"Live with your sister!" I was answered by the roars of the two women, and the content was surprisingly consistent.

"Haha...... Just kidding, don't mind. I scratched the back of my head and smiled awkwardly.

Damn, do these two women have an electrocardiogram? The answer was the same.

Xu Shengnan glanced at me angrily: "Lin Xiao, I warn you, I let you live in the house, just for the sake of you to protect Mengge, if it weren't for you to protect Mengge, I wouldn't let you live in my house." ”

"Uh...... I know, Assistant Xu, what are you trying to express when you tell me? I looked at Xu Shengnan inexplicably.

"I'm telling you this just to tell you, don't think about it." Xu Shengnan said: "After entering my house, you must collect the specifications, don't think about it, and ah, you must love to be clean, don't make my house dirty." ”

"......" I looked at Xu Shengnan with a black line: "Is it over?" ”

"It's over." Xu Shengnan nodded.

"Let's go up when we're done."

Xi Mengge followed behind, looked at my embarrassment, covered her mouth and snickered.

"What are you laughing at, it's not all because of you!" I glared at Xi Mengge angrily.

"What, what me? Does it have anything to do with me? Xi Mengge looked at me unconvinced: "It's obvious that you are arguing with Sister Shengnan, what does it matter to me?" ”

"Of course it has something to do with you, if it weren't for your bodyguard, would I have followed me to get angry?" I said angrily: "It's good for you, if you don't help me speak, forget it, and still make up the knife behind your back." ”

"Are you angry?" Xi Mengge's eyes widened, and he swept it over me a few times very seriously: "I don't look at you like you're angry, I see that you're obviously very happy, you can live with the two of us big beauties, you can steal the fun, and you actually said that you came to be angry." ”

I was speechless by Xi Mengge's words, this Nizi, when did you become so sharp-tongued?

I was arguing with Xi Mengge when Xu Shengnan led us into her house.

It's a complex building, two floors, the room is very freshly furnished, we just went in, and a puppy rushed out of the room.

This is a short-tailed dog, with brown hair all over its body, and since I don't have much research on dogs, I don't know what kind of dog it is, anyway, this dog's size looks like the kind that can be kicked by me.

No threat.

Here's my evaluation of this puppy.

"Woohoo!" When the brown-haired dog saw Xu Shengnan, he rushed over excitedly, ran to Xu Shengnan's feet, and kept rubbing against Xu Shengnan.

"Jump, I haven't seen you for a few days, do you miss me?" Xu Shengnan picked up the dog and looked at the brown-haired dog with a doting expression.

The brown-haired dog was very enthusiastic about Xu Shengnan, but when he saw me, he barked.

"Woohoo!" The brown-haired dog kept barking at me.

I made a threatening gesture to the brown-haired dog: "Boy, you bark again, be careful that I gag your mouth." ”

Xu Shengnan glanced at me angrily: "Lin Xiao, can you be serious, he is just a dog, don't you even let go of the dog?" ”

"That's it, Sister Katsuo, your puppy is so cute." Xi Mengge also gave me a blank look, and the look in his eyes was almost like looking at a nervous disorder.

But looking at the eyes of the brown-haired dog, it was full of doting, she stood next to Xu Shengnan, wanting to reach out and stroke the brown-haired dog, but she seemed to be a little scared.

"Sister Katsuo, is it called bouncing? What a cute name! Simungge praised.

I stood behind and kept rolling my eyes, I went, the name of this rotten street is also cute, does this girl have an appreciation level.

Alas, I'm really worried about her aesthetics.

"Sister Katsuo, can I touch it? Will it bite me? Xi Mengge looked at the brown-haired dog with glowing eyes, wanting to touch it but not daring to touch it.

"Jump, this is my good friend Mengge, do you let her touch it? Don't lose your temper. Xu Shengnan said to the brown-haired dog.

I'll go...... Is this girl being raised? I don't believe it's useful to say such a sentence yet.

However, the next scene made my eyes widen, and I saw Xi Mengge touching the head of the brown-haired dog, and the brown-haired dog closed his eyes and looked very happy.

"Wow, it's so comfortable, its fur is so comfortable." Simonge shouted happily.

My fur is more comfortable! I said secretly in my heart.

It's a pity that these two women don't know the goods, they only know how to touch dogs, not people.

"I guess this dog must be a male dog." I walked over, circled the brown-haired dog twice, and said in a serious manner.

"How do you know it's a male dog?" Xu Shengnan said in surprise.

"You look at the way it enjoys, when you see a man screaming, when you see a beautiful woman, you laugh, it's even better than me!" I was angry and white-eyed, brown-haired dog.

The brown-haired dog heard my voice, opened his eyes again, and then barked at me again: "Wangwang, Wangwang......"

"Damn!"

