"And how much money do you have?"

Liu Yan said in his heart, this is a bargain.

"I have two or three hundred."

"Holy! You know the number two or three hundred! Brother, are you molesting me! ”

"How can I tease you, it's only two or three hundred, or my dad gave it to me before I came to work."

"Then you just keep asking your dad for it."

"My dad doesn't have any money, he's just a flat-headed commoner, where did he get so much money?"

Seeing Wang Falin's disappointed look, Liu Yan was simply overjoyed, he leaned closer to Wang Falin and asked in a low voice, "I said, can we take credit?" ”

Wang Falin smiled bitterly: "Damn! You can think about it too much, right, is there a credit for this kind of thing? It's the first time I've been dealing with so many people that I've heard of a credit account. ”

Liu Yan said stupidly: "As the old saying goes, no account is no business." ”

Wang Falin was about to go crazy in a hurry, and he couldn't wait to beat Liu Yan, mother B, he tossed Lao Tzu for a long time, and it turned out that he ran into a poor bastard, and he was a stupid B.

Wang Falin looked at Liu Yan unwillingly, his eyes kept rolling, and finally, he thought of a way.

"It's really not good, you can take out a loan, in fact, the loan is still very cost-effective, we, the people of the Ministry of Non-governmental Organizations, not only will only collect your money, but also earn you money."

"And such a good thing? Tell me, how do you make me money. ”

Wang Falin said: "If you spend money, can't you go up?" As long as you have the right, you can have a certain right to speak, even if you don't have the right to speak, at least you can get some useful information, and those like you are now can get valuable information through you, which is the channel we provide you with to make money. ”

Liu Yan's ruthless teeth itched - mom B, how many good people are corrupted and degraded because you pulled them into the water in this way.

Wang Falin continued: "Actually, we like to deal with people like you the most, you have spent money on this, and naturally you can't wait to get it back in this way, you are our undercover agent, it is very suitable, we call this a spark, which can start a prairie fire." ”

Looking at Wang Falin's proud face, Liu Yan's heart became heavier and heavier, a person like Wang Falin, as long as he got involved with him, he would always drag you and keep plunging you into the abyss from which you will never recover.

Liu Yan really wanted to scold Wang Falin happily, but in the end he suppressed the anger in his heart, a scumbag like Wang Falin really didn't have to deal with him.

However, Liu Yan's face still turned cold involuntarily, and he made a very unfriendly expulsion action.

Having been forced out of the house by Liu Yan, Wang Falin still didn't give up, chattering endlessly: "Brother, have you thought about it?" Do you want to do it or not? ”

Liu Yan couldn't help it anymore, and said solemnly: "Wang Falin, hurry up and put away your set of harmful tricks, even if I have been staying in the lion village all my life, I will never exchange money for an official position, I want to use real work to win the respect of the people." ”

Wang Falin shouted: "Liu Yan, you are stupid, you think that if you do something for the Lion Village, the people here will thank you, they are calling you as a stupid boy, Qin Liude's dead old man also instigated those yellow-haired girls to seduce you, just to trap you here for the rest of your life." ”

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No one thought that Qiao Guojie would actually pick a pick.

Qiao Guojie is a demobilized soldier, and he is the last batch of soldiers in the army who were directly promoted to cadres, Qiao Guojie's cultural foundation is very thin, although he graduated from junior high school, his real cultural level can barely be regarded as the addition, subtraction, multiplication and division of primary school students, and he knows five or six hundred Chinese characters at most, and he has survived in the army for thirty-three years, barely to the deputy regiment level.

It stands to reason that a person with a cultural level like Qiao Guojie should have changed jobs a long time ago, but Qiao Guojie collected the stall surprisingly well, and the successive heads of the regiment were reluctant to let him go, and he boiled himself up to his early fifties.

Qiao Guojie changed jobs and was assigned to work in the Hongchang Town Government, and was reluctantly given a deputy section-level treatment, which Qiao Guojie was not worried about, he had long known that the cadres of the army were transferred to the other party's demotion and demotion was terrible.

What makes Qiao Guojie upset is that there is nothing to do in the town government, although he enjoys the treatment of deputy section level, he is not assigned the corresponding specific work, he is idle, and he loses his temper all day long, looking at this is not pleasing to the eye, seeing that something is wrong.

Qiao Guojie was still noisily asking Cao Shuijiang for work all day long, and Cao Shuijiang was about to go crazy, so helpless, Cao Shuijiang gave him the job of a statistician that no one was willing to do, and made Qiao Guojie's fart upside down.

After Qiao Guojie took over as a statistician, he devoted himself to his work, and did the statistical work impressively, and there was never any mistake in the statistical reports he made.

Since he became a statistician, Qiao Guojie's noisy voice can no longer be heard in the town government.

This time when he came back from the Municipal Bureau of Statistics, Qiao Guojie had a black face.

"What a thing! It's a few farts and a Western fart that I love, is the stinky fart of a Western dog so cute? To make a statistical report, we also have to eat the stinky farts of Western dogs, no wonder those Western dogs look down on us. ”

Qiao Guojie stiffened his neck and said, "If I am the leader of the central government, I will let the Western dogs eat our fart." ”

"If China wants to truly become a great power with world influence, there are three articles."

"First, let people all over the world learn Chinese, and if more than 80 percent of the world's people speak in Chinese, without shouting or shouting, China's international influence will naturally rise."

"Second, let the world's trade be settled in RMB, and put the dollar on the dog day, why are the Yankees so rampant, that is, people all over the world take the dollar too seriously, if the dollar becomes a piece of paper, do you see if the Yankees dare to be rampant anymore."

"Third, the military force must be strong, so that those bad things dare not bully us."

After complaining, Qiao Guojie threw the statistical report on Cao Shuijiang's desk.

Cao Shuijiang only understood after reading the statistical report, no wonder Qiao Guojie would pick a child, the report was all English letters, Qiao Guojie was a rough man, how could he understand it.

Since Qiao Guojie can't read English, then he has to find someone who can read it, Cao Shuijiang suddenly thought of Yuan Qiu, who was wandering around in the town government these days.

Yuan Qiu glanced at the statistical report, and didn't even see the specific content clearly, so he confidently boasted in front of Cao Shuijiang: "Isn't it just to fill out a form, it's too pediatric, I can do it in minutes." ”

Then he looked at Qiao Guojie outside, and said with disdain: "It's still a deputy section, and I can't even fill in a form, stupid." ”

I really looked at the statistical report and realized that this thing was really a bit numb, and just those inexplicable terms made Yuan Qiuhuan's head dizzy.

Yuan Qiu lost his temper at the report: "Damn! B is not big and there are a lot of miles, isn't it just a table, why do you make so many bird terms? ”

After staying up all night for several nights, Yuan Qiu was relieved to finally fill out the report.