My heart was pounding, but I still pretended to be casual and said, "I'm not going to go to this kind of trivial matter." Xiao Zhishan glanced at me meaningfully: "Master Hao, at the critical moment, you can't be soft." If you're too lazy to do it, then I'll go. ”

To be honest, I don't feel any pity for Donkey Kong. As Yu Chengfei said, this road is very narrow and cannot accommodate so many people, so he can only keep kicking them off the cliff. Since Donkey Kong has chosen this path, he must be prepared to be kicked off the cliff at any time. I didn't speak, so I acquiesced, let Xiao Zhishan do what he wants.

The days are calm again. I still sell my own beer and side dishes, but Sun Dafei often brings a bunch of little bastards, saying that they want to vote for my door and follow me in the future. I blew them away again and again, and Sun Dafei came over again and again with different people. "Brother Hao, this is Tian Ji, he is ruthless, he wants to know you." "Brother Hao, this is a black panther, I have admired your name for a long time and want to be your little brother." "Brother Hao, this is ......" I was so annoyed that on a not so hot and not so busy evening, I asked Sun Dafei to call these little bastards.

Sun Dafei said with a fluttering eyebrow: "Brother Hao, Donkey Kong is down, Xiao Zhishan is old, Dongguan Town is waiting for you to carry the flag!" The other bastards also nodded. I lay in the rocking chair, shaking and shaking under the sunset, watching these little bastards about my age, one by one, full of ambition and arrogance. On the streets of Dongguan Town, you can often see them, hooking shoulders and backs, smoking and spitting, swearing at every turn, and feeling that they are the most awesome characters in the world.

"Want to mix?" I yawned, shook a paper fan, and looked at them lazily.

"Yes!" Everyone shouted in unison, looking at me expectantly.

"Are you afraid of death?" I looked at them lazily.

"Don't be afraid!" The crowd shouted in unison, drawing the attention of other vendors and the crowd in the market.

"Okay." I took out a steel knife from under the rocking chair and threw it in front of them: "Go and chop Donkey Kong's hand, whoever chops it is qualified to follow me." The steel knife glowed coldly on the ground, but no one dared to pick it up. Everyone looked at each other, and no one was bold enough to chop off other people's hands, especially Donkey Kong's hands.

"Go back and practice your courage again. You can't get mixed up like that. I waved my hand, then closed my eyes. Then footsteps rang out, and the crowd dispersed. I didn't really want them to chop Donkey Kong's hands, I just used an excuse to get rid of them, and now it seems that the goal has been achieved. When I opened my eyes again, there was no one in front of me. I stood up, picked up the unpicked steel knife on the ground, and walked into the shop with my hands behind my back, continuing my trivial work.

More than ten days have passed since that night's battle, and I obviously feel that my status in Dongguan Town is different, and there are people pointing at me when I walk on the road. The person who defeated Donkey Kong with a fire axe in the South Orchard quickly became the talk of countless people after tea and dinner in these days, and after various versions of the ever-changing, my image was depicted with various mighty and domineering, and some people said that I lifted the fire axe to look like Guan Erye who held the Qinglong Yanyue knife in the Three Kingdoms, this very unfigurative metaphor made me feel very embarrassed and ashamed, so that I specially found a Guan Emperor Temple and kowtowed: "Guan Erye, they are all nonsense, don't go to your heart, I can't even match your toes. ”

Walking on the road, I have great respect for Guan Erye, and I am naturally no exception.

Although, I don't think of myself as a person on the road.

More than ten days have passed, and I haven't heard any news from King Kong. Since Xiao Zhishan said that he was going to cut off Donkey Kong's hand, he has completely lost his news, and I don't know if Dào has succeeded in the end. But it shouldn't have been successful, otherwise this matter would have come out a long time ago, and Sun Dafei's big mouth would have sued me a long time ago. I made it clear that I wouldn't accept my little brother, but Sun Dafei still came to my store all day long to help. His dry and decorated father was not light, and he came to arrest him a few times, beating and scolding: "Lao Tzu's craft has not been learned yet, come here to sell spicy hot?" "But even so, Sun Dafei still keeps running to my side.

Once, when I was free, I asked him, "Why don't you have any news of Donkey Kong these days?" "I'd love to know what Xiao Zhishan is doing.

"Donkey Kong." Sun Dafei said: "Didn't you sharpen an axe on the back last time?" Some people said that they were afraid that you would have to mend the knife afterwards, so they went to the hospital in other places to recuperate, and some people said that they had seen him in Xiguan Town, and they didn't dare to raise their heads when they walked, and they probably didn't dare to come back in the future. Brother Hao, you are still majestic, and you scared Donkey Kong so much with an axe that he didn't even dare to go back to Dongguan. ”

I sneered, I can only blame him for his own spinelessness, the so-called one thing drops one thing, and he is unlucky if I drop it.

