Chapter 4: Stuck
At eight o'clock in the morning, He Qian finished his two-hour morning exercise, which is also a habit he once developed, although he just slept all day, and his physical fitness was unmatched, but he decided to give up this habit later, because he felt that his Nine Turns Xuangong was quietly moving towards the third layer, and this exercise could even improve his body, so wouldn't he have to eat an elephant at every meal in the future?
The streets are already full of people, the full bus is driving crookedly, and there is still a group of children sucking soy milk and watching the bus go to bed late and get up late by the stop sign.
He Qianfang ate twenty fried dough sticks, four steamed buns, and eight meat sandwiches on the stall where he set up breakfast, and the boss was stunned, and he forgot to take it when he gave the money, and after eating, he brought some to Ji Huanxin by the way, and bought some other things before returning to his residence.
"Grandma's, the good cabbage has been arched by pigs!"
As soon as he entered the door, he heard Ji Huanxin lying on the bed muttering, He Qian put things on the table and asked Ji Huanxin what was going on.
"Damn, see for yourself! It's a pity that such a beautiful sister died! Ji Huanxin pointed to the TV.
It turned out that the City Express was playing on TV, saying that a female corpse was found in the lake of Youyougu Park, and the forensic examination showed that she had been sexually assaulted many times before her death.
The pair of gray-haired middle-aged people holding the girl's body and crying on the TV screen, He Qian was very guilty, because of his negligence at the time, the girl was **, if he couldn't help it, it would be fine, but at that time, he could already see that the signs were wrong but he didn't stop it.
The picture switched, and another news was broadcast on TV, five unconscious naked men were found at the west gate of the Blue Sky Office Building early this morning, and there seemed to be a large amount of human secretions on the ground, and the strange thing is that the reproductive organs of the five men have shrunk to the size of a baby......
Seeing this, He Qian was a little evil, and these well-dressed beasts had to confiscate the tools of the crime.
"Huh! Lao He, what is this? Ji Huan happily nibbled on the bun and picked up the bag with colorful things.
"It's yellow paper, cinnabar, for you to draw spells" He Qian was also on a whim, because many Taoist methods on the Qiankun Yin and Yang Mantra must be assisted by spells to maximize the effect.
Charms are the necessary things that Taoist priests have always practiced, there are life amulets, blessing charms, exorcism charms, demon hunting charms and the like, pay attention to bathing and changing clothes when drawing charms, burn incense and worship God, but also pay attention to the time, concentrate on painting into a short section, which are all religious personnel to increase the mystery of the charm out of thin air, in fact, the charm is just a carrier, the practitioner will store the true qi in it, and use the corresponding charm to enhance the effect when casting the spell.
The charms of the Neidan faction are mainly auxiliary charms cast with spells, all of which are blessings, body protection, and life-saving charms, as well as ghost retreat charms, divine fire charms, and sealing charms that enhance the effect of spells.
Ji Huanxin pinched the fingers with his left hand, recited the mantra in his mouth, and danced wildly on the yellow paper with a brush dipped in cinnabar in his right hand, tossing all morning, before he made four ghost retreat talismans, two spiritual talismans, two talismans, and also made his true qi consumption of seventy-seven eighty-eight because of what he needed to make a talisman with a full body infusion, a flash of inspiration, and a sense of the ancestral master's protection or something to make a powerful talisman, otherwise either the talisman is invalid, or the power is minimal.
In the afternoon, He Qian followed the chicken to repair the air conditioner for others, this is Ji Huanxin's job, he originally followed others, and then he took an apprentice with him.
When I first did it, I didn't get any salary at all, so I followed the master to do some hard work, beat my hands, and lift tools, if the master can take on some private work, reward the apprentice with a hundred and eighty money for smoking and drinking water. Ji Huanxin also worked for more than half a year in vain, and learned the craft to be able to take orders independently, so the boss gave him a salary, seven or eight hundred, pay some rent to eat and drink, and end up in January.
I took over a business today, and an air conditioner in Langya community broke down.
