The new book has been opened, a funny and light-hearted ghost hunting novel, and the following is a preview read:

Night, Jiangcheng University.

"There's a haunted house ahead." Two men and a woman stood in front of a gloomy building, shivering.

The girl is sweet-looking, with long hair and waist-length, which is incredibly beautiful.

And the two boys, one is tall and handsome, and the other is only in his early seventies.

The only thing the two of them have in common is that they both like the girl in front of them.

"Chu Feng, why don't we go back......" The girl looked at the rich and handsome Gao Fu and whispered a little scared.

Before the boy known as Chu Feng could speak, Zhang Yu, the dick man next to him, patted his chest and said, "Xiaoman, you don't have to worry about me here, I will protect you!" ”

Xiao Man glanced at Zhang Yu and said with a little disdain: "Can you stop shaking your legs first?" ”

Zhang Yu glanced down and was suddenly a little embarrassed.

He immediately took a deep breath, trying to calm down.

But his legs were not angry, and he kept shivering in the cold wind.

"It's just a pretend." Chu Feng sneered in his heart.

Chu Feng was very unhappy tonight, he had arranged a few roommates in this haunted house to "play ghosts", in order to come to a heroic rescue and show his heroism, but unexpectedly, this Zhang Yu had to follow.

"You'll be better later." Chu Feng glanced at Zhang Yu coldly, and then strode towards the haunted house.

This haunted house is very famous in Jiangcheng University, and it is said that a girl was murdered in this building, but for the sake of fame, the school not only did not call the police, but paid to suppress the matter.

Therefore, the ghost of the girl lingers, wandering in this building night and night.

But this is all a legend, and the two men and women in front of them obviously don't believe it.

"Ghosts? That's all nonsense. Chu Feng looked disdainful.

The three of them strode towards the girl's dormitory, and soon they came to the door of the dormitory.

At this time, a gust of wind blew, and there was a sound in the dormitory.

"Ahh Xiao Man was so frightened that he immediately hugged Chu Feng's arm.

"Ahh Immediately after, Zhang Yu also screamed and hugged Chu Feng's other arm.

Chu Feng pushed Zhang Yu away, and couldn't help but say with some disgust: "Are you disgusting?" If you're scared, get out! ”

Zhang Yu coughed dryly and said, "Afraid? I started catching ghosts at the age of three, I broke through the Yama Temple at the age of five, I drank tea with the king of Yama at the age of seven, and I was ten years old..."

"Shut up!" Chu Feng's forehead floated over a burst of black lines.

Xiao Man couldn't help but glance at Zhang Yu a little forcedly.

knew that Zhang Yu liked to pretend to be forced, but he didn't expect to be able to pretend like this.

"Click!"

At this moment, the door of this dormitory suddenly seemed to be blown open by something, and a gust of wind whistled through.

Immediately afterward, I saw a woman in a white dress floating out.

"Ahh Xiao Man was so frightened that he got into Chu Feng's arms.

"Ahh Zhang Yu also screamed, he wanted to drill into Chu Feng's arms, but found that Chu Feng was holding Xiao Man with both hands.

“CNM！” Zhang Yu scolded, he didn't think about it, and immediately lay on the ground and pretended to be dead.

Out of fear, there was a burst of urine coming out of his crotch.

"Ding! The pretending ghost hunting system is being detected. At this moment, a voice suddenly flashed in Zhang Yu's mind.

Pretending to be a system? Zhang Yu couldn't help but be stunned, could it be that he was scared stupid?

"Ding! Tested complete! ”

"Su advocates jade, the ability to pretend to be forced is very ten, the actual ability is minus 100 points, and the fit is full of points, which is rare throughout the ages!"

Nima, what is this TM called!

"Ding! The Ghost Hunting System is loading. ”

"Hey, when did Uncle Ben let you install the system? I went to the Yama Hall at the age of three to have tea with the king of Yama at the age of five...."Zhang Yu screamed crookedly in his mind, but no matter what he said, the system did not react at all.

At the same time, Chu Feng was staring at Zhang Yu's crotch.

"I'm scared to pee!" Chu Feng couldn't help but laugh.

When Xiao Man heard this, he cautiously opened his eyes and glanced at Zhang Yu, and his whole face couldn't help but turn green.

I didn't expect this Zhang Yu to be so disgusting, and what is even more unacceptable is that Zhang Yu actually likes himself!

But the most important thing at the moment is not Zhang Yu, but the female ghost in front of her.

