Seven or eight years ago, Gao Xiaosong had not yet made a career and met a northeastern buddy named "Qian Wei" at the Sandy Bar. The people of Beijing have always been able to speak well, and the people of the Northeast are not bad in terms of language talent, and the two local people are famous in China for their ability to brag about B. The two of them, unemployed vagrants, frequent Sandy's Bar. came and went, from drinking friends to friends, and slowly Gao Xiaosong and Qian Wei became acquainted.

For a while, Gao Xiaosong didn't know which tendon was wrong, and suddenly felt that he had nothing to do all day long, and it was not a matter of being idle. Asking people around if there is anything to do, the mental energy seems to have opened the whole person.

Qian Wei was so troubled by Gao Xiaosong, and remembered that there was a little girl who was doing water in Yu Province before. I heard that the business is not easy to do, and if you make money every day, you have to ask Qian Wei to go over and do it together. Qian Wei is the master of an idler, life is short, and he enjoys it in time. I was only interested in eating, drinking, and having fun, and I thought it was too hard to earn that money, so I didn't go. A small fight in three days, a big fuss in five days, I really couldn't stand Gao Xiaosong's enthusiasm for doing business, so I took Gao Xiaosong south to Yu Province.

Half a year later, Gao Xiaosong came back in disgrace, and none of the 200,000 yuan he borrowed from the west was left. Gao Xiaosong, who was in debt, had no choice but to become a broker for antique dealers. Fortunately, Gao Xiaosong encountered the fire period of antiques, and he slowly developed from then on.

It is one thing to be blessed by misfortune and to break through calamity. Gao Xiaosong will not be grateful for the days when he was deflated in Henan Province. What kind of chicken bashui has an intention, that's a pyramid scheme, is it a scam? In the world of MLM, it is a small fascist society, a society that shouts slogans all day long and deceives itself. In the world of MLM, there is no truth to speak of. The three of them became tigers, and right and wrong were reversed, which shattered people's entire three views, and then they were re-established with new three views. During that time, Gao Xiaosong was like drinking ecstasy soup and stimulants, and his fighting spirit was high. Every day I fantasize that I will be a multimillionaire, a billionaire the next day. Like a fool, he gave money to the so-called "big companies" again and again, and by the time he calmed down and came to his senses, his pockets were already empty.

"Wash nao", it's terrible! This is a new cognition that Gao Xiaosong bought for 200,000 yuan.

is famous, and he thinks he is smart, but he is played by others. That is the eternal shame and eternal pain in Gao Xiaosong's heart.

A few days ago, I got on the bus in Chongqing, and I learned that Shen Conghai and Ergouzi, who are from the Northeast, were going to Guizhou Province to do bus business. The doorway may be able to fool others, but it can't fool Gao Xiaosong, who has been traveling south and north all year round. As soon as I heard it, I knew that the two Northeast Yankees must have been deceived by their fellow villagers into pyramid schemes. Northeast people who are engaged in pyramid schemes often use the bus business as an interface to lure their fellow villagers to go south to join them. Many Northeast people rely on their own tall and big horses, and they can only bully others by themselves, and there is no possibility of being bullied by others. Thinking that the bus business must be able to do it easily, many Northeast villagers were fooled.

Shen Conghai and Ergouzi are just two of these many deceived Northeast villagers.

Speaking of Gao Xiaosong and the turtle boy, they really don't covet this money. It's only tens of thousands of yuan, and with their current net worth, there is no need to take risks. After suffering the losses of pyramid schemes, coupled with the natural uneven character of Beijingers, Gao Xiaosong let the turtle boy sell the money in the bag of the two dogs. So that when they run out of money, they will go home and save time on pyramid schemes. Moreover, instead of giving the money to the development and growth of the MLM organization, it is better to take it and spend it yourself to promote the development of the orthodox cause of the motherland.

