Chapter 279: I Have Lin Melodious
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I was yelling downstairs at Liu Yixue's house, and I successfully forced Liu Yixue to call me. Pinshu.com [There are almost all the books you want to read.,It's much more stable and updated faster than the general station.,There's no advertising in the whole text.] ]
But on the phone, Liu Yixue was still unconvinced and provoked me. He told me to keep shouting, and said that if I got tired of shouting, I would call her, and she would throw me a bottle of mineral water......
Damn, Lao Tzu is also a twenty-year-old. Bloody young man, you provoke me so much. Can I bear it? Of course not, so I intensified downstairs, shouting Liu Yixue's name in a loud voice, saying more damage and more damage, in short, Liu Yixue never showed up.
After shouting for a long time, I called Liu Yixue, Liu Yixue answered the phone, sneered and said, "Shout, why don't you keep shouting?" ”
I took a few breaths and said, "I'm tired of shouting, you don't say I'm tired of shouting." Give you a call and you'll throw me a bottle of mineral water? Throw it now! "Do your best.
"Hmph. Okay, stand under the window and wait, I'll throw it down for you, and you can pick it up. Liu Yixue hung up the phone after speaking, I walked forward and walked under the window, I really had nothing to do with this tsundere female boss.
"Shi Xiaoren! You're all set! I heard Liu Yixue's voice on the windowsill, and when I heard the voice, I looked up and saw a large piece of water pouring down. I hurriedly retreated, but the water was too large for me to dodge.
I didn't want to roll on the ground, so I had to do three somersaults in a row, as fast as possible, to avoid the tap water falling from the sky, I looked up and saw that Liu Yixue was standing on the edge of the windowsill with her washbasin in her hand, looking at me angrily. [See the latest chapter of the book]
Liu Yixue scolded: "Why are you so shameless;!? ”
I hurriedly took the opportunity to shout at her: "Wife! I was wrong! Forgive me! From now on, I promise not to let you stay alone in the empty room again, but you can't blame me for not being able to give birth to a child, right? I went to the hospital for a check-up, and the doctor said that there was nothing wrong with me, and if you want to blame it, you can only blame your stomach for not fighting for it! Tell me to go up, and I'll take you to the hospital!" Doctor Shi has said that he specializes in treating all kinds of incurable diseases! Let's get pregnant as soon as possible, and strive to have two children next year! ”
Liu Yixue was almost mad, "ahhhh Didn't you accept my apology? Look at which of us is disgraced now!
I said in my heart, shouting these two voices just now, looking at Liu Yixue's expression and performance, it is obviously more lethal than before, then I will shout according to this routine! No wonder Liu Yixue is angry, the greatest happiness of a woman in this life is to marry a good man and have a healthy baby, Liu Yixue doesn't even have a boyfriend, I directly announced that she can't have children, if she is not angry, then she will be a ghost......
Liu Yixue, just say that you don't get angry with me, or let me go up, you will die? Are you so embarrassed, or are you arrogant and refuse to bow to me?
But I don't plan to bow my head this time, this competition is a strong dialogue between my face and Liu Yixue's tsundere!
It's just that if I keep shouting, not only will Liu Yixue be embarrassed, but also her neighbors and something, and finally can't stand my loud voice...... A male neighbor downstairs of hers finally couldn't help but explode, pushed open the screen window, and yelled at me, "Fuck you! You're sick, aren't you!? Your wife is infertile, you take her to the hospital! You're shouting nmlgb here! ”
In fact, he scolded and scolded, if it was me, if someone yelled downstairs in my house, I would definitely not be able to stand it, so I said apologetically: "Big brother, I was wrong, the key is that my wife didn't open the door for me!" I also want to take her to the doctor, but infertility is a disease, and it doesn't sound good! So she didn't want to go with me, she didn't give me the inheritance, and I spent money to marry her back? This apartment, and that BMW, which one didn't I bought for her!? ”
While apologizing to him, I didn't forget to be angry at Liu Yixue upstairs.
