What about the big bed room?

Ye Chenmeng looked at the bed in this room, not to mention the big bed, it was a single bed at all! said that the big bed, even if it is not two meters, it can be figured out at one meter eight! However, this bed looks no more than 1.2 meters at most......

"Husband, I'm going to have a good theory with the boss! Don't pull me! After the woman finished speaking, she walked angrily in the direction of the door, and the man stood by the bed, looking at the fried woman calmly.

Ye Chenmeng took two steps and turned around: "You really don't pull me?" Aren't you afraid that I'll be bullied by the boss? ”

"My wife's posture looks like I'm going to bully the boss's wife. Come on! The man gave her a thumbs up, as if he was very optimistic about her.

Ye Chenmeng turned around speechlessly, pointed to the small bed and said, "The boss lady is clearly bullying us!" Look at this bed, how do two people sleep? Forget it, don't you want to open one again......"

With that, she grabbed her purse and walked out the door.

This time, Lan Lichuan really grabbed his arm.

With a slight force on his arm, he pulled the woman directly into his arms and said softly, "Sleep on top of each other!" ”

"......" what a bad idea!

Ye Chenmeng pushed away the man behind him and gave her a roll of his eyes: "Do you sleep under the bed and I sleep on the bed?" ”

"Wife, it's raining outside, can you bear to let me sleep on the ground?" The man glanced out the window.

Ye Chenmeng also looked at the man's gaze, obviously there was still a moon when he came, and it was raining heavily outside. It is said that the thundershowers in summer are capricious, and it seems that the rainstorms in autumn are more arbitrary. It's autumn, no wonder it's a little cold.

She took her gaze back: "Then I'll sleep on the ground?" You know that I didn't sleep well, and I kicked you down, don't you still have to sleep on the ground? ”

"I'm wronged and let you sleep on it?" He glanced at the painting on the bedside.

Ye Chenmeng also followed the man's gaze, and then saw that there was a painting hanging on the bed, which was not a landscape painting that cultivated sentiment, let alone a high-end oil painting, but a ......

Spring. Gong Tu probably looks like this!

The overlapping posture of men and women made Ye Chenmeng's face red.

What would it take for a hotel to put such a picture at the head of the bed?

Ye Chenmeng suddenly felt that the white sheets were disgusting......

Lan Lichuan smiled helplessly, as if he could see through her expression, so he looked at her and said, "Go wash your face first, and sleep in your clothes for a while." ”

That's it. She didn't bring her ID card, even if she wanted to find the proprietress to reopen a room, the proprietress would definitely not open it to her. One person, one certificate is the basic requirement for accommodation now, and the proprietress may have let him go because of Lan Lichuan's appearance.

So the two had to go to the bathroom to wash up.

The rain outside the window was dripping, Lan Lichuan came out after washing his face and was about to turn off the light, but was pulled by Ye Chenmeng: "Why don't you sleep with the lights on tonight?" ”

"Recognize the bed?" He didn't remember that she had a habit of recognizing the bed.

Ye Chenmeng shook his head and said, "As soon as I turn off the light, I remember that painting......

These words made Lan Lichuan cry and laugh.

took the woman into his arms, carefully helped her cover the quilt, and then said with a smile: "Do you want to try?" ”

"Don't try!" She didn't think twice about it, and answered with great certainty.

The picture is too *, more than watching a blockbuster*. This proprietress is probably a psychopath!!

She reached out and hugged the man's waist tightly, and said, "We must leave early tomorrow morning." ”

He nodded and said, "Let's turn off the lights and go to sleep!" Turning on the light is not conducive to the secretion of melatonin in the human body, and it is easy to reduce the body's immune function. ”

Ye Chenmeng suddenly smiled, he looked up at the man and said, "I feel like I went out with an encyclopedia and an all-round Doraemon." ”

"What is Doraemon?"

"......" Ye Chenmeng's eyes when he looked at Lan Lichuan completely turned into consternation, and he couldn't help but laugh and tease him: "Don't you like to watch anime?" How could you not know Doraemon? ”

"When did I tell you I like to watch anime?" He reached out and hooked the woman's chin and asked her.

She said confidently: "That day, the meat bun complained to me that the Pleasant Goat and the Big Big Wolf that accompanied you for almost two hours!" ”

"......" That's because he thought Meat Bun and Zhibao liked to watch cartoons!!

Lan Lichuan took a deep breath, stretched out his arm from the quilt, crossed the woman's body, and decided to turn off the table lamp placed on top of Ye Chenmeng's head.

However, he had just touched the button of the lamp when the door of the entire hotel was suddenly kicked open.

At the door, five or six policemen held black guns in their hands and yelled, "Don't move!" ”

Ye Chenmeng was immediately stupid. Frightened, he immediately raised his hands and made a gesture of surrender.

Lan Lichuan frowned, and he didn't dare to act rashly when he was lying on Ye Chenmeng.

His handsome brow furrowed in a deep arc, and he looked at the policemen at the door in bewilderment.

What's going on?

One of the officers lowered his gun and pulled out two handcuffs, while the other officer turned on the headlights throughout the room.

The light was so dazzling that Ye Chenmeng couldn't help blinking. She looked at the people's police in confusion: "Mr. Police......"

