These days, Dr. Yu has been repeatedly frustrated in his pursuit of Chen Yingran, and he has introspectively discovered that his love for robots and biochemical modified people has been challenged by a large number of mature women.

Therefore, in order to strengthen his determination to promote human mechanization, he took out the design drawings he had drawn in high school again, and made slight improvements according to the drawings to complete the B-2 (rabbit force) robot.

As soon as he completed the AI debugging of the rabbit, Dr. Yu regretted it.

This robot is too inferior! My own design in high school was too childish! The most important thing is that to make such a useless robot at this moment not only did not strengthen its beliefs, but also spent unnecessary research costs.

So Dr. Yu had a twist of his mind and decided to sell the forced rabbit to Amy as a sidekick, which he called "a high-tech gift to Miss Amy", as long as he "symbolically assisted my research".

"Aid in your research? Five cents is enough, right? Amy's words almost didn't Dr. Yu to death.

"Miss Amy, the manufacturing cost of my robot is at least 200,000 ...... in terms of hardware."

"There aren't a lot of them." Amy was eating the ice cream that Penthos had bought, and she was very angry and said cool things.

"Anyway, at least let me recoup the cost, right?"

Amy immediately made a little adult look of "don't lie to me", but she still didn't stop the ice cream.

"What's the use of this trash can? Will it catch a frisbee? Does it hold slippers? Can it pull a sled? Miss Ben doesn't need a useless follower! ”

"Hey, Miss Amy, you're listing all the functions of dogs, right? I'm a robot, not a robot dog! Forced rabbit has a strong self-learning ability, in addition to being a mobile wifi source, it can be used as a guide and secretary! That way, Miss Amy, you don't have to worry about getting lost anymore! ”

I heard that forcing the rabbit to have the function of leading the way, Amy was a little tempted, and she was so crazy that she often got lost even if she was looking at the map software on her phone.

"So, can Bunny buy me ice cream?"

In fact, Amy wanted to use the rabbit to buy herself Coke and potato chips, but it was inconvenient to say it directly in front of Dr. Yu.

"Yes," Dr. Yu replied confidently, "as long as he confesses to the rabbit and gives him money, he can go to the grocery store and come back, and the storage box in his abdomen comes in handy at this time." ”

"It's just that the wheels of the rabbit can only be panned, and you can't go up and down the stairs, so you can't go to a store where you need to go up and down the stairs to shop......"

"Rubbish!" Amy pointed out mercilessly, "A robot that can't even go up and down the stairs is embarrassed to call itself a robot?" ”

"After all, this is my design in high school," Dr. Yu reminded, "and the cost of 200,000 is already exceeded......

"Hmph, I'll give Pooh 200,000 yuan to let her buy me ice cream for a year!"

"Although there are some things that humans can do, robots can't do for the time being......," Dr. Yu mused, "but there are some things that robots can do, humans will never be able to do!" ”

"What's the matter?" Amy quipped, "A pile of scrap metal?" ”

"Immortal!" Dr. Yu said these four words excitedly and enthusiastically, "As long as the robot's intelligent system is backed up sufficiently, then it can rely on replacing hardware and live forever!" ”

Amy shoved a zuihou ice cream cone into her mouth and sucked her fingers on the milk - ice cream, like any other sweet treat, was limited every day.

"Immortality? That is, if I hit this robot every day, you can fix it? ”

Dr. Yu is surprised by the leap and bounds in Amy's thinking, and how the other party treats his robot work.

But if you think about it, in order to sell the rabbit, it doesn't matter what Amy's attitude towards the robot is, and it's not a successful work for herself anyway.

"That's right!" Dr. Yu pushed the Google Multimedia glasses on his left eye, "The advantage of the robot is that it is reinforced and iron-clad, and no matter how beaten it is, it will not completely die!" Miss Amy, when you're upset, you can always beat the rabbit to get angry! ”

"Assault - Di - According to the "Interpretation of the Public Security Administration Punishment Law" of the locality, assaulting another person refers to the act of beating a person that is openly carried out and harms the physical health of another person. The general form of behavior is to punch or kick, or use sticks and other instruments to beat others......"

Forced Rabbit somehow started to self-start, and began to search the Internet for the meaning of "beating".

"Sticks?" Amy held her delicate little chin and thought for a while, "Someone just gave me a prop sword a few days ago, which can be used as a stick to fight this robot. ”

"Di - the rabbit was made, not to be beaten, this is not the same as the owner promised, not the same ......"

The rabbit made an electronic sound as he turned his flat, upside-down pot-like head towards Dr. Yu.

Dr. Yu was a little ashamed of his creation, and turned his face away with some embarrassment.

"Wait!" Amy suddenly asked, "You say it's my henchman, but it calls you the master?" ”

"I am the creator, and naturally I am the number one master." Dr. Yu explained, "I'm going to make you its second master, and that privilege is already very high. ”

"No! I'm going to be the number one master! Amy's tone was non-negotiable, "I must have maximum control over my followers!" If you don't modify its program and let it treat me as the number one owner, I won't buy this rotten robot! ”

In business, Dr. Yu and Amy bargained, and finally gave way to the No. 1 master to Amy, and retreated to the position of the No. 2 master.

After being set up by Dr. Yu, the rabbit restarted with an expression of ⊙▂ ⊙.

"Di-Forcing Rabbit's current No. 1 owner is Miss Amy, the No. 2 owner is Dr. Yu Suiliang, and the No. 3 master is Ye Lin, and the strength of the three people's orders decreases in turn, and they can't violate the three laws of robots......"

