Chapter 1689: The Difference Between a Splash of Urine (3 More Flowers)

When the light in the medicine garden gradually dimmed, Zhen Cheng came out of the ditch.

Yao Lao said that the digestion time was correct, from morning to night for a whole day, the feeling of swelling in the stomach gradually disappeared.

"Damn, I forgot about a big thing!" Zhen Cheng walked towards his small stone cave and scolded himself for being stupid in annoyance, "How did you forget about the food?" ”

Originally, I thought about it, and I wanted to take care of the cold iron and order food. Maybe it was because Han Tiechang was too handsome, Zhen Cheng only thought about jealousy, and forgot all about begging for food.

Later, when he saw Yu Qianyan and Qianyu Han, Zhen Cheng was just busy fighting with the two women, and he really forgot what he ate. Seeing that the sky was gradually darkening, and thinking that tomorrow's food had not yet been settled, Zhen Cheng leaned on a big stone under the stone cave with great annoyance and thought of a way to make up for it.

Zhen Cheng had a dried herb leaf in his mouth and listened to the hot spring meditation with bubbling water.

"You can skip the oil, but you have to get something to eat this salty salt, right? I haven't eaten salty salt for more than half a month, how can my body have strength if it goes on like this? Zhen Cheng gnawed on the dry food for half a month, and he was not familiar with Yao Lao, so he swallowed his anger and passed half a month.

Thinking about the communication with Yao Lao from last night to the present, Zhen Cheng didn't feel any difference between Yao Lao. Maybe Yao Lao is a little weird because he has been in this medicine garden for too long.

In the name of Yao Lao, it is not impossible to let the three of Han Tie deliver some food. But the danger is too high. Whether it is Yao Lao or Qian Yuhan, they can easily solve themselves, Zhen Cheng doesn't want to take risks. If you don't have the permission of Yao Lao, you can get it yourself, how can you explain it when the time comes? If it arouses Yao Lao's suspicion of himself, it will be fatal.

Zhen Cheng couldn't understand that everyone Weishenme himself saw now had such a high level of kung fu. If it weren't for seeing Qianyu Han, Zhen Cheng really doubted whether he had crossed over.

"Whoa-whoa-whoa-" A sound of watering flowers suddenly came, Zhen Cheng followed the sound and looked over, his mouth immediately widened widely.

"Holy! Holy! Zhen Cheng looked at it without blinking, and subconsciously rubbed his eyes.

Yao Lao is actually peeing?

Irrigating medicinal herbs again?

No, the medicine always urinates while watering the herbs.

Yao Lao's body was more than a meter high from the ground, the distance was far, and the sky was dark, Zhen Cheng didn't see Yao Lao's big guy with half a leg length. Zhen Cheng saw Yao Lao like an ordinary man, holding his pants in both hands, and peeing.

The only special thing is that Yao Lao is suspended in the air about one meter, and even if the white water column is far away, Zhen Cheng can see it clearly.

The sound of "bang, bang" lasted for ten minutes, and Zhen Cheng kept his mouth open for ten minutes. When Yao Lao tied his trouser belt, Zhen Cheng subconsciously glanced at the medicinal herbs that had been watered by Yao Lao.

Looking at the past from a distance, Zhen Cheng felt very familiar.

"Ahh When he stood up with a flushed face and wanted to settle accounts with Yao Lao, Yao Lao floated over and sat on the big stone that Zhen Cheng had just sat on.

"It's comfortable!" Yao Lao's white and tender baby-like feet kept swinging. Digging out his ears with his right hand, he looked at Zhen Cheng with a pair of cross-eyed eyes. "I haven't peed for half a month, just enough to irrigate ginseng! Hey! ”

Yao Lao seemed to know what Zhen Cheng was thinking, and said that he didn't open any pot and which pot he didn't mention.

Zhen Cheng wanted to scold the old things, the old immortals, the old perverts, but thinking about the group of women and children in his family, he still endured it with a flushed face. Thinking about the ginseng leaves that he couldn't wait to eat in the morning, Zhen Cheng's intestines were all repentant.

"I'm going to pee!" Zhen Cheng felt that he wanted to vent, so he said angrily, quickly ran to the white and green leaf medicine field, opened his trouser belt, and began to water it in a hurry.

Zhen Cheng exerted his strength to eat, and he only lasted less than a minute, and there were a lot of mud spots splashed on his trouser legs.

"Hula-click-" A white-green leaf that Zhen Cheng was focusing on turned yellow in the blink of an eye, and before Zhen Cheng could tie his trouser belt, the white-green leaf had broken off from the middle and died!

"Damn—" Zhen Cheng looked at everything in front of him in disbelief, and hurriedly looked at the white and green leaves that were affected by his own urine, one by one they were all sluggish, as if they were suddenly seriously ill and about to die.

"You hurry up and water me with hot spring water, and if one more plant dies, I will kill you and bury Bai Luye with you!" Yao Lao watched Zhen Cheng pee, but he didn't stop it. waited until Zhen Cheng was finished, and then gave the order.