"Xiao Man doesn't have to be afraid." Chu Feng smiled faintly, "It's just a female ghost, look at how I clean her up." ”

Hearing this, Xiao Man suddenly felt an incomparable sense of security.

Compared with Zhang Yu, who fainted in fright and peed his pants, Chu Feng was simply too "man"!

"Woo woo woo ....." At this time, the white-clothed female ghost in front of her suddenly let out a whimper, the voice seemed to be crying, and it seemed to be laughing, which was terrifying.

Even Chu Feng couldn't help but be taken aback.

"I didn't expect my roommate to dress up so well!" Chu Feng thought to himself, "It seems that we have to add money to them." ”

Thinking of this, Chu Feng coughed dryly, pretended to point at the female ghost and said, "Bold female ghost, don't you hurry up and show your original form when you see the master!" ”

After saying this, Chu Feng put his hands around his chest, waiting for this "female ghost" to beg for mercy.

However, the female ghost still whimpered incessantly, and even a trace of blood flowed from her mouth.

"I... Dead... It's miserable...."Her voice was a little mechanical, and it couldn't help but make people feel their scalp tingle.

"No, that's not how the script is arranged..."Chu Feng couldn't help but muttered in his heart, "Did they change the script temporarily?" But the voice is well disguised..."

Thinking of this, Chu Feng once again stubbornly said: "Tell the master if there is any grievance, me..."

Before he could finish speaking, the female ghost moved.

She slowly lifted her corpse-stained hand, and with a bit of sluggishness brushed her long hair.

Underneath the long hair was an unrecognizable, flesh-and-blood face.

"Ahh This time Chu Feng was also frightened, he couldn't help but take two steps back, and looked at the female ghost in front of him with some horror.

And Xiao Man was even more frightened with tears on his face, and the whole person shrank in Chu Feng's arms and trembled.

"Okay... Okay, don't act..."By this time, Chu Feng already felt that something was wrong.

The female ghost in front of her was still unmoved, she grinned and said in a mechanical and numb voice: "I.... Dead... It's miserable...."

Chu Feng's psychology had completely collapsed, and he scolded: "I... I'll fuck you! ”

After saying this, he punched the female ghost in front of him.

But... His fist didn't touch the female ghost in front of him, but... Straight through it...

Chu Feng's face changed completely, he immediately screamed, left Xiao Man and turned his head and ran.

But no matter how much he ran, he couldn't get out of the dormitory building.

The female ghost was scattered and floated above Chu Feng, and drops of dark red blood ran down her face and dripped on Chu Feng's head.

"Please... Please let me go..."Chu Feng was already scared, he knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing to the female ghost to admit his mistake.

"If you want to eat, eat her, don't eat me..."In a panic, Chu Feng trembled and pointed at Xiao Man.

Xiao Man was dumbfounded, she never expected that Chu Feng would say such a thing!

"Ding! The Ghost Hunt system is loaded! ”

"Su Zhiyu, a junior ghost hunter."

"EXP: 000/1000"

"Pretending Value: 0"

At the same time, Zhang Yu's mind came out with the somewhat mechanical female voice of the system.

"Pretending to be a ghost hunter? I'm grass, this is just a handy for me! Zhang Yu couldn't help but shout excitedly.

The three people, oh no, two people and one ghost were all startled by Zhang Yu's shouting, which caused the atmosphere to be a little awkward for a while.

Zhang Yu coughed dryly, he got up from the ground, and was about to pretend to be forced, but found that the female ghost had floated above his head.

The unrecognizable face was less than two centimeters away from him, and a foul stench reached his nostrils.

"Hell!" Although Zhang Yu has a system of pretending to be forced to hunt ghosts, that face is too terrifying, and the timid Zhang Yu is still scared.

But this didn't make it difficult for the witty Zhang Yu at all, he immediately covered his eyes, pointed ahead with his other hand and said, "Bold female ghost, when you see this Heavenly Master, you can't quickly restrain your hands!" ”

However, the expected capture of the female ghost did not happen, on the contrary, Xiao Man's forehead floated through the black lines.

Zhang Yu showed his eyes from between his fingers, and he was immediately a little embarrassed.

"Damn, that's the wrong point." Zhang Yu was a little speechless, because he was covering his eyes, his fingers were pointing at Xiao Man!

"The first time I pretended to be forced failed." Zhang Yu was a little annoyed.

