You don't need to pretend to be a dog, as long as you look like it.

Zhai Lirang can't be regarded as an original ecological dog coward, this guy usually looks like a dog, but he can play majestic in front of his subordinates, how do you look at it, how do you think it's a character. But he was like a turtle in front of Li Songlin, saying that he was a dog, which was really exalting him.

In order to fool Li Songlin and let him leave Xicheng Industrial Park smoothly, Zhai Lirang can be said to have taken great pains, thinking of a lot of crooked tricks, no matter how he thought about it, he felt almost funny. Zhai Lirang really had no choice, and as soon as he got home, he hid in the bathroom and smoked.

Although the sound insulation effect of the bathroom is good, it can't isolate the smell of e-liquid, so I only smoked two cigarettes and was discovered by my wife.

"Zhai clean, you hid in the bathroom and poked the donkey's butt eye again, right? Hurry up and get out of the groove. ”

This is the specific language between Zhai Li's husband and wife, poking the donkey's buttocks is smoking, going to the groove is eating, and sleeping is to lie down.

Zhai Lirang walked out of the bathroom with a frown, his expression as if he had been poked by a thick stick in his mouth, and he was holding his chest as if he couldn't walk. He did this, firstly, for fear that his wife would kick him after going out, and secondly, to set off the atmosphere for what he was going to say next.

If you want to leave Xicheng Industrial Park smoothly, Zhai Lirang first has to pass his wife's pass, his current position is a big man, I don't know how many times stronger than his position as deputy director of the Municipal Party Committee Office! If his wife doesn't agree with him to resign, even if Li Songlin agrees, he doesn't want to leave.

"Wife, I can't eat it! The heart is blocked. ”

His wife glared at him and shouted, "Hurry up and eat!" Don't pretend to be a ghost with the old lady, just like you, the eighth grandson of the king, and still want to pretend to be Lin Daiyu? Move a piece of adobe to look at your bear-like, hairy tail, which one looks like Lin Daiyu? Besides, Lin Daiyu can't eat because of a heartache, and the most you have on a dog day is an idle egg pain, which is not the same thing at all. ”

Zhai Lirang smiled bitterly, then leaned closer to his wife, and said seriously: "Wife, I'm telling you seriously, I'm dying of sorrow, let's get to the bottom of it, I can't stay in Xicheng Industrial Park for a day, and if I stay, Liu Yan, this kid, will have to kill me." ”

The wife pursed her lips and said, "Didn't you swear to your mother two days ago that you wanted to play Liu Yan to death?" How to drop? Confessed so quickly? Didn't you say that Liu Yan is just a hairy kid and it's not difficult to deal with at all? That's a lot of work! Even if you have diarrhea, you can't turn so fast! ”

Zhai Lirang said with a sad face: "Wife, don't you know, although Liu Yan's kid is not very old, he has a lot of ghost eyes!" Don't look at Li Songlin's usual strategy on the left and on the right, if you compare it with Liu Yan, he doesn't even count a mallet on a dog day. I describe it like this, you should know how powerful this kid Liu Yan is, right? Again, Liu Yan is my top boss after all, if he wants to find my bad luck, isn't it as easy as finding a donkey's hooves in the mill? ”

The wife said: "I can see through, you are a castration who can only shake the duster and shake the goose feather fan, if you want to talk about the real ability, that is, to hand the small words in front of the leader, and pull the pigtails behind the back of your colleagues, so that you can be alone, and it is indeed a little difficult for you to have a dog day." ”

Although he was ruthlessly damaged by his wife, Zhai Lirang's heart was much easier, and he listened to the meaning of his wife's words, and did not plan to intervene in his matter.

Zhai Lirang looked grateful: "Wife, you are so good!" Or you understand me the most, feel the most sorry for me, and understand me the most, I really don't know how to say it, in short, from now on, I will obey your orders and obey your commands as before. ”

His wife glared at him viciously and yelled, "You get out of the way for me, I'm really blind, why did I find such a coward like you." ”

Zhai Lirang not only didn't roll, but stuck closer: "Wife, I can't get out now, I'm still waiting for my wife to give me an idea." Although you feel sorry for me and can't bear to watch me suffer in Xicheng Industrial Park, Li Songlin's old guy doesn't think so, he just wants me to stay in Xicheng Industrial Park and be cannon fodder for him. My good wife, everyone knows that you are a female Zhuge , you can think of a way for me, you say, how can I pretend to be a dog in front of Li Songlin, so that he thinks that I can't afford to live if I don't leave Xicheng Industrial Park? ”

The wife smiled: "Damn! You are too proud of yourself, in front of Li Songlin, do you still need to pretend to be a dog? You don't have to pretend at all, you're an out-and-out dog. ”

is also used to being ruined by his wife, Zhai Lirang didn't blush at all, and still said matter-of-factly: "Wife, what you said is right, in front of Li Songlin, I am really a dog, and even more cowardly in front of my wife." But with my little ability, if I want to cover Li Songlin's old guy, I'm afraid it's not enough, right? Li Songlin is a thousand-year-old fox, and I, at best, am a weasel who has just started to practice, and I want to play Ligeren in front of others, and my Taoism is still shallow! Wife, think about it again, is there a better way than dog cowardice. ”

The wife smiled again: "Do you still need to think about this?" Shameless, shameless, you're the best at it. ”

"That's right! Isn't shamelessness another of my strengths? Wife, wife, you are so good, you can always grasp the root of the problem. ”

"Knowing the husband is not a wife!"