Amy frowned: "What are the three laws of robots?" ”

Dr. Yu explained with a very otaku temperament: "The three laws of robotics were proposed by science fiction writer Asimov, and now they have evolved into the three rules of robotics. ”

"First rule: Robots must not harm humans, or stand idly by and watch humans be harmed.

Second Law: Unless the first law is violated, robots must obey human commands.

Rule 3: Without violating the first and second rules, the robot must protect itself. "Get rid of the first law!" Amy commanded as soon as she heard the explanation.

"Are you sure?" Dr. Yu's eyes couldn't help but widen in shock, "Are you sure you want to cancel the first rule that robots must not harm humans?" ”

"Tick - I don't think it matters to the rabbit." I don't know if I've heard that Amy is going to beat herself up, forcing the rabbit to express her opinion a little darkly, or if it's just a poor mouth.

Amy immediately felt the malice from the cylindrical robot and was alert: "The first law cannot be completely canceled! Modified to not hurt the master, and not to stand idly by and watch the master be harmed! For others, there is no need for such restrictions! ”

Then Amy set Pooh and Penthos as the fourth and fifth masters, and the reason why Pooh was in front was not because Pooh's status in Amy's heart had definitely surpassed Penthos, but because Amy felt that Penthos was so strong that he didn't particularly need robot protection.

"That's it!" After overseer Dr. Yu revised the first law, Amy crossed her hands on her hips and asked proudly, "Then what weapon does this robot have that can be used to attack the enemy?" Add a Gatling gun to each of its shoulders! ”

Dr. Yu's eyes were bloodshot, and as a personal doctor, Dr. Yu had never found Amy so difficult.

In fact, if you think about it, it's not difficult to understand, Amy can't ask the other party to transplant more arms for herself, right? Now the target is a robot, not his own body, so naturally he doesn't feel distressed.

"The Gatling machine gun won't work," Dr. Yu said in a cold sweat, "it will make the rabbit lose its balance, and it won't be able to withstand the recoil - I can only equip it with an anesthetic needle and fire it automatically at the command of its owner, or if the owner is threatened." ”

"Poisonous anesthetic needles?"

"Just an ordinary anesthetic needle! There are three doses depending on the other person's body type! The Bunny will modify the dose in an instant and lock the launch! ”

"Cut," Amy said with a look of disgust, "what kind of robot is a robot that can't kill people?" Looks like I'm going to have to use it as a punching bag......"

"Tick - although my body is cylindrical, yes, my main design function is personal assistant......"

"Miss Ben's personal assistant, the main function is to be beaten." Amy beckoned Rabbit to follow her back to room 101.

"Hurry up! Slowly soaring! I'm hungry for the prop sword I hung in my room! ”

"Master One's orders—tick—must be obeyed." The rabbit looked a little reluctant to follow Amy, and kept muttering: "According to the "Public Security Administration Punishment Law", assaulting others may be detained for more than 10 days and up to 15 days, and a fine of not less than 500 yuan and not more than 1,000 yuan......"

"It's okay, Miss Ben has money, and she can make 004 and 005 guilty." Amy said lightly, "And most importantly, you're not human at all!" You're not even a creature, so you don't have the right to be a dog or a dog, and no matter how I beat you, I won't have a psychological burden! ”

"Tick—but when Master Two first activated me, he assured me that I would have a bright future."

Amy suddenly looked narrow, "You haven't watched the U.S. presidential election, have you?" Before they came to power, they all made all kinds of promises, how many of them did Zuihou do? ”

The rabbit made another electronic sound, as if he had gone to the Internet to look up information about the presidential election.

After learning, the rabbit said with understanding: "Tick - human beings are liars......"

"How dare you scold me!" Amy said angrily, "I'll let Penthos chop you with an axe!" ”

The forced rabbit immediately stopped talking, and after a while, it began to send out a string of numbers that Amy couldn't understand: "01011110110101110011110011111000110......"

"No swearing!" Dr. Yu followed from behind, "No swearing in machine language!" ”

======= the divider ======= popularity rankings, the book friend "Xia Yujun X" voted 600 VIP votes for Xiaoqin the day before yesterday, hoping that Xiaoqin could abuse the slag leaf in turn, and said "The slag leaf is not worthy of the squad leader, so the perfect squad leader should be worthy of me", it sounds like the speech of the squad leader party......

At the same time, he once voted for 500 VIPs for the squad leader, but it was actually the book friend "Yuan Qingyuan" of the Xiaoqin Party, and continued to vote for Xiaoqin 1000 VIP votes + 267 convex votes, I feel that the Xiaoqin Party and the squad leader Party do not seem to be incompatible.

zuihou,The book friend who posted a long review in the book review area "LoliComplex",Admit that it's a Loli control with a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder.,So I was poked by the class leader with the same obsessive-compulsive disorder.,So I voted for 2101 VIP votes to support the class president (if you think about it carefully.,Most of the female characters in this book belong to Loli according to their grades.,The class president is too.。

As of January 31, 2014, the top six on the popularity list are the squad leader, Xiaoqin, Amy, Pooh, Gong Caicai, and Zhuang Ni. Among them, the squad leader exceeded 35,000, Xiaoqin was close to 25,000, and the others were inferior in comparison (Amy surpassed Pooh, and the two exchanged positions for third or fourth).

I almost forgot, and there is a book friend "Telecom District 1 Mouth Strong King" voted for 300 VIPs to Zhuang Ni, and begged SM Zhuang Ni's plot, how is SM good? Pure scrap iron is being thought of......