"The system prompts that the female ghost Rika is about to attack you." At this time, a voice suddenly came from the pretending system.

As soon as the words fell, the female ghost had already whimpered and pounced on Zhang Yu.

Zhang Yu screamed, turned his head and ran, scolding as he ran: "CNM, tell me what to do quickly!" ”

In the blink of an eye, Zhang Yu ran around the dormitory building for three full laps, and Xiao Man on the side couldn't stand it anymore.

"Ding! The system prompts that the host can use free child urine to exorcise ghosts, is it redeemable? ”

"Change, change!" Zhang Yu shouted without even thinking about it.

"Ding, the old man said that the jade should be exchanged for a large cup of boy urine!" System prompts.

As soon as the words fell, Zhang Yu suddenly felt a strong urge to urinate from his bladder.

"it!" Zhang Yu scolded, he turned around and saw that he had just run next to Xiao Man.

It's also too humiliating to pee in front of your own goddess!

But he couldn't care so much about it now, because the urge to urinate could no longer be stopped, so he turned around and scolded loudly: "Bold female ghost, let you taste the urine of this heavenly master!" ”

After saying that, he couldn't bear the urge to urinate anymore, and immediately took off his pants, and the urine sprayed at the female ghost in front of him.

The two people in the room were already reggiose, and Xiao Man covered his eyes with a blush.

"Whew!" The boy's urine sprayed on the female ghost's body, and the female ghost immediately screamed and took a few steps back, and puffs of black smoke floated from her body.

"Ding! Su advocated that the jade pretend to be successful and get a little pretending value! ”

Zhang Yu was overjoyed, he didn't expect this boy to be so powerful!

And Xiao Man and Chu Feng opened their mouths wide, this Nima... It's too!

"Don't worry, Xiaoman, I will definitely protect you!" Zhang Yu looked at Xiao Man and leaked a smile that he thought was very handsome.

The female ghost didn't stop there, her face became even more hideous, and swept over again.

Seeing this, Chu Feng, who was not far away, turned black and white for a while.

"Such a good opportunity, I can't let you be in the limelight!" Chu Feng gritted his teeth, resisted fear and got up from the ground, and quickly ran to Xiao Man's side.

He followed Zhang Yu's example, pointed at the female ghost and scolded: "Bold female ghost, taste the young master's boy urine!" ”

After saying that, he also took a soak of urine, but unfortunately, his urine went straight through the female ghost's body, not only did it not play a half-point role, but attracted the attention of the female ghost.

The female ghost changed direction and pounced on Chu Feng.

"Mom!" Chu Feng was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground, his whole face pale.

Zhang Yu dug out his nose and wiped it on Chu Feng's body, and then shouted: "Boy, only the urine of this Heavenly Master can exorcise ghosts, look at it!" ”

"Ding! Su advocated that the jade pretend to be successful and get a little pretending value! The system prompts again.

"Hurry up and give me another copy of the child's urine, this time I want a super large portion!" Zhang Yu hurriedly shouted to the system.

"Ding, the old man advocates that the jade be exchanged for a super large portion of the boy's urine, and consume a little bit of pretending value!"

Then Zhang Yu felt a stronger urge to urinate!

He didn't waste time, he immediately took out his pistol and pointed it at the female ghost!

"Heavenly Master spares his life!" Just as she was about to launch, the female ghost suddenly turned into a beautiful appearance, crying pear blossoms with rain.

"Nima!" Zhang Yu couldn't help but curse, and hurriedly urinated to the side.

This oversized portion of urine was impartial, and it just sprayed Chu Feng's face.

Chu Feng's face immediately turned green, and the thick yellow urine fell down his hair drop by drop.

Fortunately, no one noticed him at the moment, otherwise he would have lost his face and lost his hair.

"Quickly tell your grievances, and this Heavenly Master may spare your life." Zhang Yu stared at this female ghost directly, and for a while he thought that this female ghost was a little good-looking?

Hey, Dick Si is always so easy to empathize.

"Master Heaven, I also have a word of suffering." The female ghost cried with pear blossoms and rain, and told Zhang Yu what happened.

This female ghost turned out to be a sophomore at Jiangcheng University, she was not murdered, but was forced by a certain gentleman in the school, and she couldn't accept it, so she committed suicide by cutting her wrists in this dormitory.

The school paid to suppress the matter, and even her body was thrown in the dormitory.

So she accumulated resentment, turned into a female ghost, attached to this corpse, and became like this.