After unintentionally succeeding that day, Gao Xiaosong and Turtle Boy got off the train at Duyun's next stop, Dushan. There is such an advantage of running around for many years, that is, there are many friends! Dushan has many friends of Gao Xiaosong.

On the night of Dushan, Gao Xiaosong scattered the money. Without evidence, even if the suspicion cannot be eliminated, the police will not be able to arrest him. There is no need to worry about entering the police station to investigate the theft, Gao Xiaosong is worried about the few bills he has now. If you go in today, these bills will be searched out, and the business you have been operating for many years will be given a bite by the police. In order not to be revealed, then they have to acquiesce that the money is taken by them.

Chen Chumo now firmly believes that the money is his, but he also said it in the past. Because on the Ergouzi train, I have worried many times that I can't do business without money, maybe this money is really Chen Chumo's kid. can't just listen to his words, don't fight the eagle for a lifetime, and be pecked by the eagle. Gotta set him! Wherever you go, where the routine goes, this is Gao Xiaosong's style of acting.

"Chu Mo, I'll compensate you for the turtle boy. I didn't know that Turtle Boy was going to make a move, and when I got out of the car, Turtle Boy told me that he gave you your money. I thought about returning it, but it was too late, and the train had already left. Gao Xiaosong put the blame on the turtle boy, after all, it was he who was going to negotiate with Chu Mo now. Putting the burden of responsibility on the turtle boy is conducive to the next negotiation of the party.

said that he replaced wine with tea, and toasted Chen Chumo with a glass, which was regarded as an apology.

"Chu Mo, our brothers will give you 50,000 yuan..."Gao Xiaosong further routine, very confident in himself. At the moment, I am so proud that I can't do it, I think I'm very smart, and I stick to the hair better than a monkey, hehe.

"CNM, you threw the rest of the money into the train toilet?" Chen Chumo was furious. stood up, "let's go" a loud slap, and Gao Xiaosong was directly slapped to the ground. Chen Chumo's hand strength can be imagined.

Chen Chumo's scolding has never stopped, and now he is moving again, I think I am sincerely looking for trouble. It's done, it's unbearable, and you don't want to hit the smiling person. Pick me up, and I'll put up with it. Now the boss Gao Xiaosong, who was slapped by you inexplicably, I don't deserve to eat with Brother Song if I don't make a move. With a "bang", the turtle boy picked up the chair next to him and smashed it on Chen Chumo.

"Bang" was another loud bang, and the turtle cub flew out two or three meters upside down and smashed on the air conditioner in the corner. Chen Chumo's movements were so fast that the turtle cubs didn't have time to react. Nima, I met a hard stubble today. With this kind of skill, Chen Chumo has no doubt about practicing his family.

"It's 100,000, it's 100,000." Gao Xiaosong endured the pain, lay on the ground and gritted his teeth and said.

Did I not express it clearly, or did Chen Chumo not understand it? I want to say that the 50,000 yuan was spent by our brothers. If the money is really his, he should answer that it is 60,000 yuan. If it weren't for him, he would have given me a chance to finish speaking, and he would have made a judgment to reply to me.

Ah, Chen Chumo's beast is uneasy and played. I didn't give a chance to set the routine at all, and I just started negotiating.

"One hundred thousand? Are you sure it's 100,000? Can I still have babies with that money? "Chen Chumo's Beijing accent is nondescript." "Bang" kicked Gao Xiaosong's stomach, and the pain made Gao Xiaosong's eyes glow, and he couldn't breathe. The turtle boy in the corner saw that the boss was beaten again, and wanted to stand up and fight with Chen Chumo, but he couldn't do anything.

What do you mean, this is? More than 100,000 yuan? Who else thinks they have a lot of money? Wait, it's not! It's not the negotiations, it's back to the original figures of the money? was beaten, but he was still on the way of the routine, and he didn't deviate from the track. Gao Xiaosong's eyes were rolling and he regained his confidence in the routine.

