Chapter 395: Taking a Cold Shower?
In the cabinet of the Heart Cultivation Palace, Mu Yuanqi lay on the table dejectedly, thinking about his beastly behavior just now, and he couldn't wait to slap himself on the ground and not be able to deduct it. How did he do such a thing?
Confused, too confused!!
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty—"
The tactful, soft and shrill voice pierced the air and pierced Mu Yuanqi's ears, "Say!! ”
With a cool word, Xiao Dezi suddenly held his running feet, walked gently to Mu Yuanqi's side, pinched his shoulders, beat his legs, and said flatteringly: "Your Majesty, things, Su Gongzi has taken them." ”
"Accepted? What did he say? “
Mu Yuanqi was overjoyed, hurriedly got up, grabbed Xiao Dezi, who was shocked by himself and almost fell and squatted, and asked.
Xiao Dezi's little heart tightened, Your Majesty's posture, I feel so good-
Seeing Xiao Dezi's obscene look, Mu Yuanqi suddenly patted him angrily, lifted his internal force, and slammed his throat:
"Little Dezi !!!"
"Hey, hey, the slave is here, that, Your Majesty, the slave said, Song Gongzi has accepted the things."
Hmm, why is Your Majesty so fierce? A certain eunuch roared inwardly.
Mu Yuanqi rolled his eyes, glared at Xiao Dezi fiercely, and repeated: "I am asking you, Su Jing, what did he say?" ”
"No, no, oh, I didn't say anything except thank you to the minion."
Didn't say that?
Mu Yuanqi suddenly felt as if he had been broken and had broken a basin of cold water, Su Jing actually said thank you to Xiao Dezi, and didn't say anything else?
"Xiao Dezi, you, go and collect it for me, what do you have to do to make him happy?"
Xiao Dezi covered his mouth and laughed stupidly, and said proudly: "Your Majesty, whoever you provoke, you don't have to do anything, they all have to be happy." You are Your Majesty, the Son of Heaven, where do they have the qualifications to be unhappy? ”
"Oh, yes—"
Mu Yuanqi groaned, and suddenly, he slapped Xiao Dezi's head hard, and said angrily: "Fart!! I'm human, they're human, and I've him off, so why aren't they qualified to be angry? It's just nonsense!! ”
"Huh? Your Majesty, Your Majesty, minion, minion nonsense, don't be angry, don't be angry. You wouldn't be to make Su Gongzi angry, would you? ”
His Majesty the Emperor nodded, yes, it should have made him angry. First, he actually insulted Su Jing's personality and doubted his male body. Second, he did something wrong, and almost verified Su Jing's gender in the form of indecent behavior. Third, shouldn't he change to a slightly more upscale place next time he knocks on the wall, for example, the door of the Heart Cultivation Palace, what kind of broken place just now? What if the door falls and hits someone?
Well, it seems to be thinking far again.
The expression on Mu Yuanqi's face can only be described in one sentence: stealing incense is not successful, and annoyance and shame become angry.
"Your Majesty, although Su Gongzi is long, he is better than a slave, but the slave is by your side and never abandons, for so many years, why do you give up the near and far, and you have to worry about Su Gongzi!!!"
Xiao Dezi is called a grievance in his heart, although he is a eunuch, he also has a eunuch heart!!
The palace maids and eunuchs in this palace, some are worried about Prince Sheng'an, some are worried about Prince Xie, and a few are worried about Princess Sheng'an, but there are also many of him who are worried about this Mu Yuanqi.
These are all the secrets of the palace that have to be said.
"Xiao Dezi, you go to find me, look for it from the book, you can't find a way to keep him from getting angry, and you don't have to see me!!"
Mu Yuanqi flicked his sleeves and looked depressed.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, don't you want a minion?"
"Three-two-one, little Dezi, if you don't disappear in front of my eyes again, I promise to throw you to the Qinglou and make you miserable."
"Woo woo, Your Majesty is too bad, too bad-"
It wasn't until the moonlight burst out and the golden wuxi fell that Xiao Dezi was in front of Mu Yuanqi's eyes again.
When Xiao Dezi came, Mu Yuanqi was reading the book and sat aside and wandered.
"Your Majesty, the minions have found some methods, do you want to hear it?"
Xiao Dezi tiptoed to Mu Yuanqi's side, and was just about to stretch out his hand to test whether Mu Yuanqi was wandering or reading, Mu Yuanqi reacted instinctively, quickly came back to his senses, calmly twisted his fingers, and turned a page of the book.
I think that at the beginning, when I practiced this trick, I was still in Guozijian, and in order to deal with the doctors of Guozijian, I pretended to turn the page and turned the beaten one.
"Say."
Mu Yuanqi put the book in his hand aside, raised his head, looked at Xiao Dezi with a serious attitude, and looked at Xiao Dezi's head by more than ten degrees, the temperature on his face rose by more than ten degrees, and the color of his skin darkened by several degrees.
"Your Majesty, after a lot of hardships, the slave broke through the difficulties of the stroke, and passed five levels and killed six generals——·"
"Xiao Dezi, if you don't give me some more slipping, I will make you suffer a lot and become difficult."
"Woo woo, yes, Your Majesty—"
After being threatened, Xiao Dezi was much more honest, poured a cup of tea for Mu Yuanqi, put on a serious tone, and said in a serious voice: "First, bear the guilt of Jing pleading." It is said that this success rate, 100 percent, applies to men and women, husbands and wives, and all kinds of men and women.