Ji Huanxin took the tools, rode the dilapidated electric car and set off with He Qian, the car was very broken, the mirrors were all bracket left, and the two big men who added up to almost 300 pounds sat on, and they felt that the body was trembling.
"Your car is broken! Picked up from that garbage heap! He Qian quipped.
"Two hundred oceans to start, and spent five hundred to buy a new battery, just this car you see I still push into the house every day, if the new car you can ride for two weeks without losing it, just hurry up and buy a lottery ticket."
Ji Huanxin grinned, "In recent years, the crowded bus has caught fire, collided with the train, and the plane has disappeared, or our broken electric car is good, the sidewalk, the motor vehicle lane is occupied casually, and the red and yellow lights are casually run!" “
"Well, not as fast as I am!" He Qian sat awkwardly behind him, but he wanted to run over, but he didn't know the road, he had been a soldier for five or six years, and he was seriously disconnected from society.
Half an hour of scorching sun finally arrived on the ground, just the other end of the phone said that it was 18 building A 22 floors, to that building two people were dumbfounded, this building in front of the elevator hung a sign is being repaired, it seems that it is not possible to take the elevator.
"Nima's!" Ji Huanxin kicked down the elevator door hard, "I can only take the stairs!" ”
"Otherwise, I'll take you up on it." He Qian looked at the foothold of the 22nd floor, the balcony is a good place, I am afraid that the pressure will suddenly increase and collapse, it is not good, now this building is not a tofu slag project, it is good to let you live for ten years or eight years, it is not just built and blown down by the wind, even if it is worthy of the owner, this community has been looking at the year for more than ten years, and it is so sudden that it is dangerous. “
"No, it's safe to take the stairs, I've climbed all the higher floors than this." Ji Huanxin parked the electric car, took the tools and prepared to leave.
Ji Huanxin's slimming board is okay, there is no reason why He Qian, who was born in special forces, can't do it.
More than twenty minutes later, the two of them finally arrived at the ground, and Ji Huanxin went to ring the doorbell without caring about sweating profusely.
"The horse next door, why did the dead ghost suddenly come back?" Through the thick security door, He Qian heard a slight curse from a woman inside. "Hide now!" Then there was a flurry of rolling from the bed, followed by hurried footsteps.
After more than ten minutes, the door slowly opened, and a young woman with a disheveled hair, wearing pajamas, looked at them suspiciously: "Who are you?" What the hell! ”
"This is Mr. Li Dewang's house! It was Mr. Li who called us to fix the air conditioner. Ji Huanxin didn't have He Qian's ability to distinguish the whisper, and when he saw the door opened, he quickly revealed his identity.
", the air conditioner isn't broken, don't fix it!" The young woman wiped the sweat from her forehead and slammed the door shut.
"Nima, running so far under the scorching sun, and not repairing the air conditioner, isn't it looking for my brother to open the water?" Ji Huanxin called Mr. Li's phone indignantly and told him about the situation here, and the other end of the phone hung up.
"How?" He Qian hugged his arms and chuckled, this business may not be able to be done today, and it will delay other people's good things.
"Mr. Li said he was calling his wife." Ji Huanxin used Ling Feng's true trick to quickly blow his sweat, and his clothes were sticky to his body.
After He Qian heard the shouting phone call from inside the house, the door was opened, and the young woman had already changed her pajamas into low-cut short-sleeved pajamas, jeans and skirts, and even net socks. “
"Lao He, calm down, we're here to make money." Ji Huan was happy to see that He Qian's face was angry, so he quickly patted him on the shoulder and said softly, "This eight women are really sassy, the buttons behind the bra are not buttoned!" ”
There is also a man sitting on the sofa in the living room, his shirt is buttoned so tightly, even the cuffs are buttoned, the room is stuffy and stuffy, this buddy's entire back is soaked, and the hair is combed so brightly, that is, the hairspray has not been evenly applied, and it is clearly just neat. He saw He Qianji coming happily, and deliberately stood up and spoke: "Hey! Cousin, you're here! Or I'll go back first! “
"Panic! Sit for a while, it's rare for you to come and see your cousin from afar, the sun is very hot outside, they are repairing air conditioning, and they will leave after a while! The young woman hurriedly spoke.