"Master Heaven, you must avenge me!" The female ghost cried and cried.

Zhang Yu pondered for a moment, and then said: "No matter what grievances you have, you should not persecute ordinary people, and after you die, you must go where you should go, otherwise King Yama will not let you go." ”

"The Heavenly Master knows that the little woman has never hurt anyone." The female ghost hurriedly said, "I also want to go to the underworld to report, but I am so angry that I can't leave this room, so I can only attach it to my corpse, and ask the Heavenly Master to save the little girl!" ”

Zhang Yu coughed and said, "This Heavenly Master thought that you had good thoughts and never hurt anyone, so I decided to open the net." ”

After speaking, Zhang Yu took out his Nokia mobile phone from his pocket and poked it twice.

"You... What are you doing? Xiao Man asked a little puzzled.

Zhang Yu said with a serious face: "I'll call King Yama and say hello to him." ”

Everyone was surprised, everyone laughed at Zhang Yu for using Nokia on weekdays, but they didn't expect this mobile phone to be able to call Hades!

When everyone was shocked, a discordant voice came from the mobile phone: Dear users, your mobile phone balance is insufficient, please recharge in time...."

The crowd had black lines on their faces.

Zhang Yu coughed dryly, he put down the phone and said, "Okay, I've already spoken to King Yama!" ”

"Ding! Su Zhiyu shocked and pretended to be forced, and obtained three points of pretending to be forced! ”

Three? I've made a fortune!

"Warm reminder, the female ghost pear flower needs to be exceeded, do you spend a little bit of pretending to be worth exceeding?" A voice came from the system.

"Redeem Redeem!" Zhang Yu didn't even think about it, so he just pretended to be worth it at all and sprinkled water.

As soon as the words fell, a golden character and a familiar melody flashed in Zhang Yu's mind.

Two tigers? I rub, the transcendent scriptures turned out to be two tigers?

Then he coughed dryly and said to the female ghost: "Right now, you need to be overdone to leave, and this Heavenly Master will overdo it for you and send you to the underworld!" ”

"Thank you Heavenly Master, Heavenly Master is very kind, the little girl will never forget!" The female ghost looked grateful to Dade.

Xiao Man, who was sitting on the side, said with some surprise: "Will you still be excessive?" ”

Zhang Yu nodded, he let out a loud shout, and said, "This Heavenly Master is coming!" ”

In an instant, the wind and clouds changed color, and everyone's eyes widened.

I saw Zhang Yu dancing with his hands, and a familiar melody sounded in his mouth.

"Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast, both are male, both are male, what a pervert...."

Everyone was scorched by the thunder, and what was even more unacceptable was that the female ghost turned into a little light and began to dissipate slowly.

"Thank you handsome Heavenly Master, if I hadn't died, I would have married you..."

Handsome!

When Zhang Yu heard this, he almost jumped up with joy, from childhood to adulthood, this is the first time someone has used this word to describe himself!

"Ding! The boss advocates catching a little ghost and gaining 100 experience points! At this time, the system prompts.

"It's only a hundred experience points...."Zhang Yu muttered, but this is just a little ghost, so naturally he won't get too many experience points.

"Is the ghost gone?" Chu Feng wiped the urine on his face and asked.

Zhang Yu nodded, and Chu Feng hurriedly got up and ran to the dormitory when he saw this.

In the dormitory, there were three bewitching boys lying on the ground and falling asleep, Chu Feng immediately breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this.

"Both... Since it's okay, let's go back to sleep quickly..."Xiao Man said on the side, this ghost place, she didn't want to stay for a second.

"Xiaoman, I have opened a room in the hotel next to the school, I'll take you back." Chu Feng hurriedly ran out of the dormitory and said.

Xiao Man shook his head, but silently got up and prepared to leave.

In fact, she originally planned to accept Chu Feng tonight, but Chu Feng's performance really made her feel uncomfortable.

Chu Feng looked at Xiao Man's departing back, couldn't help but grit his teeth, and then glared at Zhang Yu.

"It's all because of you kid bad things!" Chu Feng gritted his teeth, "You wait for me!" ”

Zhang Yu sneered: "Scare me? This Heavenly Master has a hundred ways to scare you to death, but you are helpless! ”

"Ding, Su advocates that the jade pretend to be successful and get a little pretending value."

Zhang Yu didn't stay here for long, he was going to go back and study this pretending system.