Chapter 151: It's Reasonable (July Wandering Reward)
Lu Hongzhe took out a pair of scissors, while Li Jingming's left hand was a pair of scissors and his right hand was a rock, "How can you produce two at the same time?" Totally a violation, a violation! I request that Lee Ching-ming be disqualified. ”
"I'm out of one, obviously a stone." Li Jingming raised his right hand for everyone to see his hand.
"It's clearly two, and the left hand gestures to a pair of scissors." Lu Hongzhe is crazy, he has always been a scoundrel by himself, but today he met someone who is more unreasonable than him.
"Oh, you said left-handed, it makes sense to make a 'V' gesture to celebrate my victory after I win." Li Jingming explained slowly.
"Two hands come out together, what celebrates victory." Lu Hongzhe argues on the basis of reason.
"My reaction is relatively fast, so as soon as the right hand comes out, I know that I won, and then the movement of the left hand is also relatively fast, so you will mistakenly think that I am out of two at the same time, and the discerning person will know that I am out of the stone at a glance, am I not right-handed, and the previous ones are all right-handed, if you don't believe it, you can find the camera director to watch the slow-motion replay, and then my left hand scissors and right hand stone are bigger than your scissors, now this explanation is very reasonable." Li Jingming's explanation is indeed very reasonable, and Lu Hongzhe feels that his view of shijie has been subverted, which can also be called reasonable.
"No, no, one more time, one more time." Lu Hongzhe obviously knew that Li Jingming was cheating, but Li Jingming was speechless, and he felt aggrieved to death.
"Well, how can I say that you are also a brother." Li Jingming nodded, but his expression seemed as if Lu Hongzhe had taken advantage of him.
"What is this, I solemnly protest against the unsportsmanlike behavior of Li Jingming, and once again ask the production team to disqualify Li Jingming." Lu Hongzhe ran to the PD to protest with an excited face, he deliberately didn't say just now that he wanted Li Jingming to only make one move, so that he could catch Li Jingming and then win without a fight.
Li Jingming made two more hands, this time his left hand was a fist, his right hand was a cloth, and Lu Hongzhe was a stone, theoretically speaking, Li Jingming won again, but he was still cheating.
"How can there be no sportsmanship, my right hand is a competitive hand, and it is against sportsmanship to cheer for my right hand with my left hand? My left hand didn't enter the arena, so I can't let the cheerleaders come to the sidelines during games like the NBA and MLB, and my left hand is a very standard fighting move, which makes sense. Li Jingming stated again.
"Totally reasonable!" Zheng Hengdun walked over and bowed to Li Jingming and said, "Teacher, please accept me as a disciple, my mother will never have to worry about me being bullied by liars in the future." ”
Li Jingming hurriedly hugged Zheng Hengdun and then hugged him to express his affection, he was so much older than him and was a senior, it would definitely not be good for Zheng Hengdun to really salute him.
"It's really interesting that someone can make Hong Zhe deflated." Jung Jun-ha stood on the side clapping his hands and giggling, and at this time he entered the audience mode again.
"No, no." Lu Hongzhe felt that he couldn't be defeated by such a small trick, he was a 10,000-year-old liar Lu Hongzhe.
"I see, this time it's definitely only one move." Li Jingming pretended to be generous, otherwise Lu Hongzhe would definitely not admit defeat.
"Only one hand is played, and whoever makes two of them now is counted as a loser, and the latter is also considered a loss." Lu Hongzhe wants to put an end to all possibilities for Li Jingming to cheat and play tricks.
"Good!" Li Jingming readily agreed.
"Poof, hahahaha!" Zheng Junhe and Zheng Hengdun burst into laughter ten seconds later, Lu Hongzhe did so much preparation and spit on the palm of his hand, but he came out of the stone again Li Jingming and the cloth, he lost indisputably this time, and it took a lot of effort to get rid of the fate of undressing.
"You shouldn't have told me about zaijian just now, Hong Zhe, now we're going to zaijian in the car." Zheng Junhe was upset when he thought of Lu Hongzhe's arrogant appearance just now, and now he feels much better.
"Wait, according to international practice, it should be a best-of-three set." Lu Hongzhe is still not giving up.
"How can there be such an international convention, men are the winner of a game!" Both Jung Hyung-dun and Jung Jun-ha expressed disdain for Roh's cheekiness.
Ten seconds later, there was another burst of laughter, and Lu Hongzhe lost again.
"Brother Hong Zhe, do you want to win three out of five sets?" Li Jingming gave Lu Hongzhe a charming smile.
"Oh, since you kindly invited, I can't refuse your kindness." Lu Hongzhe climbed up the pole.
After two minutes, no one laughed, all this happening in front of him was too weird, Li Jingming had already won Lu Hongzhe eleven times in a row, and there was no even a draw.
"You know how to read minds?" Lu Hongzhe rubbed his forehead, he felt that he couldn't keep up his spirits, he didn't understand how all this happened in front of him, and he couldn't explain it in a scientific way.
It is indeed a mind reading, but it is not a superpower mind reading but a psychological mind reading, Li Jingming's previous two group battles and the two times he played Lai have basically figured out Lu Hongzhe's habit of playing rock-paper-scissors, and he then induces Lu Hongzhe to make a gesture according to his ideas through some detailed hints and verbal stimulation, so that he can win all battles, this is not Li Jingming read Lu Hongzhe's heart, but Li Jingming let Lu Hongzhe read his own heart. Since he was a child, Li Jingming has used this trick, I don't know how many times he has made those younger brothers and sisters in the family cry, he has already achieved great skill, and no one wants to play rock-paper-scissors with him anymore, as long as he plays a few games first and sees the habits of others, he can always win.
