Chapter 13: The Dust Washing Feast of the Villa
When everyone was bragging, Gao Xiaosong pushed the door and entered. He was followed by Dong Ge, Turtle Boy and Ah Xiong. They all looked like dusty people, and they should have just finished something and rushed over.
"I'm sorry to keep you waiting. As the owner of this place, I'll punish myself with a glass later. Dong Ge didn't sit down when he entered the door, so he said with a smile.
"No, no. Brother Dong, you came just right, it's not too late. It's our gluttony that arrives early. The fat boy Cong, who was knocking on the melon seeds, immediately replied. I usually look like a stupid person, but I can't imagine that there is such a bright time, and this sentence saves face for everyone, which is very rare.
Although Gao Xiaosong and Fat Tsai Cong are familiar with each other, they don't know each other, and the two are not of the same grade at all. Since this chance meeting, Brother Dong didn't hold it, so he introduced them one by one. After the introduction, everyone had another greeting.
"Ah Xiong, tell the kitchen to serve the food." Brother Dong saw that the time was about the same, and everyone was hungry, so he told Ah Xiong to invite the food.
There is no need to wait for the dishes, Dongge has already booked them at noon. Soon, Ah Xiong returned, followed by a young and beautiful lady and a small servant.
"The first course, dragon and phoenix soup. We used wild king snakes and wild pheasants. Miss Bucai said as she served soup to the diners.
It's delicious, but I've eaten it, this is Chen Chumo's heart. When I was a child, on Qingcheng Mountain, the senior brothers went up the mountain to collect medicine, and occasionally caught some wild animals and brought them back to the Taoist temple to open meat. On the way, Ah Qi is looking forward to this dinner, it seems to be average.
Miss Bucai had just finished the soup, and before everyone had time to take a sip, another dish came.
"The second course, braised civet. Those who came from Vietnam are now killed. Miss Bucai smiled and said it lightly. The rude words are a huge contrast with the whole person, which is a bit chilling.
"Chu Mo, the soup is a little hot. Try this raccoon dog first to see if it suits your appetite. Everyone also tasted it and saw if our chef was lazy today. "It's strange that Brother Dong actually asked Chen Chumo to taste it first. It stands to reason that he is just Gao Xiaosong's cousin, so there is no need to be so good to himself.
"Well, yes, yes, it's quite authentic." Everyone agreed, and it seemed that it was not the first time they had eaten it.
Chen Chumo felt that the silk was sweet and refreshing, and it was delicious, but when he saw that everyone was "very good, but I have eaten it". I had to nod slightly and pretend to be average.
"Chu Mo, listen to Ah Qi, you beat up Fat Boy Cong and them in the afternoon. It's very majestic, one person swept more than a dozen people, and I can't find a second person in our Dongxing. Now the word has spread, and they are all vying to see you. Dong Ge saw that Chen Chumo didn't seem to be very satisfied with the first dish he recommended, so he found a topic to relieve the embarrassment.
As soon as these words came out, Chen Chumo was shocked at first. When he saw that Brother Dong did not blame but looked appreciative, he immediately became complacent. Together with Ah Qi beside Chen Chumo, he also had a smile on his face, and he reported that he was meritorious, and it was not much to get indirect praise from Brother Dong. On the other hand, Fat Satoshi and Ah Heng looked embarrassed. Nima, who lost the battle, still has the face to eat, it is indeed a little unbearable.
"Brother Dong has won the prize. The young man acted recklessly and offended Brother Cong, but he really didn't dare to say that he was heroic. In the afternoon, I was just lucky, Brother Cong's subordinates were merciful, otherwise Brother Dong wouldn't be able to see me now. See, this gauze on my head is the lesson that Brother Cong gave me. I was covered in blood, and I almost didn't make it to the hospital. Chen Chumo replied.
Wow, this kid, since he didn't take advantage of the fire. If I were fat, I would have bragged about it a long time ago. Save face for me like this, okay, you still know how to lift. Based on this favor, the fight just now is really over.