"No, no, it's eighty thousand, eighty thousand. Our brothers spent your 80,000. The 100,000 I said is our brothers' filial piety to you. Misunderstanding, isn't it? Gao Xiaosong took a breath and said an auspicious number. It's up to you to take the call, didn't you say that your family gave you money to come out to do business. Then you should know how much money is in that black bag, depending on how you answer. If you want to do something, let's go out of this door, then it's not over, and I'll slowly clean you up in the future.

"Oh, misunderstanding, it turned out to be a misunderstanding. Replace wine with tea, brother, I'll compensate you. Chen Chumo said with a solemn expression.

Lifted Gao Xiaosong back into his chair. poured two cups of tea, one was handed to Gao Xiaosong, and one was held by himself.

"Bar" again. Gao Xiaosong's mouth just touched the teacup, and he was slapped by Chen Chumo again. This time it was okay, I didn't get fucked down. But it wasn't much better, and it took three or four steps back to barely stand still.

"CNM, you're playing with me. My 60,000 yuan, 100,000 yuan at a time, 80,000 yuan at a time. If you become fine, you will change 72. Do you think that I didn't graduate from elementary school and couldn't read count, but it fooled me. Chen Chumo continued. The tone was calmer than before, and I got a lot of anger out of the last few hits.

I knew that you two old rivers and lakes were not easy to fool, and you were not dead. But I didn't expect that before the dishes were served, I was routine. If you really were tricked by you, wouldn't the face of the old Taoist priest of Qingcheng Mountain be lost by me? Nima, Chen Chumo will put gold on his face. It seems that the name of Qingcheng Mountain is powerful. Isn't it just a broken Taoist temple, and the current people have long stopped buying spells such as Taoist priests taking fire in the air. Do you think it was hundreds of years ago, when old Taoist priests were worshiped as half immortals.

60,000 yuan, that's right, nine times out of ten, the money is Chen Chumo's. Playing the number game with Chen Chumo, it's no wonder if he doesn't get angry, this time it's time to fight.

Being able to guess 60,000 yuan is not entirely Chen Chumo's luck. The black plastic bag has many layers inside and out, and it is possible to have a thickness of 100,000 yuan. As soon as Gao Xiaosong exited, he said that it was 100,000 yuan, since it was a routine, it was impossible to tell the real number. The number of 100,000 is definitely false and can be ruled out.

80 thousand, also unlikely. The two dogs are 40,000 yuan each, so it's better to add 10,000 more to make up 100,000. Moreover, the Chinese people have always paid attention to auspiciousness, and the four sounds like "death". It's not good, 80,000 can also be excluded.

50,000, 25,000 per person. Northeast people are very taboo for others to say that they are stupid and big, 20,005, isn't it 250, that is not possible.

Therefore, after Chen Chumo's analysis, he guessed that it was 60,000, and he was eighty or ninety percent confident.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We people in Beijing are used to joking, and we didn't hold the door for a while, so brother, you misunderstood, didn't you? It was indeed sixty thousand dollars in the bag. said 100,000, my brother and I will compensate you, and it has nothing to do with the 60,000. Gao Xiaosong covered his red and swollen cheeks and quibbled.

Observing that Chen Chumo's gloom had dissipated, he was bold, walked slowly, picked up a chair and sat down beside Chen Chumo. After catching his breath a little, the turtle cub also slowly leaned over. pulled up a chair and sat down beside Chen Chumo. Neither of them dared to speak out, for fear that if they said something wrong, they would be beaten again.

"Ye ought, who made you speak for a while? Seeing that you have suffered many sins, this is the end of talking nonsense. As for the matter of going with my money, it is better to give me a satisfactory answer. Chen Chumo pretended to be very generous and said.

You can't add 60,000, just add 100,000. These two people are fat sheep, fat sheep who have done a lot of bad things. is not an ordinary person who is a vegetarian, since he has already offended them, then he should be completely guilty.