Chapter 504: Do You Know It's Wrong?
After Yuguo muttered, he got up and picked up the mobile phone on the table, and then opened WeChat, which has not been used once in eight hundred years, and posted a status in the circle of friends, which read: "Damn, a friend came for no reason, drank three glasses of liquor for no reason, and peed and split again for no reason." Damn, the next stop is Shenyang, the buddy in charge of reception in Shenyang, be sure to avenge me and leave this demon behind!! ”
"Bang Bang!"
Yuguo used two fingers to poke on the screen, replying to various messages, playing for a while, and the friend next to him said unhappily: "Fuck, I said that your heart is really big, the shit is blocked/your eyes are on, and you still have the heart to shake WeChat?" ”
"I don't have a big heart, I bought some rat medicine to drink last year!" Yuguo put down the phone, said helplessly, picked up the wine glass with foreign wine, and tilted his neck dry
On the other side, I was in Caesar and Brother Bai, playing Pai Gow for a night. To be honest, although I'm a bastard, I've never been interested in gambling or anything, and my skills are rotten to a certain extent, but it's not without benefits.
"Brother Bai, are you going to eat?" I yawned, rubbed my red eyes, and asked with a smile.
"Don't eat, let's take a shower and play something that can't be played during the day!" Brother Bai hugged one of Caesar's girls and said to me shamelessly.
"Play well, don't harm my girl!" I rolled my eyes and said with a wryness.
"I'm afraid she'll harm me!! This game will pai gow, the little hand is rubbing in my crotch, the whole I rise and fall, the crotch flutters and drips, and I don't know who the is a consumer! "Brother Bai looked like a not light commodity before the age of twenty, and his mouth was full of anger like lavender.
"This thing, either soft or hard, a little elastic!! Brother Bai, are you swollen and not soft or hard? The girl asked innocently with a wink of beautiful eyes.
"Fei, you've got a bunch of ruthless thieves who don't break the law by taking money out of other people's pockets!!" Brother Bai patted me on the shoulder, nodded and said.
"The purpose of our service to God is that normal people walk in, wheelchairs push out, and lame people come in in wheelchairs, so that they can walk out and out!! Don't talk about you, my boss walked around the lounge, and the crotch of his pants was like pressing a motor, and he couldn't stop at all!! I bared my teeth and said.
"Promising!!"
"Accompany Brother Bai, you have to cure Brother Bai's disease that is neither soft nor hard, and I will ask Mu Ye to be the honorary vice chairman of the association!" I bared my teeth and said to the girl.
"Hey, Feisang!" The girl nodded slightly, smiled sweetly, and replied elegantly.
"Alright, you guys find a place, I'm leaving!" I shook hands with Brother Bai and his friends, and then watched them leave, and said to Zhou Zhou and Binbin, "What are you doing stupidly?" Fix the car! ”
"Brother Fei, can you be polite when you talk to me, I'm also a temperamental person, okay?" Bin Bin pouted and said a little unhappily.
"Peng!!"
I lifted my leg and kicked it, baring my teeth and asking, "Is it polite enough?" ”
"Hey, can you compare with other people's horses, you can do whatever you want!" Zhou Zhou said sourly, holding the car keys in his hand, and walked to the parking lot. I looked at his back, shook my head and smiled, and said lightly, ", JB is jealous!" ”
"Bang Dang!!"
While I was waiting for the car and standing in front of Caesar to smoke a cigarette, an RRV4 rushed up the hill without warning and drove towards me in a daze. When I heard the movement, I suddenly turned around, and when I saw RRv4, I suddenly took a step back and shouted, "What are you going to do!!" ”
"Quack!"
Lyud was wearing a white lace dress from Chanel, wearing high heels on one foot, and stepping on the accelerator in pink slippers on the other, sitting in the driving force, pushing the gear hard, pouting, gritting her teeth and scolding: "Damn, if I don't give you a tail, you really don't know how to do it, Fujiwara Takumi and his father, lost in the hands of my sister!" ”
"Oops!! I'm going to bump into it!! What are you doing! Hit the brakes! I thought she was overdriving, but she shouted at all, she didn't mean to stop at all, and the front of the car ran to me in a daze!
"Silly!! Step on the accelerator, no, step on the brakes!! "I ran wildly and turned around and shouted at Liudi.
"Little Meng Meng, didn't you say that you went home to sleep last night?!! Liu Di lowered the speed of the car, the scale was very good, not slow or fast, anyway, if I wanted to stop, I would definitely be hit by her, and if I wanted to run, she was chasing after her.
"Brother Bao cleaned up the two friends and asked me to entertain them, so I didn't go back. You park first, you have something to say! What's the matter with you always hitting my chrysanthemum/flower with a car? I replied as I walked around the empty Caesars Square, sweating all over my head.
"Then I'll call you at six o'clock, why do you say you're at home!" Lyudi asked as she steered the car.
"Eldest sister, okay, I recruited it, they wanted to **, so I called the two girls, but I didn't do anything!"
"That's you're a prostitute!!"
"I didn't prostitute!"
"You fart!! What about taking me for a fool?? Liu Di frowned and scolded.
"I said you old, aren't you a bit of a tiger!! You and I don't prostitutes, how can you sleep with someone else!! I shouted aggrieved.
"Wang Mumu said that you are good for this bite!"
"Wang Mumu, I'll fuck your blood grandma!!" I jumped up and scolded heartbreakingly.
Twenty minutes later, I sat on the floor with a pop, my chest heaving violently, panting, and shouting at the stopped RRV4, "Get down!" You see I cut you don't!! ”
"Bang dang!"
Liu Di pushed the car door, pulled off the high heels on his feet, changed into slippers, wore sunglasses, walked down like the wind, crossed his waist and asked me, "I heard that you can Wing Chun?" Come, compare with my sister! ”
I glanced at her with horizontal eyes, grinded my teeth, and looked extremely fierce, stood up suddenly, and slapped her face in an instant!!
Liu Di didn't blink his eyes, directly stalked his white and tender neck, and said lightly: "Don't tremble!" Sao New Year! ”
"Smack!!"
I slapped my arm with the wind, slapped it lightly on Liu Di's arm, and immediately nodded and bared my teeth and asked, "Sister, after driving for so long a day, is your arm sore?" You see, I really don't/prostitute, it's just socializing, if you don't believe me, I'll find you two witnesses, you have to believe me, just like little Japan believes that the United States is his wild father, so believe it! ”
"That's right!" Liu Di asked lightly with a pretty face.
"Wrong!"
"What's wrong?"
"Everywhere is wrong!"
"Convincing or not?"
"I'm convinced!"
"Go, wipe the car for me, and send me to Lulu's hospital when it's over!"
"Huh!" I nodded in reply, turned back to Caesar's water pipe, and prepared to rush to the car.
"Do you dare to go to your sister if I go a little more!!" Bin Bin broke down and scolded.
"I heard that a few of them came out together, and they all have this character!" Zhou Zhou sat in my Land Rover and said lightly.
"Like gathers!" Bin Bin nodded approvingly.