Volume 2 "The Struggle Between Humans and Animals" Chapter 17 [White-haired Taoist and Confused County Officials]
A strong man raises a knife and slashes! The frightened crowd "oops-" and all closed their eyes.
Critical moments!
"Rubbing ——!"
Running on one person, like lightning! But it was too late to snatch the knife to save the cow, so I was in a hurry and crawled on the neck of the cow! It's too late for the strong man to put away the knife! I'm slashing the man's back! Just listen:
"Poof!"
"Wow ——!" Bang!
The strong man and the crowd were taken aback!
It's not good for everyone to hear it! All eyes opened, and when they saw this, they were stunned, only to see that the man slowly and slowly got up, and when he fixed his eyes, he saw that it was a white-haired Taoist, and the Taoist was carrying an umbrella, which had been cut off by a quick knife! The clothes on the back, the big cut by the knife, and the broken strips of cloth are fluttering in the wind! But I saw a white mark on the breach and on the back, but there was no blood!
After the white-haired old man got up, he turned his head and looked at the strong man who had just cut him with a knife......
This look! What scared the big man was terrified!
"Plop!!"
Fell to his knees and spoke incoherently:
"Immortals spare their lives, gods spare their lives! I'm damned, I'm damned! I didn't mean to! ”
The white-haired old man shook his head and said slowly: "This cow, you can't kill it, it's still useful!" ”
The strong man trembled: "Yes, yes, yes......"
When Taishou saw it, he knew, this person was originally the master of his coach (Wuji Dao Chief)!
(Implicit expression in the book): This white-haired Taoist was the famous (medical saint) Wuji Taoist at that time. The Taoist had an apprentice named Wuyi, who once fought unevenly, injured two people, and was imprisoned.
Later, Taishou saw his righteousness, extenuating circumstances, rescued him, in order to repay the kindness, Wuyi became a coach in the Taishou Mansion as a caretaker......
It's just that there is one thing, people are introverted and don't like to talk, so they are not conspicuous in the house. It's just teaching people to fight. This unrighteousness is the later miracle doctor.
(Implicit again): Because of his good martial arts, later, he was sent to protect his son and wife and went to the mountains to make a wish. This is a later story, so let's not mention it for now!
Tai Shou saw that he was a Tai-level Taoist, but he was shocked, and for a while, he couldn't speak, and he was stunned!
Look at the lively crows silently, not at all. Even Miss Hua Rong was surprised! I didn't dare to cry, I was just stupid, I looked at the Wuji Daoist blankly, and thought: "Could it be that the old cow's life should not be extinguished, and the gods came to save ......."
Or the county magistrate responds quickly and has a smart brain! He looked back at Taishou, and saw that Taishou was stunned, not moving, and the county official thought anxiously: "Such a situation is the time for my county officials to show their eloquence!" You have to fight for Taishou to save face, and resist for Taishou! ”
I saw the county official: I coughed twice, cleared my throat, and suddenly shouted: "Big, big, bold!" ”
Stopped, the county magistrate wanted to see everyone's reaction, was it in their favor? ……
He:
Eyes rolling, looking around! ---
When I saw the Taoist, my heart trembled! ---
The white-haired Taoist is a white-haired boy with an extraordinary bearing! The county magistrate can't help but be afraid of three points, but! This smart county magistrate can speak, and the tone of his words has changed:
"This cow has committed the crime of causing serious injury! The death penalty should be imposed! You, you dry old man, this man is old, and he's quite nosy! I was stabbed for the cow just now! Tsk not dead! This body is stiff enough! This is coming up, so you, you talk about it! Should this cow be killed? ”
When the county magistrate said this, in order to increase his momentum, he jumped up suddenly, and after he landed, he pointed to the old cow:
"You say this cow works! Then tell me, this, this cow is not only killed and eaten! What can it be used for? …… Well, what's the use? ”
When the county magistrate said this, he jumped up again! With momentum!
I only saw the Taoist, but I didn't even look at the county official! He only arched his hand at the Taishou behind him......
Taishou reacted at this time, and hurriedly got up and returned the salute:
"Dao Chang has always been good?"
"I'm good! I'm good to go! ”
"I don't know why I came to the execution ground for a long time?
"Because there is a big event, I dare not tell it!"
Taishou asked anxiously: "Dare to ask Dao Chang, what's the big deal?" ”
"Taishou has always been strange for not learning well, and there is now a chance! Dare to ask Taishou, would you like the son - the prodigal son to turn back? ”
Taishou thought for a moment: 'Of course I do!' ’
"Alas——! It's all my fault that I have no way to teach my son! ”
"Not only did this cow not pass, but it also worked. Although Lao Niu injured his son, maybe he could make his prodigal son turn back! Taishou thinks: Now the son is afraid of the cow, is he not afraid? ”
Taishou: "Childe will call Miss, and then say that the cow is coming, and only drill under the bed, how can you not be afraid!" ”
"That's easy to do, my lord, you think, if the son is disobedient again, the adult can use the cow to suppress the childe."
