I thought the name "Henderson Commercial Building" was strange for a long time.

Now the whole country is on the ground, regardless of whether you are magician, piano or singing, if the subject of the scandal is not the same gender as yourself, you are embarrassed to go on the street.

It seems that Henderson Commercial Building is at the forefront of the times.

"Base" is "base", and it is actually "Henderson", which is intended to be "base" forever, and "base" to the end of shijie!

In front of this commercial building that was choking enough, I hesitated for a long time, not knowing whether I should walk in with Xiaoqin.

The entrance is full of people, of all ages. There are middle-aged women with children, gray-haired old husbands and wives, and college students who hook up their shoulders - flirting couples are not uncommon.

In the crowd, we were the only ones wearing school uniforms and carrying school bags, and we looked like students who had just finished school.

Since there were many young men among the customers, Xiaoqin became a little nervous and snuggled up to me without saying a word.

When she's not nervous, she's quite quiet and cute.

I stood at the entrance of the commercial mall and didn't go inside, and Xiaoqin didn't urge me, as if she was willing to stand with me so stupidly for the rest of her life.

Come to think of it, I'm not going to continue to stand here and play shamefully, there are already several passing customers pointing fingers at us.

One of the young women with glasses said to her daughter, who had just started elementary school:

"See? If you don't study hard, you can only find such a boyfriend in the future! ”

Her daughter looked at me and was immediately scared to tears.

"Mom~~Mom~~ That person is staring at me! Don't let me be taken by him, okay? I will definitely listen to my mother in the future! I don't want to get married in the future! I'm going to design a rocket with my mom and dad! ”

I actually inadvertently created a future astronaut and made such a contribution to the motherland that gave birth to me and raised me, and I have no regrets in this life.

No regrets for your sister! Why do you educate your children to take me as a negative example? Is the contrast between me and Xiaoqin standing together? You haven't seen her for what she really is! Don't think she's a good girl! Do you think that she was coerced by me, a bad student, to be with me? No kidding! I was coerced by her to come to this bad shopping mall to buy a bra!

"Ye Lin, can I put my arm around you?"

Seeing that most of the couples who came and went were women holding men's arms, Xiaoqin asked.

I immediately and viciously refused:

"No! Don't get an inch! I've already given you a lot of face by accompanying you! ”

Xiaoqin whimpered and lowered her head, looking like a victim of domestic violence.

Not far away, two otaku with thick glasses, one tall and one fat, came over, and when they saw me speaking viciously to Xiaoqin, they talked angrily in private:

"I'm not satisfied with having such a beautiful girlfriend! God doesn't have eyes! ”

"Isn't it! Our brothers are so wise and martial, and they are still single and can only mast off so far! ”

Not only that, but they looked at me with jealousy in their eyes.

Hate your sister! Don't just talk about not practicing, you have the ability to snatch Xiaoqin away! You pursue her openly, and I won't stop you! If you can pry Xiaoqin away from me, not only will I not be angry, but I will come to the door to thank you for giving you pig's head meat!

I don't know if these two otaku are used to criticizing current politics on the Internet, and they talk loudly as if no one is around, they are already very close to me, and they don't lower their volume at all, and the fat one continues:

"Hmph, it's so good meat for dogs to eat! Good B all make the dog ......"

Seeing that the more he spoke, the more he spoke, I became angry, took a sharp step forward, and glared at them with jackal-like eyes.

Although these two men were older than me, and the taller one looked taller than me, I was not afraid of them.

When I went to an Internet café with Xiao Ding from the pet hospital, I saw the living conditions of otaku.

24 hours a day, except for eating, sleeping, and going to the toilet, all the time is spent on the Internet and playing games.

Some people even saved time to eat, and stayed up all night for a week, eating only one bowl of ramen every day, and finally passed out in the toilet (it was the ambulance called by Xiaoding).

abusing himself like this, his physical condition can be imagined.

So as soon as I showed my fierce appearance, these two people ran away in a hurry, and they didn't have the courage to fight against me, a junior high school student.

But after walking away, he was still whispering something, and he could vaguely hear foul language such as "black fungus".

I tried to catch up with them and settle accounts, but Qin grabbed me from behind.

As if afraid that I would be angry, she quickly let go of her grip on me, but she was a little reluctant to let go completely, so she pinched the corner of my clothes with her index finger and thumb, and thought that I would not find out.

Let her be, look at her now, like a child who is afraid of getting lost.

"Let's stop wandering around, hurry up and find an underwear store and buy what we should buy."

Men should face the bloody reality, and my blind delay in buying a bra is just a reprieve.

Xiao Qin, who was tugging at the corner of my clothes, suddenly asked, "What does black fungus mean?" ”

Looking at her confused and almost sluggish expression, she really didn't understand.

She has such a poor computer level, she should rarely use the Internet, and she has been at home for three years before, and she is out of touch with society, so she does not understand the meaning of certain buzzwords, which is understandable.