"Damn—" Zhen Cheng didn't want to be weishenme anymore, so he hurriedly jumped into the ditch and quickly watered the white and green leaf medicine field with his hands. Although it was a high temperature of forty or fifty degrees, the white and green leaves were still fine, as if they had long been used to it, and gradually cheered up, looking at Zhen Cheng with great enjoyment.

Perverted! What the hell is going on, is your urine poisonous? Even if his urine is a little yellow and a little sassy, he won't kill a lush white and green leaf so quickly.

Zhen Cheng sweated profusely and washed away the urine on the white and green leaves, walked in front of Yao Lao drenched, sat on the ground, and sulked without saying a word.

"Draw a scoop according to the gourd, almost killed my herbs! Is my urine the same as yours? Stupidity! Zhen Cheng suddenly stopped talking, and Yao Lao didn't adapt. I don't know what's going on lately, and I've always failed in alchemy. Yao Lao wanted to find someone to confide in, Zhen Cheng was a living person, and he was also the only person Yao Lao confided in.

"It's all urine, and in terms of composition, it's no different!" Although he didn't want to answer, Zhen Cheng was not stupid enough to gamble with his life. After all, he is not familiar with the strange old man in front of him, and if he is annoyed, he will cry to whom.

"Because of the waste pill you eat in the morning, a lot of toxic substances will be excreted through the urine!"

"So you mean that there is nothing poisonous in your urine?"

Mrs. Yao was so proud that she accidentally slipped her mouth and indirectly told Zhen Cheng that her three meals a day were not waste pills.

"My old man has been refining pills all his life, how can he eat waste pills, it's nonsense!" Yao Lao's old face was neither red nor white, he didn't even look at Zhen Cheng, and said proudly, "In my medicine garden, of course I decide what you eat!" Since you don't want to eat waste pills, let's eat ice cubes! ”

Yao Lao didn't leave angrily, he looked at Zhen Cheng with an urgent expression on his face, and he couldn't tell whether he was happy or sad.

Zhen Cheng was silent, weighing quickly in his heart, secretly annoyed that he couldn't hold his breath.

"It's still delicious!" Zhen Cheng's face was flushed, and he replied angrily with an extremely depressed urn.

"Do you want to eat the ginseng leaves?" Yao Lao's cross-eyed eyes deliberately glanced at the piece of ginseng medicine field where he was peeing, and asked with a strange yin and yang look at the little white feet.

"Ginseng is still in the growth period, and it is not haode to eat ginseng leaves! The urine of the old-timers is precious, and I still don't eat ginseng leaves! "Zhen Cheng really wants to kick the old man in front of him, damn it, why is there such a perverted old man in the world. It must be that after * is gone, there is a problem with Yao Lao's psychology.

"It's nice to be able to think about things from a herb perspective! A person who seeks medical advice should treat all things in nature like his own children! A medicinal herb may seem insignificant, but when a person's life is at stake, it can extend its lifespan! In this sense, the only elixir on this shijie is medicinal herbs! ”

Zhen Cheng was stunned, although he was still angry, he couldn't find enough excuses and reasons to refute Yao Lao.

"Your urine is poisonous, and it's not just because you've eaten it. Another thing is that your body also has toxins. This may have something to do with the whole grains you have eaten for so many years! Today I have looked through some of the books of the things that the worldly people eat, and I have come to understand what you are talking about rice and wheat. Although I haven't tasted it, and I believe that the thing you said is delicious, if a person eats these things regularly, he is also consuming his own life, you know? ”

"If we don't eat whole grains, we will all starve to death at once. Shijie outside, and there is no pill you said, you can't let us all starve on an empty stomach! ”

"You've misinterpreted me!" Yao Lao shook his hand and said, "I mean, cultivators like you and me shouldn't covet that appetite!" If you can't control your mouth, how can you live forever? ”

"Immortality?" Zhen Cheng looked at Yao Lao, not knowing whether to cry or laugh. Looking at Yao Lao's solemn appearance, it didn't look like a joke. But what Yao Lao said was a bit of a mental illness. "According to what the predecessors said, it can only extend a person's lifespan, and the immortal person has not been seen so far!"

Yao Lao was silent by Zhen Cheng's rebuttal. Because what Zhen Cheng said is a fact.

"Of course, people like the old-timers who are determined to pursue the path of immortality are still worthy of admiration! This is the influence of Taoist thought, although ethereal, but it can give hope for a short life! Seeing that Yao Lao's face was not worried, Zhen Cheng hurriedly eased the atmosphere.

"Alas!" Yao Lao sighed, looked at Zhen Cheng, and didn't say anything more.

Yao Lao didn't say anything, sat silently, and even closed his eyes. Zhen Cheng didn't know what to say, and sat silently thinking about his thoughts.

One old and one young, one tall and one short, sat silently like this, watching a ray of light disappear in the medicine garden and darkness descended.

PS: Brothers, none of the flowers have risen today, give some motivation! It rose so much yesterday, how can I have a few flowers today? Although the brothers don't have many flowers in their hands, the master waits for the flowers to cook, otherwise he will starve to death!