"This ......," Taishou thought to himself, "That's a good idea." In the past, Gongzi was not afraid of the sky and the earth, but now he is afraid of the old cow, and if he is disobedient, he will invite the old cow and suppress it with the cow. It's a way, but、Who's going to say、So many people watch、How do I step down? ’
At this time, Miss Hua Rong saw that there was a turnaround, and hurriedly got up: "As long as the son can learn well, as long as the Taishou does not kill the cow, we all support the Taishou!" ”
Miss Hua Rong was already extremely smart, and she shouted at everyone again: "As long as you are too guarded and don't kill cows!" We're for Taishou, aren't we? ”
When everyone heard this, they shouted together:
"Lord Taishou - cattle can't be killed! ---”
"Childe doesn't listen - use cattle to press! ---”
"Playing tricks on the people again - the master asks the cow to touch him!"
"The prodigal son will not change his money - too shou can achieve it!"
"Cattle herding, cattle herding, cattle herding, cattle herding, cattle herding, cattle herding......"
Taishou thought: "Alas! If the next generation doesn't learn well, no matter how much money I have, no matter how much power I have, it's useless, alas! In order for the son to learn well, I will accept it when I see it. Thinking of this, he said to everyone: "Since the Taoist chief said: The cow should not be killed, and the son can learn well, I have also thought about it:"
As long as Childe can get better,---
I'll feed the old cow - it's full! ---
As long as Childe can become stronger,---
I put the old cow - the name of the United States. ---
As long as the son can be sensible,---
Don't let the old cow - get angry again. ---
"Someone, bring the owner of the old cow to ......"
After the elder black escort came, Taishou said, "Release people!" Big old black, you have to give birth to cattle, the son is disobedient, I invite the cow at any time! ”
shouted again: "Go to Tang Zhi County!" ”
When the county magistrate saw him calling, he bowed his head sharply:
"In!"
"You can handle the matter here, and I will accompany the Taoist chief back to the house to talk." After speaking, he led the Wuji Daoist and went back to the house to see the apprentice......
At this time, the weather is clear, the wind is beautiful, the sun is poking its head out of the clouds, and it is happily blessing the old cow......
Besides, the county official, when he saw Taishou walking away, he was the biggest here, in order to show off himself, he deliberately raised his voice, for fear that others would not hear it! Shout:
"Phew!! Listen up, everyone! Not only is this cow not guilty! And a lot more! The master said: If the son doesn't do anything serious in the future, he will invite the black bull to come, and the son will be afraid at first sight, this fear, but listen to the master's words! So: Da Lao Hei, you have to be a good cow! Childe is disobedient, and the lord can invite the cow at any time! If this cow has three long and two short, take your big old black is to ask! When I bought forage and black beans, I sent the cows home! ”
As soon as these words came out, it was really happy! It's really:
The Taoist Elder Talks - Turning the Tide ,---
Too shou herd cattle - very happy! ---
The crowd is boiling! Crying with joy and going crazy! Everyone stepped forward to untie the rope of the cow and smashed the chain! Someone put a big red cloth on it, and kept toasting, and the old cow was not polite, he drank the wine when he saw it!
Hua Rong and everyone jumped happily and shouted! The happy people were like a carnival again, even the men and women who didn't know each other also clapped their hands to celebrate, and even the shy and beautiful young women were shy to accept the warm hugs of some men, but at this time (the stinky men) were extremely conscious, just feeling their body temperature and spreading the fun......
However, some stinky men will pinch their buttocks before sprinkling her, and then smile decently, as if it wasn't him who just got wet......
Hua Rong excitedly began to accept everyone's battering celebrations, and those elated men began to rush to celebrate with Hua Rong's hitters, and the flustered men felt extremely honored......
The big old black led the old cow who had been dazed by everyone......
Miss Hua Rong was lifted up by everyone, thrown into the air one by one, and finally helped her onto the back of the cow! Zhao Guoqiang, the county official, sent two carriages, pulled a cart of forage and a cart of black beans, and followed! People happily send the old cow home! The pomp and circumstance is unprecedented!!
Besides, Taishou, led Wuji Dao Chang back to his house to pick up the wind, and saw his apprentice Wuyi (that is, the current divine doctor......
Then he came to see Childe, and saw that although he was not weak, he was delirious and talked nonsense......
Wuji ordered him acupuncture points and prescribed a few Chinese medicines. After taking the medicine, Childe got better a lot!
However, as soon as Childe spoke, his father had a headache: "Dad! I want a pretty, good-looking flower girl......"
When Taishou heard this, he was furious: "You don't have a daughter-in-law? …… Unpromising! Stay at home!! ”
Mrs. Taishou hurriedly played the round: "Son! You're not neat yet, take care of your body first, and then look for it when you're strong! ”
When the ladies of the son heard this, they were furious: "What kind of vixen? Let Childe be so fascinated? ”
The angry Taishou shook his sleeves and scolded: "Cheng your mother can't be happy!" "Gone!
(Implicit in the book):
Childe is okay when he is sick, but this illness is good at first sight, but it's terrible!
As soon as this son is in spirit, he will immediately pick quarrels and provoke troubles and act recklessly...... His usual style must be unexpected! It is surprising and makes people:
I can't take care of the front, but I can't take care of the back! ---
I can't take care of the left, but I can't take care of the right! ---
His unusual behavior surprised people of good will!