"Well, yes, young people are not arrogant or impatient. Learn something, Fat Satoshi. I've told you how many times, and I've been polite to outsiders who come to us to play. What age is it, don't fight and kill at every turn. Kicked to the iron plate today, the gutter capsized. Fortunately, Chu Mo was playing with you, otherwise you would still be lying in the hospital. I can hear Komatsu say that Chu Mo's skills can kick a 160-pound person like a turtle out of 5 or 6 meters. Brother Dong reprimanded Fat Boy Cong, and he was so scared that Fat Boy Cong said yes again and again.
Remember, the world is different from what it used to be. Who can go out and walk without any strength, as the saying goes, it's not a Raptor, but it's not a river. Even if you're a tourist, you have to talk to people in a good voice. Ben Nima is always Lao Tzu's territory, and Lao Tzu is the hanging example. What if you hit the second generation of officials, the third generation of officials, the second generation of rich, and the third generation of rich ladies one day. I tell you, it's too late to regret it. I'm going to say this again today, and I hope you remember it. Don't always look like a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. Brother Dong continued to speak, and his words were very convincing, and he had the momentum of a superior.
"What Brother Dong said is that we are fortunate to be able to get Brother Dong's mention today. In fact, tonight, our brothers came to apologize to Brother Dong. "The fat boy is very brazen when he sees the wind and rudder.
Nima, didn't you come here to explain the law, and eat and drink by the way. If you apologize, you should always bring something. Look at you empty-handed, you play tricks on me. Brother Dong shook his head when he saw Fat Tsai Cong's appearance. It seems that the mud can't support the wall, so go with you, and you have to pay attention to it.
"That's 50,000 dollars. Brother Dong's medical expenses for your brother, this matter ends here. Don't look for trouble anymore, Chu Mo is our man now. Ah Xiong took out 50,000 yuan from his leather bag, put it on the table and pushed it to Fat Tsai Cong.
"Brother Dong, how dare we ask for your money. Besides, it was our first move, and it was our fault. We should apologize to you and Chu Mo. Fat Tsai Cong was also moved when he looked at the money, but he didn't know if Brother Dong was testing himself, so he excused himself.
"Take it, don't talk nonsense." Dong Ge said loudly, his tone irrefutable.
Brother Dong didn't want to go on endlessly for his mother-in-law and mother for this. Seeing that Dong Ge was stunned, Fat Tsai Cong had no choice but to accept the money on the table with trepidation.
That's the combination of grace and power! The methods of the superiors of the Eastern Brother can be seen.
"Come and eat. Today is the dust washing banquet of the two brothers, Komatsu and Chu Mo, everyone is happy. Eat more vegetables, this is a dish that I personally asked the kitchen to make, try them all, and give some advice by the way. Dong Ge continued to ask for food. Yes, this level of speaking is always on the line. Please eat delicious food, don't invite credit, and pretend to let you comment and suggest improvements, it's difficult to eat this meal if you don't feel comfortable.
Speaking kung fu, stir-fried hare, braised venison, steamed soft-shelled turtle, sour and hot baby fish, stir-fried wild boar, stir-fried crocodile with colorful vegetables, all the game, one after another. It makes people feast and eat with relish.
"What's the matter, Chu Mo, it's still appetizing." Dong Ge finished eating the papaya stewed bird's nest in the bowl and said while handing out cigarettes.
"Well, it's so appetizing, it's a feast today. Thank you so much for your hospitality. Chen Chumo saw that Brother Dong gave him cigarettes, and excused himself: "This won't be, I'm sorry Brother Dong." ”
Nima, will you come to trouble, are you really stupid or fake, and you dare not to give face to Dongge. I'll just go on with you, why don't you know Dongge, pretend? Everyone sweated for Chen Chumo.
"Young people, all out of society, how can they mix without learning to smoke. If you are a man, you have to learn to smoke, you look at the turtle boy, he is a key university graduate, and he still eats, drinks, prostitutes, and gambles. Brother Dong didn't withdraw his hand, waiting for Chen Chumo to take the cigarette.