"Men and women? Xiao Dezi, do you want to say, am I a man and a woman, or is Su Jing a man and a woman? Well? ”
Angry with him, he is still guilty of petitioning? He is a dignified emperor, the younger brother of the dignified sage Sheng'an, and he ran to plead guilty to a little-known person, then, he can't laugh off people's big teeth!!!
"Turn your back."
He can't kick Xiao Dezi's ass into flowers, how can he be worthy of the promise he made to Su Jing today?
Xiao Dezi bit the handkerchief, turned around aggrievedly, and before he could turn it completely, there was a pain in his buttocks, Mu Yuanqi stood in place, kicked over, and hit his buttocks.
"Oops-mother, it hurts so much-"
"Shut up !! me"
Suddenly, the handkerchief was stuffed into his mouth, and Xiao Dezi made a gesture with his hand with tears in his eyes: Your Majesty, can the slave turn around and continue to say no?
But Mu Yuanqi really didn't understand this action," he said. ”
As soon as he heard Mu Yuanqi ask him to say, Xiao Dezi hurriedly took the handkerchief out of his mouth, and was just about to stuff it into his arms, when he saw Mu Yuanqi's face full of disgust, he immediately took it out and threw it aside, hehe smiled, "This second article is to give gifts to please." This gift is exquisite, but it can't be like giving it to Lord Cao, we have to give it sincerely, and give it to Su Gongzi who likes it. ”
What does Su Jing like?
Mu Yuanqi was confused, what does Su Jing like?
"Su Gongzi is also a man, and the most liked by men is women. So Your Majesty, if you want, you might as well send a woman! ”
"Turn around!"
The smile on Xiao Dezi's face froze there, and he wailed in his heart: Why is Your Majesty unhappy with a word, and you want to kick someone, how bad is this problem!!!
But although he thought so in his heart, Mu Yuanqi asked him to turn around, how could he not turn around?
Even if he was pitiful, he slowly turned around, like a broken flower that was being pulled out, and he was alone with the deep malice from Mu Yuanqi.
Kicking it up, it was heavier than Fang Cai's kick, and the fire in Mu Yuanqi's heart was a little smaller," continued. ”
This is a typical beating up of a person and letting people serve him. Xiao Dezi made a bitter face, turned his head, and sobbed: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you, if you don't, just give Su Gongzi a tender strategy, write some letters, write as pitiful as you want, Su Gongzi will definitely be influenced!" ”
"Turn around."
Mu Yuanqi had a calm face, his face was expressionless, and he said calmly, the emotions in his eyes were like sinking into the night, he couldn't see clearly, and he couldn't tell the truth.
Xiao Dezi pursed his mouth and turned around little by little, waiting for the fate of being kicked.
After waiting for a long time, Mu Yuanqi didn't kick it, and suddenly, he was slapped twice on the shoulder, and then he heard Mu Yuanqi's voice behind him: "I think you said a bunch of nonsense." But I did think of it, I should send something to Su Jing, and he also helped me a lot before, so you go to the warehouse, pick out something to nourish the kidney, and send it to him. ”
Kidney-tonifying?
Hey, Your Majesty, this, this is too obvious!!
Xiao Dezi covered his lips and laughed stupidly, wait, tonify the kidneys?!!!! Could it be that Your Majesty is still the one below?
Woo woo, Emperor Xian, the slave is sorry for you! The minion failed to stop His Majesty from attacking Su Gongzi, and he didn't stop His Majesty from being the one who went down!! Woowoo woo –
In the middle of the night, Xiao Dezi's wailing resounded in the sky, Mu Yuanqi was angry, drove him out, lay on the table, flipped through various books in his hands, and saw if he could find something to write and give it to the past.
But what Mu Yuanqi didn't expect was that after three days of delivery, Su Jing didn't reply at all, and disappeared again.
This made His Majesty Mu Yuanqi very unhappy, and every day his temper also came up, his anger also came up, and his gums were planted.
"Imperial Doctor Wu, can you do this? Your Majesty, how many days has it been on fire? Why can't you get your majesty to put out the fire? “
Imperial Physician Wu glanced at Xiao Dezi pitifully, and said with emotion: "Father-in-law De, you hurry up, either let Your Majesty take a cold shower, or find a palace maid for Your Majesty, in short, don't look for me again." ”
Taking a cold shower?
Tsk, no, no, if the cold enters the body, it will not be good if the typhoid fever is bad.
Looking for a palace maid?
This can be considered.
On the night of the bathroom, Xiao Dezi's father-in-law self-righteously arranged for Mu Yuanqi to be a beautiful palace maid with different rings, fat, swallows and thinness, washed it, lined up in a row, and sent it to the Heart Cultivation Palace.
That night, it is said that there are beauties falling from the sky in the Heart Cultivation Palace, no more, no less, just ten. Oh, and it is also said that in the end, there was a eunuch who fell from the sky, and it just so happened that it was really the father-in-law of Xiao Dezi.
After that day, Xiao Dezi was thrown away to wash the toilet, and Imperial Physician Wu found out that the matter was exposed, and went to Hanshan Temple to become a monk.
But that's all for later. It's just that Mu Yuanqi waited for more than half a month, but he didn't see Su Jing. Time, in a flash, came the day before the autumn exam.