When the show was broadcast, the picture was made a gloomy effect by the production team, and the subtitles showed that this was definitely not collusion before, and there was no need to collude with this when filming the show.
"My goosebumps are up, it's not like words at all, that kid really has superpowers." Zheng Hengdun rubbed his arm vigorously, he really felt a little frightened.
No one knows what is going on under the mystery of Li Jingming's pretense, and today's scene has become one of the famous scenes in the history of rock-paper-scissors, and this mystery was not solved until the psychology special broadcast of the "Into Science" (apocryphal program, not "Approaching Science") program was broadcast later.
Everyone in the production team was still immersed in the weird picture just now, but Lu Hongzhe and Big Fat Guy walked out of the shock just now, it was too cold. Now Lu Hongzhe and Zheng Junhe are wearing Hawaiian-style floral shirts, plaid striped beach pants, and then walking barefoot on the concrete floor, it feels really cold, and the heart is flying, not only the heart is flying, but even the soul is flying. When Zheng Hengdun got out of the car, the two of them didn't care about the cold, and laughed, Zheng Hengdun played the role of a mermaid, wearing a shell-shaped top, that is, two shells covering two points, and a fish tail underneath.
"Hurry up and help, I can't put the zipper in the back alone." Zheng Hengdun anxiously called for his friends to come up to help, he was so embarrassed that he couldn't put on the mermaid's tail, now he just wanted to end it quickly and then go home alone and lie down quietly.
Lu Hongzhe rushed over barefoot and happily helped Zheng Hengdun lift his "pants", but the two of them worked hard for a long time and it still had no effect, "Brother, it's not a problem with the zipper in the back, your ass is too big." ”
Only Li Jingming was very leisurely at the scene, holding a camera to see a few people in a mess, zuihou Zheng Hengdun had no choice but to put the fish tail on his lap, and sat directly on the edge of the pool to pose in a "sultry posture", but he didn't wear a fish tail because he sat directly bare-legged, only thin panties separated his butt from the ground, and his flesh sat down with a relatively large contact area, and now he was shivering from the cold.
"Brother, you don't need to wear lipstick, your lips are already purple." Lu Hongzhe sat on the beach chair with his feet in the air, he was also cold to death, but he was still in the mood to tease others.
Because of the relationship set before, this group of photos has a plot, the man resting on the beach in the summer meets the beautiful mermaid lady, and then eats cold drinks happily together, so Jung Jun-ha sat on the edge of Jung Hyung-don and dug up a big spoonful of smoothie and stuffed it into his mouth. I don't know where the production team bought the smoothie in the big winter, Zheng Junhe's hands were shaking with cold, and Zheng Hengdon was also so cold that his teeth were shivering, so the spoon knocked randomly in Zheng Hengdun's mouth, and with the ice in his mouth, Zheng Hengdun felt that his teeth might have cracked.
In any case, you can't let one person stay out of the matter alone, and pulling everyone into the water is the correct way to record a variety show, so Zheng Hengdun suddenly stood up from the ground and broke out, regardless of his cold, he jumped directly into the pool and splashed water on Li Jingming, "Hurry up and shoot, it will take so long to take a photo!" ”
Just now, Li Jingming pretended not to use the camera for a long time, which directly caused the three of them to be blown in the cold wind for three minutes in vain, so Zheng Hengdun broke out, but the water in the pool was basically dry in winter, but it didn't reach the surface of his feet, in fact, Li Jingming was not splashed with water at all, Zheng Hengdun was just for the effect of the show, and as a result, Zheng Hengdun was scolded by Lighters afterwards.
"We are one, just have a camera director for taking pictures, can't we contribute to the ratings of our show, showing a abdominal muscle or something." Lu Hongzhe also showed dissatisfaction with Li Jingming at this time, and was ready to pull Li Jingming into the water.
Zheng Junhe was the most direct, rushed over and made a move, and under his leadership, Lu Hongzhe and Zheng Hengdun also came up to help, and six hands groped around Li Jingming's body to pick up his clothes. Li Jingming couldn't directly knock the three people down, so he had to give in helplessly: "I'll come by myself, I'll come by myself, I'll go to the car to change clothes first." ”
"Why am I feeling a little uneasy?" Zheng Junhe came to express his premonition again, and as soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly heard the sound of the car door closing, "Ah, that kid." ”
Fortunately, it was relatively close, and before Li Jingming drove the car away, the three people grabbed the handle of the car door, and Zheng Hengdun even lay directly on the hood of the car. The three of them were speechless, looking at Li Jingming, who had a pure face, actually thinking about escaping at this time, it was really impossible for people to look good, and the sea water was incomprehensible. Lu Hongzhe, an expert in treachery, was the most shocked, and immediately sighed: "It turns out that being deceived and betrayed is this feeling, and I suddenly feel that my previous behavior is really a little sorry for my brothers." ”
"Ah, you kid come out." Zheng Junhe pulled Li Jingming out, "This is my car." ”
"I'm sorry for my brothers, I'm going to buy a few warm patches first, this explanation is very reasonable." Li Jingming touched his nose and didn't feel embarrassed when he was caught doing something bad.
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