"Amitabha, Lao Qu is a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, and I smell that there is an iron fan princess living here, so I hereby borrow a banana fan to survive the Flame Mountain. ”

After entering, Qin Xianglin looked at the iron fan half-lying on the stone pier, eating freshly washed dates...

Seeing this date, Qin Xianglin was a little uneasy, and remembered that he had just crossed the mountains and mountains.

The iron fan glanced at Qin Xianglin, waved his hand and said, "Don't borrow it, get out of here, the old lady is a little overwhelmed when she sees your bald head." ”

Ouch I'll go!

Qin Xianglin was also stunned, and reached out to touch it, this Nima didn't pay attention to it before, Tang Sanzang's bald head is quite bright, quite round, it must be very cool to coil!

"Amitabha, this young lady, you see that Lao Qu came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and it is not easy, just borrow a banana fan, fan to extinguish the fire, and cross the road. Qin Xianglin said with a sincere face.

"I told you not to borrow it, but if you don't borrow it, get out of here, otherwise don't blame the old lady for fanning you back to Datang. As he spoke, the iron fan opened his cherry mouth and sucked a date... Phew! is a gentle bite.

Nima...

Qin Xianglin was also angry.

Oh no, it was really because of the attitude of the iron fan that the fire started.

"This little comrade, you have a problem with this attitude, you said that if you don't borrow it, you won't borrow it, so fierce!

Qin Xianglin said a little unhappily.

The iron fan stood up directly, and said angrily with his chest straightened: "The old lady is fierce, what?"

Qin Xianglin looked at the fierceness of the iron fan, drowned his saliva, and said, "It is indeed fierce." ”

"Huh?"

The iron fan looked at Qin Xianglin a little weirdly, and after noticing Qin Xianglin's eyes, he became angry directly.

"The hooligan monk is simply looking for death, and he actually looks at the murder of the old lady. ”

Whew!

The iron fan that was talking was directly fanned out by two banana fans.

Shout!

"I'll be back. ”

I saw Qin Xianglin turned into a small black dot and was fanned away, leaving a classic line of the gray wolf before leaving.

After a few tosses, Qin Xianglin came again.

This time, Qin Xianglin felt that in fact, the method just now was wrong, he should use his original appearance to appear, and then use his charm to make her cry with nowhere to put it.

This time, Qin Xianglin, dressed in white, has a folding fan, walks a few steps and fans twice...

A personable boy walked into Basho Cave.

"I heard that there is a fairy living in Basho Cave, this fairy looks better than a heavenly fairy, even compared to Chang'e, the first beauty in the Three Realms, it is not worse than a point. ”

"When I saw it today, it really lived up to its name, Xiaosheng Supreme Treasure, and I saw a beautiful fairy sister. ”

After Qin Xianglin went in with a folding fan, he praised when he saw the iron fan.

"If you have something to say, get out of here, the old lady is sleepy, for the sake of listening to you being so good at talking, I will spare you. At this time, the iron fan didn't even look at Qin Xianglin, and lay on the bed squinting and replied.

Nima!

I'm also drunk in my heart, the old man is dressed so handsomely, you don't even look at me?

"This beautiful princess of the iron fan, can you open your eyes and take a look at Xiao Sheng?" Qin Xianglin said.

"Don't look at it, don't look at it, get out of here, don't let me do it. "The iron fan is getting impatient.

This...

It's embarrassing!

Qin Xianglin rubbed the back of his head with a folding fan, feeling a little unhappy, Nima, this little leather girl is too much.

Thinking about it, Qin Xianglin stepped forward directly, sat in front of the iron fan bed, and said: "Your Royal Highness the beautiful princess, please give Xiaosheng a chance to pursue you, Xiaosheng is talented and can sing and dance, and he is even more in love with the beautiful princess at first sight." ”

"Get out!"

The iron fan got up and kicked Qin Xianglin to the side, and said angrily.

Qin Xianglin was not angry at all, patted his buttocks, and got up to chant a poem.

"There is a beautiful woman who will never forget it. ”

"I don't see you for a day, and I think like crazy. ”

"The phoenix is soaring, and the four seas are seeking the phoenix. ”

"Helpless beauty, not on the east wall. ”

"Replace the piano with words, talk about the heartfelt heart..."

The iron fan was also stunned, his expression was a little confused, as if he didn't understand...

Qin Xianglin also sang with an affectionate face: "The sky is blue and waiting for the smoke and rain... And I'm waiting for you..."

Call!

In the wind and rain, what was waiting for was a blow from the iron fan to the banana fan.

Shout!

Qin Xianglin turned into a small black dot and flew out.

"I'll be back. ”

Nima, after Qin Xianglin came back this time, he squatted directly outside the cave and began to think about it.

As the saying goes, since ancient times, the true love can't be kept, only the routine wins the hearts of the people, it seems that you still need to play some routines.

Anyway, what kind of routine should you play?

Heroes save beauty?

No, it's going to be too cheesy to show it at all.

Or, go and sell a wave of misery, say that your whole family was killed, beg the other party to take it in, and then slowly cultivate your feelings?

This is not good, this special mother has cultivated her feelings, and it is time for Wu Song to go to Liangshan.

This...

It's too hard for me.

Qin Xianglin also scratched his head, thinking about it for a long time, he really couldn't think of any elegant routines, after all, he hadn't figured out the temper of this little leather girl at the moment.

However, Qin Xianglin was also a little depressed, this Nima Weimao has seen each other several times, they are all little peppers, why haven't they met Xiao Tiantian once.

Forget it, let's take a look at the situation this time, maybe the other party has become Britney, that's easy to do, isn't it?

"Britney, are you at home?"

Qin Xianglin quietly touched in all the way and shouted.

"It's you again, no, it was you before, and the one who brought a little kid to play hooligan last time, right?" The iron fan who was originally lying on the bed suddenly got up, held the banana fan in his hand, and pointed at Qin Xianglin and asked.

"Yes, it's me, for the rest of my life, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, uh... What, don't do it yet, let's talk a few words?" Qin Xianglin was halfway through his love words, and he saw the iron fan slowly lifting the banana cave.

"What is there to talk about? You are either greedy for the beauty of the old lady, or covet the banana fan in the old lady's hand, what do I have to tell you, hurry up, or don't blame me for being serious." Tie Fan held the banana fan, stared at Qin Xianglin with some caution and said angrily.

"Ami... No, no, listen to my explanation, I didn't come here for any purpose, I just wanted to borrow your banana fan to extinguish the fire of the Flaming Mountain, that's all, there is really no purpose, and I don't have any idea about you. Qin Xianglin explained with a sincere face.

Well?

Listening to Qin Xianglin's words, the iron fan was a little more angry, the old lady is so beautiful, you just saw that I was fierce, and now I actually said that I didn't have any ideas, it was definitely a lie.

And Qin Xianglin's guy actually leaked the fox's tail and borrowed a banana fan, so don't you want to get both wealth and sex?

"Phew, hypocrisy, my mother is so beautiful, you actually say that you have no idea about me, you are definitely lying to me. ”