think about Jessica's "specialty dish" sandwich can at least be regarded as breakfast. Li Jingming felt that the chopsticks weighed ten pounds when he was ready to eat, although he was a little hungry last night because Jessica and Yoon Hye-hee were holding him one by one, but now he still has no appetite, because the position of Jessica and Yoon Hye-hee has not changed, and they still hold him one by one. Seeing that everyone in the family was eating, Li Jingming felt that it seemed a little bad that he didn't eat, so he was going to eat something light, but as soon as he put the spoon into the bowl and was about to drink some porridge, he found that a piece of braised pork with white flowers appeared in it, and then remembered Jessica's sweet and greasy voice, "OPPA, I ate less yesterday, so I will eat more today." ”
"Hehe, thank you......" Li Jingming squeezed out a smile, and before he could say anything, a saury suddenly appeared in his bowl again, Yin Huixi smiled softly and nodded to Li Jingming, "OPPA, eating more fish is good for your health." ”
"We OPPA only like meat!" Jessica was smiling, but that look could kill.
Li Jingming exhaled depressedly, he wanted to turn his head and leave, but he happened to meet Jin Runshu's fierce eyes, so he had to sit honestly. This bowl is just like the legendary fish bowl, no matter how you eat the contents of it, if it weren't for the limited time for breakfast, Li Jingming would have doubted that he would have a problem eating.
Jessica didn't put on makeup in the morning because she was in a hurry, so now she's sitting in the room putting on makeup, but fortunately, Cui Hyunjin helped her get it once yesterday and she just did it, otherwise it would have to be over until noon, "OPPA is really, what a surprise is this, I don't have an assistant here but suddenly said that I want to record a show, and something big will happen if I appear like this." ”
Lee Kyung-myung contacted MBC to send someone to Suwon because Jessica kept saying that she wanted to go out to play, and now they can only go to crowded places to play in the name of filming "My Knot", but he prepared a surprise for Jessica, and Jessica was quite reluctant. (To be continued......)