As a result, the neighbor man scolded unrelentingly: "Don't talk nonsense with Lao Tzu!" Or shut up and get out of the way! If you can't get her pregnant, I'll help you! ”
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Everyone has their own bottom line, even if it is a little beggar, he will be desperate to fight with this person because his mother was abused, this scene is not something I imagined out of thin air, but I have witnessed it with my own eyes.
At that time, the little beggar faced the little gangsters who were much older than himself, and resolutely stepped forward to fight with the little gangsters, seeing that he was about to be killed by the gangsters, he still refused to bow his head, I saw a lot of will qualities that ordinary people did not have from the little beggar, so I rescued him, and gave his mother a sum of money, and successfully brought him into the hungry dog.
Of course, I thought I had rescued him and changed his life, but which is the right way in the world, asking for food or killing?
And right now, the bottom line is for me, I have no father and no mother, so my only bottom line is my women, although Liu Yixue is not my woman, but in my subconscious, I actually regard her as the woman I am pursuing, so I can turn a deaf ear to the previous insults of this male neighbor, but I will never give in to this foul language.
I pointed at him and scolded, "Mom! You wait for me! "I looked around, in the Malegobi, this high-end community, I can't even find a brick!
"Fuck you! I'll wait for you! He scolded defiantly from above.
I finally found a stone the size of a finger without a thumb, and this small stone is actually more powerful to me than turning my head.
Seeing that I picked up a small stone, the neighbor man scolded disdainfully: "You think you are Xiao Li Feidao!" Big fool! ”
"I fly nmlgbreads;!" With a flick of my wrist, the small stone hit out like a bullet, and when the neighbor man was still proud, the small stone had already smashed the glass of his house with a "duang" sound, and he hurriedly covered his head with both hands, so that he was not injured by the broken glass.
"I'm cnmd! You wait for me! "He scolded me again, which meant that if you want to come down, you will come down, and you will die even worse when you come down.
Liu Yixue scolded me in fright: "Shi Xiaoren! You're crazy, you! People scolded you twice! As for smashing people's glass!? ”
Before I could say anything, Liu Yixue escaped,, I want to fight with others because of you, if he doesn't scold the last game, can I be so angry? If you don't blame yourself, forget it, I'll run away after scolding?
I was thinking about it, and there was a person with a baseball bat around the corner, this person was Liu Yixue's neighbor downstairs, he walked towards me menacingly, scolding and scolding in his mouth, but when he walked in front of me, he didn't dare to do it first, and began to reason with me.
"Today, you lost the window money, I will let you go, otherwise, you will have to keep me here for both people and money!" He held up his baseball bat and pointed it at me.
"I'm telling you, if you want money, if you want to die, I'm standing here, you want me to try?" I said nonchalantly.
There are also three points of anger in the mud, not to mention that this matter is indeed that I first violated the rights and interests of others, and then said this bachelor apartment, but in a high-end community, the person who lives here is either rich or expensive, how can he bear this breath?
We didn't back down from each other, he was angry, and finally raised the baseball bat in his hand and smashed it at me, but it was smashed towards my arm, and when I was about to block, a high decibel "stop" stopped the two of us, the sound came from Liu Yixue, we both looked in the direction of the sound together, Liu Yixue ran over in a panic.
She came to the two of us, took out a stack of money from her wallet, handed it to the neighbor man, and apologized to him, so that the matter was settled, but the neighbor man did not say anything nasty, otherwise, it would not be so simple to end the matter.
After the man left, Liu Yixue complained: "Shi Xiaoren, you are really a madman, you are yelling downstairs, and people scold you twice, are you still reasonable?" If I had changed, I'd have called the police to arrest you! ”
I shrugged my shoulders and said, "I'm not afraid if you call the police to arrest me, I have Lin Yuyang." ”
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