Chapter 204: Sitting on the lap
There was only one car, and the people present couldn't drive except Sun Jianan, so Huang Donglai and the others could only take Sun Jianan's car.
Let yourself stay on the shore, and carry Huang Donglai, Sun Jianan was so angry in his heart, if it wasn't for his sister to protect him, there is no doubt that he would definitely break him into ten thousand pieces and divide the body of five horses.
Of course, it won't be do-it-yourself, but a dedicated person to do it.
However, his sister likes him, and he has nothing to do.
At the moment, Huang Donglai sat in the back with Fang Jiaxue, Wang Yiyi and Chu Xiaoxiao, Huang Donglai sat on the right, followed by Fang Jiaxue, Wang Yiyi and Chu Xiaoxiao, Sun Xinxin could only sit in front helplessly, a little unhappy, she really wanted to sit next to Huang Donglai.
That's it, the car is already a little crowded, the general car, there are only three seats in the back, and four people can barely squeeze it, fortunately, Huang Donglai, Fang Jiaxue, Wang Yiyi and Chu Xiaoxiao are all slim.
"It's crowded." Fang Jiaxue complained.
"Yes, if someone sacrifices it, let me sit on my lap." Wang Yiyi said.
"If you want to sacrifice, you will sacrifice, who will make your ass the biggest." Fang Jiaxue didn't have a good airway.
"How can I have ......" Wang Yiyi looked aggrieved.
"Hurry up, you do the little lady's lap." Fang Jiaxue said.
"Where can I stand it?" Chu Xiaoxiao hurriedly protested.
Let's not talk about Wang Yiyi's figure, just the upper circumference is daunting, although her actual weight is not heavy, but it looks quite terrifying.
Wang Yiyi is about to cry, is it wrong to have big breasts?
"Then you sit on Huang Donglai's lap, that guy is a man, he should be able to eat you." Chu Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and smiled.
"I can't lift her either." Huang Donglai wanted to cry without tears.
"I don't want to sit on his lap, little miss, you have the best figure here, you are the most pleased, and you are the oldest, so you will suffer a loss, let us two little ones, please-" Wang Yiyi showed a pitiful expression.
"Don't think! I won't sit if I am killed. Chu Xiaoxiao refused without thinking about it, and wanted to sit on Huang Donglai's lap by himself and kill himself.
"It's so crowded-" Wang Yi started to mess around, and then gently pushed Fang Jiaxue with his elbow, signaling Fang Jiaxue to help him.
To be honest, Fang Jiaxue also felt very crowded, although the four of them could sit down, it was very uncomfortable, and because she and Huang Donglai sat closely, there were so many people, she had to stick half of her body firmly to Huang Donglai's body, which made her very unhappy, if Chu Xiaoxiao could sit on Huang Donglai's lap to make room for it, it would be a good choice.
Thinking of this, Fang Jiaxue also showed a pitiful expression, and looked at Chu Xiaoxiao: "Little Miss, you sit on the very edge, it is easier for you to change seats, I sit like this, my waist hurts so much, I, I hurt to death." Fang Jiaxue pursed her mouth and was about to cry.
Chu Xiaoxiao was about to cry, but he couldn't survive the two little ones, and glanced at Huang Donglai with a resentful face.
Huang Donglai pretended to look at the scenery outside the window.
"Hey!" Chu Xiaoxiao shouted at Huang Donglai.
"Yes." Huang Donglai showed a silly expression.
"Wait a minute, you, don't mess around." Chu Xiaoxiao said hesitantly.
"What's messing around, just squeeze it and it's over." Huang Donglai smiled, "Let you sit on my lap, I don't dare, I will suffer a lot." ”
After listening to Huang Donglai's words, Chu Xiaoxiao was a little unconvinced, and even Fang Jiaxue on the side couldn't listen to it anymore, and said angrily: "What are you suffering?" I picked up a big bargain and sold it over there. ”
"Yes." Wang Yi coaxed together.
"Don't let me sit, I'm still sitting, park." Chu Xiaoxiao said angrily.
I have to say that Huang Donglai's trick wants to capture the past, make it wonderful, and make it croaking.
"Don't stop yet, there is a bank in front, I'll go to the bank to deposit some money, just stop and change seats." Huang Dong said.
Soon, the car stopped in front of the bank, Huang Donglai got out of the car, and asked Fang Jiaxue to follow him to the bank to deposit money.
Huang Donglai had about 5,000 yuan of cash to save in his hand, and after he walked to the bank, he grabbed the money tightly, for fear that he would be robbed by others.
During this time period, there are a lot of people who deposit money in the bank, and they all need to queue up, Huang Dong came to see the flow of people, and estimated that it would take at least ten minutes to get to himself.
