Chentangguan has been very lively recently, and every household has hung lanterns and set off firecrackers, as if it is the New Year.

All this is just because a child named Nezha has returned.

And, the kid became very sensible. I also began to stop being naughty and mischievous as before, and I began to know that I came to help the villagers with farm work.

The villagers were overjoyed, and they all thought that the Bodhisattva had finally appeared.

Nezha has a black line.

And just when he had a black line, he met an old man again. The old man had a five-pointed star on his forehead, and when he saw him, he began to ramble.

"The body of the lotus, the roots and bones are wonderful, it is really a good seedling that is rare in a hundred years, no wonder Xiao Taiyi will accept you as an apprentice. Hey, I said do you want to consider changing to my door, although I am not as good as Xiao Taiyi in fighting, but my gang of people are very good at divination, or I will help you calculate a hexagram now. Hey, wait, I'm not done yet. ”

Nezha ignored him and just walked forward on his own. But after a while, the old man caught up.

"If you change to my door, I can take you to heaven to be an official. The scenery in the sky is beautiful, the beauty is like clouds, and I can introduce you to another wife. If you think about it, you can look at the scenery in the sky during the day, and you can sleep with your wife at night, what a happy life it should be. Hey, didn't I say it, I haven't finished it yet. ”

Nezha still ignored him and walked forward on his own. But after a while, the old man came after him.

"Don't like beautiful women? Why don't you change to my door, and I can help you cure this disease." The old man kept babbling.

"You should be glad you met me today. Because if it had been a few days ago, I would have beaten you to death here. Nezha said to him with a black line on his face.

"Huh, do you want to kill me? Okay, you can kill me. The old man lay down on the ground as he spoke, and his actions were like that of an old man touching porcelain on the side of the road.

Nezha ignored him and continued to walk forward.

"A few days ago, let me tell the old man what has happened to you in the past few days. The old man said, and he pinched his fingers and counted, and then his expression began to slowly become unusually surprised again.

He pinched his fingers and counted again, and after making sure that he was not wrong, he caught up with Nezha again.

"Wow! Waste the villagers' food, pull your master's beard, and tease other people's Ao Bing. You can still chase that monkey for ten days and ten nights for such a small shit, it turns out that you are such a bastard. It seems that Xiao Taiyi is really too indulgent to you, and I have to discipline you well for him. The old man rolled up his sleeves as he spoke.

"Well, do you still want to discipline your master and me?" Nezha suddenly became furious.

After Nezha finished roaring, the old man began to cower again. Finally, he stretched out his finger and lightly tapped Nezha's head, and then immediately ran away again.

"I, I, I'll discipline you. How, how, how, what do you want?" the old man began to stammer.

The black lines on Nezha's face are getting worse and worse.

finally returned to his home and met Li Jing. After casually saying hello to Li Jing, Nezha returned to his room. He needed a good night's sleep now, he was so tired, too tired.

But as soon as he lay down, the voices of Li Jing and an old man came from outside the door.

"I, I'm? Oh, I'm here to invite you to Heavenly Court as an official. The scenery in the sky is beautiful, the beauty is like clouds, and I can introduce you to another wife. If you think about it, you can watch the scenery in the sky during the day, and you can sleep with your wife in your arms at night, what a happy life it will be. The old man's voice said.

"Uh, Venerable, Li Jing, I already have a wife. Li Jing's embarrassed voice sounded.

"Hah, you're father and son, aren't you? Oh, I forgot you're father and son. If you don't have a wife, how can you have that kid? The old man also seemed to feel that his words were not quite right.

"Ha! Or you will go with me to the heavens to be an official, and we will look at the scenery there. Let me tell you, in the heavenly court, my eldest brother is the eldest and I am the second, and as for the Jade Emperor, he can only be ranked third. And let me tell you again, my eldest brother is only obsessed with alchemy and doesn't care about anything, so in that day, I am the veritable boss. If you go to heaven with me, I can cover you. The old man's immodest voice sounded again.

"Uh, Li Jing, I just want to guard this Chentang Pass, I don't want to go to that heavenly court. Li Jing felt that it would be good to guard this Chentang Pass. Li Jing's embarrassed voice also sounded again.

"Hah? I said you are guarding a large piece of land in this Chentang Pass. If you can go to Heaven with me, then you are guarding this realm. The old man seemed to be unusually disappointed in Li Jing.

"Shou, this realm?" asked Li Jing suspiciously.

As soon as the old man saw that there was a play, he moved on to the topic.

"Of course, you went to heaven to be a general, and it wasn't the people of this world who guarded you. The old man said.

And at this time, the door of Nezha's room also opened.

Li Jing and the others finally agreed to go to Heaven. It's not because of what this old man said, the scenery in the sky is beautiful, the beauty is like clouds, and you can introduce them to another wife.

And just because he said that when he went to the heavenly court, he was guarding the people of this realm.

Nezha felt that he had fallen into this old man's pit, at least he always had such a feeling.

......

And on a mountain in the distance.

The scenery is beautiful and the environment is pleasant. From time to time, birds sang in the branches, and from time to time fish jumped out of the water.

But here is an uninvited guest today.

An old man with a five-pointed star on his forehead was smiling and walking towards the mountain. He seemed to be lucky, and as soon as he reached the top of the mountain, he was directly surrounded by a group of monkeys.

"Can you tell me which of you has the greatest ability? I can take it to the Heavenly Court to be an official. The scenery in the sky is beautiful, the beauty is like a cloud, and I can introduce another wife to it. Think about it, in the future, you can look at the scenery in the sky during the day, and you can sleep with your wife in your arms at night, what a happy life it will be. The old man said with a smile, like a teacher in a kindergarten, to a group of children who had just entered school.

As soon as he finished speaking, a monkey turned at him and looked at him with a bright face.

"Well, you're great. However, this is still far from your wife. The old man clapped his hands a few times, and then opened his mouth helplessly.

As soon as he finished saying this, a group of monkeys turned several times at him.

"Wow! You're all really good. However, this thing is really far from your wife. The old man said with great disappointment.

But as soon as his words fell, the monkeys began to look at each other. Suddenly, I didn't know that it was the monkey who took the lead, and rushed directly to the old man, and then the group of monkeys all rushed towards him.

It was a mess, and the old man finally found a gap and crawled out of the group of monkeys.

After arranging his hairstyle, the old man sighed and was about to leave.

But at this time, I don't know who threw a piece of banana peel on top of his head.

He looked around, and finally on a tree branch, he saw a creature that looked like a monkey.

"Hey, hey, hey. I said, old man, are you going to play monkey tricks?" the creature had a fierce look in his eyes, a stick in his hand, and kept staring at him like that.

"Dinghai Divine Needle, it seems that the person the dead fox is talking about should be you. The old man began to laugh again.

"I'm here to invite you to Heavenly Court as an official. The scenery in the sky is beautiful, the beauty is like a cloud, and I can introduce you to another wife. If you think about it, you can watch the scenery in the sky during the day, and you can sleep with your wife in your arms at night, what a happy life it will be. ”