He Qian secretly felt funny, it is estimated that the key head has disturbed others, this woman's anger has not been vented, it seems that she will have to have a shot later, she will ignore this matter, and leave after repairing.
The air conditioner in the house is on, but it is not refrigerated, it is obviously a manifestation of lack of fluoride, Ji Huanxin did not deal with this once or twice, as soon as he heard the sound, he knew that he had started from there, took out the tool and cut it, and then took out the cylinder, and filled the air conditioner with fluorine. Let He Qianran rinse it with clean water.
Finally finished the work, Ji Huanxin turned on the air conditioner, the cold wind was blowing, and the house was instantly much cooler.
After cleaning up the tools, Ji Huanxin also cleaned up the soiled floor by the way, and then said: "80 pieces of fluoride, 50 pieces of air conditioner cleaning, a total of 130 pieces." ”
"No money!"
"No money?" Ji Huanxin was stunned for a moment, "Eldest sister, I'm doing hard work, the market price of fluoride is now rising to 100, I'll give you 80 yuan, this cleaning agent will cost several ...... a bottle."
"I didn't have you to call me!" The young woman raised her eyebrows, "Look at what the floor of my house has been stepped onto, and how much water has I wasted?" Do you know how expensive water is now? This air conditioner has not been repaired, and you still want money? Get out of here! The young woman twisted her nose and fanned the flames, as if her nose was golden.
"It's okay if you don't give it, we can talk to Mr. Li!" The corners of He Qian's mouth twitched, "Chicken, call Mr. Li and ask him to come back and send the money!" ”
When the young woman heard this, she panicked slightly, but soon sneered: "If you want to fight out, don't occupy my place!" As he spoke, he came up and pushed people.
The "cousin" sitting on the sofa also stood up and yelled violently: "Fuck you, get out of here, believe it or not, I'll abolish you!"
"I really don't believe it, what ability is there to shine!" He Qian saw the cousin coming over with a fist and grabbed it: "Dude, shake hands!" “
"It hurts, it hurts, brother, let go!" My cousin's little white face instantly turned the color of pig liver, trembling all over, and his legs couldn't stand steadily.
The young woman looked anxious, and stepped forward to reach out to grab He Qian's face. He Qian's legs parted and tripped on the floor.
The woman threw herself on the spot, howling and screaming, and the high-decibel sound actually penetrated several security doors, alarming many neighbors, and finally even the property manager climbed up with the security guard panting.
The woman simply opened the door and sat on the ground in front of everyone, crying, "Robbery, someone has robbed the house!" ”
"Fuck your head!" He Qian was furious, rushed over and wanted to slap them both but was stopped by Ji Huanxin, took out his mobile phone and was about to call Mr. Li.
Before his phone was broadcast, he heard the woman howling into the phone: "You dead ghost died outside and didn't come back, and you found two people to beat me at home, and my legs were broken......
Ji Huanxin's phone rang quickly, and a man inside shouted: "You kid wait, dare to touch my wife, I don't know how to die if I let you die!" ”
The best way to meet a scoundrel is to use his fists, but it's not good to do it in front of so many people. The property manager still understood the matter and whispered to He Qian: "Dude, let's go!" Don't ask for this money, this house and the couple are well-known here, and the property fees have been owed for several months, I heard that my husband is messing around outside, and I can't afford to mess with it! “
"Let's go! Treat it as if it's for nothing! Ji Huanxin spit hard and wiped a handful of sweat from his body.
"Spicy Bi! I still want to leave after beating someone, don't even think of it if I don't give me medical bills! The shrew blocked her body at the door and grabbed Ji Huanxin's legs, and she didn't dare to touch it again.
"It's not money! Okay, good, how much? He Qian smiled instead.