Sun Dafei said again: "By the way, Brother Hao, your order has been passed down, and someone will dare to come out to do this!" ”

Confused, I said, "What order?" ”

Sun Dafei said: "Didn't you say last time that only those who cut off Donkey Kong's hand are qualified to follow you?" Now there are several black-hearted quasi-bèi who have done it, and they are looking for Donkey Kong all over the streets these days. ”

I was dumbfounded for a moment, not knowing what to say, and I didn't expect that a casual word I could say could make the whole town of bastards take action. It was at that time that I learned that when a person's identity reaches a certain level, he must no longer talk casually. The speaker has no intention of listening, and it is inevitable that some people will use my words as chicken feathers.

The most important thing is that you can't just take back what you say, otherwise others will think that you are untrustworthy, and even more so, they will make a big fuss, spread rumors, and distort black and white with what you have said.

I thought about it for a moment, and decided not to clarify the matter, so I just let it go. Anyway, looking at the entire Dongguan Town, I am afraid that the only one who dares to chop Donkey Kong's hand is Xiao Zhishan, and the others are just talking about bragging and bragging.

A few days later, Xiao Zhishan came to me with two catties of pig's head meat.

He said, "I'm in charge of the food, and you're in charge of the wine." ”

I don't lack wine, and the two of us set up a table and sit down. I couldn't wait to ask, "How?" ”

Xiao Zhishan shook his head: "I didn't find Donkey Kong, this guy is hiding, and it is estimated that he has almost recovered from his injuries this day." Then he gave a look of annoyance. I said, "Don't worry, if he really wants to make a comeback, sooner or later he will show up on his own." Xiao Zhishan said: "That's what I said. But when he appears, it will prove that his vitality has recovered, and it will always be difficult to defeat him again. I laughed and said, "Don't worry so much, maybe he doesn't even have the courage to show up." ”

Xiao Zhishan shook his head: "Master Hao, you don't know anything. On this road, there is no room for lightheartedness. If I don't watch Donkey Kong completely cross, my heart will never be at ease. Then he stood up and ripped off his clothes, revealing a shocking scar on his belly. This knife was cut by a little bastard. Xiao Zhishan sighed: "Since I was stabbed this time, I know that I must not underestimate anyone, let alone let go of any opponent easily." ”

Then Xiao Zhishan sat down again: "Master Hao, the order you gave two days ago is also very good, and now many people are also looking for Donkey Kong, hoping to find him out as soon as possible." "Hearing Xiao Zhishan say this, I can't say anything because of my suffering, so I can only say nothing. Xiao Zhishan said again: "But you should also be careful, if Donkey Kong knew that you had given such an order, he might hate you in his heart." I snorted coldly: "If you have the ability, call him to come to me to see that I don't pick his skin." ”

Xiao Zhishan said with a smile: "That is, in front of Hao Ye, Donkey Kong doesn't count." ”

Having said that, I still have a lot of heart, in case Donkey Kong really ambushes me with a few people, then I really can't deal with it. So I plucked the steel pipe from the top of the peach tree, and after a few days of wind and rain, it was already stained with rust. But holding it in my hand still makes me feel sure. The cold steel pipe made my blood boil, and the thrilling memories of Beiqi surfaced in my mind again. Before I knew it, I had taken a two-month break from school.

Since Ye Zhan came once, I have completely cut off contact with the North Park, and no one has ever disturbed my life again.

Life is really dull now, except for the battle in the South Orchard that night, which made me enthusiastic, the rest of the time is spent in plain and dull. It's so plain that I think it's funny, is this still me? Is this really me?

Anyway, holding the steel pipe again gave me a little bit of the same feeling I had before. I tucked the steel pipe into my sleeve, watching and listening all the time, just in case that Donkey Kong guy would suddenly appear. Actually, I really hope that he will show up, let me relive the feeling of blood boiling!

When no one was around, I swung the pole hard. The steel pipe slashed through the air, letting out a screech, as if longing for blood.

I was looking forward to Donkey Kong appearing, expecting Donkey Kong to stand in front of me again with his axe or wrench like a man, and say to me, "I don't accept it, let's do it all over again!" "If that's the case, I'll definitely swing the steel pipe, rush forward without hesitation, and fight this guy again, even if he is bruised all over his body.

It's just that I'm overestimating Donkey Kong. I thought he was a gentleman, but I didn't expect him to be a person. What he did next was not only something I didn't expect, but all the bastards in Dongguan Town didn't expect it, because it wasn't something that people could do at all.