"Shut up!" Mr. Police glanced at Ye Chenmeng, and then said to the two: "Get up and put on your clothes, hold your head in your hands, and squat against the wall outside!" ”

"......" Lan Lichuan frowned lightly and looked at the police: "Is there any misunderstanding?" ”

"Less nonsense, get dressed, huh? Hold your head and go over and squat! Mr. Police kicked Lan Lichuan directly.

Ye Chenmeng swallowed a mouthful of saliva in surprise, then quickly lifted the quilt and pulled it, pulled Lan Lichuan to the wall with his head in his hands, and squatted well.

After all, people have guns in their hands......

When she went out, she saw that many men and women were squatting by the wall in disheveled clothes. On the other hand, she and Lan Lichuan are the most neatly dressed.

At this moment, she seemed to understand something in a daze, looked back at Lan Lichuan and said, "Didn't we get on the thief ship?" ”

The "......" doesn't look like a thief ship, but it's not much better than a thief ship.

"Mr. Policeman, you've caught the wrong person!" Ye Chenmeng got up and looked at Mr. Policeman.

Mr. Police turned his gun and aimed it at Ye Chenmeng: "Take out your ID card!" ”

"Uh...... Not...... Didn't bring it. She had no choice but to crouch down again.

Mr. Police frowned, and looked at her with a righteous face: "Squat if you don't bring it." I'll go back to the police station in a while and explain it honestly! ”

After Mr. Policeman finished speaking, a group of policemen with black cloth hoods poured in outside. Before Lan Lichuan could talk to Ye Chenmeng, the black hood was directly put on the heads of the two of them, and then Mr. Police took the man's handcuffs and pushed them outside.

Lan Lichuan's eyes were dark, and he was about to lift the hood when suddenly, a strong flash of light came violently.

He immediately stopped what he was doing.

Ye Chenmeng listened stupidly to the sound of the police car's horn, and then was directly pushed into the police car by the police officer behind him.

It was a dreamlike night, and she still hadn't realized what had happened. Until the police car stopped smoothly at the door of the Public Security Bureau.

Then she was escorted to the police station with Lan Lichuan, and she finally reacted and looked at Lan Lichuan: "Husband, did the police uncle arrest the wrong person?" ”

Lan Lichuan was about to speak, when he heard the policeman's uncle slap the table coldly, and then looked at all the people and said, "Give me all my ID cards!" ”

Ye Chenmeng looked innocently at the police uncle and said, "Uncle policeman, I didn't bring ......"

The policeman glanced at her, to be exact, she looked her carefully up and down, left and right, front and back, and then asked, "Tell me, how much do you spend a night?" ”

Ye Chenmeng thought that he was talking about the price of the hotel, so he raised the corners of his lips without concealing it and said with a smile: "Three hundred and five!" ”

As soon as Ye Chenmeng finished speaking, the entire noisy police station instantly calmed down.

Out of nowhere, a woman's deep voice came: "Why? We're only eighty-one nights! ”

"Not really! I'm only one hundred and two when I'm so good-looking! Why is she three hundred? Isn't the boss lady a cheater? ”

"You look like this, are you a hundred and two? I'm only a hundred! I have more breasts than you, and the proprietress is too bad at business! ”

"......" Ye Chenmeng glanced back at everyone, and was once again blindsided. What's the situation? Isn't it better to stay in a hotel as cheaper possible? Why does everyone seem to dislike that they have less money, isn't she the one who was cheated?

Looking at his own Mrs. Lan's harmless appearance, Lan Er beside him also sighed deeply!

When he was about to open his mouth to Ye Chenmeng, the woman who had just said a hundred yuan suddenly looked at Lan Lichuan with fine eyes and began to talk: "Handsome guy, you look so handsome and come out to call for special services?" The woman next to you isn't good! It's quite expensive! Why don't you look at me......"

"What are you doing!!" The policeman's uncle patted the table and looked at the scantily clad 'hundred': "Are you still planning to do business at the police station?" You say that you are raised by your parents, why are you not good, you have to do this! And you, who look so upright, it's not good to talk about love and get married, you have to do something to stimulate prostitution. Prostitute, are you worthy of your family by doing this? ”

The police uncle pointed to Lan Lichuan for a good ideological education.

Ye Chenmeng finally understood at this time, Uncle Police, this is sweeping pornography!!

"Uncle policeman, you really misunderstood. This is my husband! Husband, you know, right? We are following legal procedures and working with certificates! Ye Chenmeng couldn't help but laugh and pulled Lan Lichuan to the policeman's uncle.

The policeman's uncle looked at the two of them, and before he could speak, he heard the 'one hundred yuan' casually pull a man and said: "Comrade policeman, we are still two people!" ”

“……”

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Small Theatre Attack:

In front of the TV. Yucheng was holding a bag of potato chips, looking at the picture on TV, suddenly paused, and yelled at the man in the kitchen at the top of his voice: "Rongrong, come out and see, hurry up!" ”

Murong He rushed out of the kitchen with a kitchen knife: "What are you looking at?" You're in bed again? ”

San Shao: Do you think this looks like Lan Lan and her sister-in-law?

After Sanshao finished speaking, as soon as he turned around, he suddenly found that Rong Rong was gone, and just about to look for it, he saw Rong Rong Xin posting a Weibo: The Qu County Police Department has made meritorious contributions to eliminating pornography, and it is glorious to eliminate harm in the name. Support!

So, Sanshao silently clicked a like on that Weibo......