Chapter 713: Baimei Daoren
As soon as I said this, Xiao Ran and the others had to stop crying and wipe their tears, "Okay, okay, but this girl is really miserable, she is only so old, she has to bear so much responsibility, it really hurts her!" ”
"That's it, Ling'er, this girl is usually alive, let her lead the troops to fight, okay?" Lulu also asked suspiciously. ()
I was immediately amused by their words and laughed, "You all underestimate us people in the underworld, since Ling'er has fused the memory of Amygoth, then she is definitely capable of the position of the three giants, do you know, none of our underworld warriors are soft eggs, you can see this from my husband and me, right!" ”
My playful language finally made a few women put away their crying and snickered, Zixi immediately glanced at me and said, "Second brother, I don't know if you are a soft egg, I understand if you have two soft eggs, or take it out and take a look!" ”
"Haha, you see that the second brother is blushing!" Wei Wei also snickered on the side, and Lulu added a fire again, "Usually you see that he is obsessed with us, it's rare that we can also breathe him, second brother, escape and show everyone, it's just cooking soup, there is still a little bird missing, by the way, you can catch it and stew everyone to drink a pot of soup!" ”
Hearing her words, I just felt that my lower body couldn't help but feel cold, grandma's, this girl said that she was really not tactful, this is my life. I hurriedly covered my body and muttered, "Ahem, this, this Faruth is here, there is Xiaohai, let's not be affectionate, go back to the room at night, I'll clean up a few of you, who said I wanted to drink bird soup just now, I will definitely let her cry and drink bird soup at night!" As soon as I said this, several women showed an untimid momentum, especially Xiao Ran, who slapped the table and shouted, "A few sisters, let's clean him up tonight, see what kind of arrogance he has!" ”
But Lulu said with a happy and excellent expression on the side, "Sister Xiao Ran, you are talking cool here, you sold several of our sisters, you don't know the second brother, if you don't make us dead and alive that time, only you can deal with him, you give birth to the baby soon, we can defeat him with you joining, otherwise he will be a victorious general!" ”
Xiao Ran blushed for a while, and quickly glanced at Lulu and said, "Cut, dead girl, what do you mean that only I can clean him up, it seems that I am not easily satisfied." Xiao Ran's shy appearance made Zixi and Weiwei giggle, and the family played happily for a while, and finally started to make dinner again.
I then went over to watch cartoons with Faruth and told her about Ling'er's departure, after all, she was still young, and her feelings for Ling'er were not too deep, so she felt that she would leave and didn't care. After dinner, we went to the beach as a family, it was already close to September, and the weather was not the hottest. I sat on the beach and smoked a cigarette, watching a few women splash in the water with Faruth, and it was a rare sight under the dark night, and I was hoping that time would stop there, and I would be so happy without any baggage.
At this moment, the ash on the cigarette butt in my mouth suddenly fell with a 'snap', and a bad premonition suddenly sounded in my heart. I frowned, and quickly stood up and shouted to Xiao Ran, "Xiao Ran, I'm coming back soon, it's dangerous!" As soon as I said this, Xiao Ran, who was playing happily on the beach, didn't hear it, she also waved to me with a smile and let me play.
But at this moment, a gust of wind blew out from behind me, it was like a person running past me at high speed, and it could carry such a strong wind, which showed that this person's strength was not ordinary.
Suffered! My heart sank, and I hurriedly rushed forward with my steps, but it was still too late, and as soon as I took a step, I had already seen an old man in a gray robe flash behind Xiao Ran, his long hair was tied to his head and inserted with a hairpin, and his mouth was also a long white beard, as if he was an old Taoist priest with white eyebrows on TV.
"Haha! It's a no-brainer, hahaha! With a wave of his hand, the old Taoist priest took out a big gourd from his bag, as if to accept them. Xiao Ran and the others were suddenly frightened by the appearance of this old Taoist, and their bodies were shaken and unstable, and before they could react quickly, their bodies were fluttering towards the gourd on the old road.
"Damn, the old Taoist priest stop!" I hurriedly rushed forward with my steps, but the old Taoist priest turned his head to me coldly and scolded, "If you come over, I will kill them, you know that I have this ability, and you can't stop me!" ”
As soon as he said this, a sharp whisk flashed out of his other hand, and the tail of the whisk was as sharp as an awl, which could pierce anything. As soon as he said this, I didn't dare to move, grandma's, it's really fucking damnable, I was really careless just now, I didn't pay attention to it, it seems that this old man is by no means an idle person, and his strength is higher than that of Li Henggong who came last time.
"Close!" Immediately, the old Taoist priest saw that I was not coming, and immediately made a fingerprint on the big gourd, and the big gourd sucked in a gust of wind, sucking up Xiao Ran's body and immediately drilling into his gourd.
"Don't!" I yelled like crazy, damn it, I'm going to kill this guy. Just when I decided to fight with him, suddenly a coquettish voice sounded, "Grandpa, I recognize you, you are the thief who stole our things last night!" ”
As soon as these words came out, I saw that the big gourd in the old Taoist's hand actually exploded with a 'break', and as soon as it exploded, a bright and transparent sword flew out of the old Taoist's hand, this sword was nothing else, it was Faruth's Divine Crystal Sword.
Seeing this, I was also overjoyed, damn it, fortunately, there was Fa Ruth, otherwise the old Taoist priest would have succeeded. The old Taoist priest couldn't help but be surprised when he saw that Fa Ruth was able to break his treasure gourd, and I took advantage of his momentary opportunity to quickly flash in front of Xiao Ran and shout, "Hide in the underworld!" "After I finished speaking, I put them in the underworld, leaving only Faruth by my side, and at this time, Faruth's Divine Crystal Sword also flew back into her hand, she was wearing a one-piece purpose, her pink hair was tied in a small braid, and she was holding a transparent Divine Crystal Sword, which was cute and domineering.
"You, you, you, what kind of treasure is this little thing, you can actually break my Xuanyin gourd, do you know that this is a treasure that I have cultivated for hundreds of years, and your little doll is too ignorant, whose child is it!" The old Taoist priest shouted violently.
But Faruth was not afraid of him at all, but was a little proudly holding the Divine Crystal Sword and pointing at him and yelling, "Grandpa, you don't care whose child I am, I saw that you were old last night, so I didn't pierce you, but you want to harm my uncles, I will definitely not spare you today!" When the old Taoist priest heard her words, he didn't pay attention to her at all, but looked at the sword in Faruth's hand greedily, and then he looked at me with white eyes, "Hehe, you must be the one who killed my little plum!" ”
As soon as he opened his mouth like this, I thought his voice was very familiar, grandma's, little plum? Why did he sound so much like a eunuch?
"Who are you?" I didn't answer his rhetorical question, and the old Taoist priest glared at me unhappily and exclaimed, "The old man is a white-eyed Taoist, the chief eunuch of the Immortal Emperor of the Immortal Realm, Xiao Lizi is my subordinate, you killed him, and you still say you don't know me?" ”
Your sister's is really a eunuch, no wonder the yin and yang are weird! At this time, Falus looked at me strangely and asked, "Uncle, what is a eunuch?" I couldn't help but laugh when I heard this, "Farus, this eunuch is a shemale, that is, a man who lacks something and becomes a woman, very ugly and ugly, you know?" ”
When Faruth heard this, she immediately stretched out her hand and pinched her nose in disgust and shouted to Baimei Daoren, "It turns out that you are not an old grandfather, but an old grandmother, next time you will trouble you to dress like a woman, almost made me admit my mistake!" ”
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