Fang Jiaxue saw that Huang Donglai didn't understand, so she scanned a piece of paper for Huang Donglai to queue, so that the broadcast would call Huang Donglai, and it would save the trouble of queuing.
At this time, a lewd middle-aged man poked his head out of the corner, with a "kind" smile on his face, and whispered to Huang Donglai: "Hey, hey." ”
Huang Donglai turned his head away, revealing a puzzled expression: "You called me?" ”
"yes, come here." The middle-aged uncle beckoned to Huang Donglai.
Huang Donglai shook his head and tightened the money in his hand at the same time.
Seeing this, the middle-aged uncle has a bottom in his heart, this guy is a hillbilly, looking at his silly and silly look, it is estimated that there is still a problem with IQ.
Seeing that Huang Donglai didn't come over, the middle-aged uncle walked to Huang Donglai's side with a smile, looked around, and found that the security guard was far away and didn't notice this, so he stepped forward to talk.
"Young man, save money?" The middle-aged uncle asked, the expression on his face looking very amiable.
"yes." Huang Donglai nodded.
"Just paid?" The middle-aged uncle continued to ask.
"Yes."
"Not locals, right?"
"Uncle, how do you know?" Huang Donglai said curiously.
"See, hehe." The middle-aged uncle nodded and smiled, "How long have you been working here?" ”
"It's been months." Huang Donglai grinned and smiled innocently.
"How much do you save?"
"Five thousand."
Hearing this, the middle-aged uncle's heart has been firm, this is a migrant worker from the countryside, who came to the city to work for a few months, and saved 5,000 yuan every day to save 5,000 yuan to prepare to deposit in the bank.
This can be seen from the fact that he is holding 5,000 yuan as he is holding the root of his life.
Such a young man who is not deeply involved in the world is better deceived.
Thinking of this, the middle-aged uncle glanced at Fang Jiaxue, who was following behind Huang Donglai, and was instantly shocked.
Looking at Fang Jiaxue's appearance, it doesn't look like she came from the countryside, but like a well-established lady, with a willful expression on her face, and she looks pampered at first glance.
However, this does not mean that she is from the city, and some rural people with good faces can also reach the level of this kind of water hibiscus.
"Little sister, are you going to save money with your boyfriend?"
Hearing the middle-aged uncle say this, Fang Jiaxue's little face turned red instantly, and she didn't want to talk to strangers, so she didn't pay attention, but Huang Donglai still showed a silly smile.
The middle-aged uncle thought that Fang Jiaxue was shy and acquiesced, and thought to himself: This pair, at first glance, is a typical Futukang No. 3 assembly line worker Zhao Yuzhu and Zhang Xiaohua type, it seems that they are both rural people.
Observing this, the middle-aged uncle finally had the bottom in his heart and was ready to start carrying out the deception he was proud of.
"That's it, young man, it's going to be a long time in line, and if you're in a hurry, I've got a good idea." The middle-aged uncle said in a matter-of-fact manner, and he didn't say anything, just threw the bait out so that others could take the bait.
"What's the solution?" Huang Donglai asked curiously, if it can really save time, it would be a good way.
"You're here to save money, aren't you?" The middle-aged uncle laughed.
Huang Donglai nodded.
"That's right, I'm here to withdraw money, why don't you deposit the money to me, so that you don't have to save money, and I don't have to withdraw money, isn't it a double win?" The middle-aged uncle smiled, laughing so kindly.
Huang Donglai's eyes lit up, but Fang Jiaxue was shocked.
"That's right!" Huang Donglai patted his head, "This method is good." ”
A man in front of Huang Donglai was taken aback when he heard this, and jumped up in fright, thinking: I'll go, this is okay? Save me here.
"Big-headed ghost on you." Fang Jiaxue pinched Huang Donglai's face and rubbed it for a while, just like rubbing meat buns, "If this method is feasible, why are others coming to line up?" ”
Huang Donglai thought about it and felt that what Fang Jiaxue said made sense.
The middle-aged uncle was anxious: "Only I know this method, and I don't tell him about ordinary people." ”
Huang Donglai was speechless, he cooperated with this uncle a little, pretending to be a trick, wanting to pass the time, by the way to see how clever his deception was, but he didn't expect this uncle to be energetic.
This kind of clumsy deception, really think that you have a problem with your IQ?
However, Huang Donglai didn't poke it, he looked around, and a security guard came over, and said with a smile: "Uncle, you are too good to me, you don't tell ordinary people, but you told me, thank you." ”
"No thanks, no thanks."
"Uncle, may I ask your surname?"
The middle-aged uncle waved his hand and sighed: "We are all fallen people at the end of the world, why should we know each other when we meet." ”
"What the uncle said is, this money should be stored with you." Saying that, Huang Donglai handed over the money in his hand to the middle-aged uncle.
The man in front of Huang Donglai was so frightened that the muscles on his face trembled.