Zhai Lirang put down the dishes and chopsticks and ran out with a roar.

His wife shouted behind him, "Why are you going?" Not on the slot? ”

"I'm going to be embarrassed by Li Songlin."

After seeing Li Songlin, Zhai Lirang knew that even if he was shameless, he couldn't do anything to Mayor Li.

Hearing Zhai Lirang say that he wanted to leave Xicheng Industrial Park, Li Songlin's face suddenly drooped, and he shouted:

"Zhai Lirang, I'll just say a word, if you want to leave Xicheng Industrial Park, you can, unless you die. What kind of nervous breakdown, I can't stand the noise inside, Sensei come with me, there are no deserters in my team, you are in the wrong place. ”

Zhai Lirang licked his face and said: "Mayor Li, what you said is level, too level, what you said is right, I did have the wrong birth, so I burned half-baked, and my whole body was scarred." However, isn't it possible to return to the furnace if you cast the wrong tire? Boss, I beg you, you can let me go back to the furnace again. ”

Zhai Lirang's shameless appearance made him vomit disgustingly, but Li Songlin was unmoved: "You want to go back to the furnace, right?" Yes! Then go back to the furnace completely, leave the officialdom and go home to pick up the child. ”

This can't be done, Comrade Xiao Zhai is now bigger than his father, how can I hold him? Don't flash your old waist. The more realistic question is, what about the child studying abroad, once he leaves the officialdom, where will the child get so much tuition and living expenses for a year?

Li Songlin, you are forcing me to tell the truth!

Forget it, let's leave it at that.

"Mayor Li, it's not that I don't want to continue to stay in Xicheng Industrial Park, I can't stay anymore! Liu Yan of this dog day, he will not give up if he doesn't force me to death! ”

Li Songlin said with a sad face: "Don't you keep babbling, okay?" You make it clear, what happened to Liu Yan to you. ”

"Mayor Li, you don't know the specific situation here, Liu Yan, this kid, used all kinds of bad tricks in order to drive me out of Xicheng Industrial Park. You don't know how hateful it is, this guy actually asked me to go to the Xicheng Industrial Park Management Committee to sign in every day, and I have to sign six times a day, isn't this a toss? To tell you the truth, I haven't signed in for ten consecutive days this month, and Liu Yan took this small thing as a sesame mung bean as an excuse, saying that he would report these situations to the Organization Department of the Municipal Party Committee. Mayor Li, think about it, if you hand me over to Cao Shuijiang, will it be okay? ”

Li Songlin's face was completely gloomy, and his expression changed from sad to angry, he pointed at Zhai Lirang's nose and shouted: "Zhai Lirang, Liu Yan made you light like this, if it were me, I would have kicked you home earlier." Tell me, the leader of your unit, don't do anything serious, you know how to play cards all day long, what use do you say you want? In his position, you can't even keep your own stall, what else do you say? Zhai Lirang, tell me yourself, do you still have the appearance of a leading cadre? ”

Li Songlin had already heard of Zhai Lirang's absurd behavior, and in the past, it was okay to turn a blind eye. It's different now, Liu Yan is going to control the entire Xicheng Industrial Park, you have to keep an eye on me.

Li Songlin and Zhai Li were in a hurry, mainly for this reason.

"Mayor Li, I admit that I used to be a little ridiculous, but I've changed it! The problem of signing in is not because I don't want to sign, nor does I have to sign, this matter is completely a set given to me by Liu Yan's kid. ”

Zhai Lirang told Li Songlin in detail about the ins and outs of this matter, and according to his own understanding, Liu Yan asked the staff of the Industrial Park Management Committee to sign in, which was just a means to clean up himself. Liu Yan's real purpose is to use his inability to sign in on time as an excuse to stir up this matter, and then raise the problem to the level of organizational discipline and work attitude. And the reason why Zhai Lirang couldn't sign in time at the unit was because of his last resort, and this hardship was that Kang Laizi was like a ghost in Xicheng Industrial Park. Kang Laizi is the crooked machine gun in Liu Yan's hand, as long as Zhai Lirang dares to show his head in Xicheng Industrial Park, he will shoot at the head melon seeds.

After listening to Zhai Lirang's narration, Li Songlin let out a very strong voice from his nasal cavity: "Hmph! You're thinking too highly of yourself! Liu Yan is your top boss, if he wants to clean you up, won't it be over if he wants to clean you up directly? Why do you want to beat around the bush like this? ”

Zhai Lirang said: "Mayor Li, this is Liu Yan's insidious performance!" I will give you a detailed analysis and analysis, and you will know how vicious Liu Yan is when you listen to it. ”

Next, Zhai Lirang's analysis shocked Li Songlin to open his mouth.