"Twenty thousand, not a word is enough!" The young woman said viciously.
"Okay, I have a card of just 20,000 yuan, the money I saved yesterday, and the password is written on the back, that guy in the house, you use the computer to check it!" He Qian threw a card at his cousin, who had never come out of the house.
Ten minutes later, after the cousin received an affirmative answer, the young woman got up from the ground with a scolding attitude, stretched out her arms, and pointed outside: "Get out!" “
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Half an hour later, Ji Huanxin and He sneaked downstairs, and the people who watched the excitement also dispersed, and they went back to their respective homes.
"Lao He, I'm sorry, you have to pay for it!" Ji Huanxin rubbed his hands and said, "It's not easy to do anything, like this scoundrel, I met one every other month!" “
"It's okay, I'll take out a lot of money for you later!" He Qian said.
"You're not going to break in again! I know you're great, but you can't come openly! Ji Huanxin hurriedly said.
"It's fine!" He Qian smiled and said in a deep voice, "Lin Yu is here!" ”
Lin Yu is the female ghost she met yesterday, since she claims to obey her orders, she is just needed now, He Qian thought.
Although it is now close to the afternoon, ghosts generally dare not appear during the day, because the yang energy is too heavy during the day, and the ghosts are yin, and they are easily damaged after appearing, but if they appear indoors in a place to avoid the sun for a moment and a half, they can still support it.
A moment later, a gust of wind blew, and the broken elevator door suddenly opened, revealing a pale face from inside.
"Holy shit! Hell! Ji Huanxin panicked and pinched his fingers and recited the mantra.
"Real person, don't read it, it's a slave!" The pale shadow showed her form, a young woman in her 30s, this should be her true appearance.
"Lin Yu, I'm going to use you again!"
"Yo! The slave family is willing to use it with real people! Hehe...... "Lin Yu put his arm over.
"Go up!" He Qian pulled Ji Huanxin into the elevator, "22nd floor." The elevator went up silently.
After the 22nd floor arrived, He Qian listened to the door of the house just now, this shrew is really like a wolf and a tiger, and now she is playing with her cousin again, and she is still a female superior when she listens to the movement.
"Lin Yu, you heard the movement! You attach yourself to the woman, just stay in that position and wait for her husband to come back! He Qian commanded.
"Don't worry, I can't stop when I'm on it! Hey! Lin Yu walked through the door.
"Wait a minute, there is a 20,000 yuan bank card in it to give out, and another 130 yuan from the woman's wallet will be taken out for me!" This hard-earned money can't be lost, He Qian thought for a while, "Give me that man's mobile phone and throw it out." ”
Two minutes later, the security door opened a crack, the card, money, and mobile phone were placed on the ground, and then listening to the movement inside, the bed shook and the ground shook, and the woman's cry was estimated to be heard from a few streets away.
The corners of He Qian's mouth floated slightly, picked up the mobile phone and called Li Dewang's phone, and without speaking, he threw it directly on the floor again, the sound of the live broadcast is very easy to illustrate.
"Let's go back and have a drink!" He Qian closed the door and pulled Ji Huanxin down to take the elevator downstairs. This elevator has already been done by Lin Yu.
Soon after the two of them got out of the elevator, they saw a Mazda driving over, and before they could stop, they jumped out of it a bald man with a dragon and a tiger, with a face full of meat, a big gold chain around his neck, and a drunken body, but it did not affect his running speed, and he rushed into the elevator after knocking on the door.
A moment later, He Qian saw that the glass of the 22nd floor resident was broken, and a chair flew out of it, and after another twenty minutes, the police car and ambulance buzzed to arrive.
Thirty minutes later, the police arrested a swearing man, and several nurses carried a pair of scarred men and women on stretchers, strangely still riding on the man, and the key parts were still closely linked.
The people around were talking with great interest, "This is the woman who suddenly contracted and got stuck in a hurry, I heard that the dog can get stuck, but I didn't expect people to ......be stuck."