In particular, her main channel of knowledge is Japanese shoujo manga, and it is also a genuine book in Hong Kong and Taiwan, and it is impossible for those manga translators to use such vulgar language. It's like the pirated comics that netizens in the domestic comic station flip themselves, all kinds of popular words are flying all over the sky, and the word habits are also very close to the people, whether it is a graceful Japanese female high school student, or an American space cowboy with two guns in his hand, he looks like Zhao Benshan's fellow countryman when he speaks.

In fact, people like me, who have no style, prefer the latter kind of translation, after all, it is more entertaining.

Seeing that I was distracted and didn't answer her question for a long time, Xiaoqin asked again:

"Isn't black fungus food?"

In order to get my attention, she was louder this time, attracting everyone around us to look at us.

I felt very embarrassed, and whispered to Xiaoqin:

"It's food, and it's ...... right."

"Then weishenme when I ordered food in KFC and ordered their 'refreshing black fungus', someone laughed behind my back?"

"This ...... The KFC recipe is really ridiculous, and it also has the prefix 'refreshing'......"

"Isn't it refreshing? Isn't the selling point of black fungus refreshing? ”

Xiao Qin blinked her big misty eyes.

"It's refreshing, and it's not wrong......"

"What's going on! Ye Lin, how do you answer the question, twisted and pinched! weishenme don't tell me directly! ”

"Don't ask, it's not for you to know."

"Why does Ye Lin know, but can't give me it? Do you think of me as a child!? ”

Xiaoqin is indeed a bit like a child, talking loudly about black fungus in public without any common sense, which is completely something that only children can do.

"Yes, once when I was eating in the cafeteria, I suddenly remembered the matter of black fungus, so I asked the squad leader for advice, but the squad leader asked me with a serious face who I heard it from......

Needless to ask, the word is now flying all over the media in the sky, as long as it is not heard from the news broadcast.

"I thought about it, but I really can't remember where I saw it first, so I simply told the class leader that I heard it from classmate Ye Lin!"

You're a little disciplined, okay! Who told you that! Don't be so focused on lowering my prestige with the squad leader!

"The class leader's face was very ugly at the time, she told me that this is not a good word, it is used to insult women, and Ye Lin, who casually says this kind of thing to a girl, is not a good person, and I should try to keep my distance from him in the future."

The squad leader is right! No, I'm not referring to the part that says I'm not a good person, I'm referring to the fact that the word black fungus is not a good word in the first place, so don't get to the bottom of it!

"I must know where the word black fungus insults women! Is it similar to the word 'SB', but for women? ”

Xiao Qin stubbornly clenched the knuckles at the corners of my clothes.

"For example, if the class leader scolds Ye Lin as 'SB', Ye Lin can also scold the class leader as 'SB', and the two sides are even, and the class leader probably won't be particularly angry. But if Ye Lin scolds the class leader as a 'black fungus', since this word is exclusively for women, the class leader will become unable to fight back, and then become very angry, so angry that he can't speak? ”

No, it's not to the extent that I can't speak, if I scold Shusha for being a black fungus, she will slap me directly, right?

"Ye Lin is so stingy! You and the squad leader both know what this means, but they won't tell me! If you don't say it, I'm going to put it into practice! ”

Yes? How do you put it into practice? Some things are not always better if you know more! Black fungus is because of too much practice, it will become black fungus!

"Hmph~~ Did Ye Lin see the pair of men and women walking over on the other side? They look like college students, and they must know more than I do! I went up and said directly that the woman was a black fungus, they would definitely not give up and would scold me! This way I can get more analytical material and analyze what black fungus means! ”

I followed the direction of Xiaoqin's gaze and saw two college students, a man and a woman, stopped in front of the trinkets counter, the boy looked more shy, and the girl looked quite innocent, maybe both of them were in love for the first time.

Don't ruin other people's innocent love, okay! The two of them finally came out on a date, and they were scolded by you for no reason, what kind of mood did they feel when they went back!

"Wait! Don't you have a phobia? That man is also relatively young, won't you be afraid of him? ”

"Hmm...... Ye Lin is by my side, my courage will become bigger, and after a while, I will concentrate on dealing with his girlfriend, and he will be dealt with by you! ”

"\(≧▽≦)/ Huhu...... An intimate battle like this between two couples, I've been looking forward to it for a long time......"

What to look forward to! And who's a couple with you!

"Hey! Black fungus! Look here! The ...... with the scarf"

The college student couple turned their heads in surprise, and I hurriedly covered Xiaoqin's mouth from behind and forcibly dragged her away.

zuihou I asked Xiaoqin to ask the school doctor Chen Yingran, that female hooligan should tell you what black fungus means.

As a result, Xiaoqin said that she had asked before, and Sister Yingran said that it was a compliment, which meant that this woman was very attractive.

Well, in a way, that's right...... However, Xiaoqin must have been confused by the completely different answers of the school doctor and the class leader.

It wasn't until a red-toned lingerie store appeared in front of us that Xiaoqin's attention was diverted.