Chapter 26: Fragments
The beautiful scene in the room made me completely messy, the bed and the floor were littered with men's and women's clothes, short skirts, panties, two high heels, one on the table, one on the bed, especially the small pink lace on the stool was particularly eye-catching, I was stunned and confused.
it!
What the hell happened last night!
Who the hell is the woman next to me!
An inexplicable sense of nervousness made my heart beat faster, and I turned around tremblingly, who was the "Sleeping Beauty" behind me?
Turning around, I first smelled a tempting smell, the girl's body fragrance mixed with a faint aroma of wine, which was a strong stimulus for men, and the sleeping beauty behind me made me even more flustered.
She curled up in the quilt, lying quietly on her side beside me, her soft curves made people think about it, her long dark chestnut hair spread out like a waterfall, covering her charming face, a pair of heart-warming eyes, even if she closed her eyes now, it did not detract from her beauty at all, her long eyelashes trembled from time to time, her cherry lips were pink and puffy like an orchid, and the corners of her mouth bit a wisp of green silk, revealing a lazy and seductive charm everywhere.
My blood was flooding in an instant, and it was Diane who slept with me last night!
Why did she come home with me last night?
When people sleep, they will show the most natural expression, and Diane at this time is like an unsuspecting little animal, lazy and well-behaved, and a wisp of green silk on the corner of her mouth is even more indescribable.
But I didn't have time to admire it, because the messy clothes in the room already showed that Dianne and I were indeed "honest" now.
What really happened last night?
Some people say that now is an era of wantful desires, falling in love is like eating a fast food, talking about a marriage, more like talking about a deal, a romance is just alcohol embellished with hormones, and a sound of greed and joy only needs a bed to make two people fly to a wonderful paradise.
But the relationship between me and Diane, there is no such thing as you and me, I take advantage of her, she can't wait to kill me, and she can't castrate me directly when she wakes up?
Thinking of the consequences of Diane waking up, I felt a chill in my crotch, and while quickly looking for clothes, I tried to recall everything that happened last night, but I couldn't think about it, and the more I thought about it, the more headaches I had, and I didn't even know how to get out of KTV.
Fuck, I've had a deep communication with the goddess, but I don't have any memory at all, which is a big loss!
The sound of me getting dressed, alarmed Diane on the bed, she reluctantly sat up from the bed, frowned slightly, squinted her eyes, pouted her little mouth, pulled her long unkempt hair with one hand, and her every move was lazy and cute, like an elf who had just woken up.
But I didn't know how to speak, because I had never experienced anything like this, because I was a poor dick and couldn't afford to go to a place like a bar.
Dianne rubbed her eyes lightly and yawned, but I was dumbfounded, and my saliva was about to flow out, because the goddess's upper body was empty.
I subconsciously touched my palm, I touched it last night? , why is there no impression at all?
Diane's eyes narrowed, slowly opened, and then suddenly widened! A second later.
"Ah~"
There was a piercing scream that made my ears tingle.
"Lin Xiaonuan! You bastard! What did you do to me! ”
Dianne curled up in the quilt in a panic, she found the scattered clothes in the room, and her heart instantly cooled for most of the time, her face was desperate, and her eyes were empty, as if she had lost her soul.
I felt a little uncomfortable when I saw the goddess injured, but I was sure what happened last night, and Diane's performance showed that she didn't know anything.
"Senior sister, I also just woke up, I was drunk last night, and I don't remember what happened."
I told the truth, trying to comfort her.
But the messy clothes in the room, and Dianne naked in the bed, made my explanation pale and weak.
Dianne stared at the little pink lace with red eyes, grabbed the pillow and threw it at me, I didn't dodge.
"Get out! Get out! ”
She cried hoarsely, and the tears could not be stopped flowing out.
"Woo woo woo~"
I tried to step forward to comfort her, but she wouldn't let her get closer.
For a while, my heart was numb, and I couldn't see a woman crying, not to mention that she was still my goddess.
I tried to recall a fragment of last night, but I couldn't remember anything, I was drunk and amnesiac last night.
Amnesia?
yes, I'm all drunk and amnesia, so it definitely didn't happen.
In the north, drunk to the extent of amnesia, called "fragments", people are drunk to three degrees, the first degree is the state of slight drunkenness, but also the state of the most easily confused, a night of romance often occurs in this state, because the mild alcohol has a paralyzing effect, will unconsciously provoke people's desires, your little brother will be a hundred times more spirited. The second degree is half-drunk and half-awake, at this time people will talk nonsense and be confused, and they want to sleep while lying in bed. And the third situation is the fragment, drunk to the fragment, not only can you not remember the incident of last night at all, in this case, your little brother can't raise his head at all, a large amount of alcohol has paralyzed the nervous system excessively, and all organs are in a state of inhibition, you have that kind of thought, and you don't have the ability to do so.
I was in the worst state of splinter last night, and even if Dianne and I were to go home with me because of our distraction, I wouldn't be able to do that.
"Senior sister, in fact, the two of us should have done nothing last night."
"What do you mean? I don't want to hear you explain! ”
She thought I was a bargain, with tearful eyes and a sense of hatred.
I regained my senses and composure, and scientifically explained to her the man's physical state in the case of fragmentation.
"Men get drunk, really... Is that so? ”
After listening to my explanation, she finally stopped crying and asked me in disbelief.
"Senior sister, it's your first time."
I asked cheekily.
Diane's desperate cry just now, her dejected eyes, were completely in the shape of a lost girl.
"I haven't even had a boyfriend! You say yes or no! ”
She gave me a resentful look in the face.
"Then you see if there is any blood on the flyer."
I came up with the last piece of evidence.
In fact, people who practice dance all year round, that membrane is likely to tear, and it may not be red the first time, I think Dianne will hear about it even if she doesn't know, I didn't dare to say it first, because I was afraid that it would not be convincing enough.
Sure enough, after listening to my words, Dianne carefully examined every corner of the sheets as if awakened, and after making sure that there was no blood, she still did not give up, and questioned me for a long time about the truth or falsehood of the state of the fragment.
It seems that the goddess also knows that practicing dance may tear apart, and she is not sure about the truth of last night, but fortunately I told the key evidence first to show my innocence.
"That... So what's going on with my clothes. ”
She wrapped herself in the quilt, her face flushed, although she was sure that that that step did not happen last night, but it was difficult to explain that the two of them were honest with each other.
"Senior sister, do you have the habit of sleeping naked, it may be yourself...
"Get out! Stinky rascal, you go out, I'm going to get dressed. ”
She regained her true colors as a goddess, and this rogue call made me feel comfortable.
Walking out of the room, I sat on the sofa in the living room and breathed a long sigh of relief, fortunately it was just an oolong.
I took out my phone and called Chubby, but he hadn't woken up yet, and his voice was slurred.
"Fatty, I drank too much last night, who sent me home."
Chubby wasn't drunk last night, he must remember what happened last night.
"Don't mention it, when you left last night, you and your senior sister hugged each other, and we couldn't pull it away, and a few of us were drunk and confused, and we didn't have the strength to control the two of you, and then I saw you two get into a taxi and leave." His muffled voice became clearer and clearer, and finally he suddenly shouted, "! Brother Huolu, you won't be opening a room with your senior sister! ”
"You think too much, sleep your sleep."
I hung up the phone, I had a terrible headache, last night's wine can't be fake.
This was my fourth encounter with the Goddess.
Hehe, I found these strange encounters, the goddess is in front of me, and the clothes are less and less each time! This time, I was honest!
Isn't it time for an in-depth exchange next time?