"Haha......" Xu Shengnan and Xi Mengge couldn't help but be overjoyed.

Xu Shengnan said funny: "Lin Xiao, let you say bad things about it, let me tell you, Jumping is very smart, I want it not to be fierce to you, as long as you treat it well, and when it is familiar with your smell, it will not be cruel to you, it has nothing to do with gender." ”

"Then why doesn't it go to Simmon?" I asked, unconvinced.

"Because I'm good-looking." Xi Mengge said without shame at all.

I rolled my eyes: "In the eyes of a dog, maybe you are not as good as a female dog." ”

"Lin Xiao, can you still talk well?" Xi Mengge was suddenly choked by my words and couldn't speak.

"Huh...... Alright, let's go inside. Xu Shengnan said: "Lin Xiao, it's not right to be fierce with Mengge, it's because Mengge has come to my house before, so it knows Mengge, but it's just not very familiar with Mengge." ”

After listening to Xu Shengnan's words, I showed a sudden expression: "I also said that it was because I was good-looking, I was really not ashamed at all." I glanced at Xi Mengge and said unceremoniously.

Xi Mengge was about to refute, when a middle-aged woman suddenly walked out of the kitchen: "Girl, you're back." ”

"Well, Aunt Niu, thank you for taking care of you these days." Xu Shengnan said: "Aunt Niu, my friend will stay with me for a few days, I will give you a vacation during this time, you can go home and have a good rest." ”

"Thank you." The middle-aged woman said gratefully.

"Huh...... Aunt Niu is welcome. Xu Shengnan smiled slightly.

The middle-aged woman cleaned up and left.

Xu Shengnan put the brown-haired dog into the dog house, and then said to us: "Okay, now arrange a place for you to live." ”

"Lin Xiao, I live upstairs with Mengge, you can live downstairs." Xu Shengnan said to me.

"Why do I have to live downstairs? No, I don't agree, I strongly demand that I live upstairs too! I said righteously, "I want to protest that you are discriminating against men!"

I made a strong protest against Xu Shengnan's arrangement, the house is everyone's Oh no, men and women are the same, why are only women allowed to live upstairs, but I have to live downstairs?

This is discrimination against men, an injustice to men, and I must appeal for my legitimate legal rights!

"Lin Xiao, what do you want to do? What wishful thinking is in your head, do you think I don't know? Xu Shengnan glanced at me: "So don't make such a disgusting reaction, if you want to live here, you have to listen to me."

"Yes, Sister Shengnan, this guy Lin Xiao is bad, we two weak women live with him, we must be wary of him." Xi Mengge also shouted, not only did not speak for me, but stood on Xu Shengnan's side.

I was angry and white-eyed Xi Mengge, is this girl afraid that the world will not be chaotic? I was so angry that I turned my elbow outward, and it seemed that I needed to find a good time to pull her to the little dark room to educate her.

"Huh...... Lin Xiao, don't say that I am targeting you, you see that there are three of us here, the fairest way is for the minority to obey the majority, and Mengge and I both support this approach......" Xu Shengnan looked at me with a smug face.

Rub, this Xu Shengnan is really good at talking.

"Okay, let's live downstairs, I agree!" I don't agree, I have to agree, I can't help it, people have to bow their heads under the eaves!

I thought it would be the end of it, but it turned out that I was naïve, and the exploitation of me by the two women did not end with my compromise.

"Also, if we want to live here, we need three more chapters of the law." Xu Shengnan stretched out three fingers with a sly face.

"What? There are also three chapters of the law! "Hearing Xu Shengnan's words, my head instantly became bigger.

Rub, are these two women guarding me like wolves? Am I so dangerous?

"Of course, in order to prevent you from doing bad things and ensure our safety, we must make an appointment with you in three chapters." Xu Shengnan said confidently.

"Okay, let's talk about it." I said tiredly.

"First, you can't go upstairs without our permission." Xu Shengnan said.

"Okay, I'll accept that." Anyway, I can't go upstairs to sleep, and it doesn't matter if I can't go upstairs.

"Second, you can't peek when we're taking a shower, you can't touch our underwear, you can't ......" Then Xu Shengnan balabala said a bunch of things I can't do.

In her mouth, I'm just a shameless super lewd man.

My face was full of black lines: "Your second article is a bit too much."

"You can't do these things anyway." Xu Shengnan has no intention of reasoning with me, sure enough, never try to reason with a woman, the ancients did not deceive me.

"Third, you are responsible for the food that jumps." The corners of Xu Shengnan's mouth hooked up a sly smile.

"What? Why does this broken dog still need me to take care of it? "I can still take care of the first two, after all, they are thinking about themselves, and I really can't figure out the third condition.

But I couldn't figure out what to do, so I stayed anyway!

And so I began my miserable life of cohabitation.