"What Brother Dong said is that today is the first time I have smoked in the world, and Brother Dong has taken me to the Tao. From now on, Dong Ge will be my guide, and I will be Dong Ge's protégé. After Chen Chumo finished speaking, he quickly took the cigarette.
Damn, I can't think of it. Why don't you actually take a cigarette, and you can still play such a secret crossing into a warehouse, and enter the house, it's a god. If we still sweat for others, we are stupid, you know?
Brother Dong was also stunned, he never thought that Chen Chumo would come to such a show. I have smoked countless times, and today is the first time I have met such a wonderful person, and my appreciation for Chen Chumo has increased a little more. After Chen Chumo took the cigarette, Dong Ge personally lit the fire. This face can be imagined, in the future, Fat Tsai Cong will borrow his two guts, and he will never dare to retaliate against Chen Chumo in the dark.
"The show is yet to come, and after smoking this cigarette, let's move on. Today, we will swim in the water, drill in the ground, run on land, and fly in the sky. Brother Dong said with a smile. Let's toast with everyone.
A cigarette worked quickly, and the dish continued to come up.
"It's owl stew. Two pounds heavier. "Miss Cloth Cooker still has the same smile for thousands of years.
day, more than two pounds, that does not catch up with the size of a small hen. This is a nationally protected animal, it's amazing. As soon as Fat Satoshi heard that it was an owl, his eyes lit up, and he rubbed his fists, so this meal was really worth it. In the future, if Chen Chumo finds me trouble from time to time, every time he fights, he will give me a good one, it is worth it!
"This is cordyceps and astragalus stewed beetle." The clothier served another dish.
No, Chen Chumo was a little dizzy. Nima, isn't that a crime? Chen Chumo has lived in the mountains and forests for nearly a decade and knows the medicinal value of pangolins. At the same time, through the TV set in the Taoist temple, I also know that this is a national protected animal, and it must not be captured.
But Chen Chumo couldn't resist the temptation of food after all, and tasted it in a big gulp. The deliciousness and the pleasure of breaking the law made Chen Chumo have a trace of indescribable different pleasure, and he enjoyed it very much.
"Braised bear's paws. Just arrived today. "Miss Bucai brought another dish when everyone was having a good time.
It's also forbidden! Chen Chumo hesitated for a long time, but finally took a small piece and tasted it. Evil, the more you eat, the more guilt you feel. How can these people eat so calmly? Everyone saw that Chen Chumo was eating less, and they persuaded him to eat. Chen Chumo had no choice but to pretend to be unappetizing, stopped his chopsticks, and silently lit a cigarette for himself.
Do I want to be like them? Let your selfish desires continue to magnify, and constantly challenge the law and the world. For stimulation, for energy, for the desire of the tongue, what is it for? Chen Chumo was half-drunk and slowly confused. The more I struggled to grasp the rope in the direction, the more I felt powerless. Consciousness told him that he was too small to change anything. Whether you like it or not, you will definitely become a social person, a social person who behaves like the people around you.
Chen Chumo was in a daze and saw a monkey tied to the cloth man using a small cart. When I passed by, I saw that the monkey was also confused. After the little monkey and Chen Chumo looked at each other, they glanced at the gauze on Chen Chumo's head again, and actually squeaked and laughed. It's like sneering at Chen Chumo.
Well, why did you push a monkey in, is it to perform a trick? Let's put on a show, this is. Chen Chumo couldn't think of any other possible surname.
Miss Bucai, who has always been smiling, did not speak again this time. No matter how well trained she is, no matter how accustomed she is, she can't say it. seems to use her silence to tell everyone that this is challenging taboos!
In the next scene, Chen Chumo was stunned and couldn't describe it. With the miserable cry of the monkey, Chen Chumo vomited a mess, and finally vomited out all the bitter juice in his stomach.
Afterwards, Chen Chumo said that he had eaten too much that night, and he was too replenished, and he vomited after a moment of anger and blood. Fat Tsai Cong and Brother Dong felt sorry for Chen Chumo very much, how tender and delicious. It's a pity to miss